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Whats Your Favourite Joke? (TOTALLY unrelated to photography)

 
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Nov 08, 2017 04:32 |  #7561

Still more cutting and pasting from a "Tree joke website" (from a children's site)?




  
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Nov 08, 2017 04:38 |  #7562

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18491591 (external link)
Still more cutting and pasting from a "Tree joke website" (from a children's site)?

I think you mean cutting and felling don't you Roy?


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Nov 09, 2017 02:44 |  #7563

What kind of trees do you get when you plant kisses?
Tulips.


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Nov 09, 2017 03:35 |  #7564

john crossley wrote in post #18492417 (external link)
What kind of trees do you get when you plant kisses?
Tulips.

I wouldn't have called tulips trees, though there are African Tulip Trees.


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Nov 09, 2017 04:07 |  #7565

john crossley wrote in post #18492417 (external link)
What kind of trees do you get when you plant kisses?
Tulips.

Sure it wasn't the Ash tree? ;-)a


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Nov 10, 2017 02:40 |  #7566

What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?
Poultree.


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Nov 10, 2017 04:11 |  #7567

Please tell me that you're near the end of the Children's Tree Joke comic, John!




  
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Nov 10, 2017 04:22 |  #7568

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18493200 (external link)
Please tell me that you're near the end of the Children's Tree Joke comic, John!

Send in the infant-tree!


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Nov 10, 2017 06:49 |  #7569

The immature high school joke book includes jokes like...

Why did the squirrel cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
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Nov 10, 2017 09:10 |  #7570

What's orange and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts.

Hey, kids really like it!


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Nov 10, 2017 10:20 |  #7571

But we're not kids!




  
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Nov 10, 2017 10:41 |  #7572

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18493362 (external link)
But we're not kids!

But not childless.


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Nov 10, 2017 10:47 |  #7573

Pippan wrote in post #18493206 (external link)
Send in the infant-tree!

Giving this great quip a Like just didn't seem adequate.


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Nov 10, 2017 11:08 |  #7574

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But not childless.

It would be interesting to know how many children read this thread/forum. In any case, any self-respecting child would be horrified by the quality of some of these jokes




  
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Nov 10, 2017 11:51 |  #7575

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18493388 (external link)
It would be interesting to know how many children read this thread/forum. In any case, any self-respecting child would be horrified by the quality of some of these jokes

Parents can repeat these to their children. Even if they groan, it's fun. Even more so when the wife groans. I mean sometimes, any groan from from a wife will do. :cry:


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