Guts vs Balls (Joke)

[gasitman]

Subject: Guts vs Balls


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say, "You're next."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rob612]

Too dangerous. My wife and I are both IPSC pro shooters and we both have a concealed gun license, it will easily turn in a conflict. Not worth the risk :D

[Raj]

Subject: Guts vs Balls


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say, "You're next."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one :-)

[sixshot]

Great joke. So, do you have the guts or the balls?!?! I have neither!! Great joke.

Another, simple, but made me laugh.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

[Carzee]

National Geographic Jungle Fact Book;
Cannibals don't eat clowns because, "They taste funny"...