Urban Cat metaphor C&C please :-)

[condyk]

http://www.davidconroy.com/zooeyurban.jpg
http://www.davidconroy.com/dyson1.jpg
http://www.davidconroy.com/dyson2.jpg

[Extirpate]

Hmm... i don't get it. Cat looks a little soft on the focus.

[condyk]

Cat looks a little soft on the focus.

And ... ?

[kevin_c]

Mmmm... where did the kitty go ??? :shock:

[condyk]

Kinda ... but not really!

[PetKal]

Atta boy, Connie, if the cat was not soft, then its disposal would have required a lawn mower not a vacum.
Good job, laddie.

[Pete]

Snigger.. I love that.

The final shot needs the collar in there though... Just to drive the point home.

Oh, and a bald cat, streaking into the distance...

[thomascanty]

Poor kitty!

I'll be right back. I have to go get my vacuum and torture a couple cats...

[condyk]

Good thoughts lads ... see any other subtle technique stuff there that adds value ;-)

[kevin_c]

Your Dyson could do with a clean Dave ;)

[chemicalbro]

Hmm... i don't get it. Cat looks a little soft on the focus.looks bokeh dokey to my eyes

[chemicalbro]

Good thoughts lads ... see any other subtle technique stuff there that adds value ;-) did the kitty scratch all the varnish off the floor?

[condyk]

Your Dyson could do with a clean Dave ;)

:lol: :lol: Yeah ... had it for nearly 5 years and never once cleaned it. I usually have a Char do that stuff but can't find one here. Too poncy in St Albans. Even the Chars have Jags!

looks bokeh dokey to my eyes

It is OOF but who cares ;-)

[chemicalbro]

It is OOF but who cares ;-) ah ken, but i just wanted to say bokeh dokey :)

[condyk]

ah ken, but i just wanted to say bokeh dokey :)

Aye lassie ... but I'da thought Bonky Donkey was more your thing :p

[runninmann]

There once was a cat, quite a nice one,
Who found itself trapped in a Dyson.
It started to squeal,
"Is this friggin' real"?
What a great day for the mice, son.

[cosworth]

My response is most likely too crude.

[chemicalbro]

more like sleepy sheepy

[saravrose]

what's a Char?.. and I don't think the cat is the issue.. Nope, I think it's the vaccuum... yep, my take is that it's too dirty to keep up with the cat.. who, by the way is always blameless.. I mean, if anybody has ever been around a cat you do know that they are at a level above the normal house pet..

sari

[chemicalbro]

a charlady..... cleaner.

[steved110]

I'm assuming that the contents of the Dyson pertain more to a ceremonial de-fluffing of the cat, rather than a navel lint-mining expedition on your part, Dave. If that is the sort of thing that comes off your cat regularly, then I imagine furballs are a problem for both of you, and would advise you to stop licking your cat, and to invest in some Hairball diet.

[Extirpate]

That hairball is truley disturbing. was that a mountain lion that hacked that bad boy up? oh and i finally got the joke. it's 4am... and i'm slow to start with.

[runninmann]

My response is most likely too crude.We all want that to be clean ;) !

[Reaperman]

:lol: :lol:
I want condyk to do the same trick but with a blender and a hamster.
Should be quite colourful. :lol:

Reaperman

[steved110]

:lol: :lol:
I want condyk to do the same trick but with a blender and a hamster.
Should be quite colourful. :lol:

Reaperman

You don't need a hamster, just stick your hand in....be sure to video it for YouTube, it'll be a smash!

[condyk]

There once was a cat, quite a nice one,
Who found itself trapped in a Dyson.
It started to squeal,
"Is this friggin' real"?
What a great day for the mice, son.

You've clearly found a new vocation Gottherunsman ... thank goodness for that, I couldn't stand your photography :p :p

... the cat.. who, by the way is always blameless.. I mean, if anybody has ever been around a cat you do know that they are at a level above the normal house pet..


No one is blaming him, as such. The Cat lives within an urban environment. He sheds fur. The two do not go together ... and there are two pussies here too :confused: So, something had to give.

If that is the sort of thing that comes off your cat regularly, then I imagine furballs are a problem for both of you, and would advise you to stop licking your cat, and to invest in some Hairball diet.

Thank you Doc Stevo ... your diagnostics seem sound. Does the hairball diet involve eating significant quantities of ice-lollies?

... oh and i finally got the joke. it's 4am... and i'm slow to start with.

Well son, this is a 100m sprint not a f**kin' marathon ;-)

You don't need a hamster, just stick your hand in....be sure to video it for YouTube, it'll be a smash!

Oh yeah ... no cruelty hoomer here. Remember, I iz speaking in metaphor. Look deep within for the message.

[marie]

http://www.davidconroy.com/dyson2.jpg

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ri(p)d

'rest in dyson'

( & yet another bit o fluff hits the dust )


:mrgreen:

[condyk]

Yes sweet Marie that is so correct. Dust to dust, a**hole to a**hole ... isn't that the way of nature: birds of a feather c*ap together ... all over yer best jacket too!

[runninmann]

[quote=condyk;3469924]You've clearly found a new vocation Gottherunsman ... thank goodness for that, I couldn't stand your photography :p :p

quote]That's no surprise. Neither can I. I keep coming around here hoping, beyond hope, that some of the aggregate talent will by some miraculous event of compositional, expositional, visual osmosis will somehow accrue to me and I shall be transformed from a no-talent, bad-eyed, technologically-challenged hack into...Condick? Oh, hell no!:)

[OriginalKevan]

Ho, boy, the cat looks like one of mine. I haven't seen her in a couple of days... You don't think?

Nah!

[steved110]

Thank you Doc Stevo ... your diagnostics seem sound. Does the hairball diet involve eating significant quantities of ice-lollies?

Sadly, no. It is simply a high-fiber Kitty Kibble, that tastes, well, like cat food.

[MDJAK]

I love it.

Poor, poor, pussy.

me

[BottomBracket]

Whimsical series Dave! Good thing you didn't have red paint handy at that time.

[condyk]

... by some miraculous event of compositional, expositional, visual osmosis will somehow accrue to me and I shall be transformed from a no-talent, bad-eyed, technologically-challenged hack ...

You need to stop hanging out with MC Jakie then you gotta chance ;-)

Ho, boy, the cat looks like one of mine. I haven't seen her in a couple of days... You don't think?


Definately nah man ... him a fella.

[Olli]

And that wasn't a new modern type of drum sander (urban cats need sand) (to grind your new parquet ... yes I first thought so, how foolish ...). It was a blender: "With Cat'O'Matic you make your neighbors happy!"

[runninmann]

You need to stop hanging out with MC Jakie then you gotta chance ;-)

.Nah. Even with his considerable gear list I'd be beyond hope! I know that, at least in photography, equipment does not make the man. Otherwise, my Amex would never stop smoking. Fortunately for me, my joy of photography is in no way related to the amount of talent I don't possess ;)

[TheGreatOg]

Poor Zooey, all sweet and innocent. Minding his own sweet furry pussy business when along comes the vac. Did you note the look of resignation in his eyes? He knew the end was coming. :( Dave, if I believed for a second that you know how to start the vacuum, let alone how to run it then I might have been concerned for the yittle fuzzy butt. As I'm sure you're completely unawares of the trappings of said machine, I'll simply laugh, smile and move on secure in the knowledge that your fuzzykins is happily napping somewhere, licking his little boy bits and chasing dust bunnies. Cute series though, I agree with the aforementioned. A collar in the dust trap in the last image would have made it more convincing. :)

[kevin_c]

I assume that no vacuum cleaners were harmed in the making of this post Dave? :shock:

[chemicalbro]

conduke youz ar a sad manz
the proof (http://www.lolcats.com/view/478/)

[condyk]

Haha ... that is very funny.