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weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 18:34
and tony its happened on more than one occasion ;) (3 some that is)

Does your wife know :lol:

S-S
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 18:41
LOL it WAS just his wife - he was drunk :lol:

tag141
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 18:44
Infact a degree is not even needed to be honest. If you have the experience.

Employers will always pick a person with experience over a degree. Hell the guys at Honda saw my Bachelor of Arts Degree in Film, television and Media studies and Sociology major and they thought, hell that has got nothing to do with Honda.

Ummmm. Can you get a job as a solicitor because you defended yourself in court? Can you get a job as a doctor because you stuck a plaster on a cut? If you have a general degree (geography, history, psycology) then who cares unless you're going for a teaching post. Try getting a job in my occupation without a degree - no chance, not even with 30 years experience. What does a art degree have to do with selling cars?

Amazing how that eraser trick.

Ain't no trick. It simply removes grease, grime and oxidation from the contacts. You can use 20 grit wet and dry if you want?

i am quite the opposite in fact.. i always tend to give people the benefit of doubt until i meet them - then i think they are a feckwit - i tell them.. on...

He bloody does you know.

please feel to ignore me - I will say this thou Matt - My life experience is quite considerable in comparison to yours - I have extensively traveled the world - i have 2 kids - 4 brothers and 1 sister - Working in a number of roles including professional sport. Gone to Uni - broken my neck and back - had / have depression - taken untold amounts of drugs - had sex - got more than one job - been arrested - had a bar fight or two - lost a loved one - had more than one girlfriend - had a threesome - been shot at - and had a bomb go off near me - and pretty much enjoy life now...

Bloody hell, stay away from Shrimper.;)

Had a threesome

You and two other guys:shock:

S-S
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 18:47
Bloody hell, stay away from Shrimper.;)

you forgot to highlight professional sport and been shot at

tag141
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 18:49
you forgot to highlight professional sport and been shot at

Even I've been payed to chase a ball round a pitch. And I've been shot at, not bullets but an air gun.

Don28
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 19:00
had a threesome

dare I say.... "pictures or it never happened" :lol:

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 19:03
dare I say.... "pictures or it never happened" :lol:
You might regret that ....... :lol:

manipula
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 19:52
I'm getting visions of Chris being some James Bond-esque sexual lethario now, women feint when he walks in the room, lights automatically dim themselves, no matter where he is, a stereo somewhere fires up Barry White, he only wears silk and his middle name is danger. 8)

Nzshrimper
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:00
I'm getting visions of Chris being some James Bond-esque sexual lethario now, women feint when he walks in the room, lights automatically dim themselves, no matter where he is, a stereo somewhere fires up Barry White, he only wears silk and his middle name is danger. 8)

spot on... ;) the Aston is the garage thou...

Nzshrimper
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:03
dare I say.... "pictures or it never happened" :lol:

You might regret that ....... :lol:

erm - its a family show guys - but hey i will email them to you...

He bloody does you know.

honesty is the best policy

Bloody hell, stay away from Shrimper.;)

not to mention people aiming their race cars at me.... :p

You and two other guys:shock:

they were post op... comon... you should know as you held the video cam.....

Nzshrimper
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:05
and dont tell me you guys have not done all the things i have listed....what have been asleep all of your lives...

Wazza
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:11
and dont tell me you guys have not done all the things i have listed....what have been asleep all of your lives...

Of course not ;)

WARNING. PHOTOS ATTACHED BELOW!!!

Shot with 12-24 and 24-105... Bit limited with 105mm for the gannets!

http://www.warrenwilliams.co.nz/2008/FEB_1522.jpg

http://www.warrenwilliams.co.nz/2008/FEB_1582.jpg

http://www.warrenwilliams.co.nz/2008/FEB_1593.jpg

http://www.warrenwilliams.co.nz/2008/FEB_1673.jpg
Three seperate exposures merged

http://www.warrenwilliams.co.nz/2008/FEB_1687.jpg

Plus a couple more on my blog (http://www.warrenwilliams.co.nz/blog)

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:12
I'm getting visions of Chris being some James Bond-esque sexual lethario now, women feint when he walks in the room, lights automatically dim themselves, no matter where he is, a stereo somewhere fires up Barry White, he only wears silk and his middle name is danger. 8)
What I was told all UK men were like that :lol:
Oh and the woman called them Justin

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:15
wazza #4 is the shot. #3 looks way to saturated....could be my screen

manipula
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:18
What I was told all UK men were like that :lol:
Oh and the woman called them Justin

Not all UK men, just some. I have adapted the routine to include the trcik where I click my fingers from three feet away and candles light themselves. I can also wink and girls clothes fall off, it's just a shame I have a nervous twitch, visits to the old folk's home are a very unpleasant thing. :(

