Ordered my new DSLR

[Tapeman]

Placed my order for the new 0 megapixel Mattel Mark II.
When used with Fisher Price L lenses - no problems with dust.
Ray-O-Vac flash is back ordered.
Erector set tripod requires some assembly.
Nice Gucci bag.
Should I get PS CS for this? :D

[cgratti]

Placed my order for the new 0 megapixel Mattel Mark II.
When used with Fisher Price L lenses - no problems with dust.
Ray-O-Vac flash is back ordered.
Erector set tripod requires some assembly.
Nice Gucci bag.
Should I get PS CS for this? :D

I hope you didnt order it from BROADWAY PHOTO...

You might get it in time for Christmas......

[CyberDyneSystems]

:lol:

Yep,.. definately a big "Toy factor"

I won't argue for a second :mrgreen:

[Sketcher]

Whew! Glad you ordered the new one and not the old one :roll:

[PacAce]

Placed my order for the new 0 megapixel Mattel Mark II.
When used with Fisher Price L lenses - no problems with dust.
Ray-O-Vac flash is back ordered.
Erector set tripod requires some assembly.
Nice Gucci bag.
Should I get PS CS for this? :D

I highly recommend the Muppets coloring book if you can swing the price. Otherwise you can get it in installments, 2 pages at a time.

[Pekka]

I hope you remembered to order the new nose-grease powered 4-pixel LCD, too :wink: And couple of earmuffs (Gucci again) for noise reduction.

[PacAce]

... And couple of earmuffs (Gucci again) for noise reduction.

Would that be for the shutter noise or the ISO noise????

:mrgreen:

[defordphoto]

... And couple of earmuffs (Gucci again) for noise reduction.

Would that be for the shutter noise or the ISO noise????

:mrgreen:

That would be from the groans and moans from the people walking by wondering "what the heck is that thing."

[tamash]

I ordered the nose-greased power display as well.
My swarthy mediterranean heritage ensures that it will radiate with the light of a thousand suns (or 6 lumens, whichever somes first).

My Broadway photo salesman also assured me this camera comes standard with handicap access and is fully brail-compliant so that it can be operated by seeing eye dogs (presumably to take 27 8-10 color glossy photos).

Bill

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[defordphoto]

The words "Broadway Photo" and "assured" are never allowed to be in the same sentence.

[CoolToolGuy]

Don't forget the Gameboy image tank. :lol:
And I heard Broadway has a good deal on a dot matrix printer. With tractor-feed paper included. :P

Have Fun
Rick 8)

[ilya]

Placed my order for the new 0 megapixel Mattel Mark II.
Should I get PS CS for this? :D

Yes, you'll need PS CS - Extreme Beach Volleball edition. Elements just won't cut it.

It allows you to download your pictures directly to your Xbox and Playstation consoles, and competitively edit your pictures against your buddies or the babysitter (using the Wacom gamepad). Augmenting the traditional PS user interface are the bikini-clad hotties from Baywatch which are activated from the Filters menu, and are only available if you use Raw, edit in 16-bit mode, and will come back to you only if you save them in Tiff. Have fun. 8)