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Nov 15, 2005 22:43 as a reply to post 920946 |  #61

KevC wrote:
PhotosGuy: I don't get your joke :embarassed:

I didn't either. Was wondering what it meant. Guess I'm a little more dense than I thought.:confused::confused::lol::lol:


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Nov 16, 2005 09:08 as a reply to post 914678 |  #62

OK, say these aloud...
"Someday your prints will come".
"Someday your Prince will come".
I didn't expect that it would be that difficult! I guess that you just don't remember the old Disney movies. :D


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Nov 16, 2005 09:55 as a reply to PhotosGuy's post |  #63

Funny stuff.

Thanks for the laugh folks.




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Nov 18, 2005 08:17 as a reply to post 914678 |  #64

Oooh. That must be a quote from the movie! Hehe. I didn't recognize it. Thanks for clearing that up =)


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Nov 18, 2005 10:30 as a reply to post 914678 |  #65

Oooh. That must be a quote from the movie!

I think it was the opening line from her song. It's the only dialog I remembered, so I guess I thought everyone else would remember it too! ;)


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Nov 18, 2005 11:12 as a reply to post 914678 |  #66

LOL Photos Guy. Look like the generation gap has even smashed this ole classic. I loved it and with your permission will use it every chance I get.


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Nov 18, 2005 11:20 as a reply to post 914678 |  #67

... photos guy..Ahhh just forget it. Some of us just arent as quick (or perverted, take your pick here)
lol.. i got it and it was funny.. the trick to reading online jokes?? read them out loud if you can... they'll cu,m to ya soon enough!
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Nov 18, 2005 12:08 as a reply to zacker's post |  #68

I loved the one about the surrogate father! I laughed out loud!

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Nov 18, 2005 18:38 as a reply to post 914678 |  #69

LOL Photos Guy. Look like the generation gap has even smashed this ole classic. I loved it and with your permission will use it every chance I get.

You don't need my permission. I ripped it from someone else! :D


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Jan 30, 2006 18:39 as a reply to post 155952 |  #70

A little Humor

The Photographer

The Heberts were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Hebert kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon".

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning madam. I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. Come in," Mrs. Hebert cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! My specialty is babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

Photographer - "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too. You can really spread out!! "

Wife - "Bathtub, couch, bed, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for my husband and me."

Photographer - "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

Wife - "My, my, that's a lot of...."

Photographer - "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

Wife (muttering)- "Don't I know it."

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus."

Wife - "Oh my god!"

Photographer - "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

Wife - "She was difficult?"

Photographer - "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park; to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

Wife - "Four and five deep?" (eyes wide in amazement).

Photographer - "Yes, and for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate! Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Wife (leaning forward) - "You mean they actually chewed on your ....equipment?"

Photographer - "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work"

Wife - "Tripod?"

Photographer - "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold very long.

Madam? Madam? Good Lord, she's fainted!"




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Jan 30, 2006 18:42 as a reply to robjim's post |  #71

I think this makes the 7th time this has been posted, I think? Still funny though.


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Apr 16, 2007 16:20 as a reply to post 155952 |  #72

Photographer Joke

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and
decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the
proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,
"Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a
door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to
make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in,
embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer.
"Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.
Please come in and have a seat".

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where
do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in
the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And
sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out
there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it
didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good
one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot
from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his
time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be
disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled
out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a
bus," he said.

"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at
her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well -
when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her
to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four
and five deep to get a good look"

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes
wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more
than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling
- I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush
my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I
just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they
actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready,
I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest
my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted.


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Apr 16, 2007 16:44 as a reply to SezzySue's post |  #73

Can't

Stop


Laughing!

Oh no.. boss is looking at me funny...




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Apr 16, 2007 16:54 as a reply to timbernet's post |  #74

Thats great


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Apr 16, 2007 16:57 as a reply to SezzySue's post |  #75

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthre​ad.php?t=94201
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthre​ad.php?t=90698
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthre​ad.php?t=69149
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthre​ad.php?t=64734
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthre​ad.php?t=26235
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthre​ad.php?t=24548

And today makes 7 (that we know of!)


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