My Girlfriends Boob Job!

[BCdives]

was going to be purchased the money I dropped on this, but I figured it was a tough call, which one would be more fun?

Be still my beating heart! I'm scared to touch it!

http://bc.kf4oal.com/CRW_8325.jpg
http://bc.kf4oal.com/CRW_8332.jpg

.... for those of you that don't share the excitement of working hard and enjoying nice things, please keep the nasty comments to yourself.

All of my passion for Canon digital photography was obtained and learned by very smart and gracious people on this forum, if not for them I wouldn't aspire to try new things and take my photography to the next level. To those I say THANK YOU!

Cheers!

BC

(Special thanks to CDS, who helped with a lot of great advice on my purchase, oh and congrats on your new arrival to CDS! )

..does this damn battery charger go any faster!

[Lamplight]

Only on this board would I expect to see a member using boob-job money for other purchases, and yet I am not surprised in the least. :lol: In fact, I'm quite sure I would have made the same decision. :D

Congratulations on the purchase! You will no doubt have loads of fun with it. :)

(Is it strange/pathetic that I was equally satisfied to see pics of a MarkII instead of actual boobies?)

[Biko]

Looks nice BC, hope you get many nice pics from it.

Looks like distribution has finally started.

I am not into big boobs either.

[daaaveman]

Big boobs are a great thing.......but big cameras are better. Good call. Congrats and enjoy.

[G3]

Looks nice BC, hope you get many nice pics from it.

Looks like distribution has finally started.

I am not into big boobs either.

I'm into them...but, I would have made the same decision. With the big boobs, well...when the girlfriend leaves she'll probably take them with her. She can't take the camera.

[Belmondo]

Nice toaster-oven. The camera ain't bad, either.

[iwatkins]

Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?

Tough call :lol:

Congrats on the new camera BC. I'm quite interested on how you and everyone else gets on with it as I'm thnking about it myself but don't plan to change until late summer/early autumn.

Cheers

Ian

[paul162brown]

Very, very nice. Congratulations. Don't forget to post some stuff about how you get on with it. :D

[Belmondo]

Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?
Big boobs or MkII ?

Tough call :lol:

Congrats on the new camera BC. I'm quite interested on how you and everyone else gets on with it as I'm thnking about it myself but don't plan to change until late summer/early autumn.

Cheers

Ian

You're probably better off with the camera. You only need one of them and they always have some residual value in the used market. Also, you can handle it in public places without causing embarrassment to anyone.

[BCdives]

Thanks all for the nice thoughts, ahh she'll get her boob job, it'll just have to wait a little while.

I love my 10-D with the BigEd, and it feels good, but this baby feels like you are sticking your hand "in it" instead of around it. I would say it's about a D-cup and it feels GREAT. Thats all I can tell you thus far, as soon as the battery light is a go, I will share more findings.

[kb244]

Oh Hell, use the 1D MkII to take pictures of boobs, what could be more satifying :p.

[CyberDyneSystems]

Oh Hell, use the 1D MkII to take pictures of boobs, what could be more satifying :p.

:shock: A few weeks after I get back...


"Fashion Show" !!!!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)


:wink:

Congrats BC.. that nice piece of machinery couldn't be in better hands...

... then again,. I'd like to think the same applies to your girlfreinds boobs.. :shock:

[IanD]

I gotta think about this.....I'll get back to you with my answer. Where in the heck did the wife go :?: :?: :?:
Congrats to ya on the photo imaging machine :lol:

[Zeke]

Post pics of your girlfriends boobs so we can see for ourselves if you made the right decision! :lol:

[kb244]

Post pics of your girlfriends boobs so we can see for ourselves if you made the right decision! :lol:

Hrm This could only mean one of two things, Is the sharpness larger than the boob, or is the boob larger than the sharpness, what a delima. In a perfect world, women breast would be large, because they were implanted with Super Telephoto 'L' Lens. Instead of being a Double D, "Hey are those 600mm?" But then again, that might be a twisted world.

[Tom W]

Post pics of your girlfriends boobs so we can see for ourselves if you made the right decision! :lol:

Hrm This could only mean one of two things, Is the sharpness larger than the boob, or is the boob larger than the sharpness, what a delima. In a perfect world, women breast would be large, because they were implanted with Super Telephoto 'L' Lens. Instead of being a Double D, "Hey are those 600mm?" But then again, that might be a twisted world.

Circles of confusion? ;)

[kb244]

Post pics of your girlfriends boobs so we can see for ourselves if you made the right decision! :lol:

Hrm This could only mean one of two things, Is the sharpness larger than the boob, or is the boob larger than the sharpness, what a delima. In a perfect world, women breast would be large, because they were implanted with Super Telephoto 'L' Lens. Instead of being a Double D, "Hey are those 600mm?" But then again, that might be a twisted world.

Circles of confusion? ;)

Hey!!! I Didnt think of that, good one.

[Ballen Photo]

was going to be purchased the money I dropped on this, but I figured it was a tough call, which one would be more fun?