Nzshrimper
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:22
Not all UK men, just some. I have adapted the routine to include the trcik where I click my fingers from three feet away and candles light themselves. I can also wink and girls clothes fall off, it's just a shame I have a nervous twitch, visits to the old folk's home are a very unpleasant thing. :(

yuck - :lol:

Don28
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:23
Nice Wazza! How'd u get them sun rays/light rays (picture 1) exposed? have tried my self at attempting this with no luck - most of the time its too late for me to take another shot to correct the first one :P

Wazza
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:25
Thanks guys
#1 was with a ND8 grad filter - straight out of camera
(showed David/DiscoLizard that one, said he couldn't believe the 1D kept the exposure under control)

I agree on the saturation, :lol: it was just the process that went through converting them, and never softened it down a bit. Time for bed.

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:39
NZ males dont boast at their skills with the ladys. Why do you think so many NZ woman have such big smiles :p
Those that do, do, those that dont brag.

S-S
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:47
I'm getting visions of Chris being some James Bond-esque sexual lethario now, women feint when he walks in the room, lights automatically dim themselves, no matter where he is, a stereo somewhere fires up Barry White, he only wears silk and his middle name is danger. 8)

hahaha sounds just like Mike off the Young Ones to me i'm afraid...

Not all UK men, just some. I have adapted the routine to include the trcik where I click my fingers from three feet away and candles light themselves. I can also wink and girls clothes fall off, it's just a shame I have a nervous twitch, visits to the old folk's home are a very unpleasant thing. :(

lol cracks me up

joeseph
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:50
*** Survey *****

How many of you IT people have formal qualifications in IT i.e A+, Degree, MSCE?
*sticks hand up*

A+, MCP (NT4.0) CCNA (2x expired) CCDA (expired) Cisco WLAN design.
all pretty much last-millenium stuff.

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:52
The exams are only good for the current system. Next system comes out you have to re sit a new set.
Its all a balance.

Gouba
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 20:52
wow that 1ds 3 and the 24 105 is wickedly impressive, love shot #2 :D

Mediation
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 21:44
Yeah alright Chris :), you have proved a good point there (you are not in my bad books or anything, I respect you after that post of yours, very interesting life you have had), Tony as well, probably your 100th time you have said that to me!. I rarely get insulted by anything. Sweet as. lol. Nice pics Warren, they looked just as good as they did on the camera LCD screen. Im happy, gkpe is happy. Lets stay on our happy meals :p

Nothing like a bit of arguing, clears the cobwebs a bit. :)

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 21:53
Yeah alright Chris :), you have proved a good point there (you are not in my bad books or anything, I respect you after that post of yours, very interesting life you have had), Tony as well, probably your 100th time you have said that to me!. I rarely get insulted by anything. Sweet as. lol. Nice pics Warren, they looked just as good as they did on the camera LCD screen. Im happy, gkpe is happy. Lets stay on our happy meals :p

Nothing like a bit of arguing, clears the cobwebs a bit. :)

Matt .........Chris and I were not arguing. In fact we were very mild and restrained. Get us on a bad day and you will know the difference :)

Mediation
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 21:56
lol! but that is true. I have only experienced the newbie stuff both in life and in photography. :) And I can understand why Chris needs to put me back on the chair. Young fellas like me in NZ are typical of being quite high horsed :)

Right I am off to make some sales! be on later tonight.

S-S
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 22:55
Lets stay on our happy meals :p

come ON title fairy, im DYIN here LOL :lol:

Sancho
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:09
Not all UK men, just some. I have adapted the routine to include the trcik where I click my fingers from three feet away and candles light themselves. I can also wink and girls clothes fall off, it's just a shame I have a nervous twitch, visits to the old folk's home are a very unpleasant thing. :(

Take your camera ... theres a website in that!

manipula
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:16
Take your camera ... theres a website in that!

Don't talk to me about websites! ;) I'm realising I know sweet FA about putting them together, well I kinda knew that already but it's being properly reinforced currently... <cries> :cry:

Sancho
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:21
Don't talk to me about websites! ;) I'm realising I know sweet FA about putting them together, well I kinda knew that already but it's being properly reinforced currently... <cries> :cry:

Why dont you contact a few web companies, tell them you rock the world as a photographer and offer them a few shoots in exchange for a nice clean simple website, will take you both a days work and everyones wins :)

*shrug*

manipula
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:23
There's a thought... <waits for crate with gear to arrive> ;)

::John::
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:26
Hey Double S - found this one for you:

Brits are so smart...

...right up until they appear in a quiz show on radio or TV. Here's a sample:

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Theakston: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester .

BBC NORFOLK
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm.
White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
Contestant: Strong.
White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS )
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy ?
Contestant: France
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson: - Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.

BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )
DJ Mark: For ?10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?

