Waitress.. Now before you think... that's not soo weird. You have to consider the people you come into contact with. Just to name a few experiences, and just a few.
The two men in purple and orange velvet suits who tried to give my butt a name.
The very old man who asked me to remove his hearing aid from his left ear.
The time I had to call my brother-in-law because a very drunk sailor was sitting on the hood of my car until he obtained my phone number.
The brother of a groom of a wedding I worked who once explained to me in a lot of detail why it was a good thing he was plowed on vodka and not tequila, apparently it had to do with exposing certain..... body parts of himself. He assured me I wouldn't be offended.
The Sous Chef who refused, absolutely refused to prepare three filets extra well done for a table. (Had to call the executive Chef from a poker game to resolve it.)
There's more.... unfortunately a LOT more the really good stories I couldn't type.