This Thread Is An Exclusive PetCon Comm.

[PetKal]

Here we go, everybody seems to have one. Thus Connie the Chav-Girl, myself and a few others specially annointed thought we might as well initiate our own chat thread.

I suppose we'd like to see some ole buddies and excellent photographers become regulars here, such as The Unstoppable, Malone the Punisher, Bottomless Bracket, MD Jakoff, POllimorph, Maria, Steve, EOS Mortal, Cosworth, Curtis lad, Bearsummer etc, etc.

The Thread will be self-moderated by Connie and myself.;)

[sblais]

I may not be one of the buddies mentioned above, but I'm the first to devirginize this thread. That has to count for something, right?

[TheGreatOg]

With you two in charge this promises to be a raunchy, thought-provoking kaleidoscope of depravity, sexual innuendo, photographic ingenuity, person growth and good laughs. It's everything I look for in a good thread. Even if I'm not one of your fabled Great Ones, can I still watch? ;)

[PetKal]

I may not be one of the buddies mentioned above, but I'm the first to devirginize this thread. That has to count for something, right?

Compadre, I'd hope we have many more friends than listed above....naturally, could not mention them all.....you are certainly one of them.

[cosworth]

I'm in by bein' in.

[sblais]

I am very grateful of such an honor. Am I to be knighted soon? I'd like to be the knight of the tree sharks.

[PetKal]

With you two in charge this promises to be a raunchy, thought-provoking kaleidoscope of depravity, sexual innuendo, photographic ingenuity, person growth and good laughs. It's everything I look for in a good thread. Even if I'm not one of your fabled Great Ones, can I still watch? ;)

You can and you should......however, no *exual innuendos will be allowed unless they are aimed at emasculation....those are OK.:cool:
Remember, Connie is British and I am a royal subject too.....we are very uptight about *ex and such carnal matters.

[PetKal]

I am very grateful of such an honor. Am I to be knighted soon? I'd like to be the knight of the tree sharks.
How's "three shakes" instead ?;)

[sblais]

As long as I'm knight of something. I'll even take night of something ;)

[PetKal]

I'm in by bein' in.

:lol:

[PetKal]

As long as I'm knight of something. I'll even take night of something ;)
OK then, you shall be henceforth known as the "Night of Three Shakes" :D

[TheGreatOg]

Connie is British and I am a royal subject too.....we are very uptight about *ex and such carnal matters.

You owe me a new freaking keyboard (spit tea all over the damn thing)! Liar. ;) I've lived in England, I know just how uptight about sex they really aren't. :lol:

[condyk]

With you two in charge this promises to be a raunchy, thought-provoking kaleidoscope of depravity, sexual innuendo, photographic ingenuity, person growth and good laughs. It's everything I look for in a good thread. Even if I'm not one of your fabled Great Ones, can I still watch? ;)

You're in Madam, based on postin' excellence over the short time you have been a POTNer. We can only see great things ahead for one so talented :D

I'm in by bein' in.

The only 'in' you're in son are 'in' your dreams :lol: :lol: but if you can uphold at least minimal postin' quality then we will indulge :D

pete, let's not forget our good horse-lovin' buddy kevin_c ... a girly name but he is cool :-) (except for the horse love!!)

[PetKal]

You owe me a new freaking keyboard (spit tea all over the damn thing)! Liar. ;) I've lived in England, I know just how uptight about sex they really aren't. :lol:

Childe, I was taking about the hetero***** kind.;)

[TheGreatOg]

Childe, I was taking about the hetero***** kind.;)

Well, since the sexual-hetero variety is the only kind I know...that's also what I'm talking about. Is this a whoosh or something? ;)

[cosworth]

My post quality is questionable. I'm a procrastinating pefectionist. Sometimes I'll post n' dash with minimal input allowing the OP to actually think for themselves and other times I let the caregiver in me take over and I hand hold with the best of 'em.

I'll kick it up a notch in this thread only. I have a reputation to uphold as my title suggests. :)


ps: opening seperate window for this thread alone.

[condyk]

My post quality is questionable ...

True ... but we have compassion and a strong faith/stupidity that people can craic and wisen up given half a chance. Good luck (foo*, you'll need it!) :lol: :lol:

[Jon, The Elder]

At last we have them all rounded up in one area, keeping them contained will be a chore.

Kinda like herding Cats.

