well, we all know photographers are sexy, smooth, charming and the opposite sex can't resist us, but we're also funny with a good sence of humour!
so let everyone read it, your favourite joke of all time. - or one that made you wet your pants lately.
personally, i love stupid jokes. they make me keel over in fits of laughter.
The interrupting cow.
A great dane, a scotty, and a chihuahua were sitting in a bar, knocking back a few, when a beautiful **** walked in.
"Okay, boys," she purred. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whoever can come up with the best proposition, using the words 'cheese' and 'liver'."
The great dane thought a moment, then stated: "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you, too!" He panted and wagged his tail.
The lady just looked away.
The scotty immediately said "I like cheese, and I like liver, AND I like you!" and wagged his tail expectantly.
She ignored him.
Then the chihuahua growled "Liver alone! Cheese with me."
They left together.
There once were two skunks; one named 'In" and one named 'Out." When Out was in, In was out, and when Out was out, In was in. One day, Out was in and In was out, and Mother skunk said 'Out, I want you to go out and bring In in." Out quickly went outside and almost immediately returned with In. Mother skunk was AMAZED and gasped "How did you DO that so quickly?"
"Easy," said Out. "In stinked."
*sorry to be unrelated to photography, just wanted a laugh *
tell us yours!
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