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ThomasOwenM
25th of June 2009 (Thu), 22:53
Ziggs Casey is a mobster in Vegas who's been making my life a living hell. It’s a conspiracy. I’ve noticed that when I’m waiting to pull out on a road, an opening will finally come and I’m just about to go, when another car pulls right into that opening at exactly the right point to prevent me from going. That’s Ziggs Casey’s doing. He’s hired people to follow me around all day and to drive into all those openings just to annoy me.

I’ve also noticed I always get all the red lights when I’m in a hurry. Somehow Mr. Casey has bribed the local government to coordinate the lights to slow me down any time I’m in a hurry. I thought I would get away from this problem when I moved from Denver to Omaha. No such luck! Within days Mr. Casey had the same annoying system set up here.

I can’t imagine how a crappy song like James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” could become a hit. No one could possibly have bad enough taste to like that song. Unfortunately, Mr. Casey is an extremely resourceful man. He bribed radio stations worldwide to play that crap incessantly because he knew it would drive me nuts.

He uses subtle methods to undermine me. Last night I printed up something important that I wanted to keep in a three-ring binder, but I couldn’t because Ziggs Casey had hired someone to sneak into my apartment and hide my 3-hole punch! He did it just to drive me up the wall. I still haven’t found it.

This harassment has got to stop! I’ve complained to the local police about all this, but Ziggs Casey obviously has them in his hip pocket. They acted like I was crazy. I’m wondering if anyone else is being hassled by Mr. Casey and, if so, whether your efforts to stop him have been successful. I don’t know why he’s put such an effort into making my life miserable, but I need to find out. And I need to stop him. Please help!

freo
25th of June 2009 (Thu), 23:04
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