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Popper
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 05:21
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to a dealer?

Travisj
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 06:38
Damn it man, ya had me going and I was ready to jump all over it and tell ya to get the hell out and run like the wind. :lol:

Jim G
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 06:40
Heh. Nice one :p

Now, I wonder if you could make it into a photography joke...

Mike
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 06:40
^^What he said!!^^ :D

John_B
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 07:25
Popper,
Sounds like you need a macro lens to capture the wonderful moment of valve leakage......

You had me going too... :lol:

DDA
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 08:09
I told you you should have bought this 1200mm! You could have checked your Harley and your wife comfortably seated in your chair ;-)

All-Decked-Out
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 08:21
I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to a dealer?

That is definately a DIY project, but if you can't get it I will head over and give you a hand just as soon as your wife finishes making my sandwich. :p

the_incubus
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 08:56
haha. that was a good one! had me going. :D

Chet
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 09:39
So whatever happened with the wife? Did she come home that evening? Sorry about the leak I'm sure it can be repaired unlike your marriage.

Pete
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 09:41
So whatever happened with the wife? Did she come home that evening? Sorry about the leak I'm sure it can be repaired unlike your marriage.

It's just a joke...

Wazza
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 09:49
She came back well ridden

Strayz
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 14:33
What year and make is the Harley? Why isn't it in the garage and the car parked outside. :)
And get some card board or kittly litter under your ride to keep the harley from "Marking it's territory".

Had me going as well..

Bootsie
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 14:41
HaHa you got me too. :)

Chet
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 14:47
It's just a joke...

Just playing along. ;)

SlowBlink
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 14:53
First LOL of the day. Thanks :)

Mum2J&M
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 14:57
And you had me feeling sorry for you! Shame, shame.

cowpix
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 18:36
Popper, you have a great sense of humor! :lol::lol:

Chris Dana
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 19:03
I've seen that before with different vehicles inserted in place of the Harley. Still funny though.

the_incubus
13th of February 2008 (Wed), 23:18
.....and the only cure...is more cowbell! More cowbell!


(the title reminded me of that skit)

Popper
14th of February 2008 (Thu), 04:46
I've decided to move on. Too much maintenance, too many miles, just more trouble than it's worth to keep. But I will get the Harley fixed this weekend .

:lol: