Help search for STEALTHY NINJA!!! (GET WELL SOON!)

[S.Horton]

WHERE is Stealthy Ninja?

That fountain of flowing 'stuff' on POTN....

That FORCE for diversion of the mind.....

That TWISTED but completely enjoyable NINJA!

As seen on YOUTUBE, Ninja...........

WHERE IS THE NINJA!!??

[FlyingPhotog]

He's not in any of the usual places.

I Know. I've looked...

[S.Horton]

He's not in any of the usual places.

I Know. I've looked...

Then that's not good news (on a serious note)......... He might just be travelling.

[FlyingPhotog]

Maybe he got a job?

[Geoff_Shawcross]

.....Maybe he's incognito?

[FlyingPhotog]

Perhaps he's out Stealthily researching Canon's next release?

[S.Horton]

Yeah, I didn't think that he may have a JOB!

[F/M Bill]

.....Maybe he's in cognito?

I've never figured it out. Where is this Cognito? Maybe Stealthy found it.:)

[crn3371]

He's with Petkal on a secret mission.

[Cdeming]

I have no idea where he is, but when he gets back I'm sure he'll be upset we started a poll without him. Or maybe he'll be honored that it's about him...hmm...this could be interesting.

[MDJAK]

He finally got smart and went Nikon. :lol:

me

[WMS]

I suspect that he will drag in here sometime, and from somewhere....

Wayne

[Lazuka]

He's pregnant and in mexico, great combination.

[WMS]

He's pregnant and in mexico, great combination.

That would explain it....

Wayne

[20droger]

He's pregnant and in mexico, great combination.
Maybe cause and effect.

[DDCSD]

You forgot the most likely option.... Behind you.

[lanno]

i hope he comes back - i enjoy his posts

[heycow]

FOUND HIM!!!

[canonnoob]

he is here with me guys... all is well...

[heycow]

FOUND THEM!!! (Stealty and canonnoob)

[DDCSD]

FOUND THEM!!! (Stealty and canonnoob)


I don't see a green shirt in there?

[canonnoob]

I don't see a green shirt in there?

ROFL!!!!!

[heycow]

I don't see a green shirt in there?
Clearly you don't know ninjas...the true ninja can make you see only red when in fact he is wearing a green shirt with a giant spotlight behind him...rest my friend...for soon death shall come knocking and you'll feel the sting of the "double thumbs-up kiss of death"...

[lanno]

Clearly you don't know ninjas...the true ninja can make you see only red when in fact he is wearing a green shirt with a giant spotlight behind him...rest my friend...for soon death shall come knocking and you'll feel the sting of the "double thumbs-up kiss of death"...

I wonder if there are colour-blind ninjas

[heycow]

I wonder if there are colour-blind ninjas
A true ninja sees no colors, only death. And pancakes...

[lanno]

A true ninja sees no colors, only death. And pancakes...

wow, how do they expose for death?

and...bounce, or fill?

[heycow]

wow, how do they expose for death?

and...bounce, or fill?
Deadly Death Rule: f/6 1/66 ISO666

A ninja always uses bounce...when he throws his ninja star and bounces it off of the wall into your neck. Doesn't make for the best photo, but a ninja's photos are interpretive and don't ever follow the rules. :)

[lanno]

lol - pay that

[skygod44]

I actually DO know where he is and why he's not been around for a while, 'cos I sent him a PM!

But all I will say is, he's ok, will drop in from time to time, but can't/won't be here much for reasons that you can all guess at.

[BOSS]

I actually DO know where he is and why he's not been around for a while, 'cos I sent him a PM!

But all I will say is, he's ok, will drop in from time to time, but can't/won't be here much for reasons that you can all guess at.

So its true then he is pregnant and in hiding in mexico so as not to bring shame to the Ninja. Also rumour has it that skygod is the father.....oohhh the shame of it all.

[neilwood32]

Skygod - let him out now and again - its unfair in his current state to be locked up!

[S.Horton]

I was just sent this link -- He's been in the hospital.

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showpost.php?p=8776013&postcount=500

So, now we turn this into a new type of thread --

GET WELL SOON NINJA!

[Pete]

I guess now we need another pole to decide why he's in there.... :D

Seriously though, all the best in your recovery...

[Geoff_Shawcross]

Aye, ya. Get well Ninja!

As for why he was in the hospital......perhaps the TF gave him a sheep to ride and he got thrown off.......meh, dunno.

[Cdeming]

OH NO!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Get well soon Ninja! We miss you!

[heycow]

I'm sure his doctors will take good care of him.

[S.Horton]

So, NuRses??

**rated R**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJpwcdbKdWo

[AngryCorgi]

He was on canonrumorsforum 2 days ago. He must have spent the past few days stealthily reading POTN posts to catch up on all he's missed. ;)

[zaathrus]

Hope you recover soon Ninja!

Was the bike/unicorn too much for you or did King Radical finally win?

[S.Horton]

My guess is that he did some Ninja stunt and it wasn't like the movies..........

