Earn $2000 easy! Find out how!

[Muggles]

Step 1: Using Internet Explorer, go to TOOLS--->INTERNET OPTIONS

Step 2: Go to the CONTENT tab, and click SETTINGS

Step 3: Click the "APPROVED SITES" button

Step 4: List all your favorite photography sites --- potn, dpreview, fredmiranda, photozone, etc.

Step 5: Also include the usual suspects --- bhphoto, buydig, adorama, etc.

Step 6: Finally, click on the toggle for "NEVER ALLOW"



Within a year, you'll be $1000 to $5000 richer than you would've been if you did not do this. Guaranteed!



;)

[cdifoto]

LOL. I had to read this 2x....cuz I almost reported you for spam. :lol:

[farrukh]

A perfect solution for my friend Tareq :)

[ajbalazic]

That's funny. Thank's for the advice.

[sblais]

But but... I use Firefox! ;)

[cdifoto]

But but... I use Firefox! ;)

Me too. I guess we're scrood. :eek:

[sblais]

:cry: Is there any hope?? :(

[cdifoto]

:cry: Is there any hope?? :(

Nope. Roll with it! :) :p

[sblais]

Alright... I guess I won't be able to earn an extra $2k this year... ;) Now maybe if I register with one of those e-mails I get several times a day... I just hope they work! They probably do

[milleker]

Ugh, more than $2k. I've got a super zoom 'L' in my sights at the moment. :(

[Jon]

Ugh, more than $2k. I've got a super zoom 'L' in my sights at the moment. :(
The 28-300, that'll be? Now if I were to adopt this I could theoretically earn about $8-9K.

[milleker]

Nah, I'm still drooling over the 400 2.8.. Or maybe 500, or perhaps the 600. I've been happy with the 24-70 2.8 and the 70-200 2.8. Doubler takes me to 140-400 f/5.6. So I figure if I can get the 400 (which puts me in a lot of different seats depending on if I use an extender and which one) I should be happy for awhile.

I've been doing well at the ballgames, so the want has subsided a bit. Its not a 'need' item but certainly a 'want'.

The 28-300, that'll be? Now if I were to adopt this I could theoretically earn about $8-9K.

[mx22o]

i don't get it.. how does this get u $1000 to $5000???

[thekid24]

Dayme it, I nearly did all that until I realized what it would have done. Its kinda like those tests I used to get in school where the teacher would say read all the rules and begin, and in one of the many paragraphs there would be a line that instructed you to go to the back page, sign your name and give the test to the teacher. My retarded self wouldnt read, complete the test and the last question would reveal the trickery thus informing the teacher that I DIDNT READ ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS.:|:|:|

I dont like you,lmao:p

[steved110]

A perfect solution for my friend Tareq :)

Remind me, exactly which items has he not yet purchased? i know the 600mm f/4 IS is still on his wish list, but really that is one guy who seems to have it all :cool:

[Woolburr]

i don't get it.. how does this get u $1000 to $5000???

Come back in April of 2008 or when you hit 1,000 posts here...I guarantee you will know the answer by then.;) Self-enlightenment is the key!:D

[vvilko]

hows this give you money?

or is it the site money thingy?

[mx22o]

Come back in April of 2008 or when you hit 1,000 posts here...I guarantee you will know the answer by then.;) Self-enlightenment is the key!:D
i can't wait til then.. i want to know now!! lolz

[Mark_Cohran]

hows this give you money?

or is it the site money thingy?

Hang around here long enough and you'll figure it out. :)

Mark

[calicokat]

LOL, too funny

[CyberDyneSystems]

This is an enlightened Newb..

Just joined, 4 posts,. and he knows us ll soooooooooo well! :lol:

[350D_Noob]

LOL... I really laughed out loud.

[g2kev]

Clever. At first I thought it was spam.

[S.Horton]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I'll raise you to $4,000

[vvilko]

WTF!:confused: :confused: :confused:

everyones so secretive!:mad:

[Becca]

:D Good one! :D

[lakiluno]

>_>

<_<

I use firefox...

[purelithium]

WTF!:confused: :confused: :confused:

everyones so secretive!:mad:

If you look around the site, it's all about equipment, everyone's buying/selling. If you don't have the "gear envy" that's produced by this site, and never see all the pixel peepers out there, you would never know your equipment wasn't enough, and you wouldn't spend the 5g's on camera equipment a year that will inevitably happen.

