Poll-Who thinks mjgravina should be banned from the forums due to 'medical reasons' ?

[LucyRoberts]

I had to do it.

:lol:

[aussieskier]

Of course he does... Don't we all :rolleyes:

[Woolburr]

Thanks for the confirmation Jake!

[LucyRoberts]

Thanks for responding guys, I was worried I had made a poll, killed a thread and garnered a title all in one fell swoop. :lol:

[timbernet]

Thanks for responding guys, I was worried I had made a poll, killed a thread and garnered a title all in one fell swoop. :lol:

Wow - very early in your posting career for a title ;-)

[LucyRoberts]

Wow - very early in your posting career for a title ;-)
Well you know, make an impression early... :D

[Permagrin]

LOL...Lucy, funny thread!

[webcrawlur]

Wow - very early in your posting career for a title ;-)
No sh*t, I don't even have one...:rolleyes:


way to go, Lucy...;)

[LucyRoberts]

LOL...Lucy, funny thread!

Thanks, but really I couldn't have pulled it off without Mario.

No sh*t, I don't even have one...:rolleyes:


way to go, Lucy...;)

Cool I got a title, but now I have to look at his name everytime I make a post. 2 sides to every coin. :lol:

[condyk]

Thanks, but really I couldn't have pulled it off without Mario.


In the Uk many people are now laughing ... good poll tho'.

[Grace]

I love his exercise pics :) Everybody put on your Monday panties- It's a brand new week :)

[MDJAK]

I demand to know what I'm missing.

[cylentka]

I demand to know what I'm missing.

Oh, that is so tempting, lol! :lol: :lol: :D

[Grace]

I demand to know what I'm missing.

for a small fee I'll tell you everything I know ;)

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

I demand to know what I'm missing.

Is there a restriction on post size? Is there enough bandwidth to cover this request?

:rolleyes:

[Guineh]

I'm still trying to figure out what mjgravina did to Lucy that was ban-worthy...

At this time I can't have an opinion until I see all of the evidence laid out in front of me. Then, and only then can I make a partially informed opinion.

[LucyRoberts]

I'm still trying to figure out what mjgravina did to Lucy that was ban-worthy...

At this time I can't have an opinion until I see all of the evidence laid out in front of me. Then, and only then can I make a partially informed opinion.
He did nothing. I was just assisting him in his quest for a poll worthy poll.
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showpost.php?p=3355764&postcount=12

[Bill Roberts]

Nice one Lucy!

[Mark_Cohran]

Banning is a bit too harsh, he does, after all, need help and a sympathetic ear. If we ban him, who will listen (and respond) to his inane (or is it insane?) ramblings? :) :) Maybe we should just all chip in for some therapy.

Mark

[LucyRoberts]

Banning is a bit too harsh, he does, after all, need help and a sympathetic ear. If we ban him, who will listen (and respond) to his inane (or is it insane?) ramblings? :) :) Maybe we should just all chip in for some therapy.

Mark
Therapy? He wants therapy? Hmm... I'll gladly assist him for the low rate of one L lens per hour. :D

[Mark_Cohran]

Therapy? He wants therapy? Hmm... I'll gladly assist him for the low rate of one L lens per hour. :D

Oh, I don't know if he wants it. :) The question, Lucy, is does he need it? Maybe you can start a new poll with that question. :) :) Actually, I enjoy his posts and comments.

Mark

[LucyRoberts]

Oh, I don't know if he wants it. :) The question, Lucy, is does he need it? Maybe you can start a new poll with that question. :) :) Actually, I enjoy his posts and comments.

Mark
Haha.. nah I've picked on Mario enough. I actually like him and his posts too. He cracks me up. :D

[Guineh]

After careful consideration, I chose the only logical conclusion. All of the above.

[LucyRoberts]

After careful consideration, I chose the only logical conclusion. All of the above.
Grrr.... I KNEW I forgot an option!

[MDJAK]

Oh, that is so tempting, lol! :lol: :lol: :D

for a small fee I'll tell you everything I know ;)

Is there a restriction on post size? Is there enough bandwidth to cover this request?

:rolleyes:

Hardy-har-har.

me :D

[Pete W]

Monday's were dirty so I got Tuesday's on :)


Dunno what she is wearing ;):)

[Curtis N]

Everybody put on your Monday panties- It's a brand new week :)I just need to know which day of the week your "cute" (http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=316513) undies are assigned to, so I can go into fantasy overdrive.

Personally I have my Thursday shorts on, which might be why I'm so confused today.

[Grace]

I just need to know which day of the week your "cute" (http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=316513) undies are assigned to, so I can go into fantasy overdrive.

Personally I have my Thursday shorts on, which might be why I'm so confused today.


two words curtis : you suck!


:)

[Jon, The Elder]

I put all mine on at one time and remove a pair each day. When I'm naked, I collect them and and start all over agin.

[Curtis N]

I put all mine on at one time and remove a pair each day. When I'm naked, I collect them and and start all over agin.But that's so inefficient, man. If you just wear them one at a time, you can turn them inside out and get two days out of each pair.

