Whats Your Favourite Joke? (TOTALLY unrelated to photography)

[neil_r]

There is a real shotage of ammunition at the moment in the UK but this morning I lucked in and managed to find a local Gun Shops where I was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the petrol (gas) station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my Landrover and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, Big Guy...Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" So, I thought about it for a few seconds and then I asked, "What kinda ammo you got?"

[krb]

Thanks Neil, that one is going to be a big hit in most of the groups I run with.

[x_tan]

Proud Jamaican Father

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."

The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"

The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

[Roy Mathers]

Originally Posted by neil_r

There is a real shotage of ammunition at the moment in the UK but this morning I lucked in and managed to find a local Gun Shops where I was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the petrol (gas) station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my Landrover and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, Big Guy...Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" So, I thought about it for a few seconds and then I asked, "What kinda ammo you got?"

Gun shops in the UK? You must be joking!

[Bend The Light]

Originally Posted by Roy Mathers

Gun shops in the UK? You must be joking!

Yep...


guns by http://bendthelight.me.uk, on Flickr

[Roy Mathers]

I notice it's boarded up!

[neil_r]

Originally Posted by Roy Mathers

Gun shops in the UK? You must be joking!

Roy there are 2 in Rugby 10 miles from me that I often use, there is a another in Edengale that is not to far away. There are far more legally and responsibly owned firearms in the UK than many would think.

[pwm2]

Originally Posted by neil_r

Roy there are 2 in Rugby 10 miles from me that I often use, there is a another in Edengale that is not to far away. There are far more legally and responsibly owned firearms in the UK than many would think.

I would expect hunting and sports shooting have quite a number of active shooters in most parts of the world, giving a need for weapons shops. But sometimes as a subsection of a shop selling other things too - like maybe fishing or camping gear.