I've easily spent 1500 in about 3 months of being in this freaking forum! I plan on spending a couple-few thousand more on lenses and a new body easily by the end of the year.

[G35Driver]

you guys are hilarious

[greg20d]

WTF!:confused: :confused: :confused:

everyones so secretive!:mad:

this place makes us spend money by the $$$$$$$$
to get more equip.

by not coming here you save $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

WTF!:confused: :confused: :confused:

everyones so secretive!:mad:

If you follow the instructions to the letter, and list all the photo sites and suppliers and then click "Never Allow" you will not be able to go to these sites.

By not getting POTN and others you will never develope the infamous L Fever and absolute desire to add to your collection.

by not getting B&H and Adorama or Camera Canada you will never see the great equipment you must have.

by avoiding all this information and temptation you will not spend, at a minimum, $2K per year and probably more. Money not spent is money earned.

Warning to all, keep these instructions away from the other half!!:lol:

[tsw910]

daymn .. i wish someone would've posted this a few month agos ... i would've been saved ! ... LOL

[Linkzi]

Nice post! :lol::wink:

[TBAATAR]

lol funny how some people didn't get the joke! LOL

[vvilko]

hahaha i like it,

sorry abit slow:o :o :o :o :o :o

[slappy sam]

$2000 is petty change. My friend in Nigeria is sending me 12 million later this month. I only had to send him $30k to get him to be able to release the funds. Pretty sweet deal huh?

[g2kev]

$2000 is petty change. My friend in Nigeria is sending me 12 million later this month. I only had to send him $30k to get him to be able to release the funds. Pretty sweet deal huh?

Sounds mighty sweet, mighty sweet. jk

I about to collect 25 million from the Spanish lottery because someone I don't know purchased a ticket in my name. All I have to do is give him my bank account & bank routing number. Can't wait to collect. :rolleyes:

[PhotosGuy]

I'm gonna be rich too! Just got this email today:

Dear friend,

My name is George kouma from Burkina Faso in West Africa ; I am the manager audit and account department of our bank, African development bank (A.DB). In fact I kindly made up my mind to contact you for a transfer the sum of nineteen million, three hundred thousand United States dollars ($19,300,000.00 into your bank account and this fund was abandoned and left unclaimed with our bank since the real owner died.

The money belongs to our customers who died few years ago with all his family members, moreover it is a current joint-account between him and his wife whereas they endorsed their children to be their successor in case of any problem occurred to them but unfortunately sudden death took away all his children.

So when i got information of the incident, i did everything possible to contact any of their relative overseas for the claim but the effort was abortive. In terms of claiming this fund, our "banking law says that it is only the deceased foreign extended relative, business partner or affectionate who is allowed by law to lay request of claim over the fund and this should be done on or within three years after the beneficiary's death, and the law warns that if mandate given to claim the fund expires without any claim request was made, the fund will be transferred into the bank treasury without a reverse of further claim by any person.

So it is upon this specific declaration of our banking laws, which motivated me to contact you so that you will apply immediately and claim the fund as the extended relative of the deceased. On your assistance of getting the fund transferred into your bank account, and we will share the fund among ourselves as the share ratio indicates below:-

The fund will be shared 60% / 40%. This is 60% for me and 40% for you ok.

As to assure me your integrity and trust, you should include your photograph or international passport, private telephone and fax numbers, resident address.

I am expecting your reply so that i will let you know the next step to follow immediately in order to finalize this transaction on a period of one week as we would expected.

Finally, note that i will resign from work and come over to your country once the fund hits your account and i will still need your assistance to direct me for business investment in your country and you will get another 30% from the profit from the investment because i will like you to act as the fund manager i will need you to issue me a letter of invitation or visa immediately the fund get transferred.

I am expecting your urgent reply as soon as possible
Yours sincerely,
Mr George kouma

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[R_Metzel]

I'm gonna be rich too! Just got this email today:

Dear friend,

My name is George kouma from Burkina Faso in West Africa ; I am the manager audit and account department of our bank, African development bank (A.DB). In fact I kindly made up my mind to contact you for a transfer the sum of nineteen million, three hundred thousand United States dollars ($19,300,000.00 into your bank account and this fund was abandoned and left unclaimed with our bank since the real owner died.

The money belongs to our customers who died few years ago with all his family members, moreover it is a current joint-account between him and his wife whereas they endorsed their children to be their successor in case of any problem occurred to them but unfortunately sudden death took away all his children.

