Mugged by the Title Fairy

[number six]

Hey, TF. Yeah, YOU.

You know, don't you, that I never said that?

-js

[_aravena]

You talk about your pipeline and how it was stuffed with something so it's implied. Plus, when you try to give someone else a title...well, the TF does not take kindly to someone moving in on his job. Tsk tsk :p

[dispatchermike21]

Wow going for a worse title... if thats possible.

[Stealthy Ninja]

You did sorta ask for it dude. :p

Wow going for a worse title... if thats possible.

:lol:

Going for the title: "Turd Fairy" perhaps?

[dave kadolph]

Be careful what you wish for!

[Stealthy Ninja]

Hey, TF. Yeah, YOU.

You know, don't you, that I never said that?

-js

It's not a quote, it's a description. :lol: :p

[number six]

What have I got to lose?

-js

[Perry Ge]

Psh, quit 'yer whining. I never said my title either :p.

[_aravena]

No, but you rightfully earned as you thought it! ;)

[Perry Ge]

Yeah but I ain't whinging about it. :p

[Stealthy Ninja]

Yeah but I ain't whinging about it. :p

Yes you are :p

I never said mine in geek speak. But I did post a lot of 1337 5p33k before, so i deserve mine 1 7h1nk.

[Perry Ge]

You know, stealth and red don't often go together :lol:.

[_aravena]

Perry also got a avatar change. At least six didn't get that. :lol: Some picture of a turd! http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol2.gif

[Stealthy Ninja]

You know, stealth and red don't often go together :lol:.

You know obviousness and irony sort of do go together (ironically that is).

:p

What ever do you mean mr. perry? Check out my awesome stealthiness here in the forest:
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=322792&stc=1&d=1227769010

[bacchanal]

wtf makes a dude go out into the woods in a red cape, ski mask, and rubber gloves? :lol:

[Stealthy Ninja]

wtf makes a dude go out into the woods in a red cape, ski mask, and rubber gloves? :lol:

If you have to ask you'll never know. :cool:

Heres a cut down version of the answer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwrIQ-bIISk&feature=channel_page

[bacchanal]

If you have to ask you'll never know. :cool:

Heres a cut down version of the answer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwrIQ-bIISk&feature=channel_page

Whoa, nice! That is quality stuff.

[Stealthy Ninja]

Whoa, nice! That is quality stuff.

Yeah, I'm going back to Australia soon to make another short film with the same guy (my friend). I might use the 5Dmkii to make it (I saved you all by keeping this thread loosely camera based).

[T.D.]

wtf makes a dude go out into the woods in a red cape, ski mask, and rubber gloves? :lol:

That's the work of a stealthy thread hijacker there. :)

[Stealthy Ninja]

That's the work of a stealthy thread hijacker there. :)

I just likes the attention:
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=324552&stc=1&d=1228448223

[_aravena]

The epitome of too much free time.

[Stealthy Ninja]

The epitome of too much free time.

LOL I'm at work... shhh! ;)

[tkoutdoor]

Psh, quit 'yer whining. I never said my title either :p....and if you get tired of your avatar your Title doesn't make sense anymore...

[tkoutdoor]

You know, stealth and red don't often go together :lol:.They do in China...

[Stealthy Ninja]

...and if you get tired of your avatar your Title doesn't make sense anymore...

Yes it does: http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=455916

[tkoutdoor]

You know obviousness and irony sort of do go together (ironically that is).

:p

What ever do you mean mr. perry? Check out my awesome stealthiness here in the forest:
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=322792&stc=1&d=1227769010

Hey that looks like Doom!

[_aravena]

Yes, Perry has earned his seat in infamy beside LR.

[DDCSD]

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.




The title, not the goofy ninja.

[Stealthy Ninja]

They do in China...

China is the land of the free.

http://www.greatfirewallofchina.org/test/index.php?id=1304

[DDCSD]

I was half expecting to see "Cream of the Crap" under my name.

[tkoutdoor]

Yes it does: http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=455916Sorry Perry... I'm guessing they thought the demand for a "Batteries for Dummies" manual wouldn't have been high enough to break even. You didn't RTFM that came with your batteries either I take it... :cool:

[tkoutdoor]

China is the land of the free.

http://www.greatfirewallofchina.org/test/index.php?id=1304It's where the reds live who practice Martial Arts... where a comfortable yet small percentage of the population enjoy freedom on their terms. Those who set on top of the heap, dung heap though it is. The rest try to go unnoticed in an attempt to live a life uninterrupted by the chosen few. Hence the birth of the Red Ninja.

