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charlesu
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 18:36
My dog is a person. Sorry if you don't agree. Labs don't recognize or associate with other dog breeds because they know they are people. ;)
http://www.runways.com/images/Richard%202-19-05%20009%20scr%20m.jpg
symes
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 18:43
That is a great shot of a Beautiful Dog...I mean person...
timmyquest
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 19:03
He looks rather human indeed...
lomond
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 19:25
He reminds me of the black lab in the films " The Damb Busters " and I think Michael Cain had one in " The Battle of Britain"
Labs are very intelligent people, ask him who played Guy Gibson in "The Damb Busters". :)
charlesu
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 19:27
He would know.
If you ask a lab if you are smart, they will respond: "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!"
If you ask a lab if you are good looking, they will respond: "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!"
If you ask them if they prefer a managed economy or a free-market system they will respond: "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!"
LOL
Or, consider the old joke.....
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives head of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Already done. Oh and I brought the rest of the wiring up to code while I was at it.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Try and make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
cactusclay
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 19:33
I really like the pose and he/she is a beautiful looking Lab.
lomond
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 19:33
If I asked him to send me one of your models, how would he respond?
Yes,yes, yes. :) :) :)
IanD
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 19:34
I have to agree with everything that Charles says. Then again, I'm owned by a Yellow Lab:):):):)
Dirty Shirt
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 19:42
Looks like he hasn't missed a meal.
lomond
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 19:50
He would know.
If you ask a lab if you are smart, they will respond: "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!"
If you ask a lab if you are good looking, they will respond: "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!"
If you ask them if they prefer a managed economy or a free-market system they will respond: "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!"
LOL
Or, consider the old joke.....
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives head of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Already done. Oh and I brought the rest of the wiring up to code while I was at it.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Try and make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
OK. My excuse is Lagavulin malt whisky, what's yours ?
Mills
14th of March 2005 (Mon), 22:04
My two Labs are way more intelligent than me. Just ask them! Looks like is is yelling at you Charles. You must have been paying too much attention to one of your OTHER beautiful subjects.
J.A.F. Doorhof
15th of March 2005 (Tue), 00:18
I love labs, especially black ones, in the past we had one too.
Airedale1
15th of March 2005 (Tue), 01:01
There's a Black Lab, Yellow Lab and a Chocolate lab sitting in the waiting room of the vet's office (stop me if you've heard this one before:lol: )
The Black Lab says to the Yellow Lab, "What are you here for?" The Yellow Lab responds, "Well, I'll tell you. I'm a chewer. I can't help myself I just chew everything and the final straw was the other day I chewed up my master's wallet. So, I am here to be put down. The other two Labs say that's terrible.
The Yellow Lab turns to the Chocolate Lab and says, "What are you here for?" The Chocolate Lab responds, "Well, I'll tell you. I'm a pisser. You name it and I've pee'd on it and the final straw was the other day I pee'd on my master's brand new mattress. So, I am here to be put down too. The other two Labs say that's terrible.
Now they both turn to the Black Lab and say, "What are you here for?" The Black Lab responds, "Well, I'll tell you. I'm a humper. I just can't control myself. I hump everything; trees, poles, hydrants, whatever is available and the other day my master was just drying herself off after taking a shower, when she dropped her towel and bent over to pick it up. Well, I gotta tell you I just couldn't resist.
The Yellow Lab says, "So, I guess we'll all be put down together," to which the Black Lab replies, "NO, I'm just here to get my nails trimmed.":lol:
DSMITH131
15th of March 2005 (Tue), 05:22
And yall though Charles was the one behind all the beautiful models he been posting
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