Quotes! Movies That Deliver Most Quotable Lines!

[SuzyView]

If CDS can do quotes from movies, I'm starting one that asks, What movie do you quote the most or others quote to you the most?

My 2 favorites are:

The Princess Bride:

"In a little less than half an hour"
"I'm not left-handed"
"You are the brut squad!"
"My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
"AS YOU WISH"
"That's inconceivable!"
"I don't think that means what you think it means"
"If you don't have your health, you don't have anything"

And more. I just woke up.:o

And Galaxy Quest:

"And it exploded!"
"That show was badly written, whoever wrote it should DIE!"
"Her translator got damaged"
"Commander- It's all true" "Kid-I knew it!"

And the end scene where the kid has to take out the garbage while the Commander is trying to talk to him. That movie was great!

[steved110]

The World according to Garp - when the plane crashes into the house the realtor is showing TS and his wife - and he says 'I'll take it! It's been pre-disastered!'

and my other favourite is from Jurassic Park when the paleontologist is admiring the flocking behaviour of the dinosaurs - and the little boy pipes up, 'They're flocking right this way'

[Zilly]

american graffiti

arrr no sh*t im stayin right here havin fun as usual

hey what colour is that piss yella or puke green

i just love it when guys peel out

where were you in 62

and so on and so forth

[CyberDyneSystems]

Most Quotable Movies?

Princess Bride was an awesome choice,

I'd add,
Blues Brothers:
Four Fired chickens, and a coke..

Are you the police?
No Mam, we're musicians

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

....Fix the cigarette lighter.

The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension:
You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
...Why don't you hold onto it for a while?

Why is there a watermelon there?
... I'll tell you later.

Why me?
... Because you're perfect.
... You have a point there.

Spinal Tap:
"These go to eleven"
"well, you can't actually dust for vomit"

[ejwebb]

Vacation - just a few here:

http://www.garnersclassics.com/qvacat.htm


& Christmas Vacation:

http://www.garnersclassics.com/qchrist.htm

[CyberDyneSystems]

Suzy, we could make this into a game too.

Post a quote, then somone needs to guess where it came from.
The one that guesses gets to post the next quote. ;)

[Ronald S. Jr.]

The Life of Brian:

"Blessed are the cheesemakers? What's so special about the cheesemakers?!?!"

"He said blessed are the greek..apparently they're going to inherit the earth. (wife) Aw, that's nice, cuz you know they have a hell of a time"

"There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things..with the sort of... raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers, that their fathers put there only just the night before...'bout eight o'clock." (Yes, I remembered that on my own :lol: )

Roman soldier "should we throw him to the floor again, sir?"
Pilot- "Oooh yes, fwow him to the fwoor"

[CyberDyneSystems]

Fra - Gee - lay.........

Must be Italian?

[-MasterChief-]

Fra - Gee - lay.........

Must be Italian?

dumb and dumber?

[CyberDyneSystems]

Nope :)

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Fra - Gee - lay.........

Must be Italian?

It's a Major Award! :lol: Classic. ;-)

[JimAskew]

Suzy, we could make this into a game too.

Post a quote, then somone needs to guess where it came from.
The one that guesses gets to post the next quote. ;)

I'll play :)

a) "Let's go home, Debbie."

b) "I don't want Hollywood, I want you!" <-- this one is easy

[XTi Guy]

Fra - Gee - lay.........

Must be Italian?
Christmas Story.

[Ronald S. Jr.]

a) "Let's go home, Debbie."

The Searchers!

[CyberDyneSystems]

XTi has it, but I think Ron had it first :)

So Ron that's two in a row, you post next quote.

[Zilly]

"lets go home debbie"

would that be from the seachers by some chance?

[JimAskew]

"lets go home debbie"

would that be from the seachers by some chance?

Yep, a fantastic scene from a fantastic movie.

[Carzee]

Chinatown:

"Of course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough."

"Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water."

"She's my daughter [slap]...my sister [slap]...She's my daughter [slap]...my sister [slap]...my daughter [slap]. She's my sister and my daughter!"


... for "50 All Time Movie scenes", check this link:
http://www.filmsite.org/tvguidemoments1.html

[SuzyView]

Chinatown:

"Of course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough."

"Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water."

"She's my daughter [slap]...my sister [slap]...She's my daughter [slap]...my sister [slap]...my daughter [slap]. She's my sister and my daughter!"


... for "50 All Time Movie scenes", check this link:
http://www.filmsite.org/tvguidemoments1.html

Jack gets some of the best lines, doesn't he?

