The witty little title under username

[Chet]

Wow, you're really smart!!
but wrong.:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Well Chief that's what 40 years gives you, to old to be stupid, but to young to be brilliant.

[Belmondo]

Well Chief that's what 40 years gives you, to old to be stupid, but to young to be brilliant.

In ten years. you'll be brilliant. In 20 years, you'll be well on your way back to stupid again.


You can trust me on that.:(;)

[Chet]

Always something to look forward to. :(

[sevillafox]

Why won't this thread just DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Jon]

Why won't this thread just DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Because people keep posting to it asking why it won't die.

OBTW - looked back at the origins of AHAYWEH?

[Chet]

Why won't this thread just DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Because there just isn't much action in this section. If I peruse from top to bottom. This is all I'm left with.

I do notice only the same old faces in this thread though. Nothing against you Chief.

[Stefan A]

I never say anything stupis - so I don't think I'll ever get a title.

Stefan

[Belmondo]

I never say anything stupis - so I don't think I'll ever get a title.

Stefan


Stupis?

Stupis?


You never say anything STUPIS?

[S Taylor]

Me either. I don't even know how to say stupis stuff.

[Stefan A]

Wow - that was stupis.

Stefan

[Blue Deuce]

Wow - that was stupis.

Stefan

I say let the T.F. christen Stefan "Stupis"

[Trainboy]

I say let the T.F. christen Stefan "Stupis"
I second that motion!

[Furf]

Paging the Title Fairy.

I third that.

[CPT_Obvious]

There may be some mysterious "Title Fairy" but I think all the Mods have the ability as well. Sometimes people's titles just change a little to quickly after something has been said.

I wonder if there is a TF at all really. Maybe the Mods just want us to believe so we don't pester them... Imagine how many more PMs they would get it the truth came out.

I smell conspiracy!

[Stefan A]

Aw man. Looks like I can expect a possible title anyday. All because the D is supposed to be where the S is :)

Stefan

[Chet]

Aw man. Looks like I can expect a possible title anyday. All because the D is supposed to be where the S is :)

Stefan

Don't hold your breathe. Looks to much like you meant to write that.

[Furf]

Now thinking about it you wont get it over that. Just stay active and you will slip on something. and You will get branded. All I did was try to detain Permie and look where that got me.

[Belmondo]

The TF is far more likely to strike when you're least expecting it.

He/she rarely does the obvious.

[Anke]

The TF is far more likely to strike when you're least expecting it.

He/she rarely does the obvious.

Amen to that.

[Stefan A]

The TF is far more likely to strike when you're least expecting it.

He/she rarely does the obvious.


Oh yeah?

Stefan

[Chet]

Then be happy you weren't trying to spell Rufus.

[Trainboy]

The TF is far more likely to strike when you're least expecting it.

He/she rarely does the obvious.
Funny then, how you came at the same time as the fairy. http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5051/whistling34xy.gif

[nicksan]

Take it from me...having a "title" is not such a hot deal...

[Furf]

There you go Stefan you got your title. Now just hope the TF does not catch you making other stupis mistakes that you will regret.

[TheHoff]

<<<< AGREED. Do not hassle The Hoff.

[Pekka]

Oh yeah?

Stefan

Yeah. :)

[tommykjensen]

There may be some mysterious "Title Fairy" but I think all the Mods have the ability as well.

Finally someone that listens. Thats what I have been saying so many times. All mods can change title :lol:

[Chet]

The heavy hitters are all in the room. Must run ...

[Belmondo]

The heavy hitters are all in the room. Must run ...Who are you calling heavy?

[Chet]

Who are you calling heavy?

Strong, powerful and almighty, you guys sort out whose who.

[Blue Deuce]

Who are you calling heavy?

I have always thought you do look like Santa.

[Stefan A]

You got me!

Stefan

[3Turner]

You got me!

Stefan
You had the TF at Stupis. :lol:

[Belmondo]

You had the TF at Stupis. :lol:Maybe the TF's real name is Jerry McGuire.

[3Turner]

Maybe the TF's real name is Jerry McGuire.
I was thinking Dorthy Boyd.

[Gary Lindquist]

FuryMe, I suspect, though I do not know for a fact, but if you switch the 'n' and the 'p', you might have your answer.

