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Feb 12, 2014 22:10 as a reply to  @ post 16685297 |  #6481

:lol:


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Feb 12, 2014 22:46 |  #6482

^^^ I had to google that one. Much cleaner than I was expecting . . .


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Feb 17, 2014 08:31 |  #6483

I would have taken a photo, but was having problems keeping a straight face as it was. So I let your mind do the visual.

Was in Las Vegas last week and walked by one of the many camera shops. In the window was what appeared to be a white EOS-M with a 100-400L attached to it! Must admit it worked, I did stop walking, stopped and did a double take. Then I just had to go in for a closer look.

This was funny enough on it's own, but what came out of the salesman's mouth was even funnier. Oh yes it works great, no need to carry one of those big cameras.

I guess us gray haired women just don't know anything about equipment.




  
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Feb 17, 2014 15:37 |  #6484

Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta.

It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over.

Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.

She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won't mind."

So Sandra, being the good wife walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove.

When she got home with the items she said, "Alan, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey's store. Why didn't you just give me some money?"

Alan replied, "Well, Sandra, I didn't want to send you out there with cash when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was!"

True love right there.


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Feb 17, 2014 18:47 |  #6485

My wife asked me to go out and get her something that makes her look sexy.

So I came back drunk.


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Feb 17, 2014 18:50 |  #6486

^^^ That one's going to get me in trouble. :cool:


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Feb 17, 2014 19:10 |  #6487

It's been nice knowing you, Alex. :lol:


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Feb 17, 2014 19:41 |  #6488

Alex who? Someone hacked my POTN account! :rolleyes:


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Feb 17, 2014 22:15 |  #6489

I know. That's your story and you are sticking to it. ;)


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Feb 18, 2014 02:25 |  #6490

lehmanncpa wrote in post #16697364 (external link)
^^^ That one's going to get me in trouble. :cool:

You're not wrong there...




  
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Feb 18, 2014 06:01 |  #6491

mrs.alex wrote in post #16698202 (external link)
You're not wrong there...

LOL :lol:


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Feb 18, 2014 08:37 |  #6492

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, I'll have a peanut though.




  
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Feb 18, 2014 13:53 as a reply to  @ post 16631744 |  #6493

A guy goes into a Post Office to apply for a job . . ..

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"OK, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job." the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."


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Feb 18, 2014 16:42 |  #6494

mrs.alex wrote in post #16698202 (external link)
You're not wrong there...

lehmanncpa wrote in post #16698388 (external link)
LOL :lol:

I'm in Ottawa, going to be any good gear sales soon?


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Feb 19, 2014 18:34 |  #6495

Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."


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