Are there any questions left to ask?

[gbadge]

What a brilliant forum. Every question I can think of has been answered here at some point. I was playing with the CF-4 recommendation and then the IS on my 24-105 which led me to think 'Does it still work using this function'. Quick search and hey presto! yes it does. Anyway as all my questions have been answered so far onwards and upwards and a big thank you to all of you wizzkids/gents/ladies out there...:lol:

[saravrose]

I know exactly what you mean. the search function has saved me from some silly posts... It really is a brilliant place. my favorite thread in recent months is this one...

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=147144

I subsribed to it so I don't miss anything... welcome to POTN..

[IndyJeff]

I got a dried booger on my lens. What is the best way to get it off?


Thats one question I don't think you will find in a search on here lol.

[Ronald S. Jr.]

When they're NOT dry...that's when you've got a problem. Like when my nephew sneezed all over the front element of my 35L...yeah. :-(

[Andy_T]

Ronald,

it doesn't get much better if you leave them the time to dry (and eat their way through your lens coatings, most likely :wink: )

[PacAce]

I got a dried booger on my lens. What is the best way to get it off?


Thats one question I don't think you will find in a search on here lol.
1. Lick the lens surface to moisten the offending booger.
2. Let stand for about a minute. A second licking may be necessary if the booger has really dried up (as in you live in the desert).
3. Use a soft lens issue to wipe off the now softened booger.
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 as necessary.
5. Blow a breath on the surface of the lens and wipe off with another clean lens issue to finish.


There you go, Jeff. It's been answered. :mrgreen: :lol: ;)

[MazerRakhm]

1. Lick the lens surface to moisten the offending booger.
2. Let stand for about a minute. A second licking may be necessary if the booger has really dried up (as in you live in the desert).
3. Use a soft lens issue to wipe off the now softened booger.
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 as necessary.
5. Blow a breath on the surface of the lens and wipe off with another clean lens issue to finish.


There you go, Jeff. It's been answered. :mrgreen: :lol: ;)

Um.... ick!

I think I'd rather just replace the UV filter... Then punch the jerk that was flicking boogers on my camera.

[chris clements]

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[jbkalla]

"What is your favorite color?"

"Red. NO BLU......!"

[condyk]

Can anyone answer this question ... how come Sari is still single? :lol: :lol:

[chris clements]

why is the fluff in my bellybutton always grey/gray?

[Ronald S. Jr.]

"What is your favorite color?"

"Red. NO BLU......!"

Ah, love it. :lol:

[markubig]

why is the fluff in my bellybutton always grey/gray? and why does it smell funny?;):p:lol:

[MazerRakhm]

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No... That was the answer! :wink:

[saravrose]

Can anyone answer this question ... how come Sari is still single? :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: As soon as somebody comes up with an answer pass it on to me... But, I have a sinking suspicion it might have something to do with the the little boring woman who spends way too much time with books, and would rather talk camera gear then just about anything else, oh and my uncles are very big intimidating men, and they haven't caught on to the fact that i'm a grown up...... ;)



sari

[dewmuw]

Why do they put frosted glass in airplane toilet windows?

[markubig]

Why do they put frosted glass in airplane toilet windows? i didn't even notice there were a window in airplane toilets . . . ???

[Double Negative]

why is the fluff in my bellybutton always grey/gray?
I've seen blue and black... Never red though. Hmmm. Must be the white balance being off. :D

[Jon, The Elder]

I will be starting a new post that will go something like..........

"Selling a used lens, how do I calculate how much light has gone through so I don't over price it"?

[Double Negative]

"Selling a used lens, how do I calculate how much light has gone through so I don't over price it"?

You usually just have to relubricate the light filter and it'll be good as new. ;)

[Steve Parr]

"What is your favorite color?"

"Red. NO BLU......!"

And, of course, the infamous:

"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"Well, what do you mean, old man? An African swallow or a European swallow?"

"Huh... Mmm... well, I don't know..."

<<BOOM>>

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[Ronald S. Jr.]

I WARNED YOU! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Ohhhhhhh nooooooooo, it's just a harmless little BUNNY!

_____
What'll he do, nibble your bum? :lol:
____
RUN AWAY!!!

Oh god...the laughs. Good stuff.

[NickSimcheck]

Why do all men enjoy being what women call "Silly, stupid, immature, etc.", and I don't mean like immature like saying something dumb, I mean trying hard to be silly, going out of our way to just piss her off.

I sneeked a 5lb brownie mix into the kart when we were at Cosco today, I didn't want it or even like it...The only thing I liked was her saying "You don't need that! blah blah blah" at the checkout. I went out of my way to do something others might see as silly.

I think all men do it.

Another question to ponder:
Why does the sack have a seam in it? :p Was that where god sowed you up after he finished making you?