[Gary Lindquist]

I guess I am a bit late on this one!

[CPT_Obvious]

Just a little late, it helps if you quote so people don't have to read waaaay back and figure out what t he heck you're talking about.

[Anke]

Just a little late, it helps if you quote so people don't have to read waaaay back and figure out what t he heck you're talking about.

yeah I was wondering what he was on about too :confused:

[CPT_Obvious]

Just read all the way back, no clue.

[Chet]

Got me stumped.

[Village_Idiot]

It's like first page way back.

[Jon]

Moppie,
nissed as a pewt, for us newer members ... What does it mean?

FuryMe, I suspect, though I do not know for a fact, but if you switch the 'n' and the 'p', you might have your answer.

Just a little late, it helps if you quote so people don't have to read waaaay back and figure out what t he heck you're talking about.

yeah I was wondering what he was on about too :confused:See first quote.

[Chet]

See moderators are good for something!

[Anke]

See first quote.

Consider me enlightened :D

[Jon]

See moderators are good for something!
Keep it up! You might not like (or even get to see) "User is banned from forums" as your title . . .

[Trainboy]

See moderators are good for something!
oh snap!!

[Chet]

Keep it up! You might not like (or even get to see) "User is banned from forums" as your title . . .

WOW, I'm impressed you remember me asking about that. I feel all warm inside.

I like this site keeps me in and out of trouble. So I'll be good, :) all the mods are nice. Most keen of the Chief so far just because I see him most often.

I'll just go back to the kitty juggling forum.

[Chandler.]

WOW, I'm impressed you remember me asking about that. I feel all warm inside.

I like this site keeps me in and out of trouble. So I'll be good, :) all the mods are nice. Most keen of the Chief so far just because I see him most often.

I'll just go back to the kitty juggling forum.

You are trying way to hard for a title with everything you write. I made it to goldmember. On this forum, that basically means I'm invincible. ;)

I think it's way harder to get to cream of the crop untouched than get a good custom title.

[Anke]

You are trying way to hard for a title with everything you write. I made it to goldmember. On this forum, that basically means I'm invincible. ;)

I think it's way harder to get to cream of the crop untouched than get a good custom title.


Yep, the Fairy has self-titling radar, the TF will hit you when you least expect it.

[gandini]

I recently started posting after some years in hiatus. Pretty quickly I got my title, after I noted that I joined on April 1, 2001. In a thread on this forum it was noted that I was the second "oldest" member still active here on POTN. Second to the founder, Pekka!
I was hoping for a tag line a little more profound, but I'll take POTN's April Fool as loving acknowledgment of my tenure here.

As to other's tag lines...some are truly quaint.

[_aravena]

I like Jon's just a simple power title. :lol:

Oh and Chandler, I'm 48 posts in untouched. Aniwho, is that really your name?

[Belmondo]

I like Jon's just a simple power title. :lol:

I don't know. It suggests a lack of originality to me. :lol::lol::lol:Being a moderator, he could change his own title if he saw fit.

[_aravena]

DOMKE MAN!!! Or is it DONKEY MAN!!! :p Saw that in a thread. Apparently they're Donkey bags.

[Furf]

"User is banned from forums" as your title . . .

For a working acount I personally think that would be cool. I have seen others trapped in threads Not so cool .But that would be a cool title.

But Again I am still looking for that clue.

[JohnnyG]

I know I'm getting pretty tired of my title but I'm afraid of what it could be changed to!:(

[Chandler.]

I like Jon's just a simple power title. :lol:

Oh and Chandler, I'm 48 posts in untouched. Aniwho, is that really your name?

Yeah, Chandler's my real first name.

[Chiva]

I wonder if the title fairy is married?
to the Title Father?
I wonder what he does?
Lol

[S.Horton]

^^ I think we'd need an FBI profiler to determine TF attributes as a "suspect".

If the OP of this thread didn't get a title put on by doing this, then there is no TF.

[snails]

Interesting speculation all around, but I'm going to have to guess Professor Plum in the Study with the Wrench.

No? Damnit.

[_aravena]

haHA!!! It was Colonel Mustard!!!

