A lot of you POTNers have custom titles. Most of those have been given to you by the title fairy based on what you said in a given context. Sometimes, what you said has been slightly altered. Out of context, most titles look awkward or funny.
As I write this, I have been spared (so far, I guess).
So here's what I propose: In this thread, you can rebuild part of your self-image and esteem: you can post to explain how you got your current title and you can also link to the thread where you lost your title virginity.
For those of you who received many titles throughout your POTNer life, you may explain all of them, some of them, but at least, your current title. For some of you, writing a book may be more appropriate, given how many titles you received. You know who you are!