[SuzyView]

"And you are a sad, strange little man. . . ."

Great movie, lots of great lines.

[Zilly]

Yep, a fantastic scene from a fantastic movie.

wooooooop it is a brillant movie

my turn

"He wants to have a baby... How'm I gonna do that, Frank!!?"

[sageone]

One of my favorites - though vulgar - is Pulp Fiction:

"Would you give a man a foot massage."
Response: " F*ck you."

"Lets not start sucking each other's ****'s just yet."

""Oh you ready to blow? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mutha f*cka, mutha f*cka."

"So pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the f*ckin' car."

I could go on for days....

Lots of quotes in movies like Forrest Gump, Platoon, Good Fellas, Scar Face, Usual Suspects...on and on and on.

[Jon, The Elder]

One of my favorites - though vulgar - is Pulp Fiction:

"Would you give a man a foot massage."
Response: " F*ck you."

"Lets not start sucking each other's ****'s just yet."

""Oh you ready to blow? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mutha f*cka, mutha f*cka."

"So pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the f*ckin' car."

I could go on for days....

With stuff like that why bother?

[SuzyView]

I don't see many R rated movies these days, I only see movies with my little guys. I think my older sons bought out the Clean Flicks supply before they went to court. ;)

[Belmondo]

Let's try to stick with quotes that are memorable for things other than their crudeness.


Otherwise, I might be forced to say, "Go ahead....make my day."

[Zilly]

Let's try to stick with quotes that are memorable for things other than their crudeness.


Otherwise, I might be forced to say, "Go ahead....make my day."

in stead of a quote could i just give you the script to momento

get your head round that film

[Phil Light]

I think some the most quotable lines in any movie have to be from Gabby in Blazing Saddles. Unfortunately it's a little hard to put into words.

What is this from? "What was that middle thing again?"

[sageone]

With stuff like that why bother?

Apparently you don't like the movie...I do. That's why I "bothered." It's a unique movie, different than most. People might not like it because of the violence and strong language....and that's ok. That's their right. But it's also my right to like it from an artistic perspective - camera angles, unique characters, multiple story lines that are really one story line.

So if you think I like it just because it's vilolent and vulgar, you jumped to conclusions.

[sageone]

in stead of a quote could i just give you the script to momento

get your head round that film

yet another viloent film with vulgarity. No beef with that folks? Geez...

and yes, you're 100% right...Memento is off the wall. You need to watch it 10 times just to "get it."

[SuzyView]

Thanks, Belmondo! Happy New Year!

[Zilly]

yet another viloent film with vulgarity. No beef with that folks? Geez...

and yes, you're 100% right...Memento is off the wall. You need to watch it 10 times just to "get it."


true its is viloent but it carrys a lot more meaing than a film such as sordfish

it is a particualy realistic rendering of a modern day film noir where the strugles with depression and gang violence have been replaced by the more comples strugles of a man fighting with his disability and humans desire to take advantage of him. vitage noir has very simple problems love lust and urban war where as momento basis its self in more complex and deep rooted problems (simpler times simpler problems) and develops past the basic protaganistic and antagonist style of the vintage film noir and trys quite successfully to have a protaganist hwo is also fighting his own concions much like you would expect him to fight with the antaganist this alows the director to create a increadbly complex and deep plot line from what is a quite shallow and false story line .

crude and vulgar yes but then isnt real life?

anyway back to the quotes "Get me the 9/16th's and the Vise Grips!" hot rod :D yes totaly shallow and false but im a greaser so what ya expect;)

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Ok, here's one to guess.

--- "Excuse me, pretty lady, but could I interest you in a fish sandwich?"

[sageone]

it is a particualy realistic rendering of a modern day film noir where the strugles with depression and gang violence have been replaced by the more comples strugles of a man fighting with his disability and humans desire to take advantage of him. vitage noir has very simple problems love lust and urban war where as momento basis its self in more complex and deep rooted problems (simpler times simpler problems) and develops past the basic protaganistic and antagonist style of the vintage film noir and trys quite successfully to have a protaganist hwo is also fighting his own concions much like you would expect him to fight with the antaganist this alows the director to create a increadbly complex and deep plot line from what is a quite shallow and false story line.

great explanation and interesting debate.

[Claire]

The Princess Bride rocks. :)
Pulp Fiction & Forest Gump are also good for quotes.

"Oh Captain, my Captain." from Dead Poet's Society is also a fav quote.

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy always comes up in quotes.

[JCR]

Dusk till dawn - Tarantino

The uber sexy vampyre has clooney pinned down, her foot on his chest she stands over him, she says...