[Nanboh]

I miss Ninja, he makes me :D

[Lazuka]

He probably survived an assassination attempt.

Hope for a speedy recovery!

[gjl711]

Get well Ninja.. Let me know how those new stealth implants work out for ya.

[Harm]

Oooh, nasty...Get Well Soon, Ninja...

Like Pete said, we need another poll for why he is hospital :D

[BOSS]

Hope all is well Ninja,now is the time to exercise those secret Ninja healing powers.

[FlyingPhotog]

Hope You Feel Better SOON!

[F/M Bill]

HOPE YOU GET YOUR STEALTH BACK SOON.

[S.Horton]

I got it -- He turned invisible, and cannot turn back to normal.

[FlyingPhotog]

I got it -- He turned invisible, and cannot turn back to normal.

Like Kevin Bacon in "Hollow Man?"

[20droger]

I got it -- He turned invisible, and cannot turn back to normal.

Like Kevin Bacon in "Hollow Man?"
That would explain a lot.

[Lazuka]

So he has bad case of kevin bacon?

[Robert16]

Someone mention bacon?

Godspeedyoustealthyninja.
Get all of your superpowers back soon.

[Robert16]

So he has bad case of kevin bacon?
Does he have a 'Footloose'?:D

[Lazuka]

Does he have a 'Footloose'?:D

Maybe it's a Tremor?

[pennypue]

Get well Ninja. POTN needs some polls!

[gjl711]

Someone mention bacon?MMMmmm... bacon..

Get well Ninja. POTN needs some polls!Or some poles.

[skygod44]

Hope all is well Ninja,now is the time to exercise those secret Ninja healing powers.

John....I suppose it's time to tell you the truth.
Ninja is your mother. And I am the father....but we're not married :o
So you know what that makes you?
:eek:

Seriously though, thanks to everyone for the kind thoughts. Missus Sky-Ninja is recovering well, and he'll be back on his feet in no time, as soon as the plaster cast comes off his "third leg".
You know, some of those Ninja moves seem highly unrelated to secret attacks, but he keeps telling me he must practice, practice, practice.....and all those "practice mates" he brings home seem very exhausted when they leave after an all-night session.....I mean, they can hardly walk properly, poor girls!
;)

[S.Horton]

Sending something your way, just in case you need it:
http://midnightblue.smugmug.com/photos/431431256_wXT8H-L.jpg

I know, it could be a crappy photo, but it isn't.

[skygod44]

Sending something your way, just in case you need it:
I know, it could be a crappy photo, but it isn't.
Aaaaa-yeeeeeee!!!!! Man, that looks like sandpaper!
Not right for our Ninj' at all, after his splice from the Doc's knife.
:eek:

[Cdeming]

Aaaaa-yeeeeeee!!!!! Man, that looks like sandpaper!
Not right for our Ninj' at all, after his splice from the Doc's knife.
:eek:

But it does have hearts and flowers on it. That has to count for something, right?

[Marshal.F]

Sending something your way, just in case you need it:
http://midnightblue.smugmug.com/photos/431431256_wXT8H-L.jpg

I know, it could be a crappy photo, but it isn't.

Crappy photo... i get it ha!

[FlyingPhotog]

Sending something your way, just in case you need it:
http://midnightblue.smugmug.com/photos/431431256_wXT8H-L.jpg

I know, it could be a crappy photo, but it isn't.

You're on a Roll Sam...

[Cdeming]

You're on a Roll Sam...

You are so punny, Jay.

[FlyingPhotog]

"Charmin'", ain't I? ;)

[Stealthy Ninja]

Who said I was in a MEDICAL hospital. ;)

[skygod44]

Nobody....they're just pulling at straws.

Which is more than you should be doing in your condition. I mean, any kind of upper-body movement should be slow and steady until the tubes are taken out and you get complete feeling back across your chest!

I'm not even sure typing is safe yet! Hang on, I'll call for a nurse or three to check you over.
;)

[FlyingPhotog]

Who said I was in a MEDICAL hospital. ;)

I was going to guess maybe you were at the Veternarian but...

(Glad to see you're back)

[tonylong]

In the meantime, we'll have to play "Six Degrees to Stealthy Ninja"!

[Stealthy Ninja]

Nobody....they're just pulling at straws.

Which is more than you should be doing in your condition. I mean, any kind of upper-body movement should be slow and steady until the tubes are taken out and you get complete feeling back across your chest!

I'm not even sure typing is safe yet! Hang on, I'll call for a nurse or three to check you over.
;)

Getting those implants will sure make scaling walls easier though. :cool:

That... and fighting spiderman.

[BOSS]

John....I suppose it's time to tell you the truth.
Ninja is your mother. And I am the father....but we're not married :o
So you know what that makes you?
:eek:

Seriously though, thanks to everyone for the kind thoughts. Missus Sky-Ninja is recovering well, and he'll be back on his feet in no time, as soon as the plaster cast comes off his "third leg".
You know, some of those Ninja moves seem highly unrelated to secret attacks, but he keeps telling me he must practice, practice, practice.....and all those "practice mates" he brings home seem very exhausted when they leave after an all-night session.....I mean, they can hardly walk properly, poor girls!
;)

Who said I was in a MEDICAL hospital. ;)

Mummy,Daddy at last I've found you. I'm here to care for you in your dottage,just my way of saying thanks for bringing me into this crazy world.
Don't worry Mum I'll make Dad take that nasty white coat with the arms on backwards and those straps off you real soon.....promise.