Ah, the sheer joy of being an outsider......

[condyk]

You're in Jon Boy ... one further quality demanded is sufficient confidence that one does not 'need' to belong :-)

[PetKal]

You're in Jon Boy ... one further quality demanded is sufficient confidence that one does not 'need' to belong :-)
Very well put.
Lest we forget, banal chatter about food, relationships, kids and relatives will be dealt with thru banning from the thread.:cool:

[condyk]

A good hat may help ... at our discretion tho :-)

[TheGreatOg]

Did you catch the UeFA Cup yesterday? Milan v. Liverpool. Good match, poor Liverpool.

[condyk]

Of course, but it was the Champions League final not UEFA Cup. I am Liverpool born and bred, but the best team won on the night. We had no firepower, but otherwise dominated much of the game. Milan are a good club.

[cosworth]

I suspect that I am hatless.

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/chiefstandingtall.gif

[TheGreatOg]

Of course, but it was the Champions League final not UEFA Cup. I am Liverpool born and bred, but the best team won on the night. We had no firepower, but otherwise dominated much of the game. Milan are a good club.

I thought both teams brough their A-games. Nobody really dominated, per se. They were both on the offense the whole time, and you could tell how frustrated they were when the yellow cards started flying. Do you think they should have brought Crouch in sooner? I thought he'd sub in after half-time. But it wasn't until something like the 76th minute. I'm a Liverpool fan myself. ;)

[condyk]

I'm a Liverpool fan myself. ;)

Oggie, if you also have a full covering of thick ginger body hair then we are surely destined to live happily ever after :D

[condyk]

I suspect that I am hatless.


Yeah, but the handcuffs and *ex toy strapped to your belt you gain entry on the perverted card :-)

[Curtis N]

banal chatter about food, relationships, kids and relatives will be dealt with thru banning from the thread.With a rule like that, I might be able to tolerate this thread.

Geez. Two pages without a single pic posted. That's embarrassing.

This is what this thread might look like in real life.

http://performancephoto.us/images/RenFaire/REN10.jpg


Now for a little contest. One of these people is Pet-Kal, the other is Condyk. Can you guess which is which?

http://performancephoto.us/images/RenFaire/REN09.jpg

http://performancephoto.us/images/RenFaire/REN24.jpg

[condyk]

Excellent Flashman ... there's the Rubbery Redneck thread crew in the first shot, MC CyberD and Sari at an African campsite lav and then Olli munching on a snack :-)

[TheGreatOg]

Oggie, if you also have a full covering of thick ginger body hair then we are surely destined to live happily ever after :D

Why would you want a woman who had a full covering of thick ginger body hair? *no offense intended to any specific female that may happen to be on this forum that may indeed have a thick full covering of ginger body hair on her body* I'm asking purely for curiosity sake.

[condyk]

I dunno :cry: :cry:

Extensive therapy seems to indicate that it may go back to being breast fed as a child through a wooly jumper :evil:

[CyberDyneSystems]

Dave's gone and dropped me in the loo again...
I seem destined to be a floating disembodied head this year ... :confused:

But Becky I am sure is eying those Barbarian types in the first pic!

[TheGreatOg]

I dunno :cry: :cry:

Extensive therapy seems to indicate that it may go back to being breast fed as a child through a wooly jumper :evil:

I've heard about this community for people just like you. They call themselves "Furries" or "Fuzzies" or something. They go through life donning full-body costumes in the form of raccoons or squirrels and whatnot. The whole point is to fullfill erotic fantasies and needs, but doing it all while fuzzy. Or furry. Or whatever. I suggest you look into it, it may provide some much needed relief. ;)

[TheGreatOg]

Dave's gone and dropped me in the loo again...

But Becky I am sure is eying those Barbarian types in the first pic!

*wipes the drool from her chin*

shhhh! Nobody needs to know I've got a wet spot for burly highlander-types. ;)

[condyk]

They go through life donning full-body costumes in the form of raccoons or squirrels and whatnot. The whole point is to fullfill erotic fantasies and needs, but doing it all while fuzzy. Or furry. Or whatever.

Squiddles are more Pete's thing ;)

[cosworth]

*wipes the drool from her chin*

shhhh! Nobody needs to know I've got a wet spot for burly highlander-types. ;)

I shall start growing my hair immediately.

