You might be a photographer when/if...(Jeff Foxworthy one liners inside)

beezwax · 13th of March 2008 (Thu)

you show your friend how to use their own camera and then end up taking all their pictures for them

This could be fun.... how long can we keep this going?

cosworth · 13th of March 2008 (Thu)

You might be a photographer when/if..

You go shopping with your wife and stare at the 10 foot tall images printed on the wall and try to guess the camera/lens instead of the model's bra size.

beezwax · 13th of March 2008 (Thu)

nice one Cos

RandyMN · 13th of March 2008 (Thu)

When you look at Playboy only to anaylize the lighting, pose and reflections from the eyes. Oh yes, eys show it all!

beezwax · 13th of March 2008 (Thu)

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Originally Posted by RandyMN

When you look at Playboy only to anaylize the lighting, pose and reflections from the eyes. Oh yes, eys show it all!

yea... and I read the articles

JAZZ D.P.G. · 13th of March 2008 (Thu)

When you go through the bra/lingerie/make up ads in a magazine and explain to your wife about the shadows, lights and technique of the photographer,

And worse yet, she knows that your serious.

shastrich · 13th of March 2008 (Thu)

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Originally Posted by beezwax

yea... and I read the articles

No one reads the articles.

gary88 · 14th of March 2008 (Fri)

When it's really sunny outside and you think to yourself "My eyes really need to stop down more"

beezwax · 14th of March 2008 (Fri)

you MIGHT be a photog when, you are at a wedding and you see the "hired professional photog" shooting with a mid range PnS and think... "Man... thats gonna be a disspointment"

<---- I've thought that about a wedding VIDEOgrapher once or twice... since I am a Wedding Videographer of almost 9 years

fireman93514 · 14th of March 2008 (Fri)

You are in Yosemite and your wife is telling you how beautiful it is and all you can think of is the lights too flat and there is no contrast.

oaktree · 14th of March 2008 (Fri)

You might be a photographer when you walk around with your left eye closed composing photo shots in your head.

Zilly · 14th of March 2008 (Fri)

when your walking along the beach at sunset with the woman you love and think . . . . . . . . . f8 at 1/200th

ironchef31 · 14th of March 2008 (Fri)

For Christmas your kids gets bright clothes and your wife gets a jacket thats 18% gray.

steve215 · 14th of March 2008 (Fri)

wow we need more of these!

Nick Pro · 14th of March 2008 (Fri)

You read your schools text books and cant pay attention in class because you want to view the EXIF on the pictures but cant because their in a text book

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beezwax Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, Tejas Posts: 1,158 IMAGE EDITING OK	You might be a photographer when/if...(Jeff Foxworthy one liners inside) you show your friend how to use their own camera and then end up taking all their pictures for them This could be fun.... how long can we keep this going? __________________ MYGEAR GULFCOASTTUNDRAS.com

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cosworth I'm comfortable with my masculinity Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Westminster, Canada Posts: 10,926	Re: You might be a photographer when/if...(Jeff Foxworthy one liners inside) You might be a photographer when/if.. You go shopping with your wife and stare at the 10 foot tall images printed on the wall and try to guess the camera/lens instead of the model's bra size. __________________ jasonhollister.com Think your camera is noisy at high ISO? Click here People will always try to stop you doing the right thing if it is unconventional

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beezwax Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, Tejas Posts: 1,158 IMAGE EDITING OK	Re: You might be a photographer when/if...(Jeff Foxworthy one liners inside) nice one Cos __________________ MYGEAR GULFCOASTTUNDRAS.com

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RandyMN Goldmember Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,048	Re: You might be a photographer when/if...(Jeff Foxworthy one liners inside) When you look at Playboy only to anaylize the lighting, pose and reflections from the eyes. Oh yes, eys show it all!

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