[condyk]

But that's so inefficient, man. If you just wear them one at a time, you can turn them inside out and get two days out of each pair.

Good idea, but mine is better ... I sell the old ones on ebay and just buy new :-)

[Jim7226]

Good idea, but mine is better ... I sell the old ones on ebay and just buy new :-)

Aha, this listing (http://cgi.ebay.com/Pink-ruffled-lacy-SQUARE-DANCE-bloomers-pettipants-L-XL_W0QQitemZ130122433954QQihZ003QQcategoryZ63854QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) is starting to make lots of sense now. ;) I was wondering who would part with these gems and for what reason.

[Grimm75]

Wow - very early in your posting career for a title ;-)

That's not all that early... :p

[PhotoJourno]

I am honored.

[Puss in Boots Eyes] " (long stare) joud you do dis to mee ?"...

I never had a three page thread.

Paris is so jealous right now, she just messaged me, and said she will try and snort some jell-o, just like I taught her.

Thanks y'all :)

[PhotoJourno]

And Lucy:

NO!.. I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU !!!...

;)

[Jon, The Elder]

Can I swap them front-to-back and get an extra day or two?

I think I had my mjgravina removed soon after birth, I remember it hurt to pee for a week.

[PhotoJourno]

I am just glad this did not earn me another title. :)

Jon, Swap away !!...

[Jon, The Elder]

Poor Lucy....if she only knew what price she's gonna pay.

[LucyRoberts]

I am honored.

[Puss in Boots Eyes] " (long stare) joud you do dis to mee ?"...

I never had a three page thread.

Paris is so jealous right now, she just messaged me, and said she will try and snort some jell-o, just like I taught her.

Thanks y'all :)
No. " ju deed dis to jurself!"

[LucyRoberts]

And Lucy:

NO!.. I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU !!!...

;)
But, but.. oh well, I forgot you only dig dirty rehab chicks. :rolleyes:

:p

[LucyRoberts]

Poor Lucy....if she only knew what price she's gonna pay.
What price????????

[PhotoJourno]

What price????????

That would be your new title. :)
I should be Ricky Ricardo... eeeeehh, eeeeeehh, eeeeeeehh.

All I did was comply with a request that I perform a photographic essay with the suggested music for my new exercise program (returning to exercise after I was benched for some blood pump issues - El Hearto, for those who speak Spanish).

www.gravina-productions.net/alterego.htm (http://www.gravina-productions.net/alterego.htm)

There you have it.

The Los Angeles Times said " It is the honest work of a true artist, who bares his soul to the beat of purple, and is not afraid to be mocked. For mockery, he says, is a form of flattery." . Came out in yesterday's edition, under Socials. Look it out.

The New Yorker said, "A tear jerker, the little bald man that could".

It's all good. I am a Kevin James clone without the looks nor sense of humor. Other than that, I am the Harry Potter of Photography (though some people call me maurice)...:)

[LucyRoberts]

www.gravina-productions.net/alterego.htm (http://www.gravina-productions.net/alterego.htm)

There you have it.

Other than that, I am the Harry Potter of Photography (though some people call me maurice)...:)


OK, I just pissed all in my Monday panties from laughing so hard.. Now what do I do? I suppose I could go commando til midnight. Or I wonder if Kathy would let me borrow "something cute".

And then onto the Harry Potter comment. What you're saying is you stand around with a camera, looking all cool like you know what you're doing and then you choke up and your best buds have to come and actually take the picture, right?

[Grace]

I am a Kevin James clone without the looks nor sense of humor...:)

Nor the hair plugs ;) I still think those are about the best self portaits posted ;)

I'm a fan!

[canuck_newbie]

www.gravina-productions.net/alterego.htm (http://www.gravina-productions.net/alterego.htm)



wow - just wow........not sure I can say anymore than that

[PhotoJourno]

OK, I just pissed all in my Monday panties from laughing so hard.. Now what do I do? I suppose I could go commando til midnight. Or I wonder if Kathy would let me borrow "something cute".

Now you just go get the Paper, and put it on the floor, in front of the computer area. :) As for something cute, it is probably copyrighted, I would venture to guess.

And then onto the Harry Potter comment. What you're saying is you stand around with a camera, looking all cool like you know what you're doing and then you choke up and your best buds have to come and actually take the picture, right?

Maybe I used a bad example. Imagine me as a 220 Lb Batman, without any super powers, that likes to run around the city in helping other people out. Sure, I take a photo here, and shoot some video there.

But that is it. I am the guy from Fargo but without the anger and crazy thoughts.

I am Country, and also Rock and Roll !.

