You can't do that here!

[4walls]

A sign from the zoo in Beijing... this is what you can't do there.

http://s94309565.onlinehome.us/albums/china/IMG_0562.jpg

[strax]

very good; good job they don't allow shooting in a zoo, where's the sport in that?;)

[4walls]

I am wondering what the middle one on the bottom row means. No explosives?

[J T]

Who the hell brings a trumpet/horn to the zoo??http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/jimthias/Smilies/lmfao.gif

[beachgirl]

Or plays soccer?LOL

[sparker1]

Jeez, I wanted to burn my horn in the campfire. why not a single sign that says "No Entry".

[mijbril]

top right hand corner....

"no sitting on benches" ??

[RossW]

I am wondering what the middle one on the bottom row means. No explosives?

Well, no traditional firecrackers, anyway.

[rfreschner]

Spoilsports!

[Tee Why]

But I always throw fire crackers at the Panda!!!

[sunbeast]

top right hand corner....

"no sitting on benches" ??

I'm guessing it's no sitting on the fence so you don't fall over and become the morning/afternoon snack! ;)

[SWPhotoImaging]

No horn playing at the zoo? What's the deal with that?

[getting-started]

How dare they ruin my long-weekend plans?! I'm a taxi driver, and love to drive around the zoo to see the exotic animals. I like to pick all the flowers, rip them up and throw them back on the ground. I like to light fires while sitting on walls. I always bring my little dog to the zoo, and when another animal tries to eat it, I shoot it. After my taxi gets trampeled by stampeding elephants, I throw explosives at the remaining animals, and escape as quickly as possible on my motorbike to go skating and play soccer with all my friends.

I like to play the trumpet too, simply to annoy the bats.



Hm. I suppose these are common past-times, or else they wouldn't post the sign.

[Orogeny]

I am wondering what the middle one on the bottom row means. No explosives?No imploding of buildings while in the zoo.;)

Tim

[Mates]

How dare they ruin my long-weekend plans?! I'm a taxi driver, and love to drive around the zoo to see the exotic animals. I like to pick all the flowers, rip them up and throw them back on the ground. I like to light fires while sitting on walls. I always bring my little dog to the zoo, and when another animal tries to eat it, I shoot it. After my taxi gets trampeled by stampeding elephants, I throw explosives at the remaining animals, and escape as quickly as possible on my motorbike to go skating and play soccer with all my friends.

I like to play the trumpet too, simply to annoy the bats.



Hm. I suppose these are common past-times, or else they wouldn't post the sign.

:lol:

[SuzyView]

I think it's my husband's fault. He's a lawyer. It always is because of a lawyer there are so many restrictions. :)