[CyberDyneSystems]

This gives me even more reason to not shave or cut my hair until I return from Africa!
(maybe I won't bathe either? )

[condyk]

That's Ok, we already allocated you to share a bakkie and tent with Pat and Nordic Tommy. I shall drive with the sweet ladies :-)

[CyberDyneSystems]

'awrence, this kind of ruins my plans of following you around like white on rice..
I figure if any trouble brews I want to be close to the crazy brit.
If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that no force on the planet is more unstoppable than a crazy brit.
http://shs.starkville.k12.ms.us/~vf2/images/lawrence%203.jpg

[TheGreatOg]

This gives me even more reason to not shave or cut my hair until I return from Africa!
(maybe I won't bathe either? )

Bath. Please, bath.

Just so you folks know, having long hair and beards does not a sexy burly studly gorgeous sexy hot strong beautiful highlander-type make. Sexy, strong, meaty burly highlander-types spring from their strength of character, and shoulders and kilts over sexy long legs that could do things to ... erm, long legs and know what they want and seduce you off your feet while their hands...big hands...grrrrrrr

[cosworth]

How fitting the only thing able to stop him was a motorcycle.

[CyberDyneSystems]

How fitting the only thing able to stop him was a motorcycle.

But it was British Iron.. Brough Sterling if I recall.

[condyk]

Well, that is true. Ok son ... but you gotta wash daily and no back seat driving or waving that big white Cannon around. But even if you're naughty and have to go to the boys car you will always be close behind and safe from harm (as long as you don't show your pink US flag tattoo'd a*se out the window at passing !Kung - they have blow pipes!!)

[CyberDyneSystems]

Here's a shot of Condy triggering his remote to set off a bunch of Pentax K mounts the old fashioned way...

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0286.jpg

that's me behind him, carrying his gear,.. I need the extra sun protection

[BottomBracket]

HI, I just read through this thread, and I'm checking in now. I'm honored to be here. I think.

[steved110]

given that I was so kindly invitied to join the thread ( at least I am assuming that the 'Steve' The Venerable One was referring to is me) I am embarrassed to find it late, and also to confess that I'm far too full of beer to contribute much...

Why would you want a woman who had a full covering of thick ginger body hair? *no offense intended to any specific female that may happen to be on this forum that may indeed have a thick full covering of ginger body hair on her body* I'm asking purely for curiosity sake.

Oggie, if you also have a full covering of thick ginger body hair then we are surely destined to live happily ever after :D

I think it's because he is really, really fond of ****y cats :lol:

Or he simply prefers a more hirsute maiden?

[condyk]

Damn Cyber, so my ex-wife is finally selling our private home photo's to the highest bidder :-( :evil:

Anyway, what happened to that damn ugly Pug that used to run loose around the PetCon competition threads? What was her name: Lucy, or something?

Welcome Stevo ... always on the A-List here ;-)

[cosworth]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/4585/photos/manicure.jpg

[condyk]

HI, I just read through this thread, and I'm checking in now. I'm honored to be here. I think.

Welcome BB aka BottomBarnicle aka Pio aka Maestro :D

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/4585/photos/manicure.jpg

That's hot Cozzy ... is it one of the Bahamas babes that Ronald attracted maybe? Did he ever make it out there, or did he decided to stay in his room and read Batman comics instead?

[steved110]

Welcome Stevo ... always on the A-List here ;-)

thanks...I'll be mostly lurking in between visits to my as-yet unposted fridge ( I guess that means I suck...)

Incidentally, those pics Curtis posted, is that PetKal lurking inside that commode?

:shock: I'm impressed - what some peep -le will go to for gratification ... true dedication of a wannabe craparazzi or what?

[cosworth]

He read batman comics instead. KevC made it out and was scoreless.

[condyk]

Ok lads and ladies and lady-boys it's time for bed in England-land, so Uncle Pete will take over the watch to ensure a naughty free zone. This assumes Mrs Pete remembers to give him his Epinephrine shot tonight.

[steved110]

Ok lads and ladies and lady-boys it's time for bed in England-land, so Uncle Pete will take over the watch to ensure a naughty free zone. This assumes Mrs Pete remembers to give him his Epinephrine shot tonight.

not on top of viagra, I hope... as Lord Malone put it, someone could lose an eye...

[steved110]

He read batman comics instead. KevC made it out and was scoreless.

So no nookie in all that foam? and all those maidens full of rum punch and too much sun....

lost opportunities of note...:( poor Kev!