GWR FM ( Bristol )
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

RTE RADIO 2FM ( IRELAND )
Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The...?
Caller: Mohicans.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER )
Phil: What's 11 squared?
Contestant: I don't know.
Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Contestant: Is it five?

RICHARD AND JUDY
Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
A: Forrest Gump.

RICHARD AND JUDY
Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er. . .
Leslie: He makes bread . . .
Contestant: Er . ...
Leslie: He makes cakes . . .
Contestant: Kipling Street ?

LINCS FM PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Question: What is the world's largest continent?
Contestant: The Pacific

ROCK FM ( PRESTON )
Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)
Steve Le Fevre: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
Contestant: Magna Carta?

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)
O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER?ER ....Three?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna ?
Caller: Japan
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er .... Mexico ?

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland ?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland ? Ireland ?
Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
Contestant: No.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)
Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er. .. .
Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
Contestant: Walked?

THE VAULT
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant: Nostalgia.

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)
Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant: Jewish.
Presenter: That's close enough.

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)
Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesus

:D

S-S
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:34
HAHAHA john thats awesome (i am half british - dont care, still hilarious)

heres one for you (and anyone else): is she dumber than a 10-year old (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0)?

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:37
So am I the only 100% KIWI here. The rest are imports or bitsas. Figures :lol:

S-S
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:41
So am I the only 100% KIWI here. The rest are imports or bitsas. Figures :lol:

dude - unless you're Maori (and that's pushing it too), you AREN'T 100% kiwi

well having cleared my desk up today i discovered that 8 in-trays isn't enough, so i went off and got myself 4 more. now i have a tray mountain under my shelf, starting to feel a little bit surrounded - but at least ive got enough room now

Sancho
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:47
So am I the only 100% KIWI here. The rest are imports or bitsas. Figures :lol:

Naw, kiwi born and bred here.

scotttnz
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:48
Hmmmmm......interesting day in here today......

All I will say is that being young doesn't necisarily mean lacking in experience. By the time I was Matts age I had had lots of jobs, sex (no threesomes though :rolleyes:), depression, open heart surgery, and had met the girl I wanted to marry (and I'm glad to say I am still happily married to her!)

Having a wife, kids, mortgage and everything else that goes with it sure changes your perspective though.

Everyone is different, with different experiences and view points. It took me a long time to accept that, and acknowledge that what is right for me may not be right for someone else. And the flipside of that is that just because someone expresses an opinion, doesn't mean that I have to except it.

I shall get off my soap box now.

PEACE!

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:48
There is no 100% Maori be lucky to find a 1/4. Far as im concerned 4th generation make me 100% New Zealander

S-S
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:51
There is no 100% Maori be lucky to find a 1/4. Far as i'm concerned 4th generation make me 100% New Zealander

well i'm several generations on one side... what does that count for?

i'm first generation on the other side, and as far as i'm concerned, born here and choosing to live here makes me 100% kiwi too :p

weka2000
12th of March 2008 (Wed), 23:56
So seems that most males here spend their youth been rabbits :rolleyes:
Some very greedy ...........

Whats with all this depression. Geeze we all comming out. Wonder if now we finally feel we no longer need to be ashame?
Wonder if there is a corolation between that and to much sex :)

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:03
dude - unless you're Maori (and that's pushing it too), you AREN'T 100% kiwi

parents are born and breed in NZ, I am born and breed here, that makes me 100% KIWI

my ancestors have nothing to do with it.

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:06
parents are born and breed in NZ, I am born and breed here, that makes me 100% KIWI

my ancestors have nothing to do with it.

I dont know or care who my ancestors are/were.

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:08
one of my grandmothers was the owner and skipper of an auckland fishing trawler... lol she had to skipper it herself because the men she hired "didnt do it properly"
she's been published (along with others) in a book called "The Wind In Her Hair"

the other one moved her children to nz from england by herself and carved out a life for us all here

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:11
I dont know or care who my ancestors are/were.

I know that on my fathers side the name cuthbert is traced back to royalty. but we are going back a couple of hundred years here.

As for the remark that you have to Maori to be 100% kiwi is just plan stupid.

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:12
I know that on my fathers side the name cuthbert is traced back to royalty. but we are going back a couple of hundred years here.

As for the remark that you have to Maori to be 100% kiwi is just plan stupid.

that wasnt the intent of the remark.
the remark was to point out that if being born here isn't enough to make you a 100% kiwi, then no one is free from the stamp of "import" because it calls ancestry into account
(i personally think being born here IS enough...)

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:14
that wasnt the remark.
the remark was to point out that if being born here isn't enough to make you a 100% kiwi, then no one is free from the stamp of "mongrel" because it calls ancestry into account

in that case i am 100% african... :p

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:14
man....

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:14
lol, why not go all the way and claim 100% protozoan?

Belmondo
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:16
The beauty of visiting this thread is I don't understand half of the colloquialisms you guys use. Even though I don't know the precise definitions of many of the terms you've been using recently, I'm astute enough to know that we're not enjoying our normal dosage of warm fuzzies in here today.

I would ask that you take one of the following actions:
1. Stop the bickering, or--
2. Take it ourdoors (i.e. do your squabbling by PM and spare the rest of us the side show.)

Really, guys, this is very unbecoming. I will clean this up if I have to, but I think you'll all be less pleased with that outcome than if you do it yourself.

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:17
lol, why not go all the way and claim 100% protozoan?
Great you made me look up another word to find out what it meant :evil:

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:17
(wasn't bickering...)

lol tony... sorry ;-)

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:18
The beauty of visiting this thread is I don't understand half of the colloquialisms you guys use. Even though I don't know the precise definitions of many of the terms you've been using recently, I'm astute enough to know that we're not enjoying our normal dosage of warm fuzzies in here today.

I would ask that you take one of the following actions:
1. Stop the bickering, or--
2. Take it ourdoors (i.e. do your squabbling by PM and spare the rest of us the side show.)

Really, guys, this is very unbecoming. I will clean this up if I have to, but I think you'll all be less pleased with that outcome than if you do it yourself.

nah we are all happy.. just having an passionate disscussion on life..

:D

nice to see in our parts again - when are you coming down for real..

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:19
Great you made me look up another word to find out what it meant :evil:

pmsl :p....

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:20
So am I the only 100% KIWI here. The rest are imports or bitsas. Figures :lol:
NOt 100% anything, here :p


The beauty of visiting this thread is I don't understand half of the colloquialisms you guys use. Even though I don't know the precise definitions of many of the terms you've been using recently, I'm astute enough to know that we're not enjoying our normal dosage of warm fuzzies in here today.

I would ask that you take one of the following actions:
1. Stop the bickering, or--
2. Take it ourdoors (i.e. do your squabbling by PM and spare the rest of us the side show.)

Really, guys, this is very unbecoming. I will clean this up if I have to, but I think you'll all be less pleased with that outcome than if you do it yourself.
There as bickering? Man - I missed out on the show :p

Belmondo
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:20
nice to see in our parts again - when are you coming down for real..

Are you kidding? You guys scare me.:lol:

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:22
Are you kidding? You guys scare me.:lol:
were harmless ....honest

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:22
are YOU kidding? your avatar alone scares us, never mind your super powers... ;-)

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:23
are YOU kidding? your avatar alone scares us, never mind your super powers... ;-)
Bet theres a big smile under that mo thats why he had to crop :lol:

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:24
those ain't smilin' eyes... :shock:

Belmondo
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:28
are YOU kidding? your avatar alone scares us, never mind your super powers... ;-)

I even scare myself. That's why you'll never see me doing anything that might attract my attention.:confused:

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:29
Dam if Belmondo cleaned up this thread then there would be 5 pages of solid photos and no chat ;)

jasestu
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:32
5 pages of photo only posts... Do you think we could do it without editing? There'd be rules - no consecutive posts from a single user, and no more than say 5 posts per user for the whole five pages? How close to 5 would we get before someone started talking?? :)

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:32
Are you kidding? You guys scare me.:lol:
I'm frightened too :p :lol:

were harmless ....honest
Only on Thursdays.. Oh wait..

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:34
5 pages of photo only posts... Do you think we could do it without editing? There'd be rules - no consecutive posts from a single user, and no more than say 5 posts per user for the whole five pages? How close to 5 would we get before someone started talking?? :)

lol every other thread on potn would suddenly start to fill up with OT drivel

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:35
5 pages of photo only posts... Do you think we could do it without editing? There'd be rules - no consecutive posts from a single user, and no more than say 5 posts per user for the whole five pages? How close to 5 would we get before someone started talking?? :)

THAT could never happen!

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:35
lol every other thread on potn would suddenly start to fill up with OT drivel
Join Mark over in those other chat treads...........they could do with some liveing up :lol:

Raikyn
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:48
At this point I'm picturing a starving weka in a open blue robe being stuck up on a cross with Selleys No More Nails shouting incoherent political ramblings.

Dave in the background "Down with HDR"

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:49
:lol:

I like how your mind works. :D

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:52
At this point I'm picturing a starving weka in a open blue robe being stuck up on a cross with Selleys No More Nails shouting incoherent political ramblings.


PMSL .................... But why pick on me :lol:
Ill show you a weka in a open blue robe....

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:52
At this point I'm picturing a starving weka in a open blue robe being stuck up on a cross with Selleys No More Nails shouting incoherent political ramblings.

Dave in the background "Down with HDR"

where does a mental image like that come from? have i blocked a bunch of people without realising it and missed the rest of that conversation? :confused:

Belmondo
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:52
lol every other thread on potn would suddenly start to fill up with OT drivel

That's a little better than we're already doing.

Goodnight guys. (it's bedtime in California).

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:53
where does a mental image like that come from? have i blocked a bunch of people without realising it and missed the rest of that conversation? :confused:

No, you've just either got a more pure and innocent mind than the rest of us or no imagination... ;)

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:54
That's a little better than we're already doing.

Goodnight guys. (it's bedtime in California).


Sweet dreams! :p

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:54
night sir - now no picking on the little people in your sleep...

oh wait mods are our friends.... ;)

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:54
oh believe me, my imagination is not in question... what i meant was, why THAT image and why NOW

Raikyn
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:56
Many years of internet abuse :shock:

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 00:56
where does a mental image like that come from?
Cool someones been thinking about me naked :lol:
Least my mouth wasnt duck taped ............

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:01
oh believe me, my imagination is not in question... what i meant was, why THAT image and why NOW

See, now my imagination reads that and see woman shouting and stamping feet, which is one step away from latex and whips! :p <cries? :cry: :lol:

Many years of internet abuse :shock:

You knows it.

Cool someones been thinking about me naked :lol:

<shudder> ;)

Raikyn
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:01
For the aged
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7710/fjprojectcathatrb2yf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:16
Ok hes asleep now, you can all come back :lol:

Belmondo
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:19
Ok hes asleep now, you can all come back :lol:

Gotcha!!

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:22
Gotcha!!

So do you say in all your threads your of to bed :lol:

Well if your not tired join in ......we wont bite. Were a happy bunch who are willing to talk openly about religion, politics, you name it....Oh watch out sometimesa mod comes in :)

Raikyn
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:22
Gotcha!!

last post was only meant for the old at heart :oops:

Belmondo
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:24
So do you say in all your threads your of to bed :lol:No, I really was on my way, but got interested in something on the television. American Chopper.

I'm really off to bed now.

Goodnight, folks.

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:25
Gotcha!!

oh gee that gave a heart attack :lol:

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:26
oh gee that gave a heart attack :lol:
Must be all the stress your under :lol:

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:38
Must be all the stress your under :lol:

:lol:

well when Tom is around I am always under stress. With a face like that, who wouldn't be?

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:43
Authority needs to be respected not feared.

So hows your photography been, havnt seen a photo post for a while

(Oh I think he forgot to log off ...shows him still online :) )

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:45
well I don't post photos in here any more, since they generally get ignored by the masses around here.

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:46
well I don't post photos in here any more, since they generally get ignored by the masses around here.
i dont know what mean - i have not seen a photo on here by you for years.. oh wait... :p

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:49
well I don't post photos in here any more, since they generally get ignored by the masses around here.
Bit rude not say hi while your in Auckland :p

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:52
i dont know what mean - i have not seen a photo on here by you for years.. oh wait... :p

you know I could never understand the english sense of humour :p

Oh that WAS funny.

Bit rude not say hi while your in Auckland :p

oh well I am sure you will lose sleep over it. :)

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 01:56
you know I could never understand the english sense of humour :p

Oh that WAS funny.



oh well I am sure you will lose sleep over it. :)

Dam I could never understand the english at all ;). They are so pale in colour.
Youve just made me an insominac.

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:02
don't ya just hate that, when ya forget a single word in a sentance and which changes it's meaning.

oh well I am sure you wont lose sleep over it. :)

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:08
don't ya just hate that, when ya forget a single word in a sentance and which changes it's meaning.
LOL.

Is as funny as a Mod turning up and everyone hides for the next 4hrs :lol:
Hands in the air ....wasnt me sir :)

wendyc
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:09
The beauty of visiting this thread is I don't understand half of the colloquialisms you guys use. Even though I don't know the precise definitions of many of the terms you've been using recently, I'm astute enough to know that we're not enjoying our normal dosage of warm fuzzies in here today.

I would ask that you take one of the following actions:
1. Stop the bickering, or--
2. Take it ourdoors (i.e. do your squabbling by PM and spare the rest of us the side show.)

Really, guys, this is very unbecoming. I will clean this up if I have to, but I think you'll all be less pleased with that outcome than if you do it yourself.Ahh haa, he visited, its so weird, I deliberately "mentioned" Belmondo's name this morning, and he arrives :D. I just LOVE that avitar.

are YOU kidding? your avatar alone scares us, never mind your super powers... ;-)See, Super Powers, he is scarey!

::John::
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:10
I wonder if he wears his undies on the outside...




... and has a little cape...

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:10
LOL.

Is as funny as a Mod turning up and everyone hides for the next 4hrs :lol:
Hands in the air ....wasnt me sir :)

:lol:

yea well I am sure it wasn't me. I never do anything wrong :-|

::John::
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:11
:lol:

yea well I am sure it wasn't me. I never do anything wrong :-|

Then, how did you get your title?

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:12
:lol:

yea well I am sure it wasn't me. I never do anything wrong :-|

You droped your hallo polishing cream ...... live a little :lol:
See Chris on how to .............hes into 3somes

theflyingkiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:20
Then, how did you get your title?

by saying something stupid at the wrong place at the wrong time :(

I wont a new one. :evil::evil:

You droped your hallo polishing cream ...... live a little :lol:
See Chris on how to .............hes into 3somes

did I, bugger me.

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:32
bugger me.


erm no your not my type.. ;)

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:33
See Chris on how to .............hes into 3somes

hey leave me out of this.. :rolleyes: - and thats was in my younger days.....

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:36
Ah the folly of our youth. Oh to be Matts age but know what I know now.

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:38
Ah the folly of our youth. Oh to be Matts age but know what I know now.

apparently he does -- oh wait that was the issue earlier.. :p

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:40
Hows that staduim project going?

joeseph
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:45
So am I the only 100% KIWI here. The rest are imports or bitsas. Figures :lol:
bollix - go back far enough & every N.Z. person's heritage was from another country, just some are more recent than others. There was no indigenous. Most arrived here by the boatload. Some paddled, some sailed, some in economy class.
And apparently I fell down a flight of stairs on the Southern Cross which may or may not explain things.... [hey, I was only 2 at the time!]

Nzshrimper
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:49
Hows that staduim project going?


ticking along...

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:51
There was no indigenous. Most arrived here by the boatload. Some paddled, some sailed, some in economy class.
Good point I will take that to the tribunial :lol:

Trying to get some land down South before Shaina gets its all

wendyc
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 02:54
Good nite to all, and to all, a Good nite :D

Wazza
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:12
wow that 1ds 3 and the 24 105 is wickedly impressive, love shot #2 :D

I wish it was a 1DSIII. Just 1DIII though ;)

Thanks, glad you like them

jasestu
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:25
wow that 1ds 3 and the 24 105 is wickedly impressive, love shot #2 :D

I wish it was a 1DSIII. Just 1DIII though ;)

Thanks, glad you like them

So the 1DIII and 24-105 is impressive and it has nothing to do the the squishy object called Wazza that's stuck to the viewfinder?

naqs
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:31
So am I the only 100% KIWI here. The rest are imports or bitsas. Figures :lol:

I'm 100% Kiwi! also have maori blood too so there! :lol:

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:32
Ahh haa, he visited, its so weird, I deliberately "mentioned" Belmondo's name this morning, and he arrives :D. I just LOVE that avitar.

the mods probably search the forums daily for the words mod, moderator, and their own names LOL

so now they will be arriving from all over because of the following:

She's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod, yeah yeah yeah yeah
She's a mod, she's a mod, yeah yeah
She's a mod, she's a mod, she won't change any moooore...

:p

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:34
^ :lol:

::John::
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:36
urk

I remember Ray Colombus

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:39
sadly, so do i
but i remember ray wolfe better - "the lighter you light with, the pen that you write with, the shaver so slick, another great bic - so pick the one that's right for you: the bic things in life cost so little!"

yeah i know 2 other ppl sang parts of that jingle but cant quite recall the names - was one howard morrison?

sothen
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:41
I only remember the Invaders........

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:41
urk

I remember Ray Colombus
I ashamedly admit, I do too....

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:44
I only remember the Invaders........
These (http://www.spaceinvaders.de/) ones?

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:50
Right, well after going on two months of writing letters and emails in between everything else I've just sent going on fifty emails home to individuals trying to say 'thanks' to them all for everything they've done for us over the years. It's almosy anti-climactic after so long writing them, but there's a huge warm fuzzy glow inside.

It is kinda nice sometimes just to express yourself and tell people they rock. :D

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:53
ok so i was drawn into a game and i still suck, all these years later
then i searched asteroids and i still suck at that too

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:53
Right, well after going on two months of writing letters and emails in between everything else I've just sent going on fifty emails home to individuals trying to say 'thanks' to them all for everything they've done for us over the years. It's almosy anti-climactic after so long writing them, but there's a huge warm fuzzy glow inside.

It is kinda nice sometimes just to express yourself and tell people they rock. :D
I didn't get one...
(kidding - I live here!) ;)

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:54
ok so i was drawn into a game and i still suck, all these years later
then i searched asteroids and i still suck at that too
Space Invaders?
Hehe - I used to love that game, but it freaked me out into panic mode when the little space ships got so close to my barricades!

I'm currently editing photos.. of bricks. Gawd, I'm sick of them.

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:54
Right, well after going on two months of writing letters and emails in between everything else I've just sent going on fifty emails home to individuals trying to say 'thanks' to them all for everything they've done for us over the years. It's almosy anti-climactic after so long writing them, but there's a huge warm fuzzy glow inside.

It is kinda nice sometimes just to express yourself and tell people they rock. :D

good for you - its nice to receive those kinds of acknowledgements too

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:54
It is kinda nice sometimes just to express yourself and tell people they rock. :D
A kind word goes along way and a good deed to me is never forgoten.

Why is it its not untill you leave a job or your dead people say nice things about you :confused:

Well I said something nice to someone today.

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:56
I didn't get one...
(kidding - I live here!) ;)

Actually you, Bruce and John T got one a long while back when I first started writing them for everything the three of you did to welcome us into NZ. ;)

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:57
yeah you know i was watching a show years ago about a guy who lost both his legs and now really appreciates his life. i was thinking what a tragedy that no one realises these things until after suffering a horrible misfortune, and what a shame there isnt a way to get ppl to realise what life is all about WITHOUT having to go through bad stuff...

then the light slowly dawned... there IS a way - i could learn that same lesson from hearing about HIS experience! without having to have my OWN legs cut off!

life is a lot more... sparkly after realising that - even bad times there's still things to appreciate

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:57
Actually you, Bruce and John T got one a long while back when I first started writing them for everything the three of you did to welcome us into NZ. ;)
So mines in the mail then :rolleyes:

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 03:58
A kind word goes along way and a good deed to me is never forgoten.

Why is it its not untill you leave a job or your dead people say nice things about you :confused:
How do dead folk say nice things?

Oh wait, I understand now. People do say nice things, Tony. Just more often than not, to other folks, not to the person the nice things are about :)

You're right though, I kind word, a smile (even when on the phone to someone), a simple wave - all those things go a long way in making others days brighter. And, hopefully, they pay that deed forward.

klippe
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:01
38 Degrees in Melbourne today. I hope it was raining in Auckland.

40 expected for tomorrow. F1 cars on track at 10am Aussie time. Much fun in the sun.

Picked up an Aussie Media pass (which unfortunately does not allow F1 access - or track access). A step in the right direction, given that I was told it was 'impossible' to even get one of those. More to come on this later in the year.....

Hoping to get at least some F1 shots, although will only have my crappy 90-300 lense available for the long range stuff, so it's going to be tough.

Some big lenses being let through the gates this year (in the hands of 'ordinary' spectators) such as 400mm L series lenses (300 is the limit for a spectator - depends on who you get at the gate).

Track action pretty dead today, speed comparison (F1, Supercar, Road car) not as close as it could have been. V8 won by a small margin but the F1 car was around 4 seconds behind. Will be closer tomorrow.

Kiss are playing Sunday night, been all over the media (almost as much as the GP itself), really looking forward to that.

They have Honeypuffs over here but they are called "Honey Wheets". Bizarre these Aussies.

Peace out my homeys.

Cliff
(carry on with the fighting, it's entertaining)

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:04
38 Degrees in Melbourne today. I hope it was raining in Auckland.

...it wasnt :p

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:04
Cliff do you have any more races at puke?

klippe
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:04
...it wasnt :p

Damn.

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:05
Hehe - Hey Cliff. Melbourne is lovely. I was there way back in 2002.
Good to hear you're having fun

You off to see Kiss? V cool!

Oh, ps - sunny and bright here today.

weka2000
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:08
Hehe - Hey Cliff. Melbourne is lovely. I was there way back in 2002..
We were there 10yrs ago. Sandra was sick the whole week someones preganant :) . Her home town.
Prefered Sydney myself.

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:10
We were there 10yrs ago. Sandra was sick the whole week someones preganant :) . Her home town.
Prefered Sydney myself.
Ah, along came a kid, eh.

My fav city is Vancouver :)

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:11
Damn.

back to hogwarts for you, your spells dont work :p

lol on facebook, theres a quiz called "have you ever" where you get to answer all kinds of weird questions about what you've done in the past

one of them reads like this:

"Have you ever spoken a spell from Harry Potter out loud, even though you knew it wouldn't work?"

LMAO - who DOES that??

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:13
There must be loads of teens would do that...

Sancho
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:13
I wonder if he wears his undies on the outside...




... and has a little cape...

No silly, thats the guy that stands up the front at church ... captain whats-his-name ...

urk

I remember Ray Colombus

Haha, my uncle used to beat him up at school :)

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:18
Haha, my uncle used to beat him up at school :)
Violence runs in the family? ;)


My mother went to school with Lulu - they used to beat each other up.

sothen
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:21
My Father went to school with Steven Jenson ...... I have no idea who he is, I just thought this was a game we could all play :D

photo:

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff212/pastey65/IMG_2173.jpg

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:27
As always - Love it, Sothen :)

Sancho
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:28
A kind word goes along way and a good deed to me is never forgoten.

Why is it its not untill you leave a job or your dead people say nice things about you :confused:

Well I said something nice to someone today.

I do it a little bit, let people know when they are appreciated. Its amazing how far a kibd word can go :)

yeah you know i was watching a show years ago about a guy who lost both his legs and now really appreciates his life. i was thinking what a tragedy that no one realises these things until after suffering a horrible misfortune, and what a shame there isnt a way to get ppl to realise what life is all about WITHOUT having to go through bad stuff...

then the light slowly dawned... there IS a way - i could learn that same lesson from hearing about HIS experience! without having to have my OWN legs cut off!

life is a lot more... sparkly after realising that - even bad times there's still things to appreciate

I had a similar moment a few years back, I had a few FULL ON things happen to me personally and a few close friends die in a short space of time and just realised life is way too short. Happiness and balance is the key in life. I used to be quite ambitious and work lots, from that day on my career went downhill at about the same steady rate my personal happiness went uphill LOL. I ended a 8 year relationship i was in purely because it was comfortable, changed careers well abondoned my career, I don't have one anymore, i just have a job LOL and pretty much turned my life upside down. Never been happier. It was a REALLY hard and scary thing to do and I was very alone and a bit depressed and scared to death at first, but it got better very quickly.

I now have a good balanced lifestyle, I get 3 day weekends, own a lovely house in a very peaceful area, have a beautiful Fiance and the future looks pretty damn bright most of the time. I still forget to appreciate every day, but certainly do alot more than I ever used to.

My partner at the time couldn't understand why I was leaving her, but a year later thanked me. We had no real future together.

jeepers, LOL where did all that come from :)

S-S
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:34
I had a similar moment a few years back... (long personal history here) ...We had no real future together.

jeepers, LOL where did all that come from :)

ahh - now you begin to understand MY powers... :lol:

manipula
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:35
Enough of all this ancestry bollox, watch this, it's VERY funny!

Achmed the dead terrorist Youtube clicky (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go)

sothen
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:37
haha - no I Love YOU man...... com'mere ya big goof. *manhug*




I love that you're so in touch with your inner woman....... nice man-purse Sancho. :D



edti:// hahaa - sorry that was aimed at Sancho Villa..... you other clowns just got in the way of our "guidance counselor moment"

akiwi
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:41
Holy Sh.t.. too much chat today! Taken me till now to catch up.

So am I the only 100% KIWI here. The rest are imports or bitsas. Figures :lol:
I said earlier.. my grandparents grandparents on both sides came to New Zealand.
I messed up the purity by moving to Europe & Marrying an Egyptian born Austrian who lives in Germany.

There is no 100% Maori be lucky to find a 1/4. Far as im concerned 4th generation make me 100% New Zealander
I haven't many with a long NZ herritage. Probably because all the travellers I met had UK or European passports so they could easily stay & work. I had to do it the hard way.

At this point I'm picturing a starving weka in a open blue robe being stuck up on a cross with Selleys No More Nails shouting incoherent political ramblings.

Dave in the background "Down with HDR"

That is hilarious!! :lol:

ok so i was drawn into a game and i still suck, all these years later
then i searched asteroids and i still suck at that too
I can still hear the funky melody that it plays.

How do dead folk say nice things?

....
I watched the film "The 6th sense" with Bruce Willis last night. There the dead people found a way.

My Father went to school with Steven Jenson ...... I have no idea who he is, I just thought this was a game we could all play :D

photo:

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff212/pastey65/IMG_2173.jpg
Another very cool photo Brent.
Keep em coming.

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:44
Hot dang, Sancho. Good for you. what you did is more courageous than most anyone would ever have the gut's to do.

I currently have a friend in crisis, whom I may have mentioned before is sucking the very life out of me for want of help. But ultimately isn't helping himself. And, probably as a very cruel tactic (I've already tried everything else), I have had to get hard on him. Let him know that what he is going through doesn't make him special, and that others go through far worse. He has threatened his life, but in this instance I have purely mentioned that he's just too damn selfish and cowardice if that's what he is thinking (no matter what anyone says, it's never really that bad.. and for this dude, it's not). In past instances, that sort of threat from people sucked me in severely. I now realise, is emotional blackmail. So, not anymore.... bad attention is better than no attention to some, I guess.

I don't really know where my train of thought went there.. just basically, things can change if you have the will and the determination to do so.

iKirst
13th of March 2008 (Thu), 04:46
haha - no I Love YOU man...... com'mere ya big goof. *manhug*




I love that you're so in touch with your inner woman....... nice man-purse Sancho. :D



edti:// hahaa - sorry that was aimed at Sancho Villa..... you other clowns just got in the way of our "guidance counselor moment"It's called a Murse ;)

I watched the film "The 6th sense" with Bruce Willis last night. There the dead people found a way
Good flick! I knew he was dead before it ended..