I am Jeff Gordon, but everyone loves me. :)

[Athena]

www.gravina-productions.net/alterego.htm (http://www.gravina-productions.net/alterego.htm)


OK, I just pissed all in my Monday panties from laughing so hard.. Now what do I do? I

OMGosh - that is the best laugh I've had over morning coffee in a LONG time! :lol: :lol: Now I need my spare Tuesdays (you gotta have spares Lucy). :lol:

[PhotoJourno]

OMGosh - that is the best laugh I've had over morning coffee in a LONG time! :lol: :lol: Now I need my spare Tuesdays (you gotta have spares Lucy). :lol:


I've read Kathy, Lucy, and Athena in one single thread.
I can now hang myself with some old Canon strap, and die happy.
Thank you ladies. You bring the talent and charm to the forums.
We -me and my alter egos- hopefully do not do enough to ruin that.

:)

[PhotoJourno]

Gotta go have dinner with some people I do not like, will check back POTN in a couple hours. Stay safe, and beware of monkeys with guns !!!...

[JCR]

They say genius is ridiculed, but then so are nutters ;) Don't listen to em!
Say the word mj and ill make them all dissapear, concrete hotshoes for all.

[LucyRoberts]

I've read Kathy, Lucy, and Athena in one single

:)

How cute, we're like Gravinas Angels instead of Charlies. ;)

[PhotoJourno]

...[Mario -or MJ to most colleagues- sits and reflects for a moment in this thread, and the entire forum that surrounds it. He realizes that the ever so minute comments of technical advice, or mindless humor, may have made a slight difference in another person's life.

Not a huge difference, he thought. But hopefully a very small one, the type of small events that fill our days, and cause us to end up staring at a wall, or a tree, or a screen, smiling. Perhaps, he said to himself, his departure from serious photography had not been in vain.

Valuable lessons were learned. He decided to retire for the day, aware that while some will still think nothing of him, or ignore his being there, others -maybe a few- will often wonder who Mario is, and where he is at... After all, that is the only sure way to prove one's existance.. ]

[PhotoJourno]

How cute, we're like Gravinas Angels instead of Charlies. ;)


Love the thought, thanks

[Incoming Radio Voice] "Angels, you have done it again. I am grateful my wife is a terrible shot, or I could have gotten terribly hurt.." ;)

[saravrose]

i'm soo sorry I haven't been to this thread... it's already wednesday panty time.. which means as usual I was late to the party... maybe I should swap them for thursday's and be early..

sari

[thomascanty]

Wednesday? What part of the world do you live in, again?

[Athena]

heck, I'm on the OTHER side and it's not even Wednesday here yet! :lol:

[sblais]

Sari said it's Wednesday panty time... meaning that Tuesday panties are not wearable anymore! ;)

Oh, and funny thread Mario... I read all your comments with the voice of Mario in my head, which made it even funnier... Mario from the Super Mario Bros :) You have quite the charming Italian accent!

[Guineh]

Oh, that's fun.

[condyk]

Top work Mario and Lucy ... rare we see art at POTN but we got it here babies :-)

Respek y'all.

[LucyRoberts]

...[Mario -or MJ to most colleagues- sits and reflects for a moment in this thread, and the entire forum that surrounds it. He realizes that the ever so minute comments of technical advice, or mindless humor, may have made a slight difference in another person's life.

Not a huge difference, he thought. But hopefully a very small one, the type of small events that fill our days, and cause us to end up staring at a wall, or a tree, or a screen, smiling. Perhaps, he said to himself, his departure from serious photography had not been in vain.

Valuable lessons were learned. He decided to retire for the day, aware that while some will still think nothing of him, or ignore his being there, others -maybe a few- will often wonder who Mario is, and where he is at... After all, that is the only sure way to prove one's existance.. ]
Haha... why am I picturing you as Doogie Howser when at the end of each episode he would sit back and reflect on his day.
http://videodetective.com/photos/872/003663_54.jpg

[Grace]

OMGGGGGGGGOSHHHH- Doogie Howser! That is just hilarious! AND wrong! :)

[PhotoJourno]

Haha... why am I picturing you as Doogie Howser when at the end of each episode he would sit back and reflect on his day.



Why? I am not sure. I was going for a "Wonder Years" feel to it, but when one is marked by crazy comments, it is virtually impossible to come across seriously. Or even introspectively funny...

And BTW, I am going to google Doogie Howser right now, I am not sure wether that was a compliment or an insult... ;)

[PhotoJourno]

Oh my crap!!... I stand by Kathy on this one. It is so funny and wrong at the same time.

I wish this was more like me, (or so I like to kid myself):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHsYEnJ7kFE

:)...

[Guineh]

Ohh, good grief. This thread has taken a dark, dark turn.

[thomascanty]

Ohh, good grief. This thread has taken a dark, dark turn.

They all do around here, lately...

[LucyRoberts]

Hehe, this thread started dark baby!

[LucyRoberts]

Oh my crap!!... I stand by Kathy on this one. It is so funny and wrong at the same time.

I wish this was more like me, (or so I like to kid myself):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHsYEnJ7kFE

:)...
OK, true story. Fred Savage was a putz. I met him while he was filming "The Wizard" in Cabazon (The place where the dinosaurs are off the highway). Kid was a little prima donna. I wanted to spit on him, even at a young age.