[saravrose]

Excellent Flashman ... there's the Rubbery Redneck thread crew in the first shot, MC CyberD and Sari at an African campsite lav and then Olli munching on a snack :-)

you said my name does that mean i'm invited.... :cool: :cool: :cool:

[ayotnoms]

shoot me an invitation PM if you ever lower standards
:)

[PetKal]

shoot me an invitation PM if you ever lower standards
:)
How can we forget excessively talented AyatolaAutonomous ?:confused: :rolleyes:
Ostensbly, Connie is losing it, and he is not even 50 yet.;)

[PetKal]

Here, feeding my stunt swans.

[canuck_newbie]

shhhh! Nobody needs to know I've got a wet spot for burly highlander-types. ;)


:shock: a wet spot????

[PetKal]

:shock: a wet spot????

Hey Sammy, I think both of us would qualify as "burly", eh ?:lol:

[TheGreatOg]

:shock: a wet spot????

:lol: It's like a soft spot - only better. ;)

[BottomBracket]

Ok lads and ladies and lady-boys it's time for bed in England-land, so Uncle Pete will take over the watch to ensure a naughty free zone. This assumes Mrs Pete remembers to give him his Epinephrine shot tonight.

It looks like Dave is asleep - now we can talk about him. Any ideas as to what position he is now? Prone, on his back, or with gravity boots hanging from a door sill?

[CyberDyneSystems]

Fetal,. and whimpering .....

[BottomBracket]

LOL, too funny. He should have applied that hemorrhoid cream before sleeping....

[canuck_newbie]

Hey Sammy, I think both of us would qualify as "burly", eh ?:lol:

Damn straight Pete!

Now, where did I put that mountain man get-up.........

[PetKal]

Fetal,. and whimpering .....

....in Afrikaans: 'Mommy, please don't hit me, please, I'll be a good boy, I promise....."

[canuck_newbie]

:lol: It's like a soft spot - only better. ;)

well - I hope the spot is also soft........otherwise I'd be worried!

[canuck_newbie]

....in Afrikaans: 'Mommy, please don't hit me, please, I'll be a good boy, I promise....."

He can he talk with that thumb in his mouth? Impressive! :lol:

[PetKal]

He can he talk with that thumb in his mouth? Impressive! :lol:
Who said anything about his mouth ? Read again what Bottomless wrote above.;)

[PetKal]

Damn straight Pete!

Now, where did I put that mountain man get-up.........

Yeah, I have also found that Yank chicks go ga-ga over my Kenora tux and Kodiaks.:cool:

[BottomBracket]

....in Afrikaans: 'Mommy, please don't hit me, please, I'll be a good boy, I promise....."

Or in Swahili "If I lie down really still under this log, the feral pig won't sniff me out...."

[canuck_newbie]

Yeah, I have also found that Yank chicks go ga-ga over my Kenora tux and Kodiaks.:cool:

don't forget the blaze orange touque. that will get you the high-end gals!

[canuck_newbie]

Or in Swahili "If I lie down really still under this log, the feral pig won't sniff me out...."


I'm sure there's someway to link this to the infamous "Squeal......squeal like a pig" quote......

[PetKal]

don't forget the blaze orange touque. that will get you the high-end gals!


Damn ! That explains my success with trailer type babes only.......I gotta stop wearing my beaver fur lined ear flaps hat.:evil:

[PetKal]

LOL, too funny. He should have applied that hemorrhoid cream before sleeping....

Pogi Pio, it appears your brand devotion to Preparation-H has not vaned in many months since we spoke intimately like this last time.

[MDJAK]

OK then, you shall be henceforth known as the "Night of Three Shakes" :D

Don't forget: You can shake, you can dance, but the last few drops are still gonna wind up in your pants. :lol:

This gives me even more reason to not shave or cut my hair until I return from Africa!
(maybe I won't bathe either? )

Um, Um, good.

me

[canuck_newbie]

Damn ! That explains my success with trailer type babes only.......I gotta stop wearing my beaver fur lined ear flaps hat.:evil:

No, no.........seeing their own kind mounted on yer noggin just scares them away..................or does it?

[PetKal]

Don't forget: You can shake, you can dance, but the last few drops are still gonna wind up in your pants. :lol:



Um, Um, good.

me

A bit of trivia for ya, bruder Mark: Canadian urinals made for the domestic market are made of reinforced ceramic materials, otherwise the'd crack under the impact of shaking.