[Steve Parr]

I WARNED YOU! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Ohhhhhhh nooooooooo, it's just a harmless little BUNNY!

_____
What'll he do, nibble your bum? :lol:
____
RUN AWAY!!!

Oh god...the laughs. Good stuff.

And he's got FANGS!!!

[zacker]

yeah, we uncles will do that! matter of fact... we WILL do that ;)
-zacker-

[CyberDyneSystems]

....Are there any questions left to ask?.....

If you'd taken the time to do a search you'd find this question has allready been asked dozens of times...
:p :p

:lol: :lol:



..... still my favorite gag.

[CyberDyneSystems]

I will be starting a new post that will go something like..........

"Selling a used lens, how do I calculate how much light has gone through so I don't over price it"?

You can rinse the sunlight residue out with a strong flashlight or car headlight as well,. just be sure to do it at night.

[Ronald S. Jr.]

And he's got FANGS!!!

...LOOK at the BONES!

[MazerRakhm]

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...

Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[jbkalla]

Naughty, naughty Zoot!

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Replace that with "third number", and you've more or less got it. ;-)

But first, you must bring me....A SHRUBBERY!!
(mind-numbing chord)

...one that looks nice....and not too expensive.

I shall be forced to say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease me.:evil:

Noooow...GO!

Ni, Ping, and NeeeeeeeeeWOM!

[saravrose]

hmmm..... boys......:confused: :confused: :confused:

:p :p

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

[Ronald S. Jr.]

hmmm..... boys......:confused: :confused: :confused:

There now...see, Sari? You've done it again.

As a punishment, you must find the mightiest tree in the forest, and cut it down....


WITH....





a HERRING!
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[jbkalla]

You know, I have "The Holy Grail" on LaserDisc... :-)

[Ronald S. Jr.]

but...I have the special edition DVD. It has frilly lace, you know!

[Steve Parr]

We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm" (http://lorien.sdsu.edu/~carroll/audio/icky.wav)...

[saravrose]

I think it's a boy thing.. I don't get it, but I think if we were all sitting at the kitchen table I still wouldn't get it;) ;) .and then it would be even more fun for everybody... :lol: :lol: :lol:

sari.

[Ronald S. Jr.]

...I don't even HAVE a kitchen table. :confused:

[jbkalla]

...I don't even HAVE a kitchen table. :confused:

But do you have a shrubbery?

[saravrose]

...I don't even HAVE a kitchen table. :confused:

LOL.. okay, front porch then.. On my front porch the guys in my family will start a discussion on something that makes no sense to me.. Like the world poker tour, or making plans to meet up to watch the Larry The Cable Guy movie, or converting some two hundred dollar volkswagon truck, putting a buick engine in it, or how come Jake's motorcycle is soo much better than Dave's.. it goes on and on...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[jbkalla]

LOL.. okay, front porch then.. On my front porch the guys in my family will start a discussion on something that makes no sense to me.. Like the world poker tour, or making plans to meet up to watch the Larry The Cable Guy movie, or converting some two hundred dollar volkswagon truck, putting a buick engine in it, or how come Jake's motorcycle is soo much better than Dave's.. it goes on and on...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/

[Ronald S. Jr.]

But do you have a shrubbery?

Oh yes, one slightly higher than the other, with a little path going down the middle. :-D

[Ronald S. Jr.]

LOL.. okay, front porch then.. On my front porch the guys in my family will start a discussion on something that makes no sense to me.. Like the world poker tour, or making plans to meet up to watch the Larry The Cable Guy movie, or converting some two hundred dollar volkswagon truck, putting a buick engine in it, or how come Jake's motorcycle is soo much better than Dave's.. it goes on and on...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

SHE SAID THE WORD!


By the way, Sari, I'm far from a "man's man". I don't enjoy ANY of that stuff. Then again, not quite a "ladies' man" either! Hmm...I suppose that means that I'm my OWN man. :lol: I tried having friends...they talked about their Ford truck, I talked about my Cadillac. They talked about watching wrestling, and I watched I Love Lucy. They'd wanna go out and call each other "gay", while I'd rather watch an old movie with my grandmother. They'd grab the paper to look up showtimes at the theater, and I'd grab my Treo 650 and look it up on the web...and faster, I might add. ...You get the idea. I guess I enjoy "fine" things, and don't like "getting my hands dirty". It's not a class thing...I just enjoy technology, and have every little touchscreen wireless gizmo that's in production. that's my thing. I hate pickup trucks...I like comfort (Cadillac, which is probably worth less than their Fords by now, but do I TELL them that? ;-) ) They like their "popular" music, and I like my classical (as in 15th/16th century).