.... for those of you that don't share the excitement of working hard and enjoying nice things, please keep the nasty comments to yourself.



You got a MK II? I HATE YOU! :shock:
You got a MK II? I HATE YOU! :shock:
You got a MK II? I HATE YOU! :shock:

Just kidding, sorry, I couldn't resist. Congrats BC. :D IMHO you now have what I consider to be the BEST DSLR on this Planet. Enjoy. :D :D :D
Now, about those Boobs............ :shock: :shock: :shock:
............Bruce

[Zeke]

Speaking of boobs... Anyone do any artistic nude photography around here?

[Scottes]

1. A camera won't make you go to church.
2. A camera is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
3. A camera doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
4. A camera doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose."
5. A camera doesn't give a [expletive deleted] if you keep a bunch of other cameras around.
6. There is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reason number six.
7. A camera will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the babies are "cute."
8. A camera will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson."
9. A camera won't claim that the Three Stooges are morons.
10. A camera won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
11. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a camera, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
12. A camera won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
13. A camera won't smoke in your car.
14. A camera won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
15. A camera will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
16. A camera will actually support belching and farting and share yer enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
17. A camera is always ready to leave on time.
18. A camera never fishes for compliments.
19. A camera won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Playboy "just for the lighting."
20. A camera won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League.
21. A camera won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse "but I saved a quarter!"
22. A camera will never make you go to a Swedish movie.
23. A camera will never make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
24. A camera won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson."
25. A camera won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.


Just for fun, and it fits this thread. I love women, respect more of them than men I know, and I took out all the reasons in poor taste.

[Ballen Photo]

Speaking of boobs... Anyone do any artistic nude photography around here?

Yes! Do a search here in "Share Photos" for work done by Doug Rowan, and Charles U. Both are very good at Artistic Nudes, IMHO.
..........Bruce

[BigRed450]

One point missed Scottes.

A camera won't get saggy with age...

Congrates BC,,, Have a great time with the new Cam and don't forget to share some images with us...

[daaaveman]

A camera won't get saggy with age...

Fake boobs don't get saggy.....that's one of the great things about them!

[Laziferous]

Congrats BC! Have fun with your new toy... then eventually, you other two toys :wink:

[G3]

OK, BC...we're still waiting....is that battery charged yet?

[drisley]

How 'bout now?
Now?
No...
Now?

[Scottes]

How about now?

No?

tap tap tap . . . tap tap tap

How 'bout now?

[BCdives]

Guys, your respones in this thread are killing me :lol: but the only thing that made me laugh harder tonight was pulling the trigger on the MKII in continuous hi-speed mode. Granted the flash only caught the first shot but the motor sounded like Woody Wood pecker in an adult film. I had to set the camera down before I wet my pants laughing so hard. AMAZING!

[ldivinag]

i say we are still owed a boob shot of BC's gf....






:D :D :D :D

[Belmondo]

Imagine: 8 1/2 boob shots per second. That's something to get excited about (I seem to recall :oops: ).

[BCdives]

I hesitate to post any of the pic's thus far, because they are nothing special.....YET! Quality for quality, you would be hard pressed to tell the difference between the 10D and the MKII (on the web)

The camera handles COMPLETLY different than the 10D and I have not yet learned how to cheat my way through. Plus Breeze Browser dosen't even see the JPG's let alone RAW so I'm getting used to that, and just using PS to pull up the pic's. DowloaderPro see the pic's just fine. ( Chris is working on updates as we speak)

For those of you with a 550EX get ready, completly different respones and comunication with the camera, so much in fact I may be forced to sit down and read something.

The Video and Remote plugs covered with rubber, on the 10D they were part of the camera, on the MKII you better keep the covers in your pocket or in your mouth, they pop all the way off. Easy to lose.

Framing, the difference is HUGE, I now have all this extra space in the left and right side of the viewfinder that I never had before. My 24-70 is almost a real 24-70 L

Setting the drives and exposure is not as intuitive as the 10D but I think that is because there is Soooooooo much more this camera can do, and since it didn't ship with a keyboard, there is a lot of "double press" on buttons depending on what mode and settings you desire.

WOW, when you press the shutter button while the camera is sleeping, it is ON and READY, almost ZERO lag time.

The AF points are also amazing, they clump up 6 at a time on your intended target and are superfast.

I can tell you this, in the 1 hour that I have been playing with it, Im sure it is truly going to be a massive upgrade to the 10D, Don't get me wrong, I love my 10D and have spent a long time getting to know it. But the learning curve on the MKII will be substantial, and I think the payoff will be to.

This is a Beefy camera for sure, anyone have any sleeping pills I could barrow ?

Thanks for all the laughs!

BC

[angrybunny]

A camera won't get saggy with age...

Fake boobs don't get saggy.....that's one of the great things about them!

I dunno. As a woman gets older, I imagine fake boobs like two grapefruit hanging inside two long tube socks. The implants may keep their shape but skin stretches with time.

Congrats on the new MKII BC. You now have the honor of receiving envy from everyone else in this forum.