[PetKal]

No, no.........seeing their own kind mounted on yer noggin just scares them away..................or does it?
:lol:

[BottomBracket]

Pogi Pio, it appears your brand devotion to Preparation-H has not vaned in many months since we spoke intimately like this last time.

Indeed, the thought of mistakingly substituting Colgate for Prep-H still sends me into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

[BottomBracket]

Don't forget: You can shake, you can dance, but the last few drops are still gonna wind up in your pants. :lol:

me

True, true, that's why one should employ "the squeeze".

[MDJAK]

True, true, that's why one should employ "the squeeze".

That sounds painful.:cry:

[MDJAK]

A bit of trivia for ya, bruder Mark: Canadian urinals made for the domestic market are made of reinforced ceramic materials, otherwise the'd crack under the impact of shaking.


Ya see, I learn sumptin new every day. Who'da thunk it?

me

[PetKal]

Indeed, the thought of mistakingly substituting Colgate for Prep-H still sends me into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
I harbour a similar reaction to the idea of lacing MD Jakoff's protein shake with a potent estrogen supplement.

[BottomBracket]

A bit of trivia for ya, bruder Mark: Canadian urinals made for the domestic market are made of reinforced ceramic materials, otherwise the'd crack under the impact of shaking.

Good God man! Do you do something else at the urinal aside from urinating? Looks like there's a whole lot of shakin' going on.

[PetKal]

This thread is evolving very nicely, in fact beyond all expectations, into a truly manly affair.
Thank goodness, for effeminate, sissy threads are aplenty on POTN these days.

[MDJAK]

I harbour a similar reaction to the idea of lacing MD Jakoff's protein shake with a potent estrogen supplement.

Have you been spiking my drinks? First it was Spanish Fly, now my boobs are starting to grow. Did you give me a overdose?

me

[MDJAK]

This thread will remain manly until Lady Malone butts in.

[PetKal]

Good God man! Do you do something else at the urinal aside from urinating? Looks like there's a whole lot of shakin' going on.
Real men crack urinals.:cool:
To help you understand perhaps, why don't you swing a hammer agains your toilet bowl.

[MDJAK]

Good God man! Do you do something else at the urinal aside from urinating? Looks like there's a whole lot of shakin' going on.

He hocks the occasional loogie.

[MDJAK]

Real men crack urinals.:cool:
To help you understand perhaps, why don't you swing a hammer agains your toilet bowl.

He lives in Brooklyn. He's only got an outhouse.

[canuck_newbie]

He hocks the occasional loogie.

that loogie that he hock's, isn't the protein shake supplement he talked about, is it?

[PetKal]

Sammy, how has the lens been serving ya so far ?

[BottomBracket]

Outhouse??? Ha! Who needs that when you have all those nice brick walls? Gotta be careful though about 'streaming' into electrical conduits. That might plunge the whole North East grid into failure again.

[canuck_newbie]

Still in love with it Pete - although I can't seem to spend as much time as I want shooting, this damn job keeps getting in the way.

Was shooting some birds last weekend with it - oriole's, finches, that type of size. Just don't have enough reach with the 200. I'm not even sure a 1.4 tc would help.

The lens just rocks for candids though - and with a 16 month old, that's primary what I'm taking

[PetKal]

Still in love with it Pete - although I can't seem to spend as much time as I want shooting, this damn job keeps getting in the way.

Was shooting some birds last weekend with it - oriole's, finches, that type of size. Just don't have enough reach with the 200. I'm not even sure a 1.4 tc would help.

The lens just rocks for candids though - and with a 16 month old, that's primary what I'm taking

That's good, the "Colourmaster" is one super lens.;)

[belmondo]

So I'm trying to figure out what lens Pete is asking canuck-newbie about, but the link in his signature is not a link.

Is this some kind of conspiracy designed to confuse an already befuddled moderator?:evil::p

[canuck_newbie]

So I'm trying to figure out what lens Pete is asking canuck-newbie about, but the link in his signature is not a link.

Is this some kind of conspiracy designed to confuse an already befuddled moderator?:evil::p

Yup!


There seems to be a bunch of anti-mod conspiracies going around today.:D

My gear is the line underneath the "My Gear List". It was my brillant response to the "ok, so what's up with GEAR LISTS" thread.

I bought Pete's 70-200 2.8 in his great L purge

[belmondo]

Yup!


There seems to be a bunch of anti-mod conspiracies going around today.:D

My gear is the line underneath the "My Gear List". It was my brillant response to the "ok, so what's up with GEAR LISTS" thread.

I bought Pete's 70-200 2.8 in his great L purgeOooooookay. I see. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

I guess I can stop clicking on it.:lol::lol:

[canuck_newbie]

na - keep clicking on it. You might get through some time ;)

[canuck_newbie]

That's good, the "Colourmaster" is one super lens.;)

It is.......here's a shot of my lil darlin. The background in full shade screwed up my exposure - ended up with some hot spots on her. But the colours of the car just seem to pop

[PetKal]

It is.......here's a shot of my lil darlin. The background in full shade screwed up my exposure - ended up with some hot spots on her. But the colours of the car just seem to pop

That's very nice, Sammy, and the kid is cute....love the hat. :D

[canuck_newbie]

my apologies - this thread has taken a definite turn away from anything, at all, related to masculinity.

Shall we get back to more appropiate topics, such as, wearing beavers on one's head, or smashing urinals due to shaking?

[saravrose]

This thread will remain manly until Lady Malone butts in.

wait a minute... I can show up and ruin the man-party very easily.. :cool: :cool: .. Lord of the manties doesn't have near the skills I do... :p :p

sari

[Curtis N]

The background in full shade screwed up my exposure - Since this is shaping up to be a man's man's thread, we should not allow this sort of whining to excuse operator error. Next time the background is dark, dial in some -EC.
(Been there, made the same mistake, it happens to the best of us.)

That shot is, however, saved by an especially cute subject. :D
I have a habit of shooting pretty girls and cute kids to cover for my own technical and artistic deficiencies.

[saravrose]

Since this is shaping up to be a man's man's thread, we should not allow this sort of whining to excuse operator error. Next time the background is dark, dial in some -EC.
(Been there, made the same mistake, it happens to the best of us.)

That shot is, however, saved by an especially cute subject. :D
I have a habit of shooting pretty girls and cute kids to cover for my own technical and artistic deficiencies.

oh yeah... me too... :cool: :cool:

[canuck_newbie]

Since this is shaping up to be a man's man's thread,

Hey - I don't know about Pete, but I ain't no man's man! (not that there's anything wrong with that)

[saravrose]

and now that this has been deemed a 'Man's thread' I really wanna join.. so what do I gotta do?.. take the pink toenail polish off?.. hide all my hair under my BSU hat?... promise to belch?... spend a requisite amount of time in the glamour and nude before I'm allowed to type over here?... I wanna be included!!!

sari

[Curtis N]

Well it's a good thing SaraV showed up and invaded the locker room banter before the farting contest started.

Hopefully a lady's presence will keep the conversation civil.
:cool:

[canuck_newbie]

Well it's a good thing SaraV showed up and invaded the locker room banter before the farting contest started.



who's to say the farting contest hasn't started?

[saravrose]

Well it's a good thing SaraV showed up and invaded the locker room banter before the farting contest started.

Hopefully a lady's presence will keep the conversation civil.
:cool:

As a teenage girl I was DYING to know what the boys all said... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: .. but, with time I figured out that it was better that I not know.. but this should be interesting all the same... just promise me one itty bitty thing....... no chewing tobacco................. please!! pretty please!!.. ;) ;)

[canuck_newbie]

As a teenage girl I was DYING to know what the boys all said... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: .. but, with time I figured out that it was better that I not know.. but this should be interesting all the same... just promise me one itty bitty thing....... no chewing tobacco................. please!! pretty please!!.. ;) ;)


we usually talk about our feelings. either that, or which one of our upteen different shoes go with the brand new ball cap we just bought. seriously :-|

[saravrose]

we usually talk about our feelings. either that, or which one of our upteen different shoes go with the brand new ball cap we just bought. seriously :-|

oh yeah.. I know what you mean like when i got my lucky ball cap.. (that I don't really wear it's actually in the back of my car window as decoration.... it makes my hair flat) anyway there I was with intentions of actually wearing a hat so i had to go and buy new shoes to match it... I can't do the talk about your 'feelings' thing though... it get's way too sensitive for me and I usually laugh at people or get bored... but we can talk about farting if you like..... :cool: :cool:

[canuck_newbie]

oh yeah.. I know what you mean like when i got my lucky ball cap.. (that I don't really wear it's actually in the back of my car window as decoration.... it makes my hair flat) anyway there I was with intentions of actually wearing a hat so i had to go and buy new shoes to match it... I can't do the talk about your 'feelings' thing though... it get's way too sensitive for me and I usually laugh at people or get bored... but we can talk about farting if you like..... :cool: :cool:


dontcha just hate it when hats make your hair flat? Like, ugh.....:rolleyes:


farting eh? Ok, lets list all the different kinds!