[Stealthy Ninja]

I was half expecting to see "Cream of the Crap" under my name.

Now, that's just gross. bw!

[S.Horton]

Look, anyone taking videos of a sewer line inspection, well........

Congratulations!

[tonylong]

You know, we all feel empathy for Number 6, yes, even sympathy.

But, Number 6, when you see fit to grace us with your presence could you, well, pack some internet-capable air freshener:)?

[Stealthy Ninja]

You know, we all feel empathy for Number 6, yes, even sympathy.

But, Number 6, when you see fit to grace us with your presence could you, well, pack some internet-capable air freshener:)?

I'll be the straight man.

You mean he stinks?

[S.Horton]

I'll be the straight man.

You mean he stinks?

No.

He is fertilizer.

[Stealthy Ninja]

No.

He is fertilizer.

He's keeping this thread growing, that's for sure. :lol:

[DDCSD]

Why are we wasting our perfectly good superfluous posts here instead of the 6.5 thread?

[GSansoucie]

If you have to ask you'll never know. :cool:

Heres a cut down version of the answer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwrIQ-bIISk&feature=channel_page


YouTube? Why'd I waste a slot in my Netflix Queue for this?

[Stealthy Ninja]

YouTube? Why'd I waste a slot in my Netflix Queue for this?

I don't know? Why? :rolleyes:

[dispatchermike21]

wow thats two mins I'll neer get back

[Stealthy Ninja]

wow thats two mins I'll neer get back


Quick stop posting and go outside. Maybe you can catch the two minutes. I don't think it's too late to get it back. :p

Here is the best way to get your 2 minutes back: http://www.thisisnottherealurl.com/thisisarickrollifyouclickthisdon'tcomecomplaingtom eyou'vebeenwarned.html (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[S.Horton]

I've got a question.

Has anyone ever tried to register on POTN as the name TITLE_FAIRY?

[xarqi]

Hey, TF. Yeah, YOU.

You know, don't you, that I never said that?

-js

Looks like you've been promoted to Number Two after all!
:)

[dispatchermike21]

Quick stop posting and go outside. Maybe you can catch the two minutes. I don't think it's too late to get it back. :p

Here is the best way to get your 2 minutes back: http://www.thisisnottherealurl.com/thisisarickrollifyouclickthisdon'tcomecomplaingtom eyou'vebeenwarned.html



nope fool me once same on me, not going to happen again.

[sevillafox]

I've got a question.

Has anyone ever tried to register on POTN as the name TITLE_FAIRY?

Actually, the real TF did that a while ago...sent folks on quite the wild goose chase.....

.....and disappeared overnight

[Duncan Frenz]

So what do you have to do to get the TF to work his/her magic? Put your camera under the pillow or just a CF card?

[sevillafox]

I think you need to put your foot in your mouth.

[Duncan Frenz]

I think you need to put your foot in your mouth.

I can safely say if that were the requirement then I'd have been visited more than once... However, to be safe, I think I'll shut up now before I become the next 'turd' a'la six.

[Mike]

So what do you have to do to get the TF to work his/her magic? Put your camera under the pillow or just a CF card?

A few drinks often do wonders to loosen the tongue enough for the TF to take note...

[tkoutdoor]

I can safely say if that were the requirement then I'd have been visited more than once... However, to be safe, I think I'll shut up now before I become the next 'turd' a'la six.I think one needs about 1,500 posts min. to get tagged by the TF.

[DDCSD]

the next 'turd'

Now that would be perfect...

[Duncan Frenz]

Now that would be perfect...

Constipation would take care of that neatly.

[DDCSD]

Constipation would take care of that neatly.

Not sure about that last part. :p

[Mike]

I think one needs about 1,500 posts min. to get tagged by the TF.

No, I've seen users with posts in the low double figures get tagged. No-one's safe. :D

Not sure about that last part. :p

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[number six]

You know, we all feel empathy for Number 6, yes, even sympathy.

But, Number 6, when you see fit to grace us with your presence could you, well, pack some internet-capable air freshener:)?

Appreciate your kind words. Is it OK if I just stand downwind?

:p

[number six]

Looks like you've been promoted to Number Two after all!
:)

Maybe I'll petition the Powers That Be for a name change.