[Guineh]

OK, true story. Fred Savage was a putz. I met him while he was filming "The Wizard" in Cabazon (The place where the dinosaurs are off the highway). Kid was a little prima donna. I wanted to spit on him, even at a young age.

Aren't all child act(or|resse)s?

Heh, My ex had the pleasure of being in the same high school class as that kid from 3rd rock. He was a snot also, a teenaged snot, but a snot.

[sblais]

OK, true story. Fred Savage was a putz. I met him while he was filming "The Wizard" in Cabazon (The place where the dinosaurs are off the highway). Kid was a little prima donna. I wanted to spit on him, even at a young age.

Are you sure you don't mean prima gravina?

[LucyRoberts]

Are you sure you don't mean prima gravina?
LOL.. nope, I hated the kid so much I wouldn't ever compare someone as cool as Gravina to him.

[PhotoJourno]

Thank you. I did not know Savage was a putz.

I just liked the show, and often found myself thinking and reflecting like the Narrator from that show. So let me rephrase:

I wrote it thinking voice-over, as in the Narrator of the Wonder Years.

Anyhow, I think the conclusion is that I should not be banned, and perhaps I should stick with conservative clothing while exercising.

How is this thread taking a negative turn?... Senseless, arguably. But dark, I do not think so.

You should see my other thread about useless Polls, when a good friend posted a really funny joke about poles, but then everyone else that followed departed from that joke and turning it into something really uhm, interesting. Shame, because the original departure was hilarious.

[jamesdean007]

This thread rocked from the very beginning. Thanks Lucy.

[PhotoJourno]

Yeah, thanks Lucy. You rock. :)

[Lucy's hubby walks into the computer room, and wonders who the hell MJGravina is and why he is part of her title, so he uses his wit and googles the infamous photographer. Finding his address, he drives with one hand while loading magazines for his AK-47 with the other. Unawares and Unprepareds, MJGravina is going about his day, a day, he thought, would be like any other day. A day for flower pictures, perhaps. But little did he know that the drive from Oklahoma was a long one, so hubby had plenty of time to load magazines...MJ's only hope relies with the Nevada State Troopers. Oh No !!!]

To be continued...

[LucyRoberts]

Yeah, thanks Lucy. You rock. :)

[Lucy's hubby walks into the computer room, and wonders who the hell MJGravina is and why he is part of her title, so he uses his wit and googles the infamous photographer. Finding his address, he drives with one hand while loading magazines for his AK-47 with the other. Unawares and Unprepareds, MJGravina is going about his day, a day, he thought, would be like any other day. A day for flower pictures, perhaps. But little did he know that the drive from Oklahoma was a long one, so hubby had plenty of time to load magazines...MJ's only hope relies with the Nevada State Troopers. Oh No !!!]

To be continued...

ROFLMDOTWPO!!!


(Rolling on floor laughing my days of the week panties off)


(Little does mjgravina know that Lucy does not allow guns in her house (which is why she caved on the motorcycle this morning),so her hubby will not be making an appearence at Marios house. He is too busy keeping up with all the girlies on his MySpace. There is however a chance that Lucy might be rolling up on said girlies with katanas strapped to her back prepared to do some ho pruning.)

[JCR]

I wish you lot would stop talking about panties, I have 4 kids already I can't afford any more.

[LucyRoberts]

I wish you lot would stop talking about panties, I have 4 kids already I can't afford any more.
And just think, I'm not quite to me required 500 posts to get into the Glamour and Nude forum yet!

[PhotoJourno]

And just think, I'm not quite to me required 500 posts to get into the Glamour and Nude forum yet!

" I thought you were my friend, and now I realized you are just using me to get to the Glamour and nude forum!! " :( :cry: :cry: :cry:

I am asking the Mods to grant you access due immediately, so that you stop playing with my feelings...

sigh...

PS: Does anyone know how to tie up a nooze?.. Tricky knots.
(May have to start a Poll about it).

[LucyRoberts]

" I thought you were my friend, and now I realized you are just using me to get to the Glamour and nude forum!! " :( :cry: :cry: :cry:

I am asking the Mods to grant you access due immediately, so that you stop playing with my feelings...

sigh...

PS: Does anyone know how to tie up a nooze?.. Tricky knots.
(May have to start a Poll about it).


No really Mario... I love you for your mind.

[Grace]

she just wants access to G&N to post on my pics :) he he

[PhotoJourno]

No worries, nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. My tie was too short, and I ended up with the ceiling lamp as a hat. That is going to leave a mark. :)

Part 2 [While mjgravina did not know what the future had in store for him, Lucy did realize there was some commotion over at the MySpace area, and with KathyP's help, they went Ninja-Chicks, using Katanas and the little star thingies that ninjas use -you know the ones I am talking about? they're really nice, shiny, and they fly- err.. and used hubby's motorcycle to perform some serious Hoe Pruning. Fearing the ever watchful arm (scratch that) EYE of the law, they promptly left the country, and hid with Athena, until things blew over...] To be continued...

[PhotoJourno]

she just wants access to G&N to post on my pics :) he he


I know, the nerve of some people... :)
You totally owned that G&N with those 'cute' pics.
Folks still go crazy about it. Mods never banned so many people for posting their sincere feelings.

[LucyRoberts]

No worries, nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. My tie was too short, and I ended up with the ceiling lamp as a hat. That is going to leave a mark. :)

Part 2 [While mjgravina did not know what the future had in store for him, Lucy did realize there was some commotion over at the MySpace area, and with KathyP's help, they went Ninja-Chicks, using Katanas and the little star thingies that ninjas use -you the ones I am talking about? they're really nice, shiny, and they fly- err.. and used hubby's motorcycle to perform some serious Hoe Pruning. Fearing the ever watchful arm (scratch that) EYE of the law, they promptly left the country, and hid with Athena, until things blew over...] To be continued...


Seriously Mario, you must continue with this story! We have an in with a pretty cool cop, he has to be able to help us somehow!

[LucyRoberts]

she just wants access to G&N to post on my pics :) he he
Oh come on K, we could get ahold of some of those cute lil POTN tank tops and have a portrait party!

[PhotoJourno]

I am not how the story will develop, but I have planned something like a Thelma and Louise end, something really emotional and action-ish. Stay tuned !!

[Grace]

I am not how the story will develop, but I have planned something like a Thelma and Louise end, something really emotional and action-ish. Stay tuned !!


I'm all over Thelma and Louise as long as we get the hot trucker! :)

[LucyRoberts]

I'm all over Thelma and Louise as long as we get the hot trucker! :)
You can have the hot trucker, I just want to blow sh*t up!

[PhotoJourno]

You can have the hot trucker, I just want to blow sh*t up!

I am not sure where you do Yoga, but I want to hire your Instructor !! :p

[LucyRoberts]

I am not sure where you do Yoga, but I want to hire your Instructor !! :p
LOL... who works out?

That's just me baby.

[PhotoJourno]

Lets see...

- A story that has it all, action, drama, car and moto chases, true love, jousting, sword fighting, ninjas, etc.
- A Hot Trucker (at request of Kathy),
- A chance to blow sh-t up,
- And a thelma & Louise ending.

Heck yeah, that sounds pretty good to me.

[PhotoJourno]

I'm all over Thelma and Louise as long as we get the hot trucker! :)

Ok, working on the trucker...

So far I have stopped six semi's, but a clean cut driver is hard to find. I am afraid that Reality Vs. Hollywood does present a bit of a contrast.

I am going to keep looking, though a trucker just looked at me funny, and while holding my hand called me a "sweet little man". Not sure I can stand a lot of that, though...

[LucyRoberts]

Lets see...

- A story that has it all, action, drama, car and moto chases, true love, jousting, sword fighting, ninjas, etc.
- A Hot Trucker (at request of Kathy),
- A chance to blow sh-t up,
- And a thelma & Louise ending.

Heck yeah, that sounds pretty good to me.

And POTN tank tops, ok?

[Grace]

well since your taking request....go ahead and make sure that truck driver is delivering goods for B&H - before the drop off!

[PhotoJourno]

well since your taking request....go ahead and make sure that truck driver is delivering goods for B&H - before the drop off!

This is why I am such a fan. You are so thoughtfull !!...

UPS, Of Course!!... I was stopping cross-country drivers, with 40-60 ton containers. (Sheez, some guys just don't get it, do we).

Please forgive me, this is my first trucker mission for a friend. So I am learning as I go.

Ok, UPS/FedEx/DHL. (Sorry, I am not volunteering my UPS guy, if I am ever waiting for a lens, and he calls me "dude, I am in Texas hanging out with Kathy, we're headed to Oklahoma in a few!" I would just throw a jealous fit, at the same time as another fit, which would be the one of not getting my package on time). ;)

[PhotoJourno]

And POTN tank tops, ok?

(For legal reasons I have got to let you know I am not a cop unless there is a badge with my name on it -actually it is a number, and it is based in seniority-, which will hopefully soon). :)

BTW though, does this tank top make me look fat?... Or is it the hat.

[LucyRoberts]

After recovering from laugh attack I just went through seeing you in a stretched out tank top with my name on it.........


I think it's the small whiteboard in the back.

[PhotoJourno]

Sorry, I can't afford my own. :oops:

But don't worry, I wash all clothes before returning them.;)

(Me and Britney never had an argument over it).

[dlpasco]

(For legal reasons I have got to let you know I am not a cop unless there is a badge with my name on it -actually it is a number, and it is based in seniority-, which will hopefully soon). :)

BTW though, does this tank top make me look fat?... Or is it the hat.

You need to post warnings when you do that!! My database just crashed for the third time and I was taking a reality break when I encountered this. And your whiteboard looks a lot like mine.

Back to work if I can quit laughing.

[PhotoJourno]

warning: fat man on tank top, be careful.

:)

[Bill Roberts]

Spot on! You'll go far in a modelling career too. But you need to do something about that tan line on your left wrist... just little details you know ;)

[PhotoJourno]

Spot on! You'll go far in a modelling career too. But you need to do something about that tan line on your left wrist... just little details you know ;)


good eye. You can also tell I have been wearing one constantly for over 25 years. There is almost no skin there.

