Organs and other body parts for sale

[IanD]

I am selling various non-critical body parts in the hopes that I will be able to raise enought money for a EOS-1D MarkII.
Only non-photographic-necessary parts are being offered so forget about the left eye and fingers and hands. Ditto for the heart and lungs.
Just about everything else is up for grabs so contact me with your needs and we will talk.
With my luck I might raise enough to buy a flash cube :lol: :lol: :lol:

[iwatkins]

How many miles on the clock ? Full service history ?

I could do with a new brain, but I'm guessing that is going to cost me megabucks....

:twisted:

Cheers

Ian

[IanD]

How many miles on the clock ? Full service history ?

I could do with a new brain, but I'm guessing that is going to cost me megabucks....

:twisted:

Cheers

Ian
Hands fell off the clock a long time ago. Have to check with the wife about the service part but it seems to be every week or so to the best of my memory.
The brain would be free due to very limited usage.
:lol: :lol:

[gsmx2]

I am selling various non-critical body parts in the hopes that I will be able to raise enought money for a EOS-1D MarkII.
Only non-photographic-necessary parts are being offered so forget about the left eye and fingers and hands. Ditto for the heart and lungs.
Just about everything else is up for grabs so contact me with your needs and we will talk.
With my luck I might raise enough to buy a flash cube :lol: :lol: :lol:

What perfect timing. I've been having quite a bit of pain in my left knee and just fathom the idea of wasting good magnesium for a replacement. What would you be asking for the whole joint or separate parts?

gsm x2

[IanD]

I am selling various non-critical body parts in the hopes that I will be able to raise enought money for a EOS-1D MarkII.
Only non-photographic-necessary parts are being offered so forget about the left eye and fingers and hands. Ditto for the heart and lungs.
Just about everything else is up for grabs so contact me with your needs and we will talk.
With my luck I might raise enough to buy a flash cube :lol: :lol: :lol:

What perfect timing. I've been having quite a bit of pain in my left knee and just fathom the idea of wasting good magnesium for a replacement. What would you be asking for the whole joint or separate parts?

gsm x2
GSM
Now here is a problem. Had a double knee replacement done quite a few years ago. Doc used a teflon/mag combination. I think that the warrenty has expired on them so the asking price will be really low. :lol:

[Cadwell]

Umm... my left ankle is FUBAR'd so I could be in the market, as long as it's cheap and relatively low mileage... ;)

( Gonna have to be cheap after I've splurged on all these camera doo-hickey-whatsits :shock: I've just seen the credit card bills :shock: )

[typer77]

I willbuy your fingers.. wait.. then how are you going to use the camera? then I will be 500usd bid for your camera!

[IanD]

Umm... my left ankle is FUBAR'd so I could be in the market, as long as it's cheap and relatively low mileage... ;)

( Gonna have to be cheap after I've splurged on all these camera doo-hickey-whatsits :shock: I've just seen the credit card bills :shock: )
Here is a deal on the ankles. I'll sell you both legs then just bum around :lol: :lol: :lol:

[IanD]

I willbuy your fingers.. wait.. then how are you going to use the camera? then I will be 500usd bid for your camera!
typer,
Fingers ain't up for grabs (no pun intended)(well maybe :lol: )

[Cadwell]

Here is a deal on the ankles. I'll sell you both legs then just bum around :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

A matched pair :? I bet that's gonna be *expensive* :shock:

[PacAce]

I can use another brain to augment the one I have now. Too much boozing during my younger years killed off a good many of them and, while I'm at it, my kidneys could probably use a little bit of help from a 3rd or even a 4th one. What are you asking for these parts? I'm willing to pay top dollar for the brain but it's got to be rated at an IQ of at least 120.

:mrgreen: :lol:

[robertwgross]

Only non-photographic-necessary parts are being offered so forget about the left eye and fingers and hands.

The right eye! Yes, the right eye! The shiny one!

How much for the right eye?

---Bob Gross---

[karusel]

Ian, you forgot to tell what your bloodtype is. But e-mail me anyway, I'm almost sure we can make a deal, unless you are joking, that is.

P.S. How much do you want for a testicle? How much for both of them?














Just kidding. :lol:

[IanD]

I can use another brain to augment the one I have now. Too much boozing during my younger years killed off a good many of them and, while I'm at it, my kidneys could probably use a little bit of help from a 3rd or even a 4th one. What are you asking for these parts? I'm willing to pay top dollar for the brain but it's got to be rated at an IQ of at least 120.

:mrgreen: :lol:
120 rating :?: :?:
Is that octane or something?
How stupid of me...120 = ISO :!:

[CyberDyneSystems]

I can use another brain to augment the one I have now. Too much boozing during my younger years killed off a good many of them and, while I'm at it, my kidneys could probably use a little bit of help from a 3rd or even a 4th one. What are you asking for these parts? I'm willing to pay top dollar for the brain but it's got to be rated at an IQ of at least 120.

:mrgreen: :lol:

In this case,. I'm afraid the donor part won't offer much "augmentation" ...

[CyberDyneSystems]

Ian, you forgot to tell what your bloodtype is. But e-mail me anyway, I'm almost sure we can make a deal, unless you are joking, that is.

P.S. How much do you want for a testicle? How much for both of them?


I believe he is allready married,. so those are long gone... :shock: :? :roll:

[IanD]

Ian, you forgot to tell what your bloodtype is. But e-mail me anyway, I'm almost sure we can make a deal, unless you are joking, that is.

P.S. How much do you want for a testicle? How much for both of them?