[Jon]

^^ I think we'd need an FBI profiler to determine TF attributes as a "suspect".

If the OP of this thread didn't get a title put on by doing this, then there is no TF.You fail to understand the TF's MO - the more you try for one, the less likely you are to get one. It's when you stop trying and say (or do) something REALLY stupid that you get nailed. Ask MDJAK. Ask LightRules.

[_aravena]

So if you don't want one, keep trying. It's obviously working for the OP.

[snails]

You fail to understand the TF's MO - the more you try for one, the less likely you are to get one. It's when you stop trying and say (or do) something REALLY stupid that you get nailed. Ask MDJAK. Ask LightRules.


I was about to say "Awsome, 'stupid' is my middle name." But I was afraid that would stick, and that nobody would laugh as much as I did.

[bbqKing]

I think that all Moderators can change someones title

[Jon]

I think that all Moderators can change someones title
If I discovered, as a result of your post, that I could, your name would be Mud around here. You see - "I have a little list". No - Mods can't. One needs super-godly mystic powers to mess with titles. Mere residents of Valhalla lack sufficient pull.

[JohnnyG]

If I discovered, as a result of your post, that I could, your name would be Mud around here. You see - "I have a little list". No - Mods can't. One needs super-godly mystic powers to mess with titles. Mere residents of Valhalla lack sufficient pull.
But, mods do have "super-godly mystic powers"! I know I always bow when one enters the room!;)

[bbqKing]

So why would that make me mud around here?

[thomascanty]

If I discovered, as a result of your post, that I could, your name would be Mud around here. You see - "I have a little list". No - Mods can't. One needs super-godly mystic powers to mess with titles. Mere residents of Valhalla lack sufficient pull.

You mods keep contradicting yourselves. Tommy swears up and down that every mod has the power to change a member's title (though when the TF first started his work, Tommy said you guys couldn't). The Chief keeps saying he only has the power to change his own.

[tommykjensen]

You mods keep contradicting yourselves. Tommy swears up and down that every mod has the power to change a member's title (though when the TF first started his work, Tommy said you guys couldn't). The Chief keeps saying he only has the power to change his own.

I have said and will continue to say "All moderators can change title". :p

[bbqKing]

I understand why the Mods would'nt want to admit it, probably be a pain, i don't know. I certainly would'nt wanna be known as TF.It does add a little fun here i think

[Chet]

But the TF can be bribed. Small unmarked bills work best, payment plan is optional but the credit check is ridiculous.

[bbqKing]

But the TF can be bribed. Small unmarked bills work best, payment plan is optional but the credit check is ridiculous.

Or maybe a new little pink dress that doesn't have cigar burns and beer stains all over it:lol:

[S.Horton]

I still think that they should just sell titles.

Let's see what a poll produces.......

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=454526

[Chet]

Or maybe a new little pink dress that doesn't have cigar burns and beer stains all over it:lol:

Those were beer stains? It was dark I couldn't see her face. I'd say the dress was more salmon then pink. Is that stubble I feel? It's all a blur!

[smorter]

Might this be the elusive fairy?

http://r3smiles.smugmug.com/photos/244377493-M.jpg

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry I read the entire thread and the title fairy appeared to have some sort of mystic/reverance attached to him/her, then I saw this...lol

[JohnnyG]

I know I'm getting tired of my silly title! Where is that title fairy when you need him?

[swimchic]

This is a pretty funny thread, I enjoyed it, then moved along...
however a few threads down the road, I stumbled upon this reply

Hory mory, that just made me pee a little in my pants. Insane!

So, I am back....

Title Fairy, I know you're out there somewhere, please oh please make that guy regret writing that forever !!

[goatee]

Wakey wakey, rise and shine :D.

[Chet]

WOW after the melt down we've resurrected a couple moldy threads.














But why?

[goatee]

It's good to remember things you haven't thought of in a while - good for your brain. Must be good for a database too, no?

[Chet]

It's good to remember things you haven't thought of in a while - good for your brain. Must be good for a database too, no?



To many memories attached to this one..........

[goatee]

To many memories attached to this one..........

lol, well on that note, I'm heading home. Have a good weekend!

[Chet]

Cheers and stuff!