[Jon]

(For legal reasons I have got to let you know I am not a cop unless there is a badge with my name on it -actually it is a number, and it is based in seniority-, which will hopefully soon). :)

BTW though, does this tank top make me look fat?... Or is it the hat.
Well, this post removed any lingering uncertainties I may have had in which option to vote for . . .

[PhotoJourno]

[crap!!] note to self. Never upset one of the moderators.

Errr, just having some fantabulous conversations, Jon, [Mario continues to sweat profusely, for a while he forgot this was, after all, the premier Canon forum in the World]... mh, sheez.

You're right, I know you have an eye on the thread, and I promise to restrain myself. You folks are like family to me. I have no defense, but can I ask for mercy in a very manly manner?

[Jon]

[crap!!] note to self. Never upset one of the moderators.

Errr, just having some fantabulous conversations, Jon, [Mario continues to sweat profusely, for a while he forgot this was, after all, the premier Canon forum in the World]... mh, sheez.

You're right, I know you have an eye on the thread, and I promise to restrain myself. You folks are like family to me. I have no defense, but can I ask for mercy in a very manly manner?I did NOT need that - the shock of you in the tank top was bad enough - but sweating profusely into one? The mind boggles.

[LucyRoberts]

Well, this post removed any lingering uncertainties I may have had in which option to vote for . . .
I think you may have 2 options now.

[dlpasco]

[crap!!]
You're right, I know you have an eye on the thread, and I promise to restrain myself. You folks are like family to me. I have no defense, but can I ask for mercy in a very manly manner?

You'll have to shed the tank top with the name 'Lucy' on it to achieve any manly credibility ;)

[LucyRoberts]

You'll have to shed the tank top with the name 'Lucy' on it to achieve any manly credibility ;)
Hey, if I have to wear his name, he has to wear mine. :lol:

[Mark_Cohran]

Hey, if I have to wear his name, he has to wear mine. :lol:

That sounds eminently fair to me. :)

[PhotoJourno]

You know, I am a lowly photog, work is slow this week, and I try communicating, and we get this good thing going..I start exercising, eating healthy. :)

But some people just can't accept that I am a guy very secure of myself, and I do not mind posing for my own photos, specially when there is such a shortage of models in my location, so I share my experiences and opinions in this forum, and I give, and keep on giving, and keep on giving...

EEEEEEXXXXXXXCCCCCCUCUUUUUUUUSSSEEE MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sorry, But I am angry!... There is someone's underpants on the part of the chair where I lay my head!.

I think I am having a breakdown. Must stop posting. Must stop..

[gjl711]

Mjgravina sounds too much like migrane. It gives me a headache just thinking about it.

[LucyRoberts]

You know, I am a lowly photog, work is slow this week, and I try communicating, and we get this good thing going..I start exercising, eating healthy. :)

But some people just can't accept that I am a guy very secure of myself, and I do not mind posing for my own photos, specially when there is such a shortage of models in my location, so I share my experiences and opinions in this forum, and I give, and keep on giving, and keep on giving...

EEEEEEXXXXXXXCCCCCCUCUUUUUUUUSSSEEE MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sorry, But I am angry!... There is someone's underpants on the part of the chair where I lay my head!.

I think I am having a breakdown. Must stop posting. Must stop..
:::gently stroking mjgravinas shiny head:::::

Shhhh.... calm down Mario. They are just jealous of you. They know you have everything in life that you want. Awesome Canon gear.... a great career... gravinas angels.... amazing fashion sense... a wonderful family that adores you 9nevermind that pesky restraining order.... there now... all better?

[PhotoJourno]

Well, I did have to run and pick up a schedule to take some photos of people eating hotdogs at the local bank. No folks, pro assignments do not often get better than that.

I think I am ok now. Serenity Now...

People often forget that inside this hunk of handsome meat there is plenty of sensibility, and humanity. But it's ok, all forgotten.

[Mario will probably continue with the already ongoing saga -if you've been following- in a few moments]

[dlpasco]

Mario - this reminds me of a famous quote by the immortal Norm of Cheers fame. Sammy asks him how it's going. Norm replies, "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone undies!"

It doesn't apply here (perhaps) but I was reminded ;)

[PhotoJourno]

[Everyone] "Norm!!.."

[gjl711]

... "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone undies!"... Hmm... I think I'm-a-gonna have some hot dogs on the grill for dinner. All this talk of eating dogs has made me hungry. :)

[Athena]

ROFLMAO! Last time I checked in here I was an angel and now I'm harboring fujitives! :lol:

And I want my tank top in red, with the logo on the back. ;)

[PhotoJourno]

ROFLMAO! Last time I checked in here I was an angel and now I'm harboring fujitives! :lol:

And I want my tank top in red, with the logo on the back. ;)

Logos and Red we can do, Hot Truckers are tough to find so far. ;)

[LucyRoberts]

Logos and Red we can do, Hot Truckers are tough to find so far. ;)
Leave it to Kathy to send you on the search for the Holy Grail. :D

[Athena]

I don't want a hot trucker, so that's one less you need find. :)

[LucyRoberts]

MY EYES MY EYES!!!

