No Moderators allowed

[Jon, The Elder]

Now that will get their attention.

Anybody want to start a "Moderator of the Month" thread? We can pick them off one at a time, and assign NEW and bizarre titles to THEM.

If we lock them out, they can't harm us.

Now tell me this isn't a brilliant idea

[sblais]

Now tell me this isn't a brilliant idea

Ok. This isn't a brilliant idea.

[TheGreatOg]

Like fish in a barrell...

Jon, this isn't a brilliant idea. ;)

[condyk]

There is only room for one 'social theatre experimental' thread at a time and Pete and I have the current ticket at PetCon Republic from MC Cyber D - he was drunk and we caught him with a dagger tattoo'd Essex girl :-).

[cdifoto]

There is only room for one 'social theatre experimental' thread at a time and Pete and I have the current ticket at PetCon Republic from MC Cyber D - he was drunk and we caught him with a dagger tattoo'd Essex girl :-).

CDS and August? What's this??

[sblais]

CDS and August? What's this??

Pure POTN PR0N ;)

[Jon, The Elder]

Hmmmm.....theres evidently a security leak I'm not aware of. But Moderator Bashing is a God Given Right to us in the great Unwashed masses.

[Grimm75]

*Nodding silent approval.*

[condyk]

Only in a country with free speech ... so you lads better be careful ;-)

[-MasterChief-]

*thumbs up!* :D

[TheGreatOg]

Only in a country with free speech ... so you lads better be careful ;-)

What's ironic is, come July smoking is banned in all public buildings in London. And they're considering making a law banning people from wearing hooded sweatshirts in malls and shopping plazas across England. Figure that one out. ;) It's not an infringement on your freedom of speech, but jeez! How can they tell you what not to wear?

[cdifoto]

Pure POTN PR0N ;)

*Nodding silent approval.*

*thumbs up!* :D

Does this mean we all give August's hand in marriage to CDS?


We could do a POTN Massachusetts. :)

[condyk]

What's ironic is, come July smoking is banned in all public buildings in London. And they're considering making a law banning people from wearing hooded sweatshirts in malls and shopping plazas across England. Figure that one out. ;) It's not an infringement on your freedom of speech, but jeez! How can they tell you what not to wear?

Yeah ... the Daily Mail is a great comedy read eh?

[sblais]

Does this mean we all give August's hand in marriage to CDS?


We could do a POTN Massachusetts. :)

What this means is that with your title, you can be their honeymoon photographer :p

[Spiral Photo]

Now tell me this isn't a brilliant idea
Ok. This isn't a brilliant idea.

He forgot to add the words "and mean it" to the end of that. ;-)

[Lord_Malone]

Mods tastes like chicken.

[TheGreatOg]

Mods tastes like chicken.

Kinky. And you know this how? ;)

[Lord_Malone]

Kinky. And you know this how? ;)

The Great Og told me. ;)

[cdifoto]

What this means is that with your title, you can be their honeymoon photographer :p

Sorry, I draw the line BEFORE beastiality. :eek:

[sblais]

Sorry, I draw the line BEFORE beastiality. :eek:

Now you're starting to be picky! I'm disappointed.

[condyk]

He's gone up market since he got the Love Truck ... well, at least until he gets a rubber floor put down rather than the 'shag' pile!

[cdifoto]

Now you're starting to be picky! I'm disappointed.

I'm trying to maintain a classy operation here. :mad:

He's gone up market since he got the Love Truck ... well, at least until he gets a rubber floor put down rather than the 'shag' pile!

Davey called it! I'm thinking more along the lines of vinyl though. It responds better to lubricants.

Speaking of "Love Truck" - I think that would be a good name for the spare tire cover. It's currently called "A Paradox" and I wanted to go with something completely new, versus just changing a single letter to make it read "A Paradix." The latter would get me sued for false advertising anyway, since there's only one.

[sblais]

He's gone up market since he got the Love Truck ... well, at least until he gets a rubber floor put down rather than the 'shag' pile!

So that's how you call that toaster! Nice! I didn't follow that thread, I have some catching up to do ;)

I vote for rubber. "Hey, there's a rubber on your rubber floor!"

[CyberDyneSystems]

I'm trying to maintain a classy operation here. :mad:



Davey called it! ....

Speaking of "Love Truck" - I think that would be a good name for the spare tire cover.

Is this your truck?
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Kill_Bill_pussy_wagon-01.jpg

[Glenn NK]

I thought August WASN'T a chick.;)

[_aravena]

Don't forget to change your license plate

http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg

[gjl711]

Hmm... MOD bashing, ok, I’m in. Well if mod(x,y) returns x-1 where y is not an integer and the quotient of x/y is within the roundoff error, then I say that mod is a sissy and craps in their man panties.

Teee..heee...heee...
I feel so conspiratorial.. I think I’ll go make up some more mods slams and giggle like a school girl.

[Jon, The Elder]

This was mean't to be a well ordered, serious, intellectually mature, innuendo free, thread to hide from Moderators and plot their eventual overthrow. Wow only 2 sentences.

[saravrose]

*subscribing to the thread and backing away slowly*

[Mark_Cohran]

*subscribing to the thread and backing away slowly*

*Not even subscribing and backing away post haste*

[timbernet]

*subscribing to the thread and backing away slowly*

*Not even subscribing and backing away post haste*

*Not even going to post*

...


Oh wait... :(

[_aravena]

And new thread that will never die

[canuck_newbie]

*subscribing to the thread and backing away slowly*

*Not even subscribing and backing away post haste*


bunch of chickens!

[S.Horton]

Ok, I'm game. Pick a mod.

[kpiela]

*subscribing and getting the popcorn popped*

[cdifoto]

*firing up the pussy wagon*

[S.Horton]

*firing up the pussy wagon*

U rock my POTN world tonight.

And, Mr. Malone is mistaken. Mods taste like fish.

[CyberDyneSystems]

And new thread that will never die

Great so POTN will become internationally known for the longest running mod bashing thread in history..
so c'mon let's get it going here folks,. I feel remarkably "unscathed" so far.
This should be competitive,. Mods will give out the marks based on a 1-11 scale.

[-MasterChief-]

ok ill start ..... eherm .... *looks around* ..... eherm ...... *then runs away!* :D :D :D

[CyberDyneSystems]

CDS and August? What's this??

This of course is brutal,. it gets an 8 just based on the choice of POTN member I am apperently sleeping with...

Ouch!

[CyberDyneSystems]

Oh wait, I seem to have forgotten the title of the thread..
sorry,. and ta.

[SuzyView]

"They told me you were intelligent!" Harry Potter Book Five

[-MasterChief-]

*looks around* CDS is gone? yipeeeeeee! ... back to my popcorn! :D

[gjl711]

So Jon, as fearless leader of the revolution, lead away. I promise to be behind you the whole time holding your dead body as it continues to take arrows. ;)

[MDJAK]

Finally, pure genius, Jon the Youngster. I've been around these here parts for a while and have been dying to bash them there Mo Der Ate Ors.

Here goes.

CDS, your momma wears combat boots.

Belmondo, you couldn't keep a tripod more than a week without losing it if it were tied to your specially ordered Malone Manties.

BallenPhoto, your flash bulb in your avatar need changin, just like Malone's diapers.

Pekka, you be the man. (Hey, I ain't as stupid as I look)

MaureenSouza, I love that shot of Skip in the hospital bed. I continue to have recurring nightmares about him running over me with his motorcycle and pumping me full of lead while he's still pumped full of morphine.

Skip, I double dare ya to lock my thread wherein I'm selling off my entire clan to get my hands on the new !DsMKX.

And last but not least, MDJAK: You're the world's greatest MOD.

me

[saravrose]

so after CDS posts i'm valiantly trying to remember that he's going to be a nice guy... ( I sure hope... although there was comment about not bathing that made me nervous.. I'm trying to think of anything at all good to say... sadly enough it's like in elementary school where the kids called me shrimp and shorty and other not soo nice names and all I could think of was... "I gotta twin and she's gonna beat you up".. I'm completely lacking in the Yo mama type conversation.......... But, as soon as I think up something i'll post...

[Maureen Souza]

Finally, pure genius, Jon the Youngster. I've been around these here parts for a while and have been dying to bash them there Mo Der Ate Ors.

