2,000 posts - what to do?

[goatee]

So, I'm almost at 2,000 posts - what shall I do?

[Pete]

Ummm.. Keep posting...?

A shot of a duck's rear should suffice.

[goatee]

Hmm, will have to look for a duck's bum then. . .

[Pete]

you only have 3 posts to find it!!

[gjl711]

Don't do it. It's the post 2k bug. It will hit you and all he** will break loose. The earth will fly out of it's orbit, the stock market will collapse, rivers will run upstream. It will be bad.

[goatee]

Too late, my 2,000th post is of a sleeping pig. . . .

[rklepper]

Too late, my 2,000th post is of a sleeping pig. . . .

Now that is just lovely. Thanks for sharing.

[goatee]

I do try my best Doc.

[gjl711]

Looks like 1/2 my family after thanksgiving dinner..

Just kidding guys. It just looks like Auntie-S. :evil: :D

[goatee]

lol - I can feel the shockwaves from across the pond!

[PetKal]

Good lad, nice pig photo, congrats and keep posting.;)

[goatee]

How did I know that if anyone would have a photo of a duck's a*se, it would be you Pet :)?

[runninmann]

How did I know that if anyone would have a photo of a duck's a*se, it would be you Pet :)?
Isn't that a Canada goose?

[goatee]

You are of course right - to be honest, I didn't pay it enough attention - reminded me too much of work ;).

[gjl711]

I mean, come on guys, that goose pic definitely should have been posted in Glamour and Nude. Jeeezzz.... There are kids here. ;)

[PetKal]

Pedants !:evil:
How's this?:cool:

[goatee]

My goodness, you can see the glistening water drops, that should definitely be in G&N!

[gjl711]

Hmm… there is a sensuality that stimulates emotions. The glistening water and smooth curves lend an air of naughty innocence lost.

[PetKal]

Boyz, looks like you are ready for this.......the pure, quintessential erotica !

[gjl711]

Ok, you have stepped over the line. While an occasionl peak at erotica is titillating, that last post is just plain p*rn. Yes, I know that Beaver Hunt need photographers as well, but to see that type of work displayed here leaves me feeling dirty and cheap.

[PetKal]

Ok, you have stepped over the line. While an occasionl peak at erotica is titillating, that last post is just plain p*rn. Yes, I know that Beaver Hunt need photographers as well, but to see that type of work displayed here leaves me feeling dirty and cheap.
:lol:

[goatee]

I don't know - while at first glance, it could be mistaken for p*rn, notice the curve of the leg, the tease of a few drops visible, with the end of the tail just out of sight - it's a tease of the best sort. This is much higher quality than some cheap hustler take-off.

[PetKal]

I don't know - while at first glance, it could be mistaken for p*rn, notice the curve of the leg, the tease of a few drops visible, with the end of the tail just out of sight - it's a tease of the best sort. This is much higher quality than some cheap hustler take-off.

What do you think, Goatee , shall we try to post her on the G&N forum under our joint names ?

[gjl711]

I disagree. It leaves nothing to the imagination. Why I can open a taxidermy book and see less anatomical poses. Even the so called higher class rags like Goosehouse with it’s outrageous stories of vans full of geese and duck coming over to some guys house to party would have second thoughts about printing something this graphic.

[PetKal]

I disagree. It leaves nothing to the imagination. Why I can open a taxidermy book and see less anatomical poses. Even the so called higher class rags like Goosehouse with it’s outrageous stories of vans full of geese and duck coming over to some guys house to party would have second thoughts about printing something this graphic.

Well, I ain't sure no more. However, if Goatee wants to post it under his name I have no problem with that.:cool:

[goatee]

Hehe, well I think it would make an interesting first G&N post. . .

[goatee]

This is more akin to PlayGoose (which everyone buys for the interesting articles) than that shameless Goosehouse

[goatee]

I disagree. It leaves nothing to the imagination. Why I can open a taxidermy book and see less anatomical poses. Even the so called higher class rags like Goosehouse with it’s outrageous stories of vans full of geese and duck coming over to some guys house to party would have second thoughts about printing something this graphic.

Besides - what can you actually see? Sure, there's acres of feathers which seem to never end, and a gently curved leg, but for that pose, it leaves everything to the imagination!

[gjl711]

Hurumph!! Justify it as you will, but I can not condone such degrading material. It is obvious with your total lack of modesty that you only have ganders in your household.

[gjl711]

BTW...
How the heck do you tell the goose from the gander. I mean with ducks it's rather obvious, but Canada geese all look the same to me.

[PetKal]

BTW...
How the heck do you tell the goose from the gander. I mean with ducks it's rather obvious, but Canada geese all look the same to me.

Relative size.....ganders are about 10-15% bigger.

[gjl711]

Hmmm... I would hate being a small gander. Yikes!!! That could be embarrassing. Also explains why there isn’t a phrase like “hung like a goose.”

[PetKal]

Hmmm... I would hate being a small gander. Yikes!!! That could be embarrassing. Also explains why there isn’t a phrase like “hung like a goose.”

That's a small town talk. The city folks prefer to say "gung like a hoose".

[gjl711]

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That's a small town talk. The city folks prefer to say "gung like a hoose".
:D :D OTFL:D :D