UK Cop Humour.
Earlier this year, a group of off-duty coppers were riding out when they saw a girl about to jump off the Humber Bridge.
Naturally, they all stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly DCI aged 53, gets off his bike, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby... Whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!"
Whilst he didn't wish to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either - so he asked;
"...Well, before you jump, why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his copper-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Policeman, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.