Here goes.

CDS, your momma wears combat boots.

Belmondo, you couldn't keep a tripod more than a week without losing it if it were tied to your specially ordered Malone Manties.

BallenPhoto, your flash bulb in your avatar need changin, just like Malone's diapers.

Pekka, you be the man. (Hey, I ain't as stupid as I look)

MaureenSouza, I love that shot of Skip in the hospital bed. I continue to have recurring nightmares about him running over me with his motorcycle and pumping me full of lead while he's still pumped full of morphine.

Skip, I double dare ya to lock my thread wherein I'm selling off my entire clan to get my hands on the new !DsMKX.

And last but not least, MDJAK: You're the world's greatest MOD.

me
Not bad for a start.....but still gravely disappointing.

C'mon, who can do better than that?!?;)

[canuck_newbie]

Not bad for a start.....but still gravely disappointing.

C'mon, who can do better than that?!?;)


How bout
"All the mods shoot Nikon!" :mrgreen:

[saravrose]

How bout
"All the mods shoot Nikon!" :mrgreen:

nah... that's just mean... Maybe suggest that they all shoot in the green box and let's Walmart do their processing... :cool: :cool:

sari

[lostdoggy]

Ok, Mod's Can't Shoot worth a Crap even with all there L lenses. They might as well be using NIKONs.

[Maureen Souza]

nah... that's just mean... Maybe suggest that they all shoot in the green box and let's Walmart do their processing... :cool: :cool:

sari
Hmmmmmm....Sari's getting vicious....... but I like it;)

[lostdoggy]

Wataminute here is this a protected thread???

I don't wanna be ban for bashing the MODs. I hear they are MEANIES!!!

[saravrose]

Hmmmmmm....Sari's getting vicious....... but I like it;)

hehe.. it took me way too long to come up with that... and it's not even that great.... :rolleyes: :confused: .. It's really sad I can never do the verbal sparring thing... You know when somebody says something really rude but creative at the same time and all you want to do is just be able to say something back equally rude/creative/imaginative but all you do is stutter and then you're kind of mad at the person for being icky but more mad at yourself for not being able to be icky back...................... that's my life story. I disappoint myself everytime.

sari

[canuck_newbie]

Hmmmmmm....Sari's getting vicious....... but I like it;)

Ms. Moderator likes it vicious??


Kinky......:lol:

[lostdoggy]

Wait a minute here "NO MODERATORS ALLOW" thats what the post saids!!!

[PhotoJourno]

I know one thing. Every moderator in these forums deserves a hell of a lot better than this thread. The Idea is genious, but the execution has been tarnished by immaturity, the lack of ability for posting the right comment at the right place (Trust me, I have written the manual on dumb posts, ask anyone).

OP, In my opinion, the only way to get something like this done is via Poll, listing all Mods from the Forums. It counts for you, it prevents from double voting, and what is better, it gives you the numbers without having to read four pages of mostly (notice the use of the word 'mostly') useless rant.

When this is too much for me, we're probably setting a new low (I once created a post to buy a small village, so my tolerance for 'off topic' is huge).

"And that's all I have to say 'bout that".

[Karl C]

This of course is brutal,. it gets an 8 just based on the choice of POTN member I am apperently sleeping with...

Ouch!

Too bad you don't have better tastes than sleeping with the she-girl Androgyny23, er, August23.

Not to mention, apparently you like them young too...



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Maureen Souza]

While all you creative geniuses out there are getting your juices flowing, I am off for the night.


'Good night and good luck';););)

[Moppie]

Are we allowed to make references to elderberry's?................

*nervous look around the thread*

[tommykjensen]

Wait a minute here "NO MODERATORS ALLOW" thats what the post saids!!!

And you think thats going to keep us away :lol: Keep on dreaming :lol:

[TheGreatOg]

Alright here's one. Tommy Jensen, you're avatar looks like a big pussy!

[fi20100]

Alright here's one. Tommy Jensen, you're avatar looks like a big pussy!


