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Aaagogo
21st of October 2009 (Wed), 17:12
Courses for Women

Taught by men, for women.

100 level classes

121 - Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

182 - Doing Housework Without Complaining

143 - Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

164 - Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)

155 - Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"

136 - Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

117 - Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

108 - How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong


200 level classes

201 - Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?" (Pre-req 155)

210 - Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must (Pre-req 182)

231 - The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

222 - Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love" (Pre-Req 117)

283 - "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous

274 - How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him

295 - The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle


300 Level Classes

326 - You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

377 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable (pre-req 201)

348 - Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)

399 - Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World

350 - Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook

321 - Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There (pre-req 222)


400 Level Classes

422 - Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours

463 - Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases

414 - Makeup: The Less is More Theory

485 - Nagging: Stop the Insanity!



Courses for Men

Taught by women, for men.

100 Level Classes

101 - Combating Stupidity

102 - You Too Can Do Housework

103 - P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

104 - How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

105 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas (Give Us Money)

106 - Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM

107 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")

108 - Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception


200 Level Classes

209 - Get a Life (Learn How To Cook) (Pre-req 104)

220 - How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong (co-req 103)

211 - Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right (pre-req 101)

242 - Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

273 - You – The Weaker Sex

254 - Reasons To Give Flowers

285 - You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

235 - How To Stay Awake After

296 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked


300 Level Classes

316 - Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom

307 - Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

338 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try (co-req 339 )

339 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower (co-req 338 )

369 - The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous (pre-req 220)

340 - How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

321 - How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

322 - The Remote Control (Overcoming Your Dependency)

353 - Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

384 - How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children



400 Level Classes

427 - Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

418 - The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

459 - Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

430 - Real Men Ask For Directions

481 - How To Take Illness Like a Man

e02937
21st of October 2009 (Wed), 17:15
lol

Aaagogo
28th of October 2009 (Wed), 00:41
slight error in the 300 level course for Men, taught by woman

Error pointed out by Tdragone, and corrected.

This is just the Bachelors Program.

Writing out the Masters and PHD Program

footballdude2k3
28th of October 2009 (Wed), 17:21
hahahaha, this is fantastic, well done sir

S30L28
28th of October 2009 (Wed), 17:49
:D

Well played.