So when i got information of the incident, i did everything possible to contact any of their relative overseas for the claim but the effort was abortive. In terms of claiming this fund, our "banking law says that it is only the deceased foreign extended relative, business partner or affectionate who is allowed by law to lay request of claim over the fund and this should be done on or within three years after the beneficiary's death, and the law warns that if mandate given to claim the fund expires without any claim request was made, the fund will be transferred into the bank treasury without a reverse of further claim by any person.

So it is upon this specific declaration of our banking laws, which motivated me to contact you so that you will apply immediately and claim the fund as the extended relative of the deceased. On your assistance of getting the fund transferred into your bank account, and we will share the fund among ourselves as the share ratio indicates below:-

The fund will be shared 60% / 40%. This is 60% for me and 40% for you ok.

As to assure me your integrity and trust, you should include your photograph or international passport, private telephone and fax numbers, resident address.

I am expecting your reply so that i will let you know the next step to follow immediately in order to finalize this transaction on a period of one week as we would expected.

Finally, note that i will resign from work and come over to your country once the fund hits your account and i will still need your assistance to direct me for business investment in your country and you will get another 30% from the profit from the investment because i will like you to act as the fund manager i will need you to issue me a letter of invitation or visa immediately the fund get transferred.

I am expecting your urgent reply as soon as possible
Yours sincerely,
Mr George kouma

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Sounds legit to me!:lol:

[Capt_KA]

I'm gonna be rich too! Just got this email today:

Dear friend,

My name is George kouma from Burkina Faso in West Africa ; I am the manager audit and account department of our bank, African development bank (A.DB). In fact I kindly made up my mind to contact you for a transfer the sum of nineteen million, three hundred thousand United States dollars ($19,300,000.00 into your bank account and this fund was abandoned and left unclaimed with our bank since the real owner died.

[...]I am expecting your urgent reply as soon as possible
Yours sincerely,
Mr George kouma

http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/nuevas/116.gif


*wuaaaaaaah-hahahaha-hehehehe* *ROFL* *tears in my eyes*
... and I'm not laughing at the content of the letter (b/c that's old), but I just loooooove your little smiley. It's not the first time I've seen the little yellow fella on the net, but while reading this funny thread, that thing just did it and made me burst into laughter. *wiping tears from my eyes*

PS: vvilko - yes dude, you *are* dang slow :lol::D

[JWright]

Step 1: Using Internet Explorer, go to TOOLS--->INTERNET OPTIONS

Step 2: Go to the CONTENT tab, and click SETTINGS

Step 3: Click the "APPROVED SITES" button

Step 4: List all your favorite photography sites --- potn, dpreview, fredmiranda, photozone, etc.

Step 5: Also include the usual suspects --- bhphoto, buydig, adorama, etc.

Step 6: Finally, click on the toggle for "NEVER ALLOW"



Within a year, you'll be $1000 to $5000 richer than you would've been if you did not do this. Guaranteed!



;)

I showed this to my wife and now I have to check my settings each time I fire up the computer...

[nvoutback]

I better not show this to my wife. She'll password protect the setting.

[davesrose]

Dear friend,

My name is George kouma from Burkina Faso in West Africa ; I am the manager audit and account department of our bank, African development bank (A.DB). In fact I kindly made up my mind to contact you for a transfer the sum of nineteen million, three hundred thousand United States dollars ($19,300,000.00 into your bank account and this fund was abandoned and left unclaimed with our bank since the real owner died.


You mean I wasn't the only one who got that e-mail?:confused: I was all ready to send them money so that they'd send me 10 million dollars....why wouldn't that be legit?:D:D:D:D

Sad thing is I've gotten similar e-mails for several years. One was some person claiming to be some African immigrant whose rich parents died and they couldn't get their estate without "my help". Sometimes I wonder why they can't at least make up more realistic sounding names.

The most aggravating scam of all time was when I tried putting a camera up for auction on E-bay. The first person who tried to buy from me only had an account setup for less then a day, bought my camera, canceled their account, then sent me a fake "paypal" e-mail confirming that they had paid me more then what I was selling for. Because they wanted to have me ship to Nigeria. Since they were so helpful to actually include a name and address, I turned them into Paypal. Those ***holes cost me $30 in relisting fees:mad::mad:

No...the OP was the most entertaining "get rich" spam I've ever read: kudos!!