First obvious one - the silent killer.....

[saravrose]

dontcha just hate it when hats make your hair flat? Like, ugh.....:rolleyes:


farting eh? Ok, lets list all the different kinds!

First obvious one - the silent killer.....

there are names to farts????... :confused: :confused: :confused: ..

[canuck_newbie]

there are names to farts????... :confused: :confused: :confused: ..


oh, young grasshopper - much to learn about man-speak, you do

[Curtis N]

there are names to farts????... :confused: :confused: :confused: ..To men, there are many types of farts. Just like the Eskimos have many types of snow.

Women, for some reason, rarely find as much enjoyment in this simple and usually harmless bodily function.

I'll bet Sari never lit any of her farts on fire, either.

[cosworth]

I fart in M.

[canuck_newbie]

Just trying to educate the testosterone challenged within our group.....

http://www.fartnames.com/

For example
The Splatter Fart - Unfortunately the Splatter Fart exists. It is the wettest of all farts. It probably should not be called a fart at all.

[::John::]

:lol:

Well done, all participants. This thread just cracked me up!

I shall now bookmark it and return for my next round of helpless giggles, sniggers and raucous chuckles in a couple of hours...

[TheGreatOg]

Og Almighty, there's a lot of stink in this thread. :lol: So besides farts, what can we talk about? The devolution of manliness as a trend in our current "metrosexual" age? How all men that wear more makeup than me or take longer to do their hair should be flogged? And not in a good way. :evil:

[Curtis N]

So besides farts, what can we talk about?The terrible trend of elective surgery?

http://performancephoto.us/images/Refaire06/IMG_6867.jpg

[condyk]

Hey ... looks like Cosworth is gettin' pretty damn friendly with August there, and Belmondos younger brother bullsh*tmo isn't doing a damn thing about it :evil: Doesn't he know what she's got up top doesn't correlate with what's down below :confused: :cry: :cry:

[cosworth]

I'd hit it.

[Lightstream]

Just trying to educate the testosterone challenged within our group.....

http://www.fartnames.com/

For example
The Splatter Fart - Unfortunately the Splatter Fart exists. It is the wettest of all farts. It probably should not be called a fart at all.

Isn't that the shart? When you sh... and fart at the same time?

[condyk]

Well done 'Stream ... after 14 months you finally hit Bingo :-)

[BottomBracket]

Hey Dave, they were talking about you here last night, while you were sleeping. Did you by any chance dream of cracked urinals? Feral pigs? Perhaps you had an episode of somniloquy in Afrikaans? Inquiring minds want to know.

[condyk]

Hey Dave, they were talking about you here last night, while you were sleeping. Did you by any chance dream of cracked urinals? Feral pigs? Perhaps you had an episode of somniloquy in Afrikaans? Inquiring minds want to know.

Nope, I slept like a baby ...

... and so cra**ed in my nappy and drooled :-(

[BearSummer]

Here we go, everybody seems to have one. Thus Connie the Chav-Girl, myself and a few others specially annointed thought we might as well initiate our own chat thread.

I suppose we'd like to see some ole buddies and excellent photographers become regulars here, such as The Unstoppable, Malone the Punisher, Bottomless Bracket, MD Jakoff, POllimorph, Maria, Steve, EOS Mortal, Cosworth, Curtis lad, Bearsummer etc, etc.

The Thread will be self-moderated by Connie and myself.;)

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Damn I posted, oh well there goes the neighbourhood, move over and make some space.

BearSummer

[saravrose]

To men, there are many types of farts. Just like the Eskimos have many types of snow.

Women, for some reason, rarely find as much enjoyment in this simple and usually harmless bodily function.