'you will be my slave, because I dont think your worthy of human blood, you will feed on the blood of stray dogs'
'you will be my footstool! and at my command you will lick the dogsh*t from my bootheel
since you will be my dog your name will be spot, welcome to slavery!

clooney replies while frantically trying to reload his revolver
'No thanks I already had a wife.'

[Zilly]

cheers sageone never thought film studies would acctualy be any use in the real world looks like i was wrong

[Shutter22]

Most Quotable Movies?

Princess Bride was an awesome choice,

I'd add,
Blues Brothers:
Four Fired chickens, and a coke..

Are you the police?
No Mam, we're musicians

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

....Fix the cigarette lighter.

The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension:
You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
...Why don't you hold onto it for a while?

Why is there a watermelon there?
... I'll tell you later.

Why me?
... Because you're perfect.
... You have a point there.

Spinal Tap:
"These go to eleven"
"well, you can't actually dust for vomit"


Holy Crap, The Blues Brothers and Buckaroo Banzai , deffinately what I was going to say. Two great movies.

Also, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Only because I can quote the whole book series and the lines in the movie were almost dead on.

[SuzyView]

And I can't dismiss the Monty Python's movies:

"Come back! That's just a fleshwound!"

And Young Frankenstein:

"Yes, he was my BOYFRIEND!"

"Abby Normal"

[ACDCROCKS]

I think "The Wall" has a good number of qoutes in the songs.

[CoolToolGuy]

They may not be famous to all, but they are imprinted in my mind.

"Two"
"Two what?"
"Calls, he called twice - the second one was long distance"
"Well how do you know it was long distance?"
"He put in a lot of change!" (hint - spoken by Robert Duvall)

- and -

"Albert Edward Renick - Used Car salesman - Chicago"
"Renick, who's Renick?"
"He was the man who was shot at the Hotel Daniels. You sent us to guard the wrong man, Mr. Chalmers"

- and -

"Look Chalmers, you work your side of the street, and I'll work mine"

Have Fun,

[Phil Light]

Ok, here's one to guess.

--- "Excuse me, pretty lady, but could I interest you in a fish sandwich?"

As Good as it Gets?

[T.D.]

Most Quotable Movies?

Princess Bride was an awesome choice,

I'd add,
Blues Brothers:
Four Fired chickens, and a coke..

Are you the police?
No Mam, we're musicians

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

....Fix the cigarette lighter.

The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension:
You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
...Why don't you hold onto it for a while?

Why is there a watermelon there?
... I'll tell you later.

Why me?
... Because you're perfect.
... You have a point there.

Spinal Tap:
"These go to eleven"
"well, you can't actually dust for vomit"

Also from the Blues Brothers:

Double Secret Probation

We're on a mission from GOD!

[CoolToolGuy]

Double Secret Probation

My guess is that is from Animal House . . .

Have Fun,

[T.D.]

My guess is that is from Animal House . . .

Have Fun,

OH crap! You're right! Duh!! :oops::oops:

[Ronald S. Jr.]

As Good as it Gets?

If it is, I didn't know it. :lol:

[tiefelj]

From: To Kill a Mockingbird

Atticus: "If you just learn a single trick, Scout you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view."

Scout: "Sir?"

Atticus: "Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it."

[CyberDyneSystems]

My guess is that is from Animal House . . .

Have Fun,

Indeed!
Dean Wormer,. and another imminently quotable film!

"Right, Cut the Cake"
What's this? A Pledge Pin?

in fact we use a similar term at the Hall often,..
Right now, the Union Stage crew Local 23 of IATSE is on "Double Secret Overtime" because they have been working since 8:00am this morning without a meal break, add to that the fact that at 6:00pm they went into Holiday Double Time (new years eve) and wow,. is it getting pricey in here or what?

[T.Hogan]

"What we got here is, failure to communicate", "some men, you just can't teach"... Cool Hand Luke.

[Claire]

Ah yes, Austin Powers & Gone With The Wind have a bunch of quotable lines.

Oh, and if I may add TV shows every Seinfeldt episode has quotes. Sex & The City also had some great lines.

[Phil Light]

"What we got here is, failure to communicate"...

Strother Martin - The best character actor ever!

[T.Hogan]

Least we forget "Life is like a box of chocolates" " Run Forest run"

[CyberDyneSystems]

Wow, cool hand luke,. and I think we missed that one in the "best films of all time " thread..

[CyberDyneSystems]

.....Oh, and if I may add TV shows every Seinfeld episode has quotes.