Eh...I'm just different...but I like it. :-) Needless to say, I've yet to find someone who I enjoy hanging out with, that enjoys hanging out with me too! I survive. ;-)

[jbkalla]

From a review at: ign (http://dvd.ign.com/articles/315/315445p1.html)

If you haven't seen this film, what the hell is wrong with you? Go out and watch it right now! You don't even need to read the rest of this review. This is easily one of the funniest films ever made and is the benchmark to which I judge every comedy.

Everyone who thinks that they enjoy a good comedy should be required to view this movie before saying that the latest cookie cutter summer comedy duo team-up is "funny".

[Ronald S. Jr.]

By the way, jbkalla, I enjoyed Life of Brian at least as much as Holy Grail, and own every Python work to date that I know of. Can't get enough.

[jbkalla]

By the way, jbkalla, I enjoyed Life of Brian at least as much as Holy Grail, and own every Python work to date that I know of. Can't get enough.

Oooh! I haven't seen "Life of Brian!" I'll have to get that, too!

[saravrose]

SHE SAID THE WORD!


By the way, Sari, I'm far from a "man's man". I don't enjoy ANY of that stuff. Then again, not quite a "ladies' man" either! Hmm...I suppose that means that I'm my OWN man. :lol: I tried having friends...they talked about their Ford truck, I talked about my Cadillac. They talked about watching wrestling, and I watched I Love Lucy. They'd wanna go out and call each other "gay", while I'd rather watch an old movie with my grandmother. They'd grab the paper to look up showtimes at the theater, and I'd grab my Treo 650 and look it up on the web...and faster, I might add. ...You get the idea. I guess I enjoy "fine" things, and don't like "getting my hands dirty". It's not a class thing...I just enjoy technology, and have every little touchscreen wireless gizmo that's in production. that's my thing. I hate pickup trucks...I like comfort (Cadillac, which is probably worth less than their Fords by now, but do I TELL them that? ;-) ) They like their "popular" music, and I like my classical (as in 15th/16th century).

Eh...I'm just different...but I like it. :-) Needless to say, I've yet to find someone who I enjoy hanging out with, that enjoys hanging out with me too! I survive. ;-)

ooppss. I was joking and I think I hit a nerve.. My sense of humor can be a little dry at times.. soo sorry Ron...

yeah... and old movie fan.... have you seen Breakfast at Tiffany's?.. how about Imitation of Life?... I love a Patch of Blue.. how about It happened One Night?....

just curious......you don't have to tell me..

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Oh no no, Sari. Don't apologize. I just felt like talkin'. I'm a girly man, in the manliest form of the phrase. :lol: I like talking, shopping, and all that. Yep, I've seen three out of four. See, I'm talking OLD, though. Those are good, but to me, they're "modern". I'm talking Dean Martin, Clark Gable, Walter Pidgeon, Richard Widmark, the Marx Brothers, the Andrews Sisters, etc. They're my style. 8) :lol:

[Steve Parr]

By the way, jbkalla, I enjoyed Life of Brian at least as much as Holy Grail, and own every Python work to date that I know of. Can't get enough.

Next to "The Godfather", "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" is the best movie ever made...

[zacker]

anyone hear remember "The young ones"? mike, rick, adrian, and neil?
i loved that show.
british comedy at its finast!
-zacker

[zacker]

Oh no no, Sari. Don't apologize. I just felt like talkin'. I'm a girly man, in the manliest form of the phrase. :lol: I like talking, shopping, and all that. Yep, I've seen three out of four. See, I'm talking OLD, though. Those are good, but to me, they're "modern". I'm talking Dean Martin, Clark Gable, Walter Pidgeon, Richard Widmark, the Marx Brothers, the Andrews Sisters, etc. They're my style. 8) :lol:

i like johnny cash... he was the coolest!
-zacker-

[zacker]

Hey Ronald... Have you ever sat and watched the old "Dean Martin Roasts"? Effing funny as a mofo! my friends mom has the set, she bought them off the tv.. we watched them and i laughed my butt off.
-zacker-

[Double Negative]

anyone hear remember "The young ones"? mike, rick, adrian, and neil?
i loved that show.
british comedy at its finast!
-zacker
Lentils!

I liked when The Cure and The Damned appeared especially.

[condyk]

SHE SAID THE WORD!


By the way, Sari, I'm far from a "man's man". I don't enjoy ANY of that stuff. Then again, not quite a "ladies' man" either! Hmm...I suppose that means that I'm my OWN man. :lol: I tried having friends...they talked about their Ford truck, I talked about my Cadillac. They talked about watching wrestling, and I watched I Love Lucy. They'd wanna go out and call each other "gay", while I'd rather watch an old movie with my grandmother. They'd grab the paper to look up showtimes at the theater, and I'd grab my Treo 650 and look it up on the web...and faster, I might add. ...You get the idea. I guess I enjoy "fine" things, and don't like "getting my hands dirty". It's not a class thing...I just enjoy technology, and have every little touchscreen wireless gizmo that's in production. that's my thing. I hate pickup trucks...I like comfort (Cadillac, which is probably worth less than their Fords by now, but do I TELL them that? ;-) ) They like their "popular" music, and I like my classical (as in 15th/16th century).

