Your Favorite POTN Signature Lines

[Airedale1]

I thought it might be fun to see our favorite sigs on POTN. Here are a few of mine:

Tons of doodads, thingamabobs, and doohickeys...
from Scottes

My life is like one big RAW file....way too much post processing needed
from ssim

Life is hard...but I just take it one photograph at a time.
from Maureen Souza


I have applied for jobs at National Geographic, Sports Illustrated and Playboy. The phone should start ringing any minute now.

from Curtis N


The Captain and Crew of My Ship finally got it together, now, if I can only remember where We left it.

From Ballen Photo

Those are a few of mine, let's see yours.

[Scottes]

Ssim's is so true, and Curtis's makes me laugh every time I read it.

I can't think of any right good sigs right now, but I'm sure that I'll spot some and come back to this.

[PhotosGuy]

I have applied for jobs at National Geographic, Sports Illustrated and Playboy. The phone should start ringing any minute now. from Curtis N It's my favorite, too!

[Prox]

I really like belmondo´s...somehow i can relate to it :p

"Owning lots of expensive gear is very important. It helps those of us without talent appear as if we really know what we're doing."

[ssim]

Ssim's is so true

Ouch!!

[Curtis N]

Nice to know I gave some of you guys a chuckle.

Here's one that made me laugh today, from Stoneylonesome:
"You can observe a lot by just watching. " 'Yogi Berra'

[Desertraptor]

I haven't seen it here and I haven't used it but a favorite of mine is

"He who dies with the most toys wins"

I almost have all the toys I want.

Or this from one of my sons.

"Laughing will lengthen your life, laughing at me will shorten it"

[ssim]

Of course there is IanD's

Have You Hugged Your Elk Today?

There is quite the story behind that one.

[cosworth]

My personal favourite as well:

I have applied for jobs at National Geographic, Sports Illustrated and Playboy. The phone should start ringing any minute now.

[roanjohn]

Can't remember who's .......... but this is my favorite.

1Ds MKII, 1D MKII, 70-200 f2.8 IS, 85 f1.2, 24-70 f2.8, 50 f1.0, 200 f1.8, 400 f2.8 IS, 300 f2.8 IS, 16-35 f2.8, 35 f1.4.

HAHAHAH!!! j/k

You guys pretty much mentioned the good ones.

Ro1

[aam1234]

I like malla1962 "A camera, lens,left eye and right finger".

[Ballen Photo]

Thanks for posting this thread Airdale1. There are a lot of personalised tag lines on this forum that help put a smile on my face, and I'm sure they do for others as well. :D
I have applied for jobs at National Geographic, Sports Illustrated and Playboy. The phone should start ringing any minute now.

from Curtis N I chuckle every time I read this. ;)



The Captain and Crew of My Ship finally got it together, now, if I can only remember where We left it.

From Ballen Photo

This is one that a friend had inscribed on a plaque and mounted inside the cabin on the door to the V birth of His sailboat. Glad you liked it. ;)
-Bruce

[Rigrider]

Curtis N and Bellomondo Win the prize for me....I laugh just about every time I read them....

P.S. Quit posting so much you 2, my wife thinks I'm going nuts! :P

L8r,

[JMAS]

I always found amusing the line Laziferous used. Just went back (way back) and checked it:
" blah something clever blah blahdie blah....."

But I think it was because it matched him perfectly ;)

[WepWaWep]

I like the tag line from Scottes:

"You can take my 100-400 L away when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."

[jopfin]

Gotta like Burodsx
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

Love that one..................Joe

[Ballen Photo]

Gotta like Burodsx
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." Yeah, That's a GOOD one. :lol:
-Bruce

[Ikinaa]

I like the tag line from Scottes:

"You can take my 100-400 L away when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."

I'm with you here... since I have the 100-400L, this line comes to my mind every time I go out shooting with it...

[Claire]

Curtis N's sigline is good...

[Scottes]

I can't remember who had it here - I think it's quite popular anyway - but I always loved "Take nothing but photographs, leave nothing but footprints." Words to live by, in my opinion.

Obviously I have to steal it...

[Airedale1]

I can't remember who had it here - I think it's quite popular anyway - but I always loved "Take nothing but photographs, leave nothing but footprints." Words to live by, in my opinion. Obviously I have to steal it...

Well that puts you in good company then. My grandfather used to always say to me in Italian that, "amateurs imitate, artists steal." ;)

[jtalaiver]

I like Moppie's (http://photography-on-the.net/forum/member.php?u=18914)

"My girl fiend keeps telling me its not how big it is, its what you do with it.
Easy for her to say, she has an SLR with a 70-200mm lens."

:lol:... thats a good one...

[Skip Souza]

I find that Radrech1 (http://photography-on-the.net/forum/member.php?u=10194)'s are real words to live by.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in side-ways, totally worn out, shouting: "Holy Sh*t!...What a ride!"