[boomer1959]

Congrats BC :D

[BCdives]

Ok here is a quick shot of the bird, straight off the sensor, and resized in PS, thats it. Color and detail good (factory settings) but there is a world of customizing available that I haven't even come close to learning. I DO love the way the background blows out much smoother on the 24-70, The 10D always seemed to hold on to the out of focus background.

http://bc.kf4oal.com/MKII-Test.jpg

[ron chappel]

Funniest post i've seen in ages.

My sister got a boob job last year.She offered to show me them
but i definitely declined :shock:
Unfortunately i didn't have much choice one day when i was taking their pics at the beach and her boyfriend lifted her bikini top up....

[CyberDyneSystems]

Pshaw!!!!!!!!!

Looking good man.. looking REAL good.

[kb244]

Funniest post i've seen in ages.

My sister got a boob job last year.She offered to show me them
but i definitely declined :shock:
Unfortunately i didn't have much choice one day when i was taking their pics at the beach and her boyfriend lifted her bikini top up....

Breast are nice, but for something like that to happen to you. considering its your sister, musta messed with you somewhat.

[NILOLIGIST]

BCdives,

Great post, very inspiring. To all that picked up their MKll...Wooohoooo!!! It is going to be a hell of a year.

NiL,

[ilya]

all i gotta say is ... that camera is tits (translation to those who may need it - its a really really good thing) 8)

[timmyquest]

I cant wait until i can afford something like this. By then you'll be throwing your MKII around like you do your 10D now :-P

Congrats, have fun...keep us posted.

[martcol]

If you buy two you'll have Double D!

martin

[Andy_T]

And if your girlfriend ever complains that the other option would have been better

.... just take a shot at her boobs with a fisheye lens or give it some working in Panotools :lol:

Great shot of that parrot.... your camera surely makes great pics :lol:

Best regards,
Andy

[IanD]

BC,
Sweet capture of the parrot. You are going to have a hell of a lot of fun!
Want to see more!!!!

[BobbyC]

I think a good test for your new camera would be a "before" shot, we'll have to analyze it of course to make sure there is no front/back focusing going on.

[GenEOS]

Hmm, he shot us the bird...

[IanD]

Hey, I just took another look at the bird.
Isn't that a Boobie Bird :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lamplight]

Wow, great shot! What a beautiful bird! :)

[Bruce Hamilton]

Be still my beating heart! I'm scared to touch it! !

At $5,000, I'd be afraid to have it in the same room as me... :lol:
I may buy a 10D to accompany my Rebel, but Mark II is out of my league.

[Jon Borcik]

WOW... that's all I can say about that bird pic. I don't think I could take that good of a shot with the 10D! ! !

Man... I need to find a way to purchase one of those bodies.

.. speakng of bodies... taking a pic of the GF's boobs and processing them to look larger in PS will only make the GF want them more. Just look at what "showing us the Bird" has done!

HAHAHAHHAHA

Congrats on the MkII :lol:

[chris.bailey]

Nice one BC. Will be interesting to have some thoughts on it over the coming weeks as you get settled in.

A MkII or a couple of kilos of silicone in cling film. No contest :lol:

[where1]

Imagine: 8 1/2 boob shots per second. That's something to get excited about (I seem to recall :oops: ).

That's 17 boobs per second, oh my.

Just use telephoto lenses for her boob shots for now, after she gets her boob job you can switch to wide angle lenses. :)

Or you could do a boob job in PS. :)

[ron chappel]

[quote]A camera won't get saggy with age...

Fake boobs don't get saggy.....that's one of the great things about them!

I dunno. As a woman gets older, I imagine fake boobs like two grapefruit hanging inside two long tube socks. The implants may keep their shape but skin stretches with time.

quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's exactly what they do!! ROTFL.All those porn starlets who allways seem to go for the 'high pressure' models will look unbelievably disgusting in old age
like an elephant who has a soccer ball jammed in it's trunk :lol:

[Tom W]

Great test shot, BC. Its a winner!

I can't wait to see more from y'all.

Pekka's going to have to start a 1D Mk II test shot forum. :)

[angrybunny]

[quote]A camera won't get saggy with age...

Fake boobs don't get saggy.....that's one of the great things about them!

I dunno. As a woman gets older, I imagine fake boobs like two grapefruit hanging inside two long tube socks. The implants may keep their shape but skin stretches with time.

quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's exactly what they do!! ROTFL.All those porn starlets who allways seem to go for the 'high pressure' models will look unbelievably disgusting in old age
like an elephant who has a soccer ball jammed in it's trunk :lol:

ok ron, you win. I almost lost my coffee out my nose when I read that. Not to be off topic or anything, but I think BC made the best choice. There is nothing better than real boobs.

[ShutteringFocus]

What?

No pop up flash? :roll: :D :shock:

[drisley]

I just found quite a few pictures taken with the mkII

http://www.pbase.com/cameras/canon/eos_1d_mark_ii

My favourite is this one.
http://www.pbase.com/image/26358026