Best Blond Joke ever!

[Falkon]

I just found the best blond joke I have ever seen.:twisted:

Blond joke (http://www.7fire.com/)

[Wazza]

That's a good one. Well worth the wait!

[Falkon]

Very funny and safe for work too.

[Anke]

...I don't get it.

[Falkon]

...I don't get it.

HEHEhe;)

[FlyingPhotog]

...I don't get it.

Wait for it... ;)

[Livinthalife]

that sucks! :) I'm a brownie too :(

[Anke]

OK, I've been waiting for 20 minutes now, I'm gonna give it another 20 and I'm giving up.

[FlyingPhotog]

OK, I've been waiting for 20 minutes now, I'm gonna give it another 20 and I'm giving up.

Damn,

Another perfectly good keyboard goes to an early grave...

:shock::razz:

[elysium]

I really dont get it. It was stuck on this loading screen for ages...

[cylentka]

I really dont get it. It was stuck on this loading screen for ages...

duh... ??

[SoaringUSAEagle]

I got it real quick. I'm gonna send this to my wife, a blonde, just to see what she does.

[cylentka]

I got it real quick. I'm gonna send this to my wife, a blonde, just to see what she does.

My cat is blonde, he's still watching it... ;):p

[Aaagogo]

the replies are better than the joke

[Falkon]

the replies are better than the joke

I was thinking the same thing.:D

[elysium]

duh... ??
I forgot, sarcasm doesn't work online well.

[webcrawlur]

I forgot, sarcasm doesn't work online well.
It should have been accompanied by at least one of these...:p:p:p

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

I don't get how the blonde got there in the first place :-)

[elysium]

It should have been accompanied by at least one of these...:p:p:pYeah but doing that seems to make it too obvious. Posting without those leaves it more open ended, don't ya think?:confused::confused::confused:

[webcrawlur]

I'll agree that the translation can get lost, but that's why the smilies are there, at least for me :lol:. I think the smilies are cool.:cool: Try them out, you might like them.;)

[SlowBlink]

I emailed Firefox support and waiting to see why it's not finishing. I'll wait till then so don't spoil it for me.

[20droger]

My cat is blonde, he's still watching it... ;):p
The cat has a legitimate excuse. The others...

[20droger]

I'll agree that the translation can get lost, but that's why the smilies are there, at least for me :lol:. I think the smilies are cool.:cool: Try them out, you might like them.;)
Or not!

Me, I prefer English.

[RandyMN]

Does that mean those using dial-up are blonder?

[webcrawlur]

Or not!

Me, I prefer English.
You are entitled to your opinion, eh?:lol:

:confused:Sorry they make you :(. Good thing there's a limit on how many can get used, ;).
:rolleyes:Ok, I'll behave now.:p:cool:

[20droger]

You are entitled to your opinion, eh?:lol:

:confused:Sorry they make you :(. Good thing there's a limit on how many can get used, ;).
:rolleyes:Ok, I'll behave now.:p:cool:
What?!! And break precedent?!!

[20droger]

People are stange creatures.

Back in the dark ages, I wrote a utility to defreg hard drives (well before MSDOS). I wrote it in assembly, so it would run fast. But, processor speeds being what they were back then, it still took between 3-5 minutes to defrag a typical 30 MB (yes, that's megabytes, not gigabytes) hard drive (14" platters).

People loved it, but complained about how slow it was.

The solution? Make it slightly slower by printing a dot on the screen every half second and refreshing the line of dots every 64 dots. Yup! Made it slower!!

People raved about how much I improved performance.

Go figure.

[webcrawlur]

The dark ages, lol. Whatever it takes to keep them occupied, little dots can serve the purpose.;) That's what smilies are, right? Little dots.:lol:

[thekid24]

OK, I've been waiting for 20 minutes now, I'm gonna give it another 20 and I'm giving up.
This actually made me laugh more than the joke itself....:lol:

[ironchef31]

I emailed Firefox support and waiting to see why it's not finishing. I'll wait till then so don't spoil it for me.

You need to follow up to see if they received the "e" you mailed to them.

[Michael]

Haha, took me a while to get it! Then I realised...

[Lordedmond]

does it work under OS X :oops:

[Wazza]

Some people may be running Firefox 3. I understand it's not compatible with this format ;)

[SlowBlink]

You need to follow up to see if they received the "e" you mailed to them.

That's strange, every time I mail them an E they mail me an F and a U. Puzzling to say the least.

[Darsk47]

Some people may be running Firefox 3. I understand it's not compatible with this format ;)

I have been, but then realized the FAT handles on this were underslung. I added a GUI to the the second ladder wrung of the sling logic and bam! Bob's your uncle!! No issues with compatibility.

Joke plays fine even from their slow server. 8)

[20droger]

Yeah, I have problems with underslung fat handles, too. My doctor said I need to get in better shape. I told him a sphere is a perfect shape, and I'm almost there!

To be politically correct, I am a "person of size."

[Johan Groenewald]

;)This joke just cost me an hour of my day and about $9.37 of petrol for my generator. Falcon, crazy old man.

[theflyingkiwi]

I don't understand why some people are saying it taking some time to load. it loaded quickly for me.

perhaps it's because I am on dailup???

[Falkon]

;)This joke just cost me an hour of my day and about $9.37 of petrol for my generator. Falcon, crazy old man.

Sorry about that. I can't give you your hour back but here is $9.37 for you.