[neilwood32]

John - if I were you, I would disown your parents!

[BOSS]

John - if I were you, I would disown your parents!

Hhmmm I think your right,its time to cut my losses and.........RUN.

[Harm]

So did the sex-change op go alright, Stealthy Ninja? Or should that now be Stealthy Ninjaness?

[gjl711]

So did the sex-change op go alright, Stealthy Ninja? Or should that now be Stealthy Ninjaness?
Or Stealthy Noneja.

[Pete]

Or Stacey Ninjetta...

:D

[Harm]

Or Stacey Ninjetta...

:D

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[gjl711]

Or Stacey Ninjetta...

:D
Sounds like a salad dressing. :)

[Cdeming]

Sounds like a salad dressing. :)


It is. And it's delicious.

[S.Horton]

Crappy photo... i get it ha!

You're on a Roll Sam...

Things in a toilet bowl should not move.

And that's all I have to say about that.

NINJA - Welcome home.

[F/M Bill]

It is. And it's delicious.

What have you been eating?:rolleyes:

[Harm]

It is. And it's delicious.

That information, I did not need to know

[Robert16]

:(Dang! I'm trying to change Ninjella's avatar from a red ninja suit to a pink one, add some lipstick and blusher but can't get it to open. Can anyone else do it?:D:D

[S.Horton]

Or Stacey Ninjetta...

:D

Sounds like a salad dressing. :)

It is. And it's delicious.

I get it, and THAT is funny.

[Cdeming]

What have you been eating?:rolleyes:

That information, I did not need to know

What?? I just eat a lot of salad. Pervs... :lol: ;)

[neilwood32]

What?? I just eat a lot of salad. Pervs... :lol: ;)

And whats wrong with that?? Some of us have worked for years to develop that reputation!:lol:

[Cdeming]

And whats wrong with that?? Some of us have worked for years to develop that reputation!:lol:


There's nothing wrong with it. Keeps life spicy. :)

Sure didn't take long for this thread to end up in the toilet, huh?

[Harm]

Sure didn't take long for this thread to end up in the toilet, huh?

Don't look at me....:cool::cool::cool:

[gjl711]

Sure didn't take long for this thread to end up in the toilet, huh?And it's swirling round and round. :)

[tonylong]

There's nothing wrong with it. Keeps life spicy. :)

Sure didn't take long for this thread to end up in the toilet, huh?

And it's swirling round and round. :)

Yeah, but if you lived down under, you'd be seeing it swirl backwards...:)

[Todd Lambert]

Get well!

[lukeap69]

thought he was kidnapped by the TF

[S.Horton]

There's nothing wrong with it. Keeps life spicy. :)

Sure didn't take long for this thread to end up in the toilet, huh?

So, you make salads in the toilet?

Very French.:rolleyes:

[skygod44]

So, you make salads in the toilet?
Very French.:rolleyes:
I heard it's not the only thing "very French" that she does in the toilet....
;)
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Though personally, I think smoking is a filthy habit.
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Huh? What did you think I meant?
:lol:

[Stealthy Ninja]

So did the sex-change op go alright, Stealthy Ninja? Or should that now be Stealthy Ninjaness?

Ninja is a non-gender specific term.

Apparently (so the legends are told) thar be female ninjas. Pity we can't see them, I hear they're HAWT!

[S.Horton]

I think you got an implant.......

[Cdeming]

I think you got an implant.......

Care to fill us in on what type of implant you think he got?

[S.Horton]

If you look at his videos, it is either above the neck, or below the waist.

He's nuts now, so he doesn't need those...........

Brains, questionable, since Ninja's are batsh*t crazy........ May need one.

Ninja's are, by definition, Hot Dogs, so a larger Oscar Mayer W******* could be useful.

[F/M Bill]

Care to fill us in on what type of implant you think he got?

I certainly hope he doesn't tell us he's having twins.:)

[20droger]

Ninja is a non-gender specific term.

Apparently (so the legends are told) thar be female ninjas. Pity we can't see them, I hear they're HAWT!
Those who've encountered them have all died, some in pain, and some smiling.

[Stealthy Ninja]

I think you got an implant.......

S.Horton is talkin' here. So I guess he's talkin' about the "third leg" implant.

Now, my most overused joke:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3469/3254518381_4cf6020d44.jpg

[S.Horton]

I rest my case.

In a wheelbarrow.

[neilwood32]

I rest my case.

In a wheelbarrow.

It wasnt my case that i was resting in my wheelbarrow - and i think the same goes for Ninja.:p

[S.Horton]

Ha! I found out what the Ninja was working on.

He got a REAL video job.

Stars here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8--jAdXaPg