[S.Horton]

I found the tidal fairy

http://midnightblue.smugmug.com/photos/172641720_jXJBa-L.jpg

[3Turner]

I found the tidal fairy

http://midnightblue.smugmug.com/photos/172641720_jXJBa-L.jpg
I don't believe you. It is obviously not a clear shot, looks staged and the "tidal fairy" is too far away from the camera for us to make out. :p Next thing you'll be trying to post up shots of a sasquatch or yeti. :rolleyes: :lol:

[S.Horton]

The Tidal Fairy told me, from a distance, that I must use a slow shutter speed to capture an artistic effect which obscures his (or her) identity. Or else.

[3Turner]

The Tidal Fairy is a photographer too?! :shock: She knows about shutter speed and artistic effects? Wow.

The important question is....what gear does she have? :lol:

[Jamie Holladay]

The Tidal Fairy is a photographer too?! :shock: She knows about shutter speed and artistic effects? Wow.

The important question is....what gear does she have? :lol:
s/he shoots a Sony POS erm ummm I mean P&S. So I have been told.

[3Turner]

s/he shoots a Sony POS erm ummm I mean P&S. So I have been told.
Uh huh. And do you believe everything you've been told? :|

[S.Horton]

The Tidal Fairy has all gear.

S/he is gearnipotent.

[Jamie Holladay]

Uh huh. And do you believe everything you've been told? :|
Depends on the source.
The Tidal Fairy has all gear.

S/he is gearnipotent.
Nice one.

[short5]

Everyone know Jamie is the title fairy and the way to a title is multiple PMs begging for such.

[geoffpowell]

Can US TopGear fans access the BBC iPlayer service? May be a place to get the fix you're missing...

Sorry just checked, radio only if you're not in the UK

[Anke]

Can US TopGear fans access the BBC iPlayer service? May be a place to get the fix you're missing...

Sorry just checked, radio only if you're not in the UK

Don't they play it on BBC America?

[Jamie Holladay]

Don't they play it on BBC America?
Yes and a matter of fact the episode in question came on last night at 11:00 p.m. CDT

[Anke]

Yes and a matter of fact the episode in question came on last night at 11:00 p.m. CDT

Apparently you're getting your own version, I wonder if we'll get that too?

The German version looks fab as it has Sabine Schmitz in it :)

[Luminodio]

Everyone know Jamie is the title fairy and the way to a title is multiple PMs begging for such.
hahaha, i don't knowww. mine just appeared over night after leaving you a guys a nice little love note in "general talk." ;)

[gary88]

We get a watered-down version of Top Gear on BBC America :mad:

[Anke]

We get a watered-down version of Top Gear on BBC America :mad:

Watered down? How much so? What do they take out?

[Luminodio]

Watered down? How much so? What do they take out?
any and all things that alert Americans of what's actually going beyond their tubes.

[Anke]

any and all things that alert Americans of what's actually going beyond their tubes.

I presume they keep in all the nasty things Jeremy says about your cars? Although if they took them out you wouldn't know the answer to that :D

[gjl711]

Everyone know Jamie is the title fairy and the way to a title is multiple PMs begging for such.

Can US TopGear fans access the BBC iPlayer service? May be a place to get the fix you're missing...

Sorry just checked, radio only if you're not in the UK
This is one of the one of the best segues I have seen. :) From TF to TG in one post.

[Chet]

LOL

[S.Horton]

I missed this thread?

[Chet]

You did.

[S.Horton]

My membership status just fell a notch. I once felt a peace, leading the march to abuse the TF and uncover it online. Still, this one slid right by me.

[gjl711]

Hey Chet, thanx for saving my kill. a 4 year kill at that. :)

[EtherealZee]

Wow, talk about waking the dead...

Z...

[Chet]

Title Fairy threads never really die.

[thomascanty]

Not while you and Sam are around, anyway.

[Fricks]

Nice one Chet

[Bad Habit]

And the original BBC Top Gear is still much better than the contrived American attempt

[Chet]

And the original BBC Top Gear is still much better than the contrived American attempt

Exactly!

[gjl711]

Title Fairy threads never really die.I say we drop the "le"

[thomascanty]

I say we drop the "le"

Chet already tried adding an extra "t" in there.

[Chet]

I say we drop the "le"
:shock:

[Chet]

Chet already tried adding an extra "t" in there.

Yes, my secretary was rerouting cables under my desk, so I was without a proof reader that day.

[S.Horton]

Whoa. Definitely on the level of the nurse fantasy.

[wuzzittoya]

I would hope if I finally get a title it will be one that is kind of .. fitting. Then again, I hate being in a box... :-P

[wuzzittoya]

And Sam, where does "spanked by a sheep" come from?

[S.Horton]

And Sam, where does "spanked by a sheep" come from?

It evolved into that. I baited the TF, came away with 'Spanked by a Fairy' and after I posted a photograph of a sheep, it became sheep.

Thou shalt not tempt the fairy of thine title.

[wuzzittoya]

~shakes head~ Too bad you got spanked by a sheep second...

I'd probably end up with something silly about chickens, knowing my luck... ;-)

Thank you for letting me know.

[S.Horton]

Knowing will not help you. When your time comes...........

I've been trying to get rid of that title for a while. I think I'm stuck!

[Chet]

Keep trying, sometimes these old threads still contain a little magic.

[S.Horton]

Maybe if a played Dark Side of the Moon backwards while reading upside down.

[wuzzittoya]

Maybe if a played Dark Side of the Moon backwards while reading upside down.

Maybe you should buy some sheep repellent, Sam? ;)

Or you could make them jam buddies and leave a long trail leading them to a very nice corral with a beautiful pasture. Maybe if you make them happy they'll stay away.

[L.J.G.]

Wuzzi, be careful, Sam's fibbing a bit here - what really happened is he mistook the spray can of Lanolin for deodorant, and walked around all day attracting every sheep within miles looking for love!

[S.Horton]

The fact that you know that works scares me.

[wuzzittoya]

So Sam has no interest in repelling them...?

LJG - how have you stumbled upon a sheep attractant, anyhow? ;)

LOL Sam...

[S.Horton]

Wait a minute. I was on this thread almost three years ago. From here sprung the poll thread about being the TF for a day.

[L.J.G.]

The fact that you know that works scares me.

Please do not think badly of me, but one of my in-laws married a kiwi and lives in NZ, scary stuff what they get up to over there in the Boon Docks when they think nobody is looking!

[fotoworx]

LJG - how have you stumbled upon a sheep attractant, anyhow? ;)



Lloyd preferred it over his velcro gloves ;)

[wuzzittoya]

And still the sheep issues...

I was surprised to see a zombie thread, but not terribly so - it seems like they keep threads going forever on this forum anyhow.

[wuzzittoya]

Please do not think badly of me, but one of my in-laws married a kiwi and lives in NZ, scary stuff what they get up to over there in the Boon Docks when they think nobody is looking!

Sounds like rumors I heard about ranchers in Wyoming... ;-)

[L.J.G.]

Lloyd preferred it over his velcro gloves ;)

Hey, behave Jim haha

[fotoworx]

Hey, behave Jim haha

LOL Lloyd baaaaaaaaa

:D:D

[L.J.G.]

Hmm, let's see, what was Jenny's phone number again?

[S.Horton]

867-5309

No area or country code, though. Could be the TF.

[L.J.G.]

Sorry Sam, it is a backroom joke between Jim and I and the area code is 02 hahaha

[fotoworx]

Hmm, let's see, what was Jenny's phone number again?

Lloyd I'm ROFLMAO mate !!!!

:D:D

[wuzzittoya]

LOL at 8675309...

[Chet]

This is beautiful, 3 new pages on a four year old thread. I'm all misty now.

[L.J.G.]

Hahaha yep Chet, thread mining at its best isn't it!

[Chet]

Yup, good stuff.

[L.J.G.]

Lloyd I'm ROFLMAO mate !!!!

:D:D

Glad you liked it Jim :D

[j-dogg]

And I arrive fashionably late again.

[wuzzittoya]

j-dogg wants his title to be "fashionably late"?

[L.J.G.]

No such animal

[lounroxluv]

Holy poop if all it takes is saying something stupid to get the title fairy on you I am worried sick... =( lol

Next thing you know they will call me Fruit Loops