Seinfeld quotes, that's a whole thread unto itself, heck it could get it's own forum! :shock:

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Seinfeld is bliss. I'm currently watching the 3 hours of it on tbs. I also have all seasons on DVD. o_O

[DavidEB]

Casablanca. almost all of it is quotable.


I came to Casablanca for the waters. (... What waters? We're in the desert...) I was misinformed.

I am shocked - shocked - to find that gambling is going on here

I stick my neck out for nobody

the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Last two....

Round up the usual suspects

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

[Belmondo]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[CyberDyneSystems]

It's true that Clint and those Dirty Harry lines, especially "Go Ahead, Make My Day" became American Icons instantly, and were trend setters for the whole Idea of the "catch Line" that all other action stars have been mimicking ever since.

Of course, no one else can equal Clint for these lines,. they never should have tried.
A Mans got to know his limitations.

[joegolf68]

Chinatown:

"Of course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough."

"Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water."

"She's my daughter [slap]...my sister [slap]...She's my daughter [slap]...my sister [slap]...my daughter [slap]. She's my sister and my daughter!"


Jack N. alwasy gets a few notable lines! Nice catch.

[CyberDyneSystems]

Guess this one; (both from same movie)

"look, I'm not saying I;ve been everywhere and done everything,
I'm just saying this is a damn amazing planet we live on, and anyone'd have to be a damn fool to think were alone in this universe..."

and;

"It's like I tell my ex-wife. I only drive as fast as I can see,
. 'sides, it's all in the reflexes."

[CoolToolGuy]

They may not be famous to all, but they are imprinted in my mind.

"Two"
"Two what?"
"Calls, he called twice - the second one was long distance"
"Well how do you know it was long distance?"
"He put in a lot of change!" (hint - spoken by Robert Duvall)

- and -

"Albert Edward Renick - Used Car salesman - Chicago"
"Renick, who's Renick?"
"He was the man who was shot at the Hotel Daniels. You sent us to guard the wrong man, Mr. Chalmers"

- and -

"Look Chalmers, you work your side of the street, and I'll work mine"

Have Fun,

Jeez, no guesses? Next hint - Chalmers is played by Robert Vaughn.

Have Fun,

[CyberDyneSystems]

No Idea, ??? and I won't cheat... :)

[Carzee]

Bullitt of course, i know it backwards.

[JaertX]

"Just one thing Dude, do you have to use so many curse words?"

The short version, for the fans: (don't click if you're offended by a curse word or two)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Wq58vMHys

[Ronald S. Jr.]

"Just one thing Dude, do you have to use so many curse words?"

The short version, for the fans: (don't click if you're offended by a curse word or two)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Wq58vMHys


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[KevC]

Hahahaha yeah Pulp Fiction was an awesome flick.

Here are some of my favourites:

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

Fck me, hold tight. What's that?
-It's me belt, Turkish.
No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
-It's for protection.
Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
-These are your last words, so make them a prayer!
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Written down the side of mine...
Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fck off!

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
-Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sht, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Guy Ritchie is the man. =)

Another movie that has awesome lines....

You're in no position disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FCK YOU TOO!

Your father pedals car telephones at a 300 percent markup. Your mother works on heavy commission at a camera store. Graduated to it from espresso machines. Hah!
[pause]
What are you, dying of some wasting disease?
-No, I'm right - I'm right here.
I know exactly where your body is. What I'm looking for is some indication of a brain. Too much football without a helmet? Hah! Lyndon's line on Gerry Ford. Deputy debriefer, Paris, peace talks, '68. Snagged a silver star and a silver bar. Threw me into G-2.
-G-2?
Intelligence. Of which you have none.

Ohh there are SOOO much more .... =)

[cosworth]

"I don't believe in the no win scenario."

Words to live by.

[SuzyView]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

One of my favorites, if not the best of the movies. :)

[lakiluno]

NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE!!!

[Phil Light]

NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE!!!

:D

"Dude, you got like three feet of air!"

Don't forget - OFFICE SPACE!!!

[Phil Light]

Paper Moon (Tatum ONeal and her real life father, Ryan ONeal)
Con man father:
"HEY! I've got scruples too you know! Do you know what scruples are??"
Con man daughter:
"NO! I don't know what they are. But if you've got 'em, you can sure bet they belong to somebody else!!!"

[cosworth]

"the slow blade penetrates the shield"

Petkal will get this one.

[Zilly]

"the slow blade penetrates the shield"

Petkal will get this one.

not sure but is this dune ?

