Christmas Card caption help please!

[snatiep]

Hello Everyone!

Attached is a photo of my good friend's Mom and I "disk golfing" this past summer. Neither of us smoke, but while walking around she found a pack on the ground and thought it would be funny to have a picture of the two of us "burning one" while out and about.

Little did she know my wheels were turning.......Christmas Card!!! I would love to Photoshop a Santa Clause hat onto her and come up with a funny phrase wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

Trouble is, I can't come up with a very funny caption. With all of the creative people here on this site....I though some of you could come up with some funny captions I could put on this card!

Thanks for the help! (I can't wait to mail these out....she will be mortified! hehe)

[Robert_Lay]

Damned difficult to find anything funny about smoking cigarettes.
Anyway, it's a good image except for the light being a little too harsh.

[joedlh]

How about...

I lit the cigarettes. Only trying to be helpful. :lol:

[djkevin314]

I hope your christmas is not up in smoke. Merry Christmas
We Are bad to the Bone. Merry Christmas

[Meanderthal]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year when we allow family and friends see us as we really are.

[jacksonvillenp]

I hope your christmas is not up in smoke. Merry Christmas
We Are bad to the Bone. Merry Christmas

LOL I like this one. http://photography-on-the.net/forum/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif

[ImageMogul]

Not sure how much of a caption you are looking for, but, since its a smoking disc golfers kind of spin, you could work in the phrase "Chain Smokin' Chain Bangers" - or something along that line. I imagine only disc golfers will make any sense out of the "chain banger" part of the caption, so it would only make sense for those who have some level of disc golfing, ummm, awareness... It would also be nice to replace the background with a wintry one...

Good luck on your project.

Regards,
Mark

[ateepay]

"Quick, take the picture, the matches are back in the car"

[sinister]

Just "Smoking!"
You could always retouch a bit of smoke coming from the end of the fags for effect.