I think it looks more like a big cat :)

[condyk]

C'mon, who can do better than that?!?;)

Oh yeah, I can do better. I just don't care enough to bother :p

[Lightstream]

I notice the only one who has pegged Belmondo is MDJAK. Maybe the rest are all too busy waiting for his 600/4 ISL inheritance :p

I should win something. I am the only one who has ever lit up the INSIDES of a mod. Even if it had to be harsh on the feathers :p

http://lc-images.smugmug.com/photos/139755437-L.jpg

[SuzyView]

Okay, let me get this. We are supposed to be clever and make fun of the moderators?

You mean like, "Moderators here are so dumb, they think that a tripod are three ipods stuck together?"

[Jon, The Elder]

In that I'm a marked Man already, MarioG has some merit in his suggestion of a poll.

We are secretly putting together a list of Mods an Mrs. Mods (hows that Maureen) and we will have a timed poll for you all soon.

In the meantime, keep posting THEIR deepest, darkest, nafarious deeds.

I have no idea how they managed to invade this thread but we have obviously touched a nerve here. I'm still working on the security to keep them out of this thread. Stay tuned.

[SuzyView]

Well, in that case . . . .

I did spot Jon going into Ritz Camera the other day. After he came out, I asked the clerk inside what he was asking for. The clerk said,

"Oh, the guy asked me which lens was better, the Canon 24-70 or the Canon 24-105? Completely clueless."

:)

[gjl711]

Who let the MODS in. Isn't this a MOD free zone? How is one support to plan the overthrow of the MODS when they keep sneaking in. It’s kind of like going on prom with amorous intent and moms in the back seat.
How bout
"All the mods shoot Nikon!" :mrgreen:
Oh that’s just low... real low...

nah... that's just mean... Maybe suggest that they all shoot in the green box and let's Walmart do their processing... :cool: :cool:

sari

Wait a minute here "NO MODERATORS ALLOW" thats what the post saids!!!
That's what I though. So it's time to be sneeky. Lets use code..
DOMS rea orveebaignr wopre yhrung odod-daesh..

Tee...hee...

[Jon, The Elder]

Great Suzy....spoken like a true conspirator.
With more staunch supporters like you will shall surely overcome. (I know....don't call you surely, it's Suzy.)

If this poll works, the loser will get a free trip to PekaLand for retraining.

[Maureen Souza]

In that I'm a marked Man already, MarioG has some merit in his suggestion of a poll.

We are secretly putting together a list of Mods an Mrs. Mods (hows that Maureen) and we will have a timed poll for you all soon.

In the meantime, keep posting THEIR deepest, darkest, nafarious deeds.

I have no idea how they managed to invade this thread but we have obviously touched a nerve here. I'm still working on the security to keep them out of this thread. Stay tuned.
I can hardly wait (tongue in cheek);)

[cdifoto]

How about this one:

Pekka needs an MP-E 65.

[belmondo]

If my dog was as ugly as a moderator, I'd shave his rear end and make him walk backwards.

[gjl711]

Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine mod; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.

[cylentka]

If my dog was as ugly as a moderator, I'd shave his rear end and make him walk backwards.

That's giving me a very strange visual. :confused:

[sblais]

How about this one:

Pekka needs an MP-E 65.

How do you know? Oh yeah, you shoot porno! :lol: Was that a scene with your favorite actor August?

[cdifoto]

If my dog was as ugly as a moderator, I'd shave his rear end and make him walk backwards.

That explains your avatar...

[cdifoto]

How do you know? Oh yeah, you shoot porno! :lol: Was that a scene with your favorite actor August?

Nah. Pekka's been demoted to wet-nap boy. He's not featured in any productions anymore due to the lack of "pop."

[sblais]

That explains your avatar...

Yes, Belmondo's avatar depicts the rear end of a dog... Yeah, it's almost inappropriate but I found it funny the first time I saw it. But I fail to see your point... ???

[belmondo]

Yes, Belmondo's avatar depicts the rear end of a dog... Yeah, it's almost inappropriate but I found it funny the first time I saw it. But I fail to see your point... ???But do you know what breed of dog?

[TheGreatOg]

But do you know what breed of dog?

Schnauzer?

[belmondo]

Schnauzer?Perfect. ;)

[sblais]

I was thinking more like a Chinese Crested Hairless (http://samugliestdog.com/Sam%20RIP.jpg)

[Jon, The Elder]

The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.

I just got this on screen (3:05 EST). They are fighting back in very nasty ways.

Speaking of Maureen....there is a rumor that the cute kid in her Avatar was acquired from "Hertz-rent-a-kid" as her own didn't want to be associated with a known Mod.

[Maureen Souza]

I just got this on screen (3:05 EST). They are fighting back in very nasty ways.

Speaking of Maureen....there is a rumor that the cute kid in her Avatar was acquired from "Hertz-rent-a-kid" as her own didn't want to be associated with a known Mod.
:p :p :p :p :p :p

[Jon, The Elder]

Can anyone identify this Mod? He was just hanging around, finally flipped me the bird, and took off through the trees.

http://www.pbase.com/jpferguson/image/79388855

[sblais]

??? Gosh, it's hard to tell, they all look so much alike!

Sorry if I can't be of any help there!

[gjl711]

Can anyone identify this Mod? He was just hanging around, finally flipped me the bird, and took off through the trees.

http://www.pbase.com/jpferguson/image/79388855 No, but I found a pic of one tryinh to bad someone using a mobile.
"Mod link." (http://forums.vugames.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/9-10643-110969-3568/funny%20fart.jpg)

[TheGreatOg]

Can anyone identify this Mod? He was just hanging around, finally flipped me the bird, and took off through the trees.

http://www.pbase.com/jpferguson/image/79388855

Skip Souza?

[belmondo]

Skip Souza?Nope. Skip wouldn't flip you the bird. It's probably Maureen.

[TheGreatOg]

Nope. Skip wouldn't flip you the bird. It's probably Maureen.

So Belmundo, while I've got you here alone, let me ask you a question. Who's the title fairy? I've got a trustworthy face. You can tell me. I promise, I won't tell anyone. *puppy dog eyes and huge smile* Please, big guy? Daddy? Sweet Papa? Who loves ya? ;)

[belmondo]

So Belmundo, while I've got you here alone, let me ask you a question. Who's the title fairy? I've got a trustworthy face. You can tell me. I promise, I won't tell anyone. *puppy dog eyes and huge smile* Please, big guy? Daddy? Sweet Papa? Who loves ya? ;)This has been asked and answered many times, so I won't cover old ground again..

I will give you a small hint:

Only Pekka and CyberDyneSystems are able to change titles. That should eliminate a lot of the possibilities.:lol:

[TheGreatOg]

This has been asked and answered many times, so I won't cover old ground again..

I will give you a small hint:

Only Pekka and CyberDyneSystems are able to change titles. That should eliminate a lot of the possibilities.:lol:

Thanks for your patience with a relative new-comer to the boards. And thanks for the hint! ;)

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

But do you know what breed of dog?

Seeing Eye Dog?:)

[Maureen Souza]

Nope. Skip wouldn't flip you the bird. It's probably Maureen.
Aha! Trying to garnish votes at my expense, I see;) ;)

[belmondo]

Aha! Trying to garnish votes at my expense, I see;) ;)No way!!

I actually didn't know about the other thread when I posted this.

Besides, I voted for Ian. :lol:

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

Aha! Trying to garnish votes at my expense, I see;) ;)

No way!!

I actually didn't know about the other thread when I posted this.

Besides, I voted for Ian. :lol:

See, we don't need to pick on the Mods, they do a good job on they're own :lol:

We get to sit back and watch !

[Maureen Souza]

No way!!

I actually didn't know about the other thread when I posted this.

Besides, I voted for Ian. :lol:
I hope you know I was only giving you a bad time....... It is in my nature to do so, you know;) Besides, you bring it out in me:D

[belmondo]

I hope you know I was only giving you a bad time....... It is in my nature to do so, you know;) Besides, you bring it out in me:DIf I could change my vote to you, I'd do it. I don't really think Ian is likely to appreciate it anyway.

[SuzyView]

Maureen may be the nicest and cutest Mod, but secretly, she is the one hiding behind the bushes when the UPS man drops your BH package off at your front door. All those threads about stuff not being there when you get home, it's her fault. Don't let her sweet disposition fool you. That's how she got her 85 1.2.;)

[Maureen Souza]

Maureen may be the nicest and cutest Mod, but secretly, she is the one hiding behind the bushes when the UPS man drops your BH package off at your front door. All those threads about stuff not being there when you get home, it's her fault. Don't let her sweet disposition fool you. That's how she got her 85 1.2.;)
Hey!!!!! Watch it, Suzie Q;) :p :p

[Maureen Souza]

See, we don't need to pick on the Mods, they do a good job on they're own :lol:

We get to sit back and watch !
http://photo.klein-jensen.dk/smilies/0382.gif

[sblais]

And now we have a cat fight! Talk about entertainment!! :D

[PacAce]

OK, I heard there's a rebellion going on here so I brought the SWAT team in. So watch yourselves, people. http://www.comicguide.net/images/smilies/peitsche.gif

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/14/14_6_18.gif http://smiles2k.net/smiles/big_smiles/super_smilies088.gif http://www.comicguide.net/images/smilies/schleuder.gif

[Jon, The Elder]

I notice those pesky 'emoticons' are getting very aggressive too.
I still can't find the 'security leak' that lets the Mods keep slipping in here. Its hard to do any plotting........

[Jon, The Elder]

Wow.....
Poll: POTN Moderator of the Month - Cast your Vote

Check out the new thread. Sounds like someone is trying to be NICE to the Mods.

[PacAce]

Wow.....
Poll: POTN Moderator of the Month - Cast your Vote

Check out the new thread. Sounds like someone is trying to be NICE to the Mods.

Looks like your plans are backfiring. AAMOF, I think your group has been infiltrated by a double-agent spy or two. :cool:

Oops! :shock: I guess I should have kept quiet about a spy. :o

[Jon, The Elder]

Part of my overall plan....divert them to a seemingly worthwhile venture. Mike G and I are getting close to setting up the "Mod Wall" using leftovers from the US/Mexican Border.

[PacAce]

Ummm, I think you're lost. The closest border to you is the US/Canadian border and we've got mods on both sides of that border. :lol:

[TheGreatOg]

Here's a plan B, C or D - whichever we're on. Let's rename this thread "Moderators, Hey! Look Over Here! Free Cheese!" That way they'll be distracted talking smack about themselves in this thread while you and Mr. G(?) come up with a more secure location. I'll run interference.

Hey King Schnauzer (aka Belmondo), you're momma's got liver lips and your daddy wears immitation crocodile shoes. And neither can dance!

PacAce - knock knock... ;)

[PhotosGuy]

The gods, I mean mods took a vote, & as the first part of our applause for his creativity, Jon has been awarded a new avatar, which should keep him busy for several days as he tries to figure out how to change it.

Now let's all meditate on Karma... ;)

[PacAce]

Here's a plan B, C or D - whichever we're on. Let's rename this thread "Moderators, Hey! Look Over Here! Free Cheese!" That way they'll be distracted talking smack about themselves in this thread while you and Mr. G(?) come up with a more secure location. I'll run interference.

Hey King Schnauzer (aka Belmondo), you're momma's got liver lips and your daddy wears immitation crocodile shoes. And neither can dance!

PacAce - knock knock... ;)
Who's there? (That's with the inflection on the "there" instead of on the "Who's" where it would normally occur. :cool: )

[belmondo]

Hey King Schnauzer (aka Belmondo), you're momma's got liver lips and your daddy wears immitation crocodile shoes. And neither can dance!


Ha! You know not of what you speak.


I'm an orphan.

[canuck_newbie]

I'm an orphan.

nobody wanted you, even back then eh? :lol:

[belmondo]

nobody wanted you, even back then eh? :lol:They sent me to summer camp and moved while I was gone.

Sorta' like Joe Dirt.

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

Ha! You know not of what you speak.

I'm an orphan.

nobody wanted you, even back then eh? :lol:

They sent me to summer camp and moved while I was gone.

Not hard to see why :lol: Judging by the baby picture in your avatar:

Thicker moustache than your mother and judging by the schnash, probably more well h**g than your dad. :lol: :lol:

Never pays to be better than your parents. At least until you can afford to support them.

[canuck_newbie]

Can't let this thread fall too far down the list.

Must'nt let the Mods off that easily!