Quotes! Movies That Deliver Most Quotable Lines!

[Ronald S. Jr.]

A million bonus point to Mcary for pulling out Monty Python.

"As you wish." - Princess Bride

Oh come now. I did Life of Brian on the first page, I think!

[Belmondo]

"Trolls are like onions."

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Trolls? I thought it was ogres. :|

[Belmondo]

"Trolls are like onions."You're right.....

I'm the troll. Shrek's the ogre.


OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS.:o:o:o:o:o

[Lord_Malone]

Spaceballs HHHAAAAHAHAHA

Probably Rick Moranis' finest performance. I laugh so hard I almost pee still when I watch that movie.....he's the furthest thing from Darth Vader it kills me. I don't know if anyone else could have played Dark Helmet nearly as well. Maybe Paul Reubens :p

One of the best.

Now.... COMB THE DESERT!


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[SuzyView]

My husband loves the Monty Python and Mel Brooks movies, but he thinks it's funnier to relive them when it's 2 a.m. and everyone is punchy. :) And yes, Dark Helmet is a favorite.

[Ronald S. Jr.]

I enjoy them straight and sober. ;-) Monty Python is the best.

..And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin...

..And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

- Armaments, chapter 4, verses 9 to 21

[Maureen Souza]

"If I know a song of Africa, of the giraffe and the African new moon lying on her back, of the plows in the fields and the sweaty faces of the coffee pickers, does Africa know a song of me? Will the air over the plain quiver with a color that I have had on, or the children invent a game in which my name is, or the full moon throw a shadow over the gravel of the drive that was like me, or will the eagles of the Ngong Hills look out for me? "
Karen Blixen

[wlescall]

I didn't see any of these:

Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I...
Men: I...
Hedley Lamarr: ...your name...
Men: ...your name...
Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks.
[aloud]
Hedley Lamarr: ...do pledge allegiance...
Men: ...do pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr: ...to Hedley Lamarr...
Men: ...to Hedy Lamarr...
Hedley Lamarr: That's *Hedley*!
Men: That's Hedley.

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Jim: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Taggart: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

[TheGreatOg]

Oh come now. I did Life of Brian on the first page, I think!

My apologies Ronalds Jr. You get abajillian bonus points and a spank on the bottom with three wet noodles. And you win...a new car! (new to you, that is) ;)

[MJF830]

Here is mine: sorry if its already up here

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t he is! Hallelujah! Holy s**t! Where's the Tylenol?

[Belmondo]

Here is mine: sorry if its already up here

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t he is! Hallelujah! Holy s**t! Where's the Tylenol? You gotta' love the Griswalds. :lol:

[Jason C]

"He saw something on TV that disturbed him...Yeah, I've seen it, it's called 'Baywatch Nights', do you want to get to the f****** point."

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Jason C

[tonylong]

Well, now, I saw this come up a couple days ago -- after 11 pages from Dec. '06 and April '07, and now today...

And then I had a thought...I wondered...and yeah, I skimmed through all eleven pages, and I could not believe nobody had quotes from this movie...

"I'm not in the business... I am the business."

"Have you ever taken that test yourself?"

"It's not an easy thing to meet your maker."

"I've done . . . questionable things."

"Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for."

"You'd better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill you!"

"That was irrational of you. Not to mention unsportsmanlike."

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long...
...and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."

"Nothing's worse than having an itch you can never scratch!"

"Wake up! Time to die!"

"Then we're stupid, and we'll die!"

"You've done a man's job, sir!"

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"



...now, I shouldn't have to name the movie, but the "capper quote" (it still tends to send chills down my spine):

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."



If someone doesn't recognize these memorable quotes and name the movie quickly I'm gonna...well, I'm gonna do something sad and silly:)!

[Jason C]

Blade RunnerWell, now, I saw this come up a couple days ago -- after 11 pages from Dec. '06 and April '07, and now today...

And then I had a thought...I wondered...and yeah, I skimmed through all eleven pages, and I could not believe nobody had quotes from this movie...

I'm not in the business... I am the business."

"Have you ever taken that test yourself?"

"It's not an easy thing to meet your maker."

"I've done . . . questionable things."

"Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for."

"You'd better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill you!"

"That was irrational of you. Not to mention unsportsmanlike."

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long...
...and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."

"Nothing's worse than having an itch you can never scratch!"

"Wake up! Time to die!"

"Then we're stupid, and we'll die!"

"You've done a man's job, sir!"

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"



...now, I shouldn't have to name the movie, but the "capper quote" (it still tends to send chills down my spine):

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."



If someone doesn't recognize these memorable quotes and name the movie quickly I'm gonna...well, I'm gonna do something sad and silly:)!

Jason C

[tonylong]

Well, Jason, I'm glad that someone remembers! Just thinking about it tonight stirred up the love for that movie!

[Jason C]

Tony, at least you won't have to do something sad and silly now...

Post 101, Scottes quotes from the great movie Serenity.

I would also add the following from the same movie:

"Sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"

"Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is."

"I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it."

"I'm a leaf on the wind, watch me soar."


And the movie Aliens has some good lines as well.

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man before?"
"No, have you?"

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our a**es kicked, pal!"


I've always had a soft spot for Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

"You totally boned that due in the head"
"Yeah, he's a total bonehead"

"Remember when I asked your mom to the prom?"

"Put them in the Iron Maiden"
"Iron Maiden...EXCELLENT!"
"Execute them."
"Bogus."

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
"Dust....wind....dude..."

"Now, who was Joan of Arc?"
"Noah's wife?"

"It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a 'salad dressing dude.'"


Jason C

[tonylong]

Heh! After my Bladerunner exercise, I'm gonna take a break, although I don't think we've seen any quotes from the original Star Wars, and you know? That had some memorable ones...but I'm just probably hung up on the '70s, caught up in Bladerunner and all...