Luckiest Face Plant ever...

[CyberDyneSystems]

Normally the idea of falling down hard face first is one of the worst things we can imagine...
Black eyes, bloody noses, busted teeth, cuts through lips, and road rash are about what to expect,.

But this guy lucked out, yes he's embarrassed, but what a soft landing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_nLgQpTQwU

[jdizzle]

LOL! That's hilarious!!

[CyberDyneSystems]

I'm almost ... envious.. :lol:
No middle aged hairy man in a speedo should be so lucky.

[jdizzle]

I'm right there with you!! :lol:

[jdizzle]

I've watched this little video like 6 times already and that chick is hot!! :):oops:

[timbernet]

I'm almost ... envious.. :lol:
No middle aged hairy man in a speedo should be so lucky.

No man of any age in a speedo should be so lucky :-D

[timbernet]

Actually - what I want to know is why he was being filmed... almost like he planned to face plant himself.....

[CyberDyneSystems]

Cause he was such a dorky looking guy! :lol;

[DozerLYP]

LOL, it look like he met to do it

[Belmondo]

Never have the laws of gravity been used to such good advantage.

Suddenly I have this urge to go to the beach. With my luck, though, I'd probably fall and land on CyberDyneSystems. Oh, the humanity.

[DozerLYP]

if you look carefully, the guy even cup a feel on here boobies

[T.D.]

Nice one (or is that 2?!) Jake!

Thanks for the laugh!

[jdizzle]

Never have the laws of gravity been used to such good advantage.

Suddenly I have this urge to go to the beach. With my luck, though, I'd probably fall and land on CyberDyneSystems. Oh, the humanity.
LOL! It's either the sand or his bikini waxed bottom! :lol: :lol: Which would you choose? :)

[DozerLYP]

you can't see his face here, but look where his hand is...

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/dozerlyp/Untitled-1-21.jpg

[DVS_WiNdz]

haha.. that's hilarious

[jdizzle]

It's like he landed on 2 pillows! :):lol:

[Woolburr]

What a class act!:lol::lol::lol:

[ssidiv3r]

Seen that before, couldn't belive I've never tried that before but with my luck I'd get shot :)

[SoaringUSAEagle]

I'm thinking this was staged :)

[DozerLYP]

definitely staged by the cam guy and the falling guy

[BillsBayou]

It's an oldie but a stinky. Maybe he had something in his teeth and needed to borrow her floss.

[Belmondo]

Enough.:rolleyes:

[CyberDyneSystems]

Party poopers :p

If it's staged , well it's still funny.

[Belmondo]

Party poopers :p

If it's staged , well it's still funny.

Did you have to say 'pooper?' :shock:

[Maureen Souza]

Did you have to say 'pooper?' :shock:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Flo]

I'm almost ... envious.. :lol:
No middle aged hairy man in a speedo should be so lucky.

No man of any age in a speedo should be so lucky :-D

Lol.no man should be in a speedo.;)

[CyberDyneSystems]

Tom, you sound as if you've reach the end on this thread,. reached rock bottom..

Are you going to Can it ?

[Belmondo]

So many things to say....

So many rules against them......


I'm so bummed.

[Flo]

So many things to say....

So many rules against them......


I'm so bummed.

Time to turn the other cheek.........:cool:

[Woolburr]

So many things to say....

So many rules against them......


I'm so bummed.

We're all behind you.

[Belmondo]

We're all behind you.You might want to reconsider. It ain't pretty. :lol::lol:

[CyberDyneSystems]

What a sad Tale this has turned out to be.

[Belmondo]

A good place to land, in hindsight.

[gjl711]

Alright guys, quit farting around. Get you head out of her a$$ and move along. Don’t want to get the net all constipated with gawkers.

[Woolburr]

Must be nice to be able to assess the landing zone prior to the crash.

[Trainboy]

Suddenly I have this urge to go to the beach. With my luck, though, I'd probably fall and land on CyberDyneSystems. Oh, the humanity.
...In a speedo.
Yikes.