I guess now I should change my avatar. Any suggestions?

:confused:

[tkoutdoor]

Maybe I'll petition the Powers That Be for a name change.

I guess now I should change my avatar. Any suggestions?

:confused:We won't know who you are if you change your avatar... I'm not even sure that's your name... by the look of your avatar it looks like you should be called "House", walk with a cane, and in most other ways seem like the long lost brother of Simon Cowell. :-)

[joeseph]

Maybe I'll petition the Powers That Be for a name change.

I guess now I should change my avatar. Any suggestions?

:confused:
you'll have to keep with something yellow...

[jgrussell]

So what do you have to do to get the TF to work his/her magic? Put your camera under the pillow or just a CF card?Wrong question. The real question is how to avoid having the TF give you an appellation you'd rather not have!

[tonylong]

You know, I didn't care much about the Title Fairy, I evidently kept myself reasonably out of trouble (unlike others around here who become obvious when you look at their titles, don't want to name names, do we, Number Six:))...but then I awoke one day and, lo, I had the title "Goldmember"! I felt quite complemented and wore it proudly, which was probably my undoing, since at some point it got changed to "Cream (something or another)" which sounds, well, slimy...

I mean I could imagine talking to a new female acquaintance and explainging that my network nickname was GoldMember!

[tkoutdoor]

You know, I didn't care much about the Title Fairy, I evidently kept myself reasonably out of trouble (unlike others around here who become obvious when you look at their titles, don't want to name names, do we, Number Six:))...but then I awoke one day and, lo, I had the title "Goldmember"! I felt quite complemented and wore it proudly, which was probably my undoing, since at some point it got changed to "Cream (something or another)" which sounds, well, slimy...

I mean I could imagine talking to a new female acquaintance and explainging that my network nickname was GoldMember!I think at 5k posts you become "Creamy" and from somewhere around 2,500 to 4,999 you're "Golden". Look at other posters with those counts and I think I'll be close. :-)

[Tessa]

Turds, slime and Goldmembers? TF is scary... :lol:

[tonylong]

I think at 5k posts you become "Creamy" and from somewhere around 2,500 to 4,999 you're "Golden". Look at other posters with those counts and I think I'll be close. :-)

C'mon, now, don't burst my nickname bubble -- a permanent GoldMember title would be just fine, thank you:)!

[number six]

C'mon, now, don't burst my nickname bubble -- a permanent GoldMember title would be just fine, thank you:)!

Too late now. But it could be worse - look at Lord_Malone's title: "Cream of the manpanties..."

-js

[tkoutdoor]

you'll have to keep with something yellow...Hey, looks like you and number six have something in common... (speaking of the TF).

[number six]

Hey, looks like you and number six have something in common... (speaking of the TF).

The Title Fairy does seem to have this fixation, doesn't it? (Do fairies have gender?)

No doubt potty trained too early...

:cool:

[Bill Roberts]

Nice one number six... what on Earth did you do to get that one?

I'd love to make all the correct responses like... " well done", " great title" and so on...
but I doubt you'd believe me! :lol: :lol:

cheers

[number six]

Nice one number six... what on Earth did you do to get that one?

I'd love to make all the correct responses like... " well done", " great title" and so on...
but I doubt you'd believe me! :lol: :lol:

cheers

Click on the links in my sig line for explanation...

[Bill Roberts]

Ah... well I've "almost" stopped laughing now.

Never mind, I'm sure you'll get quite attached to it after a while.








I was lying about the laughing bit though... sorry, I'm still doing it.

[S.Horton]

Maybe I'll petition the Powers That Be for a name change.

I guess now I should change my avatar. Any suggestions?

:confused:

Yeah, that picture of your sewer line being dug up.

:rolleyes:


I've got a question.



Has anyone ever tried to register on POTN as the name TITLE_FAIRY?



Actually, the real TF did that a while ago...sent folks on quite the wild goose chase.....



.....and disappeared overnight



No way! Really?

[sevillafox]

No way! Really?


Yep. TF sent us all on a mission to find a statue of peter pan. I remember suggesting the TF was being a rule breaker because the TF clearly had TWO accounts. :lol: Someone else suggested the TF be banned.

I never did see how it all ended because I got tired and went to bed. All the evidence was gone by morning.

[Stealthy Ninja]

nope fool me once same on me, not going to happen again.

