Can you imagine shooting a wedding with this bride?

[OdiN1701]

Not sure where to post this, but I saw this on another forum.

Note - this image is probably NOT safe for work, but there is no (full) nudity...might be subjective.

NSFW - http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o61/bloodyeckz1/get-attachment-2-1.jpg - NSFW


Can you imagine? Might be hard keeping the groomsmens eyes on the camera.

Can you imagine being the father walking the bride down the asile?

[heycow]

Wow, what an awesome dress for so many reasons. :)

(As a father of a 19-month old girl, I can tell you my daughter will NOT be wearing something like that...what do you mean "it's not up to me and I just have to pay"? Oh...)

[OdiN1701]

Would you honestly want to marry someone who wore that to your wedding though?

[BrokenRoad]

Would you honestly want to marry someone who wore that to your wedding though?
You know I had the same thought.
The dress is almost scary

[heycow]

Who said anything about marriage? :) (My wife won't know why, but when she gets home she's going to hit me.)

It's funny, because without the fact that she's wearing a wedding dress, I wouldn't have put money on that girl being the "marrying kind".

[thestig99]

Classy...

[timbernet]

Looks like the photographer has a 24-70L I think...

[OdiN1701]

Looks like the photographer has a 24-70L I think...

Yeah I noticed that too heh.

[20droger]

Just dripping with class. Too bad it's all lower.

But then, I've seen worse.

[kevin_c]

I see they started on the vodka early :-)

Amazing what you can do with silicone these days... :-)

[kevin_c]

Looks like the photographer has a 24-70L I think...

eh... what photographer! ;)

[In2Photos]

SWEET!

I think I need to tell my wife that we need to renew our vows and we should buy her a new dress. :p

If I were a guest at that wedding we would have left as soon as we saw her. No way my wife sticks around for that. :lol:

[Scott McLoud]

Looks like the photographer has a 24-70L I think...
LOL! you seen him after how many hours studdying the pic? :lol::lol:

[Mike]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4237/omgblinky3sm.gif

Maybe they couldn't quite afford to pay for a whole dress!

[bubbawillums]

Looks like Kerry Katona..

[neilwood32]

I didnt know white silk was being rationed? If fact, looking at that dress im surprised she dared to wear white!!

[gjl711]

Am I missing something.. I think it’s a nice dress. ;):)

[shannyD]

Just dripping with class. Too bad it's all lower.

But then, I've seen worse.


the same words ran through my mind the second i saw this.

[EOS_JD]

Looks like Kerry Katona..


That's a slur on the girl in that photo!

[Vulcan58]

So, that's the crop version - wonder what the full frame dress is like then.:eek:

[SlowBlink]

I'm wondering what she was wearing before she walked into the church.

[MDJAK]

that's a photoshop job. No way, no how, anyone would wear a dress like that. It'd have to be Crazy Glued to her nips to stay up.

me

[eddarr]

It'd have to be Crazy Glued to her nips to stay up.

me

Wouldn't be the first time that's been done.



Reminds me of the classic line by Travis Tritt. "I like em trashy as me".

[fubarhouse]

That's awesome, but just obscene, should be classed as lingerie not a formal weding dress.
Just on a side note, can you imagine how distracted the minister would get!!!???

[20droger]

That's awesome, but just obscene, should be classed as lingerie not a formal weding dress.
Just on a side note, can you imagine how distracted the minister would get!!!???
Not very if he's been around long. As I said, I've seen worse.

As for the "crazy glue" comment, costumes such as that are held in place by body cement, very much like rubber cement, but non-toxic. You know, the kind of glue that held the star in place during the infamous "wardrobe malfunction"!

[M_ark]

wow, so they use GLUE to hold the stars in place - wow, so many of my other questions are now answered!

[robie]

All I can say is that guy had some fun that night!

[Tendy]

Well she don't look too happy,wonder what the groom felt,wonder what her father felt! And what was the dress maker on?

[cheson74]

I bet he had a heck of a honeymoon but will always worry about his wife until the divorce.

[Miyagi-san]

I really wish I wasn't at work so I could see this....the suspense is killing me lol

[gjl711]

I really wish I wasn't at work so I could see this....the suspense is killing me lolThe suspense is better than the payoff. ;)

[kja]

But then, I've seen worse.

I honestly can't imagine what you could have seen! Yikies!

[ccc_javier]

I can see the priest face!

[gjl711]

I honestly can't imagine what you could have seen! Yikies!
You have never been to a nudist wedding I see. :)

[Skid]

He could have at least cloned out the spot on that girls nose, to the left of the photo. Geeeeeez !

[runninmann]

And it's white?!

[arnie12]

And it's white?!
Yes and it is a dress....

[runninmann]

Yes and it is a dress....I'll take your word for it :lol:.

[S-S]

just on an aesthetic level, the dress looks weird. the way it comes right up her chest underneath the breasts makes them look odd, droopy and 'stuck-on' - not very flattering even if you can ignore all the reasons why a dress like that just isnt flattering in itself

[arnie12]

I'll take your word for it :lol:.
Did I ever lie to you? ;)

[ejicon]

This picture has been floating around for a while now on the celebrity gossip sites. Would love to see more pictures of this wedding. I wonder what the bride's-mates wore? They were probably fully covered. :D

[20droger]

Well, she's probably not a houri, or a vestal.

[Roy Mathers]

According to the Qu'ran, one of the attributes of the houris is that they are 'voluptuous', so she certainly fits there! :D

[20droger]

I'm glad she fits somewhere! She certainly doesn't fit that dress!

[neilwood32]

I'm glad she fits somewhere! She certainly doesn't fit that dress!

She does - just not very well!:p

[runninmann]

She looks kind of houri to me:lol:.

[mikerault]

Looks like maybe a wardrobe malfunction...like a strap or straps let go....

[Titus213]

She obviously ordered the dress THEN had the implants.

Just a bit of bad planning - was supposed to be the other way around.

[bestfromnw]

:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:
ummmmm

[Tixeon]

The photo looks about two big f/stops overexposed to me.:oops: