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txdude35
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 16:11
It was like a car wreck...some couldn't look, some couldn't NOT look :oops:

http://jefft48.smugmug.com/photos/101557021-M.jpg
http://jefft48.smugmug.com/photos/101557008-M.jpg
nrellas
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 16:13
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ootsk
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 16:20
You owe me a new keyboard..I just threw up on this one...............
txdude35
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 16:26
I'm telling you, it was too funny. This guy was looking around like "What? Something wrong??" Uhh...yes. :)
Dante King
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 16:37
I dont think that suit would be a thong on a more slender person. :)
christyjo2
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 16:46
Dear lord, is a tan really worth wearing something like that? Bet you $5 he has a T shaped tan line on his butt when he gets outta there!
Familia
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 16:50
wow, now that is truely scary. lol.
bubbawillums
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 16:59
Totally wrong...
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2003/ThongSale.gif
CookieMonster
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 21:49
lol
DanteCaspian
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 22:25
My eyes... they burn!
NormF
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 22:35
My eyes... they burn!

I just tore mine out!! Good God.
Cleo199
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 23:00
I'm so glad I ate supper before I saw this.............. I may not eat for another week now...........
newfly5
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 23:25
That is a man right? What would make a man do that? Suddenly I feel like a model.
DocFrankenstein
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 23:30
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4972/simplyirresistable8rx.jpg
Lin-z
10th of October 2006 (Tue), 23:46
Why? WHY WHY WHY!!??? Why would a man of that size want to wear that!!
Titus213
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 01:26
You've got to wonder WHO is going see that tan. But I can't figure out why anyone would want to walk around all day with a self-induced wedgy.
Maureen Souza
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 01:50
http://photo.klein-jensen.dk/smilies/0014.gif LOL...

I saw a woman larger than that wearing a bikini in Hawaii once. I guess it would be nice to feel so uninhibited...........
Agger
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 02:00
Being a Bloke of about the same size and age as him in the photo's :cool: I really don't see anything wrong with it;) my problem would be getting one with a big enough pouch:p


PMSL I splurted my coffee on the screen still wiping the tears from my eyes :D :cool:


Zip Thud:confused:
Becca
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 06:28
I don't even know what to say to that.... :shock:
JimCapaldi
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 10:29
Totally disgusting. Some things should not be photographed. :oops:
mamabravo
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 10:38
hes got balls!

holy crap!
TeeJay
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 10:41
hes got balls!

holy crap!

You've obviously seen the other pic of him standing up! :lol: :lol: :lol:
scottycam
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 11:07
I wonder if he looked in the mirror thinking. "Damn.. I look good in this Thong. I'm going to wear this to the beach today."
Kevin
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 11:20
That's just not right.:lol: :o
laimis.s
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 11:34
my god... i shouldnt be seeing such photographs!!! im only 17 >_<
daclozer
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 13:10
I was on clearwater beach several years ago and there was an older guy in his 60's at least in a thong. Crazy thing is the guy was in icredible shape and was kind of ripped.. He had a woman at least half his age, who also looked incredible, hanging all over him....
Billginthekeys
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 13:13
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ohh...... ohh......... it burns. ouch............

why?
switchblade5984
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 13:33
why did you do that now i have to show others!
txdude35
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 13:34
You've got to wonder WHO is going see that tan.

Unfortunately, all of us on the beach that day saw that tan.

Maureen, I think that it _is_ admirable to possess such self confidence. I would prefer not to witness it personally, but admirable none the less. :)
stripytiger
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 14:48
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahhh there are some things that are priceless :)
Billie
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 14:52
I wonder if he looked in the mirror thinking. "Damn.. I look good in this Thong. I'm going to wear this to the beach today."

Ok, I have to bite and reply. I laughed when I saw the pic, then louder when I read this comment. Thanks for the chuckle.
Shutter22
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 15:43
*shudders*
cmgmyr
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 15:52
wow...that is truely just wrong!...funny...but still wrong:)
saravrose
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:21
I can just see it now. mommy's frantically putting their hands over their little one's eyes.. good grief there needs to be a law against that kind of exposure..

sari
laimis.s
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:26
I was on clearwater beach several years ago and there was an older guy in his 60's at least in a thong. Crazy thing is the guy was in icredible shape and was kind of ripped.. He had a woman at least half his age, who also looked incredible, hanging all over him....

well he must be rich then ;)
MagicallyDelicious
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:28
Oh my days.

Id not be able to stop looking!
basroil
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:31
just turn off the computer... it burns...... crazy people with them tiny things...
Digitally_Altered
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:40
:evil: that is Soooooo WRONG, on Sooooooo many levels :p
catz1ct
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:41
NOOOOOOOOO. :o
suzyb
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:43
Funny...he's wearing THAT, but feels he needs to put a hat on.
saravrose
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:44
has anybody looked close enough to notice the cleavage...(which is better than mine by the way).. that could very well be the ugliest woman in existance...????
Miniflash
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 16:49
I love your sense of humor !
superdiver
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 17:11
That picture is SOOO WRONG on SOOO many levels...LMAO...
fraggles
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 17:15
thats put me off breakfast:( and tea
CrazyStang
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 17:37
Wow, I could have done without that. HAHAHA
Texbow
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 17:46
I should be awarded some additional count to my post total just for looking at that.
txdude35
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 18:04
Funny...he's wearing THAT, but feels he needs to put a hat on.

:D:D:D:lol::lol::lol:
Gr8outdrsmn
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 18:38
Oh my God, that is absolutely hilarious!
AlexisG
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 19:02
That is too funny!:)
He sure is comfy in his own skin!
bolantej
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 19:31
A link to a quicktime song. They're referring to women, but it was still entertaining. Sorry if it's inappropriate for the forum. http://www.bitoffun.com/Notes/Please%20Don't%20Wear%20That%20Thong.mp3
Dan-o
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 21:13
:shock:
rrljk
11th of October 2006 (Wed), 22:12
A man with amazing self confidence or a very low IQ?

Why would a man of that age and condition wear bum floss!!:oops:
ashleymcnamara
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 00:44
w o w!
Rumrunner
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 01:02
Now I know why they make 1300mm lenses :)
weka2000
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 01:04
Lucky for us he didnt stand up :lol:
T.Hogan
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 01:09
Poor lady in the first image was in shock having just witnessed her first FULL moon at noon.
Permagrin
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 01:14
Funny...he's wearing THAT, but feels he needs to put a hat on.

Funny! I thought that too.

Honestly, he had to have lost a bet or something...that's why the hat...
NO ONE would do that w/o several K's riding on it...
Rumrunner
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 01:58
Funny! I thought that too.

Honestly, he had to have lost a bet or something...that's why the hat...
NO ONE would do that w/o several K's riding on it...


LMAO the next "don't gamble propaganda"!!!
J.A.F. Doorhof
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 02:08
Oh my.
I wonder if he ever lost it, and found out a month later that he was still wearing it, yuck.

I'm a big guy myself but would not have the guts to wear a thong.
Lotto
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 03:07
He's technically wearing something, can he get arrested by that?
g-money
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 08:03
I should have know better than to have clicked this thread, You even warned me, but nooooooooooooo I just had to go and look.Gotta start trusting my gut feelings on these type things.

Greg
txdude35
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 08:45
I'm just glad I saw him sitting there instead of using that boogie board. :-|
:o
Saralonde
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 11:35
Oh ..my..god..
It's like a car wreck at the side of the road. You know you shouldn't look, but then you do and are scared for life.
yoshi
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 12:03
WHy arent greenpeace trying to get that whale back in the water poor thing

Brings a whole new meaning to FREE WILLY
busterboy
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 12:13
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~tprocter/email~animations/pukeface.gif
PEACHMAN
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 13:07
I'm speachless...I just want to run off into the sunset shrieking, Aaaggghhhhhhhhh!
JMCT
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 13:45
I think we should move this thread to the glamour section :lol:
DWFotos
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 13:55
Didn't know they made man thongs that large.
Crystal
Jaymz
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 15:52
Didn't know they made man thongs that large.
Crystal

The thing is, it wasn't a thong before he put it on.

Excuse me sir, your butt's eating your shorts.
Lin-z
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 17:06
I bet he put that thing on and before he went out said "Honey! Does this thong make me look fat?"
Brodog2525
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 19:01
i think a part of me just died
weka2000
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 19:01
I bet he put that thing on and before he went out said "Honey! Does this thong make me look fat?"
She said "no darling you look great in it " and he believed her :lol:
tellysurv
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 20:47
How.... why.... what the....??????
Rjohnston
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 20:59
You know every time he goes out like that an angel tears its wings off....
tuggnet
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 21:08
Didn't know they made man thongs that large.
Crystal

Man thongs? That's just not right.
Digitally_Altered
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 21:16
You know every time he goes out like that an angel tears its wings off....
Thats too funny :lol:
taygull
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 21:19
You should have asked him to sign a model release form!
KittyKat1982
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 21:38
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cleo199
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 22:14
i had to come back just to read other peoples reactions. I wonder if he's singing these lyrics while he's laying there:

I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
tpetty
12th of October 2006 (Thu), 23:38
THAAR SHE BLOWSSSS!
Aquaman
13th of October 2006 (Fri), 20:54
Let's give him a break. Life is too short to be inhibited or worry about what everyone else thinks.