[Belmondo]

I guess he had to ask for forgiveness in arrears.

[gjl711]

Ok, so there also has to be a law that your Speedo has to be bigger than your bandana or banana.

[ssidiv3r]

Tom, you sound as if you've reach the end on this thread,. reached rock bottom..

Are you going to Can it ?

A good place to land, in hindsight.

Alright guys, quit farting around. Get you head out of her a$$ and move along. Don’t want to get the net all constipated with gawkers.


Come on EVERYBODY, stop butting heads. (*lame, huh?*)


No man should wear a banana hammock, EVER, no matter what size it is (the hammock I mean).

[BillsBayou]

These are some of the best wise-CRACKS I've heard from you guys in quite some time.

[CyberDyneSystems]

A revival?
I thought this thread had bottomed out. But I notice it was back on top while sipping coffee and enjoying a nice cinamin Bun

[Belmondo]

It should be wiped from our consciousness.

[Big WIll]

classic!

[BillsBayou]

My mother always said, "When you find yourself down in a hole, it's best to just climb yourself right out."

[Belmondo]

My mother always said, "When you find yourself down in a hole, it's best to just climb yourself right out."Did you mom spend much time at the beach?;)

[T.D.]

Did you mom spend much time at the beach?;)

Why are you making him the butt of your joke?

You should let him keep face (that's not planted).

[BillsBayou]

I'll just turn the other cheek.

[T.D.]

I'll just turn the other cheek.

Good for you. I was afraid you'd be bummed.

[JWright]

Lol.no man should be in a speedo.;)

I wore one in high school... but then, I was on the swimming team. :rolleyes:

[Belmondo]

He just had to face it! She was simply not willing to share her seat with him.

[sevillafox]

OMG you guys are so PUNNY!!!

LMAO!!!!

[Trainboy]

ENOUGH!!!

[Ronald S. Jr.]

hey now...if you're not gonna join in, just butt out.

[the_incubus]

be careful trainboy. Ronald will kick your butt...with his face.

[Belmondo]

It looks like we're heading for more cracks.

[sevillafox]

It looks like we're heading for more cracks.


Well, as long as we don't fall through the cracks I'm sure we can continue to pull puns out of our bums

[gjl711]

I can't believe how blow this thread has stunk. I mean all the noise being poosted rear is just so juvenile. get some clAss and stop puttering all the butt inyourendos and spray what's on your behind already.

[Belmondo]

I can't believe how blow this thread has stunk. I mean all the noise being poosted rear is just so juvenile. get some clAss and stop puttering all the butt inyourendos and spray what's on your behind already.Good grief! How long did you work on that?

[gjl711]

Good grief! How long did you work on that?
Just dumped it a little butt ago. These things just keep blasting out of my head ass if it mental diarrhea. Stool, there is more constipated up in there just for an opoortunity to thunder to life and clear the room.

[koalawalla]

Assumed this thread was over but it looks like someone let the stink out and its running again. :D

[CyberDyneSystems]

Still puttering along I see,.
Well it's late here, time to lay my tired face into the pillows.. and dream... :)

[gjl711]

Just dropped in to get a whiff of what was going on. Seems we still have a crack team assembled disgusting the rear situation.

[koalawalla]

We had quite a moon last night! You guys see it?

[Woolburr]

Just when we assumed this verbal diarrhea had come to an end, another crack appeared on the screen, but this surely will get plugged. If it doesn't, Jake will just have a bigger mess to wipe up.

[T.D.]

Just when we assumed this verbal diarrhea had come to an end, another crack appeared on the screen, but this surely will get plugged. If it doesn't, Jake will just have a bigger mess to wipe up.

Are you pulling this stuff out of your a$$ or what?! ;):lol:

[Woolburr]

Are you pulling this stuff out of your a$$ or what?! ;):lol:

Wouldn't you like to end this on a craptacular note?