IRXXH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

[lensmen]

IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery The study of paintings

Bacteria Back door to cafeteria

Barium What doctors do when a patient dies

Benign What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan Searching for kitty

Cauterize Made eye contact with her

Colic A sheep dog

Coma A punctuation mark

Dilate To live long

Enema Not a friend

Fester Quicker than someone else

Impotent Distinguished, well known

Labour pain Getting hurt at work

Medical staff A Doctor’s cane

Morbid A higher offer

Nitrates Cheaper than day rates

Node I knew it

Outpatient A person who has fainted

Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative A letter carrier

Recovery room Place to do upholstery

Rectum Nearly killed him

Secretion Hiding something

Seizure Roman emperor

Tablet A small table

Terminal illness Getting sic at airport

Tumour One plus one more

Urine Opposite of you’re out

2 x Condoms To be sure, to be sure

[condyk]

Ah now, be sure be sure, that is some grand Oirishisms; but it be more what a Kerry-man might say.

[marie]

Ah now, be sure be sure, that is some grand Oirishisms;
but it be more what a Kerry-man might say.

or less I would thunk :mrgreen:

very funny 'cracks' Lensman
but I thunk they're all bin seen afore

and you forgot to put in the IS where yer X's are :shock:
the IS's are sooo soo important especially on this forum

you scared or somting lensman
:evil:

I've been to Sing yer porres and the chickens are running around headless
not like they are in the kitchens over here being served brekky clucking away happily
(with heads attached)

;)
thanks for the XXrated med. dictionary

(loved it)

[lensmen]

well since ya said that then I will correct the type error.

[lensmen]

I've been to Sing yer porres and the chickens are running around headless not like they are in the kitchens over here being served brekky clucking away happily
(with heads attached)

;)
thanks for the XXrated med. dictionary

(loved it)

Chicken running around headless ?

Never seen that before, you sure it is not one of the IRA "message to the masses".

Send ye kerry kegs over Jimmy boy....

Cheers

[marie]

well since ya said that then I will correct the type error.

no no please don't
please

was only joking


:shock:

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[lensmen]

a serious joke i suppose....since you reacted to this.,,,,

A headless chicken on someone's door step is a strong warning to this person.
(at least in our culture)....

cheers :-)

[marie]

a serious joke i suppose....since you reacted to this.,,,,

A headless chicken on someone's door step is a strong warning to this person.
(at least in our culture)....

cheers :-)
I am so very very very sorry
I didn't know that

I never ever saw a headless chicken running around
Singapore is really and truly delightful
and so clean. I never saw anywhere so clean
loved being there

and just to clarify
chickens don't have their breakfast with us at our tables

its always thought they are running around the kitchens over here
maybe in some places :eek:


but I love them where ever they wander

[lensmen]

Hi Marie

don't worry, i am glad to clear the air.

no offence taken here, seriously. :-)

[marie]

Hi Marie
don't worry, i am glad to clear the air.
no offence taken here, seriously. :-)

:cool:

ok, thanks