[Scottes]

Paper Moon (Tatum ONeal and her real life father, Ryan ONeal)
Con man father:
"HEY! I've got scruples too you know! Do you know what scruples are??"
Con man daughter:
"NO! I don't know what they are. But if you've got 'em, you can sure bet they belong to somebody else!!!"
ROFL!! Great line! Man, I loved that movie.

[benlimt]

How bout....
"Your money's no good here, Mr *****. Order's on the house."

Another one of my favorites....
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
And also....
"Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later."

[Captain Mantastic]

i'm not going to get into it all... but you are missing great movies like

Boondock Saints,
Reservoir Dogs,
Snatch,
2001 A Space Odyssey,
Kill Bill ( so ok, any tarantino movie)
Fear and Loating Las Vegas,
Death to Smootchey,
Tombstone,
Heat,
Clerks...

[markubig]

I'm surprised no one mentioned the hilarious movie that produced these memorable lines:

"We've got clearance, Clarence"
"Roger, Roger . . . What's our Vector, Victor"


"Surely, you can't be serious?!?!"
"I am serious . . . and don't call me Shirley"


"Captain, how soon can you land this plane?"
"I can't tell"
"You can tell me . . I'm a doctor"
"No, I mean, I'm not sure"
"Can't you take a guess?"
"Not for another 2 hours?"
"You can't guess for another 2 hours"
"No I mean we can't land for another 2 hours"


"Oh Stewardess . . . I speak jive . . .Jus' hang loose, blooood . . . she gonna catch up on a rebound a de med side"
"What it is big mama, my mamma didn't raise no dummies . . . I dug her rap"
"Cut me some slack, Jack! chump don wan no help, chump do get no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow"

[CoolToolGuy]

Bullitt of course, i know it backwards.

One of my favorites. Do you know which shot in the car chase was not part of the script, but was left in after they saw the dailies?

Have Fun,

[Captain Mantastic]

I'm surprised no one mentioned the hilarious movie that produced these memorable lines:

"We've got clearance, Clarence"
"Roger, Roger . . . What's our Vector, Victor"


"Surely, you can't be serious?!?!"
"I am serious . . . and don't call me Shirley"


"Captain, how soon can you land this plane?"
"I can't tell"
"You can tell me . . I'm a doctor"
"No, I mean, I'm not sure"
"Can't you take a guess?"
"Not for another 2 hours?"
"You can't guess for another 2 hours"
"No I mean we can't land for another 2 hours"


"Oh Stewardess . . . I speak jive . . .Jus' hang loose, blooood . . . she gonna catch up on a rebound a de med side"
"What it is big mama, my mamma didn't raise no dummies . . . I dug her rap"
"Cut me some slack, Jack! chump don wan no help, chump do get no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow"


AIRPLANE!

[SuzyView]

We were just talking about Airplane at the dinner table yesterday. The jive thing was so funny, we had a hard time swallowing. :) That was a great movie. Too bad the next few weren't that good.

[canuck_newbie]

I can't believe there's been 6 pages and no mention of ......

"I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one."

"Charlie don't surf!"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill"

"The horror...the horror..."

[ejwebb]

Are you a cop?
As far as you know.
Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Why? Did you steal the car?
I sure did.
Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

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May I help you Dr...?
Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Dr. who?
Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
What was that name again?
It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Dr. who?
Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?

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Do you have any caviar?
Si señor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion.
Well, then I better just take two portions of that.

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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

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Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.

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[During a proctological exam]
You using the whole fist, Doc?

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I'm John.
Ohhhh, John.
[they laugh]
John who?
John Cock... tos... ton.
That's a beautiful name.
Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.
That's an odd combination.
Yeah, well, so were my parents.

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[to a Doberman pinscher]
Look, defenseless babies!

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I'm sorry, who are you again?
I'm Frieda's boss.
Who's Frieda?
My secretary.

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If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut.
Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Yeah, I assure you.
One thousand just to listen? I don't see how you can pass that up, Mr...?
Nugent. Ted Nugent.

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So where do you know Alan from?
We play tennis at the club.
Really? California Racquet Club?
Right.
That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there.
Well, I haven't been playing in a while because of these kidney pains.
Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?
No, that's "Babar".
Two B's?
One B. B-A-B-A-R.
That's two.
Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
I don't know. I don't have any.
No children?
No elephant books.

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You know, what tipped it for me was something your wife said while we were in bed together.
Oh? And what was that?
Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.

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What are you doing here?
I ordered some lunch.
You ordered it here?
Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.

