Sure, I'll Shoot Your Kids ...

[Digital Prophet]

So today at lunch we are sitting around and the boyfriend of one of the women says that he wants to have some portraits taken on her (the woman's) kids. So we start talking and we get sidetracked.

Well the waitress is there bringing the food and I say: "Anyway back to the point. If you want me to come out and shoot the kids I'll do it just tell me when and where. But you know I'm going to have to charge you."

The waitress hears this and spills a basket of fries on the table due to her shock. I just looked at her and said "The funny part is that it's all covered by her HMO." Then we busted out laughing while the poor girl was white as a sheet.

- Digital Prophet -

[jfrancho]

While your in the neighborhood, you could stop by and shoot my dog too.

[Bruce Hamilton]

Well the waitress is there bringing the food and I say: "Anyway back to the point. If you want me to come out and shoot the kids I'll do it just tell me when and where. But you know I'm going to have to charge you."

The waitress hears this and spills a basket of fries on the table due to her shock. I just looked at her and said "The funny part is that it's all covered by her HMO." Then we busted out laughing while the poor girl was white as a sheet.

I do hope you took time to explain everything to the waitress. ;)