Just a warning, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT do a Google image search for "Hot Truckers".

[PhotoJourno]

[sighs] :)

This last week my reputation fell down to the floor. first the exercise, now the tanktops, and soon to follow, a hostage truck driver that meets Kathy Ps demands. I gotta go back to the street, I think I spotted a Coke truck... And whaddayaknow, it's red!..

[LucyRoberts]

I don't want a hot trucker, so that's one less you need find. :)
Yeah, I didn't either... now like a hot fireman or a hot pyrotechnics guy, that's a whole other thing. ;)

[PhotoJourno]

MY EYES MY EYE!!!

Just a warning, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT do a Google image search for "Hot Truckers".

Yeah, err.. some think I am funny, but I am definitely not silly (well, arguably).
No Googling since a long time ago.

I mean I can get us a cheap Elvis with some fake feathers, but the kid looks like he is 50, and can't even lipsing hearbreak hotel. Oh, and he says he's been sniffin' powdered sugar... ya.

:)

[gjl711]

MY EYES MY EYES!!!

Just a warning, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT do a Google image search for "Hot Truckers". Now why the heck did you say not to do it. Ya know that's going to cause everyone to do exactly that.
But I learned a new phrase. "Trucker-hat hot".;)

[LucyRoberts]

Now why the heck did you say not to do it. Ya know that's going to cause everyone to do exactly that.
But I learned a new phrase. "Trucker-hat hot".;)
Well duh, for that reason right there. If I have to be blinded by "Bear Truckers" someone has to share my misery. For shame.

[PhotoJourno]

Well duh, for that reason right there. If I have to be blinded by "Bear Truckers" someone has to share my misery. For shame.


Sorry, the line has got to be drawn somewhere. I don't do Bears. If you want me to go and kill myself looking for a trucker, well I loveya and I will do that, but a Bear, now that is a whole other animal.

I know a girl that worked at the San Diego Zoo. That is as far as I can go.

[gjl711]

Well duh, for that reason right there. If I have to be blinded by "Bear Truckers" someone has to share my misery. For shame.
Hmmm.. The Bare Truckers were a whole lot worse. Kind-a puts new meaning to big rigs.

[LucyRoberts]

Sorry, the line has got to be drawn somewhere. I don't do Bears. If you want me to go and kill myself looking for a trucker, well I loveya and I will do that, but a Bear, now that is a whole other animal.

I know a girl that worked at the San Diego Zoo. That is as far as I can go.
Hey I'm not the one wanting the trucker. It's cutesy-wutesy Kathy that has that cross country hauler fetish, not me! So that means you have to love me more. And you have to bring me a fireman.

[LucyRoberts]

Hmmm.. The Bare Truckers were a whole lot worse. Kind-a puts new meaning to big rigs.
EWWWWWWWWW!

[PhotoJourno]

Hey I'm not the one wanting the trucker. It's cutesy-wutesy Kathy that has that cross country hauler fetish, not me! So that means you have to love me more. And you have to bring me a fireman.

Sounds fair enough. The hose draggers (as many affectionately call them) are the good guys, always showing up to save the day. Ok, I am jealous of their job.

Actually, the following weekend (not this upcoming one), I have a 48Hr shift with the folks from Station 4. It will be fun. I will be photo-journaling, and getting some good grub.. I mean dieting as an exercising man like me should do. Yeah. Right.

And for Kathy, the quest for Mr. perfect Hot trucker of the story that ends like Thelma and Louise is still ongoing. As soon as I can keep my bottom on the computer desk for more than 60 secs at a time, I shall continue elaborating the saga. We left it with the Ho pruning, and a little did he know, which is bound to doom mjgravina sometime or another... or is it?..:cool:

[JCR]

Mj You are now officially my new hero. Never before in the field of human conflict has one man wore so much sh*t and still come out smelling of roses.

Dons his Mj rox T shirt and pink headband.

[Athena]

JCR - I have to ask it - been wanting to, but not knowing how or when.....

what is that wee creature in your avatar?!?! and what is it so ticked off about? ;)

[JCR]

It's a dubiously affectionate rodent, aka ships rat ;) But he's pretty harmless now, on account of being stuffed.

[Athena]

hmmm - ok. :) I guess I'd be sort of ticked off if I were dead, stuffed, and displayed on a big chunk of fake cheese too. :lol:

[Grace]

hey Ladies.....Lucy especially... Its all about teamwork..... Yes- I asked for the hot trucker..HAULING A LOAD OF B&H PRODUCTS- come on... Your sayin you couldn't fake a seduction and tie him up and steal his truck? I'm kinda let down, I expected more out of you ;)

[Athena]

Oh (smacks head and the light goes on). I thought he was for keeping. *shudder* :lol:

The contents of the truck however, I am totally into. ;)

[Grace]

Oh (smacks head and the light goes on). I thought he was for keeping. *shudder* :lol:

The contents of the truck however, I am totally into. ;)


Alrighty then! Way to come around Athena!

[sblais]

The contents of the truck however, I am totally into. ;)

Yes- I asked for the hot trucker..HAULING A LOAD OF B&H PRODUCTS- come on... Your sayin you couldn't fake a seduction and tie him up and steal his truck? I'm kinda let down, I expected more out of you ;)

Hey Ladies :)

I've been trying to help Mario finding that truck and that truck driver. After his failed attempts, I thought he could use a hand.

So after driving around North America for days and days, I finally found something that I hope will suit your fondest and kinkiest desires. Now before you go all thanking me for all the efforts it required to keep this driver in captivity, I must say that it was all pretty easy. All I had to do was to give him a few tank tops that he could rip to shreds. That kept him busy for days and now, he's getting quite a bit better at it!

So here we go: Behold, the TRUCK DRIVER!

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My apologies since this isn't a B&H truck... But I believe it's the next best thing!

[Guineh]

O...M....G.... :shock:

This thread has officially made me ill...

[LucyRoberts]

hey Ladies.....Lucy especially... Its all about teamwork..... Yes- I asked for the hot trucker..HAULING A LOAD OF B&H PRODUCTS- come on... Your sayin you couldn't fake a seduction and tie him up and steal his truck? I'm kinda let down, I expected more out of you ;)
Duh! I get it now! You'll have to forgive my perverted mind for thinking the worst of the situation. I should have known you had a better plan. Shame on me.

[LucyRoberts]

Hey Ladies :)

I've been trying to help Mario finding that truck and that truck driver. After his failed attempts, I thought he could use a hand.

So after driving around North America for days and days, I finally found something that I hope will suit your fondest and kinkiest desires. Now before you go all thanking me for all the efforts it required to keep this driver in captivity, I must say that it was all pretty easy. All I had to do was to give him a few tank tops that he could rip to shreds. That kept him busy for days and now, he's getting quite a bit better at it!

So here we go: Behold, the TRUCK DRIVER!

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My apologies since this isn't a B&H truck... But I believe it's the next best thing!




Poor Mario. :( ;)

[PhotoJourno]

WOWWW!!... To leave me speechless, that is a lot.

[PhotoJourno]

Oh well, I am over it. :)
Good Job with the PP. Taking Classes, are we?... ;)
(No bad feelings sebastien)

Started the Story thread: http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?p=3376536#post3376536

And I am going to keep posting there, I am afraid I will be banned for real if I do not find a way to keep within the photography realm. This place is home to me, and it would suck to be voted off.

Cheers, and PS: Athena, glad to hear you are on-board, and I am working on a plot that involves the actual contents of the truck, which seems to be BH Goods. :)

[sblais]

Oh well, I am over it. :)
Good Job with the PP. Taking Classes, are we?... ;)
(No bad feelings sebastien)

I hoped you wouldn't have any bad feelings, Mario! You didn't seem too much like the kind of person that would be insulted, so I said, heck, let's waste some time, get confused (or is it scared?) looks from my coworkers and angry looks from my boss, skip lunch and all breaks and do this!

So there it was... Never took any PS classes (otherwise, I would have probably been able to remove your watch tan, which on the other hand really make your eyes look bigger, so it's probably better left on), unless you were insinuating that I would take my class time to do this PP?

[PhotoJourno]

No hard feelings at all. :) I can take it. But since I was in character, I had to pretend to be offended. I appreciate the thong, I actually never owned that color. I think I look pretty good in it.

And I may just go for the trucking business, once I get kicked out of society.

Just checked out your website. I like it. I love all about weddings (Secretly), but I can't get myself to shoot these things. Tomorrow I have a reception, and I have been anxious about it the whole week.

In 8 days, I have an assignment with firefighters, 48hs shift for photos and article. Nothing, not nervous at all. This may all be psychological.

[LucyRoberts]

WooHoo! Over 500 posts! Glamour and Nude, here I come!!!!

[JCR]

hmmm - ok. :) I guess I'd be sort of ticked off if I were dead, stuffed, and displayed on a big chunk of fake cheese too. :lol:


Bit like the squirrel with the nut in iceage :)

[JCR]

WooHoo! Over 500 posts! Glamour and Nude, here I come!!!!

utoh ;)

[Athena]

Bit like the squirrel with the nut in iceage :)

I love that squirrel! :D

Hey! Look at your new avi! It's us together from WAY back when... ;)

[thomascanty]

WooHoo! Over 500 posts! Glamour and Nude, here I come!!!!

Hmmm. Not quite yet. There's that "AND have been member at least 3 months" part of the rules you haven't met yet...

But, 500 posts in a month is pretty impressive! It took me at least a year to do that! Of course, there was no "General Chat" section back then. :lol:

[JCR]

Hey! Look at your new avi! It's us together from WAY back when... ;)

Well well, so it is, and still I learn from your wisdom ;)