"If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" game, for Photgraphers!

[Radtech1]

I just had an idea for what might be a fun game - along the lines of the "add a word" game.

Does anyone not know the children's book "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"? If not, LOOK HERE (http://www.funtrivia.com/en/subtopics/If-You-Give-A-Mouse-A-Cookie-65867.html). The book tells the story of the unintended consequences of giving a mouse a cookie. Then he'll want a glass of milk. Then he'll want a mirror, to see if he has a milk mustache. And so on. And so on.

So as I was looking at my latest $1,200 donation to Samys (a DRebel 400 and a Induro Tripod/Manfotto Head) it occurred to me that I am like that mouse - needing one thing after another - each need leading to a bigger need.

So I thought, what about a game.

I will start, and everyone add another line until... well... until we can finally take a picture. (Take a look at that link if you are not familiar with the book!)

So here goes:

If you want to take a picture...

[HarleyQuinn]

Haha.. cute game. Some of my favorite kids books of recent years.


If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera.....

[spyraling]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...

[HarleyQuinn]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod.

[aussieskier]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...

[Mom27andblessed]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay

[3Turner]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money

[HarleyQuinn]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
You can buy the one Belmondo left somewhere.
And when you buy the one that Balmonda left somewhere...

[Radtech1]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...

[3Turner]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....

[SHULTSIE!!!]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...

[spyraling]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...

[SHULTSIE!!!]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...

[3Turner]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....

[spyraling]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...

[Radtech1]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama (http://www.adorama.com/)

[SHULTSIE!!!]

Wait, is that it? No more? We end with Adorama? weak...:neutral:

[Radtech1]

Wait, is that it? No more? We end with Adorama? weak...:neutral:

Then add to it. What happens when a huge check is written to Adorama?

Rad

[Greg_C]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....

[BearSummer]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...

[NickSimcheck]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...

[SHULTSIE!!!]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,

[spyraling]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...

[Eagle]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "familly friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress;)), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........

[Greg_C]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....

[Kristy]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.

ps.. . I think we should make the latest post in color.. for some reason.:rolleyes:

[SHULTSIE!!!]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...

[SHULTSIE!!!]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,

[BillsBayou]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...

[crazyskillz07]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....

[Eagle]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...

[BillsBayou]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...
Walk because Ronald can't hold on to a brick like a Caddy without immediately selling it which is why...

[SHULTSIE!!!]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...
Walk because Ronald can't hold on to a brick like a Caddy without immediately selling it which is why...
You grab all your gear and start walking, now

[BillsBayou]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...
Walk because Ronald can't hold on to a brick like a Caddy without immediately selling it which is why...
You grab all your gear and start walking, now
You have to have the best shoes, but if you have the best shoes,

[SHULTSIE!!!]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...
Walk because Ronald can't hold on to a brick like a Caddy without immediately selling it which is why...
You grab all your gear and start walking, now
You have to have the best shoes, but if you have the best shoes,
You make the decision to hitchhike because you don't want to ruin those shoes... as you stick your hand out, you get picked up by,

[3Turner]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...
Walk because Ronald can't hold on to a brick like a Caddy without immediately selling it which is why...
You grab all your gear and start walking, now
You have to have the best shoes, but if you have the best shoes,
You make the decision to hitchhike because you don't want to ruin those shoes... as you stick your hand out, you get picked up by,
The highway patrol, because it is illegal to...

[Greg_C]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...
Walk because Ronald can't hold on to a brick like a Caddy without immediately selling it which is why...
You grab all your gear and start walking, now
You have to have the best shoes, but if you have the best shoes,
You make the decision to hitchhike because you don't want to ruin those shoes... as you stick your hand out, you get picked up by,
The highway patrol, because it is illegal to...
Walk about naked, but you explain to the highway patrol that...

[Claire]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...
Walk because Ronald can't hold on to a brick like a Caddy without immediately selling it which is why...
You grab all your gear and start walking, now
You have to have the best shoes, but if you have the best shoes,
You make the decision to hitchhike because you don't want to ruin those shoes... as you stick your hand out, you get picked up by,
The highway patrol, because it is illegal to...
Walk about naked, but you explain to the highway patrol that...
You're from Europe and "you Americans are so uptight about nudity"...but...

[thekid24]

If you want to take a picture,
you'll need a nice camera, and if you have a nice camera
You will need an L lens. But if you have an L lens...
You have to have a sturdy tripod, and if you are Belmondo...
You'll have to have a spare, but if you aren't...
You can go to Ebay, and when you go to Ebay
Someone is gonna steal your money. And if someone steals your money
You're gonna have to work the weekends, and if you have to work the weekends...
You would be a busy wedding photographer, and if you were busy....
You'd have to hire a family friend and undercut the competition to make the extra cash...
But spending all this time with this "family friend" would make your spouse jealous. So you would have to...
Tell your wife/husband/significant other that it's a cousin, twice removed on your mother's step-brother's side... then you'd have to...
Agree that dating a cousin is gross, and hearing that....
Decide to stop having an affair with your cousin. Now you are without a mistress so...
You have the money to write a HUGE check to Adorama
For one of every L, that you will need.....
But you cant carry them all as they are above your upper gear limit so...
You buy a Hummer to carry it all in, but then...
You'd have to take a third job to pay for the gas... So,
You don't see your wife at all, so she leaves you. And now...
You have no wife, no cousin(mistress), no gas, no money, just a camera, L glass, tripod, and a hummer, so you would have to.........
Get sponsorship for a world wide photo tour and meet your true love in.....
Nothing but your birthday suit because you've suddenly decided to start
shooting glamour and nude... and you have no studio equipment.
You start an escort service where you're followed by photogs...
And the E! channel picks up on the idea an creates a pilot... now,
You'll have to do one of those "Behind the Photos" episodes, but...
you just totalled your car and can't get to the studio so....
You give Ronald a call and he loans you his Caddy. Then you have to...
Walk because Ronald can't hold on to a brick like a Caddy without immediately selling it which is why...
You grab all your gear and start walking, now
You have to have the best shoes, but if you have the best shoes,
You make the decision to hitchhike because you don't want to ruin those shoes... as you stick your hand out, you get picked up by,
The highway patrol, because it is illegal to...
Walk about naked, but you explain to the highway patrol that...
You're from Europe and "you Americans are so uptight about nudity"...but
.......nothing is "tight" about your nudity, which makes people think about wet clothes in a trash bag, which obviously will induce.....