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PhotosGuy
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 09:36
I noticed that my last title "Sexy tail..." got almost double the views (239) of my next highest & 9 times the views of my lowest, "55 Chev", so I've just taken a quick, unscientific poll.

Views - Title of post
31 - 55 Chev
33 - British Car & Bike Day at the Rockburn Pub
47 - A nice series on mushroom
59 - 71 Duster 340
62 - White Breasted Nuthatches
65 - portraits of my baby (18 pics)
65 - '47 Chevy FleetMaster, '55 T-Bird, '53 Commorative Vette
85 - Last of the Tiger Lillys
95 - 68 Chevelle SS
112 - My dog Spot
113 - '50 Ford
130 - '39 Chevy Master 85 2-dr
133 - '36 Ford Pickup
143 - '48 Chevy
149 - Red Chevelle Malibu
158 - '55 Chevy, cleaned up a bit more.
174 - Aircraft Pictures...
179 - Any car freaks out there??
183 - Monster Trucks (6 pics)

239 - Sexy tail...

239 - Doing it Mantis Style (parental advisory)
267 - Porsche Carrera Pics - No 56k -
285 - Please some coments on this car sohow models pic
363 - "BIG DOGs" & "little (nasty) dogs"
328 - Clyde my Gator!
346 - Our Kitchen Gecko
353 - Lovely pair of knockers
378 - Unknown aliens ahead, set your phasers to stun (NUDE)
388 - Sharon a first time model
435 - Not nude, but still sexy......Legs!
569 - Model and Studs
619 - Wardrobe Malfunction (NUDE)
648 - Model & net... (topless)
807 - Dave Matthews Band - Concert Pics (2,623 as of 11/10)

Observations:

"White Breasted Nuthatches" would have done much better titled, "White Breasts..."
"Doing it (Mantis Style)" did well.
"BIG DOGs" & "little (nasty) dogs", "Clyde my Gator!", & "Our Kitchen Gecko" did very well, too. Probably caused a residual resonance in our reptile brains.

Draw your own conclusions, but it seems to me that "Nude Dave Matthews has sex with animals" would probably be the all time winner! We'll see! :wink:

JoseC
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 09:45
I think this forum is making you crazy :) :) :)
Good analysis anyway.
Regards
Jose

Curos
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 09:52
I was thinking about posting a similar topic myself, and you pretty much summed it up for me. I've posted a few pictures while Charlseu or someone has some up, and mine go completely un noticed. I'd like to say its because you dont like it, but if you haven't seen it, thats kind of hard to judge, no? In conclusion, nudey's and models get more views than we ever will. oh well.

tofuboy
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 13:54
I noticed ones called 'first post' get quite a bit of hits as well... and I agree with JoseC, this forum is making you go crazy ^^;;

Belmondo
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 14:01
It must've worked. I'm not even a Dave Matthews fan, but I clicked on it.

If you really want lots of hits on your threads, offer money. It's the only sure way.

marie
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 17:03
offer money. It's the only sure way.




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


that would be prostitution then ?
:?
can I say that word Tom ? :oops:

:shock:

cmM
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 17:17
BIG DOGs" & "little (nasty) dogs", "Clyde my Gator!", & "Our Kitchen Gecko" did very well, too. Probably caused a residual resonance in our reptile brains.
ROFLMAO !!!!!! :P :P :P :D :lol:

hahahhahahhahhhhahaa :P

Moppie
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 18:30
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Moppie/useless.gif

eric1
25th of September 2004 (Sat), 20:21
Frank, you need to get out more! :P if i thought this thread had a nude pic of Dave, i surely would NOT have clicked in! :lol: :lol:

dsze
26th of September 2004 (Sun), 09:52
lol...funny. Yeah, I clicked it too. We all know that sex sells. Nice analysis anyway! I should be out taking photos.

-daniel

PhotosGuy
26th of September 2004 (Sun), 10:36
Nice job on the comment, Moppie! :wink:

tofuboy
26th of September 2004 (Sun), 13:20
While sex sells and it's nice to have more people view your photo, mislabeling your post isn't the best approach. The 'Nude' and 'topless' when used as they should be, are put there as a warning so people can choose not to view it, or not to view it at their current location (ie. at work). Hopefully people don't go overboard with the false labelings... it's a bit annoying in my opinion.

PhotosGuy
27th of September 2004 (Mon), 17:47
tofuboy is correct. OTOH, "Sexy tail..." has now had 447 hits!

Photobucket was down all weekend. Apologies to those who clicked on it & waited for it to load. :(

roanjohn
27th of September 2004 (Mon), 22:08
.........if its too good to be true...............

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YOu got me, I fell for it.

RO1

charlesu
28th of September 2004 (Tue), 05:08
Dave and his friends/family are not members of this forum. If so, you might have some fancy explaining to do.

I, too, marvel at the hits. Not only hits but the lack of comments from most people viewing some of my images. Particularly the ones featuring models who are in glam or fine-art modes.

I have to admit, I skip most of the butterfly posts. And most of the bird posts. I was into nature photography some time back but about 15 years ago really really fell in love with people as my subjects. I am more interested in people, glam or not, as subjects in a picture. I love seeing people in their every day life. Photodocumentary stuff. I don't know if anyone has seen it but Gail (she posts fairly frequently here) has a wonderful family page on her website. What a treasure to her family. That, for me, is what it's all about.

Anyway, enough rambling this morning.

PhotosGuy
28th of September 2004 (Tue), 19:50
Dave and his friends/family are not members of this forum. If so, you might have some fancy explaining to do.

He's a bit busy explaining why his driver dumped a load of crap on a tour boat right now! :lol:

553 hits so far! Way to go, guys!

Belmondo
28th of September 2004 (Tue), 19:58
that would be prostitution then ?
:?
can I say that word Tom ? :oops:

Marie:
You can say anything you want, whenever you want. You are on the short list of people who can do no wrong. :wink:

marie
29th of September 2004 (Wed), 10:17
that would be prostitution then ?
:?
can I say that word Tom ? :oops:

Marie:
You can say anything you want, whenever you want. You are on the short list of people who can do no wrong. :wink:



just saw this now Tom :shock: :shock:

thank you thank you

sing along with me
~ " in olden days... a glimpse of stocking.. was looked on as something shocking...

now heaven knows ..... anything goes "~

when Ed said :arrow: rape a long time ago
his post title got scratched out :?

so I was a bit worried

but I won't say rape or pros etc again
I promise
:wink:

:lol: :lol:
was wondering where you were Tom
and you just came in with a bang

(don't answer that)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

J.A.F. Doorhof
29th of September 2004 (Wed), 13:18
WOHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Mike
12th of November 2010 (Fri), 10:12
"Nude Dave Matthews has sex with animals" would probably be the all time winner! We'll see! :wink:

Just bumping this so we can get a hit count! ;)