[Big_B]

My life is like one big RAW file....way too much post processing needed
from ssim



I miss read that as my wife is like one big.... I thought ssim must be one brave guy!!

[Big_B]

Of course there is IanD's

Have You Hugged Your Elk Today?

There is quite the story behind that one.

Always wondered what this was about. Let's hear the story.

[tommykjensen]

Always wondered what this was about. Let's hear the story.

Have a look here

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=54131&highlight=kiss+elk


* note the search keywords ! :lol:

[Big_B]

It's too early in the morning for that sort of nonsense. I'm going back to bed! :D

[IanD]

And what exactly is wrong with huggin an elk?:confused::confused::confused::confused::confu sed::confused::):):):)

[delinian]

There are several really "good" ones, but I agree with Skip, Radtech1's is one of my fav's.
and Skip I like your's also!

[Big_B]

And what exactly is wrong with huggin an elk?:confused::confused::confused::confused::confu sed::confused::):):):)

If you have to ask, you are clearly Canadian! :lol:

[mslifkin]

Yes, indeed. One of my favorites as well.

I find that Radrech1 (http://photography-on-the.net/forum/member.php?u=10194)'s are real words to live by.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in side-ways, totally worn out, shouting: "Holy Sh*t!...What a ride!"

[mrclark321]

Same here: That was priceless.

"And now you know the rest of the story"Always wondered what this was about. Let's hear the story.

[Radtech1]

Someone mentioned that mine seemed a little juvenile. (Post is now gone - self deleted perhaps?)

I would like to offer to that person a look at my pervious sig. Same sentiment, but perhaps less coarse. Spoken my Rear Admiral Grace Hopper at a cadet commencement address:

"A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for."

[kenyc]

I find that Radrech1 (http://photography-on-the.net/forum/member.php?u=10194)'s are real words to live by.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in side-ways, totally worn out, shouting: "Holy Sh*t!...What a ride!"

Yeah, I like that one!!!!

And Curtis's!

KAC

[Airedale1]

Time to revive this thread. A tip of the hat for the sig of calicokat:

"Can't List Equipment, Wife Checks Here To See What I Have Bought Lately"

That's a beauty!:lol:

[saravrose]

one of my favorites is Claire's..

You don't take a photography
you ask quietly. to borrow it.

[Lord_Malone]

"Can't List Equipment, Wife Checks Here To See What I Have Bought Lately"



LOL that's awesome.

[SWPhotoImaging]

I like 'em all . . . .

except those from people who use it as yet another place to rant about their religious beliefs. geeze . . .

[Dave_G]

the sliding in flat broke one is cool. can't remember where I've seen it before or who first said it, it might have been Gerry Marshall...but it also might not :D

occasionally people LOL at my signature.

[Tandem]

A blast from the past. My sig line is also posted on the refrigerator door. Not only did it score points with the wife, it also allows me to photograph all the good looking woman I want without fear of repercussion.

A model needs careful lighting, professional makeup and expensive clothes to look as beautiful as any ordinary woman does to a man who has fallen in love with her.

[Airedale1]

Another new one from Calicocat,

You are going to fall off a cliff trying to get a better shot someday. My hopeful and loving wife

[spyraling]

Grace's old siggie line always made me laugh. It went something like:

My son asked me what a goldfish was.
I told him, "It's a cheesey cracka just like yo' mama!"

[PhotosGuy]

IndyJeff:
On shooting sports...If you see it happen then you didn't get it.

[PetKal]

CDS:

"200 f1.8 for sale"

Posted 28 minutes before Canon's announcement of their new 200mm f/.2.0 IS.:lol:

[Grace]

Grace's old siggie line always made me laugh. It went something like:

My son asked me what a goldfish was.
I told him, "It's a cheesey cracka just like yo' mama!"

ha ha...that still makes me laugh :) thanks!

[the_incubus]

I like most of skips ever changing sigs.

[JWright]

I like the one Lonnie (thomascanty) uses:

"You get all the jerks when you're in the last car." -- JWright (http://photography-on-the.net/forum/member.php?u=21112)

You had to have been there...

[Airedale1]

From Murphy66

I don't do nude photography, I always keep my clothes on while I'm shooting...

:lol:

[Airedale1]

from poloman

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my right hand!" Steven Wright

[Airedale1]

from Avi

I GAZE AT THE SUNSET WITH THE WOMAN I LOVE AND THINK F8 AT 1/250.

[Radtech1]

I saw a great one the other day in another forum. It's called "Footprints"

As I looked back along the path of my life, I saw that during the most difficult, treacherous parts of the journey there was but one set of footprints, so I asked “Why?” He looked at me and said, “Because, sand people always travel single file, to hide their numbers.”

Words to live by.