photographer joke from comedy central page

Cathpah · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

"Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

not so photography related, but still a bit funny.

BillsBayou · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

The joke looks a little jumbled. I guess it's all in how you tell it.

BillsBayou · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

Try telling it like this:

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!"

The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes."

"Why?" asked the nervous pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"

The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

thomascanty · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

Or, like it was told in the joke thread.

gjl711 · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

Either way you tell it, it's funny and actually could happen.

thomascanty · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

You know, this reminds me. We haven't heard that OTHER joke in a while...

Scorpio · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

Shhhh... don't invoke it!

Jon · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

Quote:

Originally Posted by thomascanty

You know, this reminds me. We haven't heard that OTHER joke in a while...

If we do, you'll disappear along with whoever dares post it.

thomascanty · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon

If we do, you'll disappear along with whoever dares post it.

Is it too late for me to delete my post here?

Jon · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

Won't do any good - we'll still hold you responsible for summoning it . . .

thomascanty · 25th of September 2007 (Tue)

Well... It's been nice knowing y'all...

Cathpah · 4th of October 2007 (Thu)

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillsBayou

The joke looks a little jumbled. I guess it's all in how you tell it.

haha...wow, you're not kidding. apparantly my feeble attempt to copy and paste this apparantly already posted joke failed.

off to the corner to stare at my feet in self pity.

thanks for your help on that one.

25th of September 2007 (Tue)	#1
Cathpah Goldmember Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maine. Posts: 4,239	photographer joke from comedy central page "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?" not so photography related, but still a bit funny. __________________ Fashion + Beauty \| Travel \| Architecture \| Mayhem \| Twitter \| Facebook \| Blog the all important tools of the trade My name is Jeff, and I'm addicted to shadows. "Hiiiiii Jeff."

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BillsBayou In trouble with my wife Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New Orleans, La. USA! Favorite Cheese: Caciocavallo Invention: Incendiary Spit-Bomb Wait. What? Posts: 5,015 IMAGE EDITING OK	Re: photographer joke from comedy central page Try telling it like this: A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?" __________________ Take only pictures, leave only footprints... "Cameras don't shoot people. Photographers shoot people." - Me I must not break rule GN.4, Please help me un-see that photo, I must not break rule GN.4... Gear List

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