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[to ________, who answers the door wearing a towel]
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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[_____ has fainted]
Oh, Doctor, are you all right?
Where am I?
You're in the records room.
The records room? Oh, then I'm fine.
Can I get you something?
Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.

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Excuse me, Señor. You are a member of the club?
No, I'm not, I'm with the Underhills.
They are left, Señor.
It's all right, they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.
Would you like some drinks, Señor, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.

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Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. Godawful mess. You should see my shoes.

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What the hell you need ball bearings for?
Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
[leans arm on hot engine part]
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

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You know, it's a shame about Ed.
Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that.
He was dying for years.
Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.
He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.

[CoolToolGuy]

ejwebb, I like Fletch, too.

Have Fun,

[ejwebb]

ejwebb, I like Fletch, too.

Have Fun,

Excellent!!

[sam walker]

Agreed for me Jake and Elllwood are the two characters I quote the most.Sad isn't it to watch a flick for the 80 twelfth time and know every line. My wife hates it. Got to start watching other movies and learn new catch phrases. Open the movie bay door Hal.;)
Sam

[SuzyView]

Funny you should have the Looney Tunes as your avatar. I quote from them all the time. The Rabbit of Seville is probably one of my favorite cartoons of all time. Every time I hear the music, I laugh out loud thinking about Bugs running around the stage. Those were great movies.

[CyberDyneSystems]

Me too, I Quote Bugs so often I don't even notice.

The best was when the NYC Opera came to the theatre with Barber of Seville...
I got the road lighting guy singing Bugs lines to all the tunes with me as they came up during the performance,. the stage manager was back and forth laughing her ass off, and scolding us for the chatter over the intercoms when she had to call the show..

"Welcome to my shop
Let me cut your mop
Let me shave your crop...
.. daintily..."

" Hey, have you seen a waaaabbit?
What would you want with a raaaaabbit?
Don't you think that I'm much sweeter,
I'm your little senorita.. "

[sam walker]

Ahhhhhhhh Thanx for that Doc.

[CoolToolGuy]

What a maroon!

Have Fun,

[Longwatcher]

One of my favorite recent movies has the following:

"Are you willing to die for your beliefs"?
" Yes" Starts shooting "Of course that ain't exactly plan A"

The most quoted line from the show/movie i've heard though is "Shiny"

And let's not forget
"Soylent Green is People"
"It's Alive"
"I was never here"
"You had me at..."

Most of the others I hear have already been stated.

[Scottes]

One of my favorite recent movies has the following:

"Are you willing to die for your beliefs"?
" Yes" Starts shooting "Of course that ain't exactly plan A"
Serenity.

One of my most recent favorites. I can watch this over and over and over... I love the dialogue.

"Do you know that girl?"
"I really don't."

[superdiver]

My favorite movies for quotes...

1)Snatch
2)Sienfeld (not really a movie , but probably the most quoteable)
3)Silverado

[joegolf68]

I came in here again just to add Cool Hand Luke, but see someone else beat me to it. Shakin the bush here boss.

[CyberDyneSystems]

"No Bastard won a War by dieing for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country"

From "Patton" and I believe it was originally a quote from the man himself.

[Longwatcher]

Serenity.

One of my most recent favorites. I can watch this over and over and over... I love the dialogue.

"Do you know that girl?"
"I really don't."

And the best part was it was on cable last night AFTER I typed mine up.

and it reminded me of a couple other favorite lines.

Zoe - "Don't you think they will see this coming"
Mal - "They are not going see THIS coming"

and

Zoe - "Trap"?
Mal - "Trap"
Kylie - "How do you know it is a trap, maybe she just wanted to see you"?
Mal - "I take it you all watched"
Multiple nodding heads
Mal - "Did you see us fighting"?
Kylie- "no"
Mal - "Trap"!

[Jon, The Elder]

" remember, when in doubt, you must always choose the lesser of two weevils".

Attributed to Capt. "lucky jack" Aubrey in the film.......

[CyberDyneSystems]

Yes, used in the Film, but not from that particular book.

The books by the way are fantastic, I have read all twenty. And this movie, was not even remotely close to being equal, in fact I could write a fairly involved article how badly they messed up the movie, destroying the historical aspects to such a degree so as to totally remove any reality in the plot.

[theflyingkiwi]

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" - Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of the Lambs

http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx

[sam walker]

don't start with me you Im Beye Sils
B. Bunny

[Aquaman]

Jon, The Elder: Is the quote from Master and Commander, Far Side of the World?

Here's a memorable quote: "You are a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical, bigot." It's from the movie........

