"Personally, I never come across anyone **** about how their camera doesn't work. I come across more people quite pleased with their images, even though a lot of them could have been shot using a much cheaper camera...but who cares, they are quite pleased with themselves even if they have their camera on green box mode."
My brother in law, with his 7D for 2 years, 24-70/2.8L, 100-400L, 17-40L, and experience with film SLRs back to the 80's, had never taken the camera out of green box mode, and complained about focus not being sharp much of the time. He was grateful for the introduction to center point, but that's as far as we got.
Another friend...well, colleague, owned a 5Dii from the first month it was out, owned a D800 from the first month it was out, all the fastest cards, is ALWAYS bugging me why I don't buy a grip for the battery capacity. He even put Magic Lantern on his 5Dii because it was cool. I looked, and he had not even taken enough shots to run the battery down for the first time.
I'm not jealous. It is comedy. I don't feel big. Both of these people can do things I cannot. It's just plain comical. Next time it will be at my expense. This time, it's my turn to laugh.