If you got fooled by that "URL" you deserve to be fooled. :p

[-Douglas-]

http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp49/dougle/POTN/horse.gif

[tkoutdoor]

The Title Fairy does seem to have this fixation, doesn't it? (Do fairies have gender?)

No doubt potty trained too early...

:cool:You'd be a better judge of that than me...

[S.Horton]

Yep. TF sent us all on a mission to find a statue of peter pan. I remember suggesting the TF was being a rule breaker because the TF clearly had TWO accounts. :lol: Someone else suggested the TF be banned.

I never did see how it all ended because I got tired and went to bed. All the evidence was gone by morning.

So, the TF may be Scottish, or British.

When combined with the uniquely dry nature of the titles themselves, I think it is a Brit.

Or, could be a Brit-like person.

You never know.

:cool:

[neilwood32]

The day we find out the identity of the TF the world will come to an end.

Its like proving Chuck Norris wears dresses.

Society as we know it would break down!

[Stealthy Ninja]

The day we find out the identity of the TF the world will come to an end.

Its like proving Chuck Norris wears dresses.

Society as we know it would break down!

It would have to be a manly kilt for sure.

[S.Horton]

It would have to be a manly kilt for sure.

I've never seen one.

:cool:

[JAZZ D.P.G.]

I think you need to put your foot in your mouth.

Or, as I just learned, your keyboard :confused:

[Stealthy Ninja]

I've never seen one.

:cool:

You've never seen a man? What? You were born in a woman's prison?

[S.Horton]

No, a "Manly Kilt"

[Mike]

I saw Geoff Capes wear one once...I'd never suggest to him that it was anything other than manly! Or maybe it was just that he couldn't get trousers to fit! :D

[runninmann]

Too late now. But it could be worse - look at Lord_Malone's title: "Cream of the manpanties..."

-jsYes, that was compliments of me on the occasion of LM's 5000th post.

Regarding your avatar, how about a toilet with a plumber's helper (a plunger, not an apprentice) protruding from it?

[number six]

Yes, that was compliments of me on the occasion of LM's 5000th post.

Regarding your avatar, how about a toilet with a plumber's helper (a plunger, not an apprentice) protruding from it?

Maybe. But I'm leaning towards a picture of a pile of road apples. I've asked Puddle Pirate to draw me a pile of something but he's declined...

-js

[Mike]

Maybe. But I'm leaning towards a picture of a pile of road apples. I've asked Puddle Pirate to draw me a pile of something but he's declined...

-js

Maybe he doesn't want people to think of him as a "sh*t artist" :p:D

[runninmann]

Bathroom tissue?

How about the photo you posted of the pipe repairs?

[joeseph]

Bathroom tissue?
I might borrow that one myself... :lol:

[Stealthy Ninja]

No, a "Manly Kilt"

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/highlander.jpghttp://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1104.jpg

Obviously I didn't take these photos.

[dispatchermike21]

Odviously, their in focus and properly cropped.:razz:

[mrso]

lol .... Austin Powers movie "whoooo does #2 work fooooor" ... hahahah hilarious.

[Stealthy Ninja]

Odviously, their in focus and properly cropped.:razz:


What??

Oh I see. You mean:

"They're in focus and properly cropped."

:p

I don't crop my images because they're perfect each time.

My photos aren't out of focus. The world is out of focus and my photos are the only things in focus...... ummm... yeah so... :p

[Stealthy Ninja]

lol .... Austin Powers movie "whoooo does #2 work fooooor" ... hahahah hilarious.

Umm... ???

[dispatchermike21]

Yeah I don't get it either.

[neilwood32]

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/highlander.jpghttp://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1104.jpg

Obviously I didn't take these photos.

How did you get my photo??? I didnt allow it!!

Seriously, i might see if i have any pics of me in my manly kilt.

[apersson850]

The first time I heard "the word" was when I learned that "You can't polish a turd".

But it can keep a thread alive...

[S.Horton]

I have recently seen people trying to use turd as a polish, though.

(You know, at work)

[mbellot]

I have recently seen people trying to use turd as a polish, though.

Thats called "Marketing"

:lol:

[apersson850]

If you live long enough you'll see everything.

[DDCSD]

You can polish a turd. Mythbusters did it.

[S.Horton]

So, what did they use as a polish?

(this has got to be good)

[dave kadolph]

You can polish a turd. Mythbusters did it.


Sure did! Look at THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBj6PonX14A)

[Sam_M]

If you live long enough you'll see everything.
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?