Why Aliens Made Our Eyes Prime Lenses

[RbrtPtikLeoSeny]

I was just thinking... my eye is a prime lens... it can't zoom, but it can focus at various distances... weird. I betcha some freaky camera loving aliens created the human eye. I betcha they practically manufacture us. Like, they're the microsoft of the alien race for developing humans and their amazing prime eye balls. We probably didn't even had eyes before the aliens. I bet it went down like this; the aliens were big time photographers, and we were their favorite nature subjects to photograph because they were greatly amused watching us run into stuff due to our blindness. But then one day one of the aliens was like, "Yo, I wonder what they'd do if they could see..." and some other alien was like, "Dawg, that'd be crazy if they could see! Think we could make them some eye balls or sumthin like dat?"

So, they started drawing up blue prints and in no time they had some designs. They originally were going to give us zoom eyes cause they thought that would be cool and they themselves like zoom lenses, but then they remembered that zooms were harder to make thus making them more expensive not to mention they were kind of soft. So, they were like, "G, let's give these humans some top notch prime lens like eyes!"

So, they kept workin on it all, and then they're like, "Dude, how close should their eyes be able to focus? Should we give their eyes macro abilities? Should they focus to infiniti?" So they worked it all out and decided to make our eyes capable of focusing between 4 inches to infiniti. They were pretty proud of this feature!

So then they marketed the eyes, started selling them to the humans and made millions of dollars. Then they started having problems. One alien went up to the big boss alien and was like, "Dawg, these humans are complaining about sensor dust man!" and the other alien was like, "Yes, I've heard about that. What do they call it? An astigmatism?" other aliens says "No man! That's when their front element is all mis shapen because our crappy factory workers dropped their eye balls!" big boss says "Then what do they call the black dots in their vision thing?" Other guy says "No clue, but who cares, WE'RE RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahahahahahahaha, I'm having fun with this.:lol: Sorry, I'm a wee bit crazy, I know.:cool:

[Curtis N]

So they worked it all out and decided to make our eyes capable of focusing between 4 inches to infiniti. Only when the're new. By the time they're 40 years old, it's more like 4 feet to infiniti, and starting to get soft at all distances. They don't come with a warranty, either. Repairs cost $$$$

[Jackal]

My eyes certainly aren't L quality then. :\

[Duder]

I've often wondered what it would be like if our eyes had greater capabilities, like the ability to zoom, see polarised, or even see infrared or UV sight. yeah.:shock:

[willg]

hehe...near sighted here...i guess its like an extension tube...good thing for contacts

[RbrtPtikLeoSeny]

Certainly would have been cool if the aliens could have thrown in night vision, heat vision, zoom, an extra eye in the back of our heads, and like duder said, UV sight and stuff.:-)

[CyberDyneSystems]

Heck Steve Austin had a Zooming eye in the '70s..........


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[shiato storm]

I've often wondered what it would be like if our eyes had greater capabilities, like the ability to zoom, see polarised, or even see infrared or UV sight. yeah.:shock:
and have a data port in the back of your head to download images as your eyes take them perhaps?

[CyberDyneSystems]

and have a data port in the back of your head to download images as your eyes take them perhaps?

I've allready got data ports all over... I guess another wouldn't hurt :)

[RbrtPtikLeoSeny]

Or maybe our fingernails can be lifted up and there'd be ports for a USB connection.:-)

[SkipD]

My eyes certainly aren't L quality then. :\Would you really want red rings around your eyes? :lol::lol:

[lostdoggy]

Think about this we do have zoom.

Just like digital P&S we have the equivalent of digital zoom. If you focus hard enough you can have tunnel vision. Remember those days when you are looking for something like your keys. You look everywhere and you know you left it next to the computer when you sat down to get on POTN. But no matter how hard you look you can't find it. Your wife walks by and ask what you looking for and you tell her that you been looking for your keys. She looks at you and said " what are you blind/ its right in fron of you." That is when you are using your digital zoom and can't see what is in fron of you.

[boomerang]

HHmm thats wierd my eyes zoom just fine...... I would say 70-200.

[xuxu1]

My eyes ain´t prime! I have converters (glasses) mounted. Otherwise they won´t focus (backfocus/frontfocus problem) properly :evil: :rolleyes:

ED

[Simon Spiers]

Well my right eye is made on milk bottle glass then!