UK General Election pledges :)

[dewmuw]

Not from the major parties - but genuine and worth a laugh:

"Visit Antarctica and stand in front of the iceshelf shouting 'Stop Melting You Big White B*******s.'" Church of the Militant Elvis Party

"We will issue a 99p coin to save on change" Monster Raving Loony Party

"Declare all debts null and void" Vote for Yourself Party

"Wear clothes and white make-up to impersonate a highwayman hanged in Scotland in 1811 at all sittings of Parliament" Adam Lyal's Witchery Tour Party

"Allow anyone to give themselves a royal title as long as they had 100 people prepared to act as subjects" MPS Party

"Free wigs, a pint of beer a day and a free holiday at Viagra Falls for all pensioners" Rock'n'Roll Loony Party

"All children will be given two birthdays like the Queen" Monster Raving Loony Party

"..........................." Telepathic Party

[stoneylonesome]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Let me guess. It's getting close to election time in Jolly Ole England, You guys are as bad as we are. "have you no respect for you elected leaders" :lol: :lol: :lol:
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers
and of course what I used as part of my signature
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers

From an Actor turned Senator and back to acting Fred Thompson
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program

[dewmuw]

Thursday is the big Day Sandy! Then 5 years of whoever wins!

I like you quotes! :)

[cjm]

Any western government can't be as bad as the party in Canada that most of the general population nicknamed the "Fiberals".

Id vote for "Declare all debts null and void" Vote for Yourself Party Sounds like a good part too me :)