How about this for a camera bag?

[agentm]

I just read this on a website as a tip:

Anti-theft camera bag:
So you want to assure that no one steals your camera? Use a diaper bag instead of a high dollar camera bag. Most diaper bags are insulated and padded, and have plenty of compartments for your accessories and lenses.

I can imagine myself walking around with one of these!
:shock:

[Tom W]

If you're really intent on preventing theft, a couple of used diapers in the top of the bag will further discourage would-be thieves.

[aam1234]

where is that "finger closing nose" emoticon?

[charger990]

Awesome idea! Works a bit better for the female gender though!