I'll bet Sari never lit any of her farts on fire, either.

uhh... no.... :o :o :o

[kevin_c]

I've only just 'stumbled' across this, er... thread, and after skimming through about four random pages worth of posts, I see we have already hit bottom (pun intended) with talk of 'farts', 'wet spots' and 'thick ginger body hair'... :rolleyes: :confused:

I liked PetKals 'stunt swans' though... :)

[BottomBracket]

uhh... no.... :o :o :o

Best to let it all out, Sari. It's not good when you keep it in.

I've only just 'stumbled' across this, er... thread, ............. I see we have already hit bottom.....

You called?


Have a great weekend, folks. I'm off to go camping......

[kevin_c]

You called?


Have a great weekend, folks. I'm off to go camping......

Hotels all booked up? - Have a great trip :)

[TheGreatOg]

I'd hit it.

Good Lord yes, me to! Did you see his hat? It's like Eric Idle's little brother. *drool*

[cosworth]

Maybe I should start going to Ren Faires. It's not all endomorphic, tanless people I see. ;)

[Curtis N]

Maybe I should start going to Ren Faires. It's not all endomorphic, tanless people I see. ;)Diversity is part of their charm, but the really cool thing about them is that these "playtrons" (people who go to ren faires dressed in costume) tend to be exhibitionist types who love attention and are more than cooperative in front of the lens. Whenever I ask to take someone's picture and offer to email it to them, I never get turned down.

[sblais]

Diversity is part of their charm, but the really cool thing about them is that these "playtrons" (people who go to ren faires dressed in costume) tend to be exhibitionist types who love attention and are more than cooperative in front of the lens. Whenever I ask to take someone's picture and offer to email it to them, I never get turned down.

You get turned on instead? ;)

[Curtis N]

You get turned on instead?Certainly not.

You see, I was in attendance specifically for the purpose of photojournalistically documenting the alarming increase in the popularity of elective breast augmentation surgery in southeastern Wisconsin.

That, and to drink a few beers.

[mij]

How all men that wear more makeup than me or take longer to do their hair should be flogged? And not in a good way. :evil:

That is probably me buggered then.

Michael.

[TheGreatOg]

Certainly not.

You see, I was in attendance specifically for the purpose of photojournalistically documenting the alarming increase in the popularity of elective breast augmentation surgery in southeastern Wisconsin.

That, and to drink a few beers.

This was in Wisconsin? Do they do this annually? Could you pass on some info to me, I'm in WI. Thanks! Bring on the burly highlander types. ;) Oh yeah, and to drink beer to. :lol:

[TheGreatOg]

That is probably me buggered then.
Michael.

Interesting choice of words, considering the context. :p

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

I can hardly wait for the alcohol fueled conversations this weekend :rolleyes:

Definitely more entertaining than TV, not including the Sens/Ducks game.:D

[Curtis N]

This was in Wisconsin? Do they do this annually? Could you pass on some info to me, I'm in WI. Thanks! Bring on the burly highlander types. ;) Oh yeah, and to drink beer to. :lol:The Bristol Renaissance Faire, near Kenosha. Straight north of Chi-town, just barely across the state line.

Official Bristol Faire website (http://www.renfair.com/bristol/index.php)

It runs weekends July through Labor Day. Last August we had the first annual POTN invasion. There were several threads in the aftermath, here's one of them. (http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=201567)

We will do it again this year for sure! The date has yet to be determined.

[condyk]

I can hardly wait for the alcohol fueled conversations this weekend :rolleyes:

Yup Jazzie, I'm just getting prepared as we speak.

[TheGreatOg]

Yup Jazzie, I'm just getting prepared as we speak.

Who's arse is that really? And why would you watermark that picture? :lol:

[cosworth]

Who's arse is that really? And why would you watermark that picture? :lol:

Lord Malone's

[TheGreatOg]

Lord Malone's

You think we could get him to take it again, without the briefs on underneath? Purely for scientific reasons, of course.

[belmondo]

Yup Jazzie, I'm just getting prepared as we speak. Okey dokey. This thread must be moved to Glamour/Nude.

[canuck_newbie]

Okey dokey. This thread must be moved to Glamour/Nude.

But I haven't participated in enough inane chat threads to have the privledge of posting there!:D

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

But I haven't participated in enough inane chat threads to have the privledge of posting there!:D

You say that like it is a bad thing :confused:

A couple of minutes in the red ring and TPBM or inane commenting in the other comment forums should solve that issue. :lol: :confused: :lol: