Kissing the Elk.....really

[ssim]

Ok Leo... next trip it is your turn.

Ian and I headed out to Omega Parc for the day. The lighting wasn't great but a good time was had nonetheless.

I just about wet myself when Ian started this.

http://www.pbase.com/ssim/image/37628663.jpg

http://www.pbase.com/ssim/image/37628664.jpg

[Belmondo]

Suspicions confirmed.
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif

[Moppie]

ROFLOL!!!!!!

[Belmondo]

BTW, which one of you has the orange tongue? http://photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif

[peter/c]

Looks like true love to Me!

[RbnDave]

I think you guys finally lost it. I don't know what's worse, Ian kissing an Elk or you taking a picture of it. Whose idea was the carat in the Ian's mouth?

That must have been one hungry elk. Most animals would run from an Aztek.

[Belmondo]

Hey Ian.

Looks like your girlfriend could use a little electrolysis!

[stoneylonesome]

Yup love at first sight, who made the first advance?? :D :D :D

[IanD]

BTW, which one of you has the orange tongue? :-P The other elk standing off to the left:p:p:p

[ssim]

BTW, which one of you has the orange tongue? http://photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif

How did I just know that it would be you that actually had to raise the tongue thing.

[IanD]

I think you guys finally lost it. I don't know what's worse, Ian kissing an Elk or you taking a picture of it. Whose idea was the carat in the Ian's mouth?

That must have been one hungry elk. Most animals would run from an Aztek. Dave, I must confess it was I that had the brain f#$t. Thought it would be cute. Didn't realize that ole Fast Finger Sheldon had the camera on me. The elk are very friendly, however the Russian Boars are overly aggressive and very possessive:):):):)

[Belmondo]

How did I just know that it would be you that actually had to raise the tongue thing.
I'm a moderator, and my responsibility is to keep this forum on a high moral and intellectural plane.

You're the guys going around kissing elks. Not me.

Sheesh.

I only hope you didn't achieve that level of intimacy on just a first date.

[IanD]

I'm a moderator, and my responsibility is to keep this forum on a high moral and intellectural plane.

You're the guys going around kissing elks. Not me.

Sheesh.

I only hope you didn't achieve that level of intimacy on just a first date. Hey, I do have morals. This is the second time I've met this elk and the first time with the carrot thing.:):):)
First time we ment was with Scott and Leo as chaprons:p:p

[Scottes]

So you Canadians have changed the French language and now you're changing French kissing?

I may never go to Montreal again. The thought sends a chill up my spine.

:)

[boomer1959]

BTW, which one of you has the orange tongue? http://photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tom W]

How did I just know that it would be you that actually had to raise the tongue thing.
I'm a bit concerned that other things might have been raised in the incident.

[meow]

Why wasn't there a warning on this thread? I'm too young to see things like this. :shock:

[amitnike]

wat a smoochhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D

[LazyPhotographer]

With regard to this new "relationship", I suppose both families will raise concerns... but there's so little love in the world - why fight it? I'm not surprised or shocked, we all knew this was coming eventually, Ian's been dropping hints for months. ;-)

[marie]

but there's so little love in the world - why fight it? I'm not surprised or shocked, we all knew this was coming eventually,

Ian's been dropping hints for months. http://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_wink.giflol lol

massive amounts of smilies missing here

I thought only asses (donkey's to some) ate carrots
learn something new every day.


I guess this is the time of year for 'little donkey's ' anyway


psst
great shots of great guys sheldon

it will go down in history with his (the donkey on the left) grandchildren

he he he

http://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif

[charlesu]

I saw this last night and it totally cracked me up. What a great capture. Glad he didn't get bitten in the process.

[IanD]

I saw this last night and it totally cracked me up. What a great capture. Glad he didn't get bitten in the process.
Charles,
No bites, however I do have chapped lips this morning
:) :) :) :) :)

[EoSD30fReAk]

aaaaah you finaly came out of the closet!

how did the family take the news ? :-D :-D :-D :-D

i hope he didn't have to bad breath for you ;)

[KartGirlsMom]

ewww. Not a shot that would have occured to me, I confess.

[ssim]

Found one more on the card even more close and personal.

http://www.pbase.com/ssim/image/37634605.jpg

[CyberDyneSystems]

Smoth mover Ian,.. you definately know how to treat the ladies ;)

(she's geougous by the way.. does she have a sister?)

[Meerkat17]

After Duck and Deer butts we now get to the truth...
What are the Canadian laws on bestiality
Anyhow I hope your family stand by you...

I may never stop laughing - and I thought the Bellybutton Duck from last year one was funny!
Cheers
David

[Scottes]

(she's geougous by the way.. does she have a sister?)
Even more important - can the sister cook?

[dewmuw]

Didn't Hugh Grant get arrested for that sort of thing? :D

[Scottes]

Didn't Hugh Grant get arrested for that sort of thing? :D
Yeah, but he apologized, so it's OK now.

I don't think we're going to get an apology out of Ian...

[Belmondo]

Besides, in the Hugh Grant episode, HE was the good looking one.

[IanD]

Even more important - can the sister cook? The fun part here is that the sister can cook and you can cook the sister. May I suggest roasted with tiny new potatoes and glazed carrots (pardon the pun) and a glass of a dry red?
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

[IanD]

I don't think we're going to get an apology out of Ian... For what:confused::confused::confused::confused::confu sed::confused::confused::confused:

[Scottes]

See what I mean?

[marie]

For whathttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif


http://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif >>>>>>>

tongue tactics ?



http://www.photoshare.co.nz/PhotoShareGallery1/100543/104697/untitled225544.jpg:-D :grin: :grin: :-D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool: :p

[stoneylonesome]

I'm still trying to figure out the look in the Elk's eye, is it Lust, Fear, hunger, or total confusion :lol: :lol: :? :? :lol: :lol:

[Moppie]

I'm still trying to figure out the look in the Elk's eye,............

I think its intoxication......

[Scottes]

I think its intoxication......
Intoxicated by love. No doubt. I've seen the man in action in person - the elk just swoon when he comes by.

[IanD]

OK I'll tell you all my secret so you don't have to go out and buy my soon to be released book entitled " 7 Ways to an Elk's Heart"........
Fermented carrots......gets em every time:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

[Wazza]

So that's what happens when you don't share your veges around?

:D

[PacAce]

:shock: :shock: Well, all I can say is...at least she not a slobberer! :shock: :shock:

I don't think I'll ever eat another carrot again!

[ssim]

Now here is the upside of going in the winter, the elk weren't slobbering at all.

This one was a real sweetheart. I think Ian nicknamed her Miss Manners. In fact I think they exchanged phone numbers.http://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/santa/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/santa/icon_rolleyes.gif

[IanD]

Now here is the upside of going in the winter, the elk weren't slobbering at all.

This one was a real sweetheart. I think Ian nicknamed her Miss Manners. In fact I think they exchanged phone numbers.http://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/santa/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/santa/icon_rolleyes.gif Geez you have a short memory. I called her Main Squeeze #1. :):):):):)

[Scottes]

I called her Main Squeeze #1.
Tell Candace to check her email.

Man, I love blackmail....

[Belmondo]

Tell Candace to check her email.

Man, I love blackmail....
Besides Candace and the Aztek, what does Ian have that you could possibly want?

[Scottes]

Candace I'll keep. But I'd sell the Aztek since I need a new lens cap for my 50mm.

Email is cheap. Blackmail is good. I'll take what I can get, really.

[IanD]

Besides Candace and the Aztek, what does Ian have that you could possibly want? I got a sit n' drive lawnmower and some fancy plastic deck chairs:):):)

[PacAce]

I got a sit n' drive lawnmower and some fancy plastic deck chairs:):):)

You mean that set that's no longer a complete set because one unmentionable dude from south of the border sat on one chair after having one too many Timmy's cup of coffee and broke it to pieces? You mean that set of deck chairs? :confused:

:mrgreen:

[Scottes]

If it's that same set, then I sure as heck don't want them! They break too easy, and it's not even a complete set!

The lawnmower would make a nice Christmas present for the wife, though.... She has a hard time mowing the hill with that old push lawnmower.

[cmM]

hahahahaha :D :D :D
How did I miss this? This is priceless!

How can you not love the look in the elk's eyes :cool:

Sheldon, you've captured a beautiful Kodak moment!

[Belmondo]

I got a sit n' drive lawnmower and some fancy plastic deck chairs:):):)
I love your wife and admire her patience and understanding in what must be a very difficult relationship for her.

I lust for your riding mower.

Plastic deck chairs would probably just melt here.

[IanD]

You mean that set that's no longer a complete set because one unmentionable dude from south of the border sat on one chair after having one too many Timmy's cup of coffee and broke it to pieces? You mean that set of deck chairs? :confused:

:mrgreen:
they be the ones. now what the heck am I supposed to do with 3 chairs?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[IanD]

I love your wife and admire her patience and understanding in what must be a very difficult relationship for her.

I lust for your riding mower.

Plastic deck chairs would probably just melt here.
Difficult for her? What about me and .....oh never mind. I have to go and buy a couple of bushels of oats...... :D :D :D :D

[ssim]

I lust for your riding mower. The lawnmower would make a nice Christmas present for the wife, though.... She has a hard time mowing the hill with that old push lawnmower. Scott, did you ever see the lawn get done when you were here. I think not. Candace is very protective of her lawnmower. Now as much as she loves this little unit what do you think your wife would say about getting something second hand.http://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/santa/icon_confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/santa/icon_confused.gif

Next time you are here though I'm sure they would let you take it for a spin.

Personally, I can think of better things to lust over Tom.

http://www.pbase.com/ssim/image/37783328.jpg

[IanD]

Scott, did you ever see the lawn get done when you were here. I think not. Candace is very protective of her lawnmower. Now as much as she loves this little unit what do you think your wife would say about getting something second hand.http://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/santa/icon_confused.gifhttp://www.photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/santa/icon_confused.gif

Next time you are here though I'm sure they would let you take it for a spin.

Personally, I can think of better things to lust over Tom.

http://www.pbase.com/ssim/image/37783328.jpg Does it come with a snow blower attatchment?:):):):)

[Belmondo]

This is more what I had in mind.

http://www.deere.com/en_GB/images/library/golf_turf/trailed_hyd/365_gang_296.jpg

[PacAce]

This is more what I had in mind.

http://www.deere.com/en_GB/images/library/golf_turf/trailed_hyd/365_gang_296.jpg

Tom, wouldn't you be better of with a snow blower attachment instead of the grass cutter? That way, you can blow the desert sand of your driveway and side walk. :lol: :mrgreen:

BTW, I didn't know artificial turf in the desert needed to get mowed.