[Shutter22]

A newer movie that I completely forgot about. Thank You For Smoking. I think most of the lines in there were absolutely hilarious because everyone in the movie was trying to make the world think smoking is good for you and there's no consequences to smoking. It was amazing.

Some of the humor is a bit twisted.

Teen smoking, our bread and butter, is falling like a **** from heaven! We don't sell Tic Tacs for goodness sake. We sell cigarettes. And they're cool and available and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us!

Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.

My Mommy says smoking kills.
Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
No.
A scientific researcher of some kind?
No.
Well then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?

Alright come here, this is my favourite part. That one right there... it's 7000 dollars. 7000 for a fish?
Yep, kinda makes you wanna stop eating sushi, but I guess you kinda have to.
See that big white one right there? swear to you, 12000, gift from Oprah.

[Scottes]

And the best part was it was on cable last night AFTER I typed mine up.
I own the DVD and we captured it to Tivo in HD. Laziness rules which version we watch...

"This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"


"Do you want to run this ship?"
"Yes!"
"Well... you can't..."


"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode."

[Scottes]

Yes, used in the Film, but not from that particular book.

The books by the way are fantastic, I have read all twenty. And this movie, was not even remotely close to being equal, in fact I could write a fairly involved article how badly they messed up the movie, destroying the historical aspects to such a degree so as to totally remove any reality in the plot.
Don't ruin it for me any more. I loved the movie, and couldn't read the books. The writing style, which I'm sure has appeal to some, just ruined my enjoyment, and I put the first one down about halfway through.

[Scottes]

A newer movie that I completely forgot about. Thank You For Smoking.
Great flick. I really enjoyed this movie.

[Ladylynn]

Did anybody mention "My Cousin Vinny"? I think this movie's got some of the greatest lines!

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f*ckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a f*ck what kind of pants the son-of-a-b*tch who shot you was wearing?

Were these magic grits? Did you get these grits from the same guy who sold Jack his bean stalk beans?

You're famous for your mud? How's your Chinese food?

A burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.

[Fade2]

"You Test Tube Baby"
Robin Harris House Party1

"Boards don't hit back"
Bruce Lee
Enter the Dragon

[RTMiller]

I don't think we ever tried this before here on POTN. Should be fun...

Tell us some of your favorite lines from movies. A good source to get the exact line is http://us.imdb.com.

Here's one of mine...

"They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Sh*t, it's raining!'" - Ruby, Cold Mountain

[TheGreatOg]

Heh, this is where I excell. If there's a movie that's been made, I've seen it. I've got a weird photographic memory for movies. In 8 seconds flat I can tell you what movie something is by looking at any scene in the movie. It's eerie really. Now if I could only make money doing that. ;)

"I must be losing my mind here. I mean you're a ghost, I'm an American - it would never work!" - High Spirits

"Bazungas! I never counted on bazungas! I'm so content. :D " - Transylvania 65000

Cool thread idea. :)

[chris clements]

"I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr DeMille" Sunset Bvd

(I claim 10 bonus points for the photographic connection)

[bobinatcat]

"Say hello to my little friend" Scarface!

[SuzyView]

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I am your father."

Sue me, I've been in space for too long. :)

[rocklyons]

I'd do it for you, Sandy. "Flight of the Intruder"

[Pete]

"Red leader, standing by"

"This isn't where I parked my car"

"If you can dodge a spanner, you can dodge a ball" ... <clang>

[Pete]

"Use the force, puke" *




* might not be accurate

[bobinatcat]

^ Impressive selection!

[cowpix]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning".
"Ray, people will come Ray..."

[CH3NO2]

You want something? Hushpuppies, Daddy! We got no time for that crap!

[Pete]

"Now I've seen everything"
"Have you ever seen someone eat his own head?"
"No"
"Then you haven't seen everything"

[thomascanty]

"I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks." -- Forrest Gump

[camom]

"Oh my god, I shot my eye out!"

[Claire]

"I'll have what she's having."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

[Claire]

Ok, not from a movie, but I just HAVE to have this Ally McBeal quote here (watching reruns now)

"I tell every man during the interview that they shouldn't come work for me unless they're prepared to desire me."
"So, do you expect every man in your office to have sex with you?"
"No, but I expect them to want to."

[thomascanty]

"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"

[cosworth]

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=256563&highlight=movie+quotes

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=256926&highlight=movie+quotes

[RTMiller]

"Hey, Wade, I got a mother, you got a mother, the sarge has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the Captain's got a mother. Well, maybe not the Captain, but the rest of us have got mothers." - Private Reiben, Saving Private Ryan

[overclock]

Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro. Short Circuit 2

[g2kev]

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
From Airplane

[Mcary]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

From the Holy Grail

[TheGreatOg]

A million bonus point to Mcary for pulling out Monty Python.

