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Sep 29, 2011 14:55 |  #1

A very reliable source just told me that the buyer for National camera exchange in Minnesota just put a sku# in their computer systems and will probably start taking pro orders for the anticipated

5DMKIII
Look for something big at the Germany show.:cool:


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Sep 29, 2011 15:09 |  #2

A very good source told me that not only will the 5DMKIII be available, it'll have rocket boosters and be capable of time travel.

Other specs include:
Time Travel mode - If you miss a shot, slip it into TT Mode on the dial, and you'll see 60 seconds into the past through the lens (TT-TTL) with this mode.
Gravity Reduction - Need to get a little higher to get the shot? Did you walk too close to a cliff with your wide angle on? Better put it in GR-Mode.
110fps - That's right. 110 Frames Per Second. We weren't actually able to create a shutter mechanism or mirror that could move this quick, so using a variation of Time Travel Mode, time is actually slowed down.


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Sep 29, 2011 15:13 |  #3

va_rider wrote in post #13183340 (external link)
A very good source told me that not only will the 5DMKIII be available, it'll have rocket boosters and be capable of time travel.

Other specs include:
Time Travel mode - If you miss a shot, slip it into TT Mode on the dial, and you'll see 60 seconds into the past through the lens (TT-TTL) with this mode.
Gravity Reduction - Need to get a little higher to get the shot? Did you walk too close to a cliff with your wide angle on? Better put it in GR-Mode.
110fps - That's right. 110 Frames Per Second. We weren't actually able to create a shutter mechanism or mirror that could move this quick, so using a variation of Time Travel Mode, time is actually slowed down.

Bahaha bw!


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Sep 29, 2011 15:18 |  #4

va_rider wrote in post #13183340 (external link)
A very good source told me that not only will the 5DMKIII be available, it'll have rocket boosters and be capable of time travel.

Other specs include:
Time Travel mode - If you miss a shot, slip it into TT Mode on the dial, and you'll see 60 seconds into the past through the lens (TT-TTL) with this mode.
Gravity Reduction - Need to get a little higher to get the shot? Did you walk too close to a cliff with your wide angle on? Better put it in GR-Mode.
110fps - That's right. 110 Frames Per Second. We weren't actually able to create a shutter mechanism or mirror that could move this quick, so using a variation of Time Travel Mode, time is actually slowed down.

Does it also run on a Mr. Fusion and come with a pair of 2015 Nike Air Mags? :D

I actually wouldn't be surprised (more like depressed) if the 5DIII announcement comes...I did just buy a 5DII after all... oh well!


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Sep 29, 2011 15:23 |  #5

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Does it also run on a Mr. Fusion and come with a pair of 2015 Nike Air Mags? :D

No, but it does contain an internal 90TB Solid State Hard Drive that allows for recording of over 400 images from its 600 GigaPixel Sensor.


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Sep 29, 2011 15:37 as a reply to  @ va_rider's post |  #6

Ha ha-- You funny Boys

This is not a troll. I work with someone in the company that knows the buyer for the chain.


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Sep 29, 2011 15:40 |  #7

Worked selling cameras for to long to know the annoncement comes before the retailler knows anything!




  
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Sep 29, 2011 15:52 |  #8

umphotography wrote in post #13183453 (external link)
Ha ha-- You funny Boys

This is not a troll. I work with someone in the company that knows the buyer for the chain.

Dude... I do too....

I totally work with a group of trained assassin photographers from the future. I've traveled back in time because it's getting close to the time of the release of the camera that changed life as we know it.

It began simple, the 5dMKIII was released just as you are saying. People used it and fell in love. They sold all of their current gear and invested all of the money into the 5DMKIII. This was easy, since with the 5dMKIII came the first ever Canon Multi Lens, the only lens that could adapt itself to every use and possible situation, from f/.001 to f/7000 depending on available light, and it would transform from a 1mm lens to 5000mm lens with the flick of a switch.

However, the lens testing was not completed thoroughly enough, as mating this intelligent lens with the Canon 5dMKIII's quad Digic VI processors allowed the lens and camera to combine into one semi-living, self-aware, sentient being.

The lens and camera combo started to absorb the users, until just a few of us were left. We were the ones who were happy with our 7d's and didn't early-adopt the 5dMKIII. Unfortunately, we were pushed to the caves in order to survive.

After some time, we managed to get one of the 5dMKIII creatures to absorb a 7d that was on a wired remote. Using the wired remote, we were able to travel through time by setting a multiple exposure sequence into the 5dMKIII's circuitry.

A small group of us managed to come back to warn you... don't buy into the 5dMKIII ... .it'll only result in the destruction of the world as you know it.... It'll be fine at first, but starting with Firmware Update 1.2.93, things will change.


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Sep 29, 2011 15:52 |  #9

umphotography wrote in post #13183264 (external link)
A very reliable source just told me that the buyer for National camera exchange in Minnesota just put a sku# in their computer systems and will probably start taking pro orders for the anticipated

5DMKIII
Look for something big at the Germany show.:cool:

you should know better. seriously. :rolleyes:


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Sep 29, 2011 15:59 |  #10

Shouldn't this be on the Rumors thread?
But yeah, this sounds funny


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Sep 29, 2011 16:16 |  #11

va_rider wrote in post #13183340 (external link)
A very good source told me that not only will the 5DMKIII be available, it'll have rocket boosters and be capable of time travel.

Other specs include:
Time Travel mode - If you miss a shot, slip it into TT Mode on the dial, and you'll see 60 seconds into the past through the lens (TT-TTL) with this mode.
Gravity Reduction - Need to get a little higher to get the shot? Did you walk too close to a cliff with your wide angle on? Better put it in GR-Mode.
110fps - That's right. 110 Frames Per Second. We weren't actually able to create a shutter mechanism or mirror that could move this quick, so using a variation of Time Travel Mode, time is actually slowed down.

hahahaha....... too funny!!! Love it.


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Sep 29, 2011 16:26 |  #12

Basically I don't want to buy another 5D II to replace my aging 5Ds because I am not fully satisfied with the function of the 5D II. AF problems and pattern noise are my main issues.


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Sep 29, 2011 16:30 |  #13

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Ha ha-- You funny Boys

This is not a troll. I work with someone in the company that knows the buyer for the chain.

Wow! My dad worked at Nintendo and he told me all the company secrets, too! :p


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Sep 29, 2011 18:35 |  #14

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='[Hyuni];13183733']Wo​w! My dad worked at Nintendo and he told me all the company secrets, too! :p

That's okay... my dad's a big wheel at the cracker factory!

I look at it this way; rumors are worth what you pay for them.. Nothing.


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Sep 29, 2011 18:45 |  #15

umphotography wrote in post #13183453 (external link)
Ha ha-- You funny Boys

This is not a troll. I work with someone in the company that knows the buyer for the chain.

Ok, so think that one through. If you are correct, and someone finds this thread, checks your website...... small world.


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