Eh...I'm just different...but I like it. :-) Needless to say, I've yet to find someone who I enjoy hanging out with, that enjoys hanging out with me too! I survive. ;-)

Sari dear ... I think we now have the answer to my earlier question. You simply have too much sense not to be ;)

[saravrose]

Oh no no, Sari. Don't apologize. I just felt like talkin'. I'm a girly man, in the manliest form of the phrase. :lol: I like talking, shopping, and all that. Yep, I've seen three out of four. See, I'm talking OLD, though. Those are good, but to me, they're "modern". I'm talking Dean Martin, Clark Gable, Walter Pidgeon, Richard Widmark, the Marx Brothers, the Andrews Sisters, etc. They're my style. 8) :lol:

I will admit to having a crush on Clark Gable growing up... I absolutely loved Gone With the Wind and watched it endlessly....

[zacker]

Lentils!

I liked when The Cure and The Damned appeared especially.

My fav was the one with the Headless Ghost at the neighbors house when its head fell into her lap and she kept farting...lol

I loved that show, its still on i just never know whenor where it will show up. but i have seen it once or twice a few months ago!

I also like the Land Lord.. Mr. Braylovsky (sp?) " Charlie-Tango-Tea kettle-Barbecue!"

[Double Negative]

"Dear facist bullyboy... Send money or else." :D

[philbyuk]

Your Father is a Hamster and your mother smells of elderberies

[saravrose]

Sari dear ... I think we now have the answer to my earlier question. You simply have too much sense not to be ;)

now that doesn't bode well for my future... :confused: :confused: .. besides, i'm not exactly known for my common sense (breathing a sigh of relief).. I think the problem today stems from the simple fact that i've never seen the phython grail movie....I'll watch it I swear!!

sari.

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Sari dear ... I think we now have the answer to my earlier question. You simply have too much sense not to be ;)


:rolleyes: You just can't stop "slamming" me, huh? I appreciate it, old man. Really.:confused:


By the way, I wish to hell they'd release the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour series on DVD. I'd have that in a second. :sigh:

[RichardtheSane]

We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm" (http://lorien.sdsu.edu/~carroll/audio/icky.wav)...

....ni

[philbyuk]

it is a deceased parrot!!!!!

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Look my lad...I know a dead parrot when I see one...and I am looking at one RIGHT now. :-)

It's pining...for the fjords. Beautiful plumage, eh?

[philbyuk]

I never wanted to be a shopkeeper

I wanted to be a......













Lumberjack

[Ronald S. Jr.]

:rolleyes: Don't make me type the lyrics to that song.

[saravrose]

:rolleyes: Don't make me type the lyrics to that song.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... I really, really want you to type the lyrics of a whole song.. all the way through.. and I want you to sing it while typing...:p :p

[philbyuk]

only if you' put on womens clothing and hang around in bars' whilst typing

[Ronald S. Jr.]

:-( Fine.


I'm a lumberjack, and that's ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wildflowers
I put on womens clothing, and hang around in bars

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra.
I wish I was a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

(forgive spelling errors, I was typing awfully fast)

[saravrose]

:-( Fine.


I'm a lumberjack, and that's ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wildflowers
I put on womens clothing, and hang around in bars

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra.
I wish I was a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

(forgive spelling errors, I was typing awfully fast)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... now I want to see the movie.. (i'm guessing it's the movie)...

sari.

[Ronald S. Jr.]

No no, that was just one of their sketches on their show, "Monty Python's Flying Circus". However, you can buy the American version of "And Now For Something Completely Different", and you can see that sketch, along with the dead parrot, someone falling past the window (downwards), "military drills", and many more. It's quite fun. I tried to get my mom to watch it, but she couldn't understand their accents. :confused:

[Double Negative]

Bring out yer dead!

[saravrose]

No no, that was just one of their sketches on their show, "Monty Python's Flying Circus". However, you can buy the American version of "And Now For Something Completely Different", and you can see that sketch, along with the dead parrot, someone falling past the window (downwards), "military drills", and many more. It's quite fun. I tried to get my mom to watch it, but she couldn't understand their accents. :confused:

I stand corrected.... :D :D :D :D .

sari

[philbyuk]

ok now for 'spam'.......spam spam spam spam wonderful spam..gloryous spam..

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Bring out yer dead!

Could you do me a favor and hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...:lol:

[philbyuk]

and who can forget "every sperm is sacred"

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Meaning of life, eh? Didn't much care for it, but I have it.