"As you wish." - Princess Bride

[TheGreatOg]

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." - The Goonies

"I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that."
- The Burbs

"What man is a man who does not make the world better."
- Kingdom of Heaven

[JWright]

"Never let the fact they they are doing it wrong, stop you from doing it right."

"Goody two-shoes and the filthy beast...?"

[Mike2005]

"Are you about a size 14?" Silence of the Lambs

"Crom laughs at your four winds" Conan the Barbarian

"Home, where's that?" State of Grace

[CyberDyneSystems]

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=256563&highlight=movie+quotes

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=256926&highlight=movie+quotes

Funny, I was just merging this thread with one of the above :)

[cowpix]

"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[thomascanty]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

But do you know what movie the line was from? ??? ;)

[cowpix]

Well, I know that "badges? we don't need no stinking badges!" come from Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

[thomascanty]

Well, I know that "badges? we don't need no stinking badges!" come from Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

Actually, that isn't the correct line. The quote from that movie was "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."

The "Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers." parody of that line is from Weird Al's movie UHF... ;)

[Lord_Malone]

Quotes! Movies That Deliver Most Quotable Lines!

I run the risk of repeating something already since I didn't read the entire thread, but I would have to say Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy most definately.

Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.


Dumb and Dumber is a close second.

[Cybnew]

"Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."

[TheGreatOg]

"Na na nink na nink na ninka na nink...." - Deliverance

[Control Group]

"What do you think?"
"I think there's always free cheese in a mousetrap."

"So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?"
"Tell you the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation."

"The longest distance between two points is a kidnapper and his money."

"Do you believe in Karma?"
"Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice."

"Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adaptor on it."

---

"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."
"Really. I live in Queens. You put that together yourself, Einstein, or do you have a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

---

"What, would you say...you do here?"

"Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well."

"There's nothing wrong with that name."
"No, there WAS nothing wrong with it until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammies."
"Well, why don't you go by Mike instead of Michael?"
"No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."

"What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to Vibe?"

---

"What about love?"
"Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate."

"I told Kevin the only thing worse than not having a father was having mine."
"I can relate. I can, believe me."

---

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had."

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

"WHOA! WHOA! Okay, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near FOUR HUNDRED GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"

"I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home."

[Miyagi-san]

I love the part in "Stand By Me" with the train...

Before they cross the bridge, Vern asks "anybody know when the next train is due?".....

They cross, and Vern and Gordie almost die/get run over by a train in doing so.....Chris and Teddy run up to them and Chris (River Phoenix) calmly states......"Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due!"....

haha so funny...okay maybe you have to watch it and see for yourself :p

[Cybnew]

I love "Stand By Me" one of my favorite movies

[MDJAK]

"Look at jou now."

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

hehehe

[JSolie]

Stripes gets quoted a lot at work:

Blown up, Sir!
That's the fact, Jack.
Don't eat the schnitzel, they're serving Schnauzer
If you touch my stuff, I'll kill ya. Lighten up, Francis
Barnicke? He still owes me money.
I'm a lean, mean, fightin' machine.
Welcome to Italy.
Fire the weapon, soldier.
I got my butt kicked in Wisconsin.
You are our big toe.
The Aunt Jemima Treatment
The EM-50
Eh! Eh! Eh!
Hulkaburger

That's about all I can remember right now, and since I"m going on memory, some are undoubtedly wrong...haven't seen the movie in years.

[Cybnew]

"RAZZLE DAZZLE"

[CyberDyneSystems]

"Look I'm about to file a claim and I don't want to hear "act of God" ..
The policy is under Jack Burton.. "

"who"

"Jack Burton! Me!"


"It's like I tell my Ex-wife, I only drive as fast as I can see...
... 'sides, it's all in the reflexes."

[Lord_Malone]

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00008/63/14/8934136_l.gif

[Aquaman]

"What do you think?"

"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."
"Really. I live in Queens. You put that together yourself, Einstein, or do you have a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"


Usual Suspects. Great movie!

[Miyagi-san]

Spaceballs HHHAAAAHAHAHA

Probably Rick Moranis' finest performance. I laugh so hard I almost pee still when I watch that movie.....he's the furthest thing from Darth Vader it kills me. I don't know if anyone else could have played Dark Helmet nearly as well. Maybe Paul Reubens :p

[Ronald S. Jr.]

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?

One of the best.

Now.... COMB THE DESERT!