I believe he is allready married,. so those are long gone... :shock: :? :roll:
So right you are...... :cry: :cry: :cry:

[samdring]

Methinks bit of a funny smell here

1. Ian wants new camera
2. Thinks of selling body-parts
3. Chooses advertising space carefully - a site full of mastercard mistresses
4. Realises no hands on clock; double knee repair out of warranty; no fingers or balls; brain gone grainy
5. Donkey OK

[IanD]

Methinks bit of a funny smell here

1. Ian wants new camera
2. Thinks of selling body-parts
3. Chooses advertising space carefully - a site full of mastercard mistresses
4. Realises no hands on clock; double knee repair out of warranty; no fingers or balls; brain gone grainy
5. Donkey OK
Damn....after that post I'll be lucky to get a used flash bulb :!: :lol:
Thos would enjoy this.....hope it holds up until he gets back home.

[PacAce]

I can use another brain to augment the one I have now. Too much boozing during my younger years killed off a good many of them and, while I'm at it, my kidneys could probably use a little bit of help from a 3rd or even a 4th one. What are you asking for these parts? I'm willing to pay top dollar for the brain but it's got to be rated at an IQ of at least 120.

:mrgreen: :lol:

In this case,. I'm afraid the donor part won't offer much "augmentation" ...

Darn! Was Ian talking about his own parts? I thought he was talking about Gitzo's. I thought that's how Gitzo ended up with only 3 legs.

[cgratti]

I can use another brain to augment the one I have now. Too much boozing during my younger years killed off a good many of them and, while I'm at it, my kidneys could probably use a little bit of help from a 3rd or even a 4th one. What are you asking for these parts? I'm willing to pay top dollar for the brain but it's got to be rated at an IQ of at least 120.

:mrgreen: :lol:

I'll give ya my brain, IQ=133. But its gonna cost ya... Im up for a fair trade, I'm currently in the market for a rather large "johnson", preferably one that scares people at the sight of its immenseness...

:D

[ron chappel]

I'm in need of a good brain...but i don't have a trade-in.
A good sized 'johnson' i do have but no one is getting that!
Ooops,too much info?

[Tom W]

I'm in need of a good brain...but i don't have a trade-in.
A good sized 'johnson' i do have but no one is getting that!
Ooops,too much info?

Note to self - never post while asleep. :D

[CyberDyneSystems]

I'm in need of a good brain...but i don't have a trade-in.
A good sized 'johnson' i do have but no one is getting that!
Ooops,too much info?

Keeping that one all to yourself 'eh? :roll:

Well each to his own :wink:

[IanD]

I'm in need of a good brain...but i don't have a trade-in.
A good sized 'johnson' i do have but no one is getting that!
Ooops,too much info?
Yup... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tom W]

Ian - Can I have 3 legs? My tripod has polio. :)

[Belmondo]

I am selling various non-critical body parts in the hopes that I will be able to raise enought money for a EOS-1D MarkII.
Only non-photographic-necessary parts are being offered so forget about the left eye and fingers and hands. Ditto for the heart and lungs.
Just about everything else is up for grabs so contact me with your needs and we will talk.
With my luck I might raise enough to buy a flash cube :lol: :lol: :lol:

What perfect timing. I've been having quite a bit of pain in my left knee and just fathom the idea of wasting good magnesium for a replacement. What would you be asking for the whole joint or separate parts?

gsm x2

Make sure he doesn't sell you a used donkey knee. This guy's shifty, and he has a donkey (named 'Gitzo') already missing one leg. Come to think of it, that happened right about the time he bought his 10D. You can put two and two together yourself**. You don't need me.

(**Actually, in this case it's two plus one......for the time being.)


Thos. :wink: :lol: :!: :twisted:

[vvizard]

IQ-124 + 10D up for trade. I wan't a above-100-replacement-brain and a MK-II, and we should be settle... yeah, and the 17-40mm.. Thanks in advance. Only serious bidders please.

Accept all major credit-cards (Oh yeah, I wan't my mastercard-bill deleted as well) or paypal!

Will ship worldwide!

[IanD]

Ian - Can I have 3 legs? My tripod has polio. :)
Tom,
It is called a mono-pod....no hold on that is just 1 leg..... :lol:
OK, got it. .....duopod :!:
Sounds like a Happy Meal at Mickey D's......
I have an ashtray stand made from a cow moose leg that I don't use any more. Will let you have that real cheap. Make a nifty monopod that will blend in real well in the woods. However cannot be held responsible for bull moose making a pass at ya. In other words, don't use it in the fall :lol: :lol:

[IanD]

shifty[/b], and he has a donkey (named 'Gitzo') already missing one leg. Come to think of it, that happened right about the time he bought his 10D. You can put two and two together yourself**. You don't need me.

(**Actually, in this case it's two plus one......for the time being.)


Thos. :wink: :lol: :!: :twisted:
Shifty :?: :?:
Is that any way to describe your newly adopted son :?:
Wait till I tell Mom about this :!:

[vvizard]

I'll give ya my brain, IQ=133. But its gonna cost ya... Im up for a fair trade, I'm currently in the market for a rather large "johnson", preferably one that scares people at the sight of its immenseness...

:D

So what you actually mean is, that you're in the market for the "EF 500mm f/4L IS USM"?

;)

[BDM]

I willbuy your fingers.. wait.. then how are you going to use the camera? then I will be 500usd bid for your camera!
typer,
Fingers ain't up for grabs (no pun intended)(well maybe :lol: )

But . . . if you sold your fingers, how could you use a "digital" camera?

Just a thought.

Bruce

[eric1]

the best way (only way for me), to get a 1DMII is to wait outside the
camera shop till' someone buys one, then take it from them when they
try to leave. alas i'm abit to nice for that, so i guess i'll do without.

eric1