I wish, CyberDyneSystems... just the camera ((on sale plus 13% taxes and 2 year extended warranty).
Love it so far, I shot a bb show this weekend, used my 1D3 as the main camera, took 6000 photos with 50% battery left (lots of chimping over 12 hrs) with the 70-200/2.8 IS (IS was on entire 12 hours) on the original battery shooting Raw on my new Lexar 128GB 1066x CF card! Finally getting to shoot a show in Raw was so nice, and battery performance on that 10 year old 1D3 still astounds me!
I relegated the 5D4 to backup and wide angle (24-70/2.8L original) and it performed nicely.
Surprisingly, I tended to like the colours out of the 1D3 over the 5D4, and the noise (shooting at ISO1600) was similar on both. Got about 250 shots on the 5D4 with 75% battery left, so not great compared to the 1D3, I will have to get the grip and many more batteries if I want it to be the #1 camera some day. I think about it and I probably got the 1DX2 for not much more than the 5D4/grip and extra batteries.
I will say though, when shooting in lighting other than the stage photos for bodybuilding, the 5D4's low light performance (ie noise) is stellar! ISO 10000 has barely any grain at all, it's quite shocking! The AF system is fantastic. I still don't think the camera is worth $5k especially without a grip or lens, but it is an amazing camera.
I think it may out resolve my 24-70/2.8L by a long margin as I don't notice a huge detail difference with the 30MP - 5D4 vs the 10MP - 1D3.