View Full Version : Canon Tells Workers: Go Home and Multiply
harfooz
26th of January 2009 (Mon), 06:51
Saw this on CNN.com this morning, and thought you folks might want to give it a glance, as it relates to Canon's workers in Japan:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/01/26/canon.babies/index.html
Somehow, I don't think my employer will let me off at 5:30 for the same purpose. :cry:
panthersdan
26th of January 2009 (Mon), 07:02
I was just about to post this too! Does this keep their employees happier, you think? Happy employees make happy products.
harfooz
26th of January 2009 (Mon), 07:30
It'd sure keep me happier!
nuffi
26th of January 2009 (Mon), 09:27
Somehow, I don't think my employer will let me off at 5:30 for the same purpose. :cry:
Perhaps your employers don't get as much out of their workforce as Canon Japan does from these guys.... :p
Japanese folk are renowned for working too hard, you know!
NewfCop188
26th of January 2009 (Mon), 15:10
I guess its similar to the Spanish siesta, where a nap during the day improves performance, certainly this would improve my performance :)
Atiyeh
26th of January 2009 (Mon), 15:31
Japan and Italy are in a severe population decline... govt will be sponsoring babies :)
"Go home and make love to your Italian woman!... but sir, I have a report to finish up before close of business....no, you're right, Ill go home and hit it"
daleftw
27th of January 2009 (Tue), 05:44
Australia has a baby bonus to "sponsor" babies to a degree. You used to get $5k lump sum if you had a baby, now they're doing monthly payments, and now it's means tested (before it wasn't so even if you were rich you got it). As a response to the ageing population.
I really do think it got abused by lower socioeconomical groups though. So basically, there's a ton of kids out there who aren't getting what's best for them because their mother popped them out for a bit of money :confused:
FlyingPhotog
27th of January 2009 (Tue), 06:16
I've had one or two employers over the years let me go home before 5:30 and oddly enough, both suggested I attempt to "multiply" alone... :shock:
SMP_Homer
27th of January 2009 (Tue), 09:44
I guess its similar to the Spanish siesta, where a nap during the day improves performance, certainly this would improve my performance :)
The opposite for me... I'd need a nap...
mrbojangles13
28th of January 2009 (Wed), 23:05
its really funny how in so many countries there are too many people having babies and in other countries they are giving you "make baby" lunch breaks
NewfCop188
31st of January 2009 (Sat), 21:41
its really funny how in so many countries there are too many people having babies and in other countries they are giving you "make baby" lunch breaks
good point, maybe we could start a worldwide re-distribution program?
F/M Bill
10th of February 2009 (Tue), 17:35
good point, maybe we could start a worldwide re-distribution program?
That's been tried before with disastrous results!
40DAndy
13th of February 2009 (Fri), 22:45
So....generally speaking, the wifey couldn't say no when your response is, "Well, my boss told me to do it, my job depends on it..."
At least it would be a good try?
blackwell17
16th of February 2009 (Mon), 17:52
I've had one or two employers over the years let me go home before 5:30 and oddly enough, both suggested I attempt to "multiply" alone... :shock:
haha thats awesome!! :lol:
reconstyle
26th of February 2009 (Thu), 09:28
Japan and Italy are in a severe population decline... govt will be sponsoring babies :)
"Go home and make love to your Italian woman!... but sir, I have a report to finish up before close of business....no, you're right, Ill go home and hit it"
haha awesome!
Mfotography
27th of February 2009 (Fri), 10:44
i use work time to get a break from the ladies... dont take my "me" time away!
BBrat
3rd of March 2009 (Tue